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Joined 03-12-05, id: 774261, Profile Updated: 07-21-08
Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter, Get Backers, Miles Vorkosigan, Prince of Tennis, Discworld, and Good Omens.

Welcome to my fabulous world. You can find much more of my fanfiction at my insane journal account. You can also find all of my fics, of all ratings, linked and listed by pairing at abstract_fics.

I write mostly HP slash. Pairings include:

Snape/Harry
Harry/Draco
Remus/Harry
Harry/Colin
Sirius/Remus
Sirius/Harry
Lucius/Harry
Lucius/Ron
and Lucius/Draco, among others.

My fic 'Stick' won a Multifaceted Award.

I also write Get Backers fic, the occasional Clex and that sort of thing. Feel free to hop on over to my IJ account and friend me if you like my stuff. I have difficulty in remembering to update everywhere, but I always update there. And let me know you're friending me, so I can friend you back and allow you to read unfettered.

Don't take me too seriously. I don't take myself too seriously. I write because I enjoy it, and because I enjoy growing as a writer. Concrit is appreciated, but rudeness and wanking are not. Please be civil.

Scars Beneath Skin by In Memory of the Shrimp reviews
Of all the Jyuunishi, it's the Rabbit Akito hates the most.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Akito S., Momiji S.
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Hogwarts Runway reviews
Hogwarts puts on a fashion show for (Great Justice? charity?) humour purposes. (AU-ish as everyone is alive and aware of Project Runway.) Beta'd by the incomparable Isisanubis (and all further mistakes are mine).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Holiday Spirit reviews
STAND ALONE. NOT A SEQUEL TO ANYTHING. It's Christmas and Harry's young son, Cas Potter, is growing up and struggling to fit in, while Harry and Snape are too busy fighting to notice. Contains: AU, original characters, past character death. Thanks to: angela snape, aeryun, accioslash & lmeden
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perspective reviews
Harry and Snape switch bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Spirit of Things reviews
WARNINGS: You can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. SUMMARY: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told through a series of night-time encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Felinated! reviews
A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only Human reviews
Aziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
A Rolling Stone reviews
Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Weakness reviews
In a friendly match, Atobe looks for Shishido’s weakness. Implied ShishidoOhtori, 500 words.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Shishido R., Otori C. - Complete
Determined to Win reviews
Momoshiro should have known better than to try to let Ryoma down easy...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
The Data Date reviews
Inui prevents Kaidoh from overexertion with a calculated distraction—a movie.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Just the Right Touch reviews
It's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Parting Gift reviews
Harry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beta Version reviews
Ivan contemplates solutions to his marriage woes. IvanByerly
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Never Let Go reviews
Draco finds Harry’s obsession with him aggravating, at least at first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wears the Trousers reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Friends Are For reviews
A HarryRon drabble. Ron is always looking out for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Cottontail reviews
A drabble in which Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magpie reviews
Harry watches over himself, but he isn’t the only one. Slash. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Shakes His Booty reviews
Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It All Started With Cedric reviews
What Cedric gave Harry was more than just a onenight stand he gave Harry the courage of his convictions, and Harry will use that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
End of the World reviews
Harry lost the war, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, as Snape is there to remind him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape and the Tie That Binds reviews
AU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it’s time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hope Raises No Dust reviews
PostHBP, Severus and Harry come together again, learn to cope, look toward the future, and to hope. Title taken from a quotation by Paul Eluard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stick reviews
After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Summer Thunder reviews
Ban likes a little bit of rain, a little bit of time to reflect, and a whole lot of Ginji.
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2005
I Feel Pretty reviews
After the war, Harry runs into Draco, and Draco’s dirty little secret. A misunderstanding ensues. HPxDM, humor, crossdressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Remarry Tale reviews
Harry sets off to find his fortune and his one true love, in the classic fairy tale style. Slash, RLHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Butler Did It reviews
The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Bad Habits, or Get Back: Ban’s Dignity reviews
Ban is having a very bad day. Luckily, he doesn't have to give EVERYTHING up. Ban x Ginji. Humor.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
This Hell reviews
SLASH YAOI. BanxAkabane. Yes, BanxAkabane. Mentions of BanxGinji. Ultra dark, very angsty. Ban uses Dr. Jackal, and Dr. Jackal uses Ban. 640 words.
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2005
Harry and the Love Tutor reviews
SLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn’t so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Teacher's Pet reviews
Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter Always Gets His Man reviews
Snarry, Humour, Slash. Oneshot. Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape’s playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn’t know, but he’s determined to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pink reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyday Ejaculations reviews
The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Catching Fire reviews
During the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension. 530 words. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
This Means War reviews
SLASH. Harry’s taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he’s going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Hero reviews
SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Harry P.
Mercury Met reviews
A double drabble in which Draco visits his father one last time. Lucius wants an explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
His Own Eyes reviews
BanGinji. Slash. Very short one-shot. Taking Ginji for granted vs. taking advantage of Ginji. Ban doesn’t know what reality is anymore. Will he settle for a good dream? Will he need to?
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
Larger Problems reviews
Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
She's a Lady? reviews
A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.