Author has written 4 stories for Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.
Hi:) Some of my stories will have "UsPplz" jokes. But they're mostly one-shot, and they're clearly marked for UsPplz. LOL.
Well, where to start... I'm a crazy teenager obsessed with HP, InuYasha, and fairy tale (well, writing them, not reading them) fanfictions.
GINNY/DRACO! -- seriously! They're so perfect!
Hermione/Ron -- Well, duh.
Draco/Cho -- If you're going to make Draco and Cho look like total and complete idiots, they might as well be a couple... Although, I don't see many people agreeing with me...
InuYasha/Kagome -- As if this isn't obvious enough...
Sango/Miroku -- If only Miroku wasn't so perverted and Sango wasn't so violent...
Rin/Sesshomaru -- This is only OK if you make Rin as old as Kagome, but if you leave her at her actual age, that's just wrong.
SLASH --OMG, don't even get me started. I'm not biased against homosexuals or bisexuals or anything; it's just that these fics tend to be very, very graphic.
Hermione/Snape -- EW... he's like three or four times her age!
Harry/Ginny -- Harry and Ginny... I don't know why I dislike it... I guess it's just too happy for me... Anyways, I kinda like the "dark side"...
InuYasha/Kikyo -- I mean come on people! Yeah, yeah, they used to be in love... but she's dead ok!
Rin/Sesshomaru -- See comment above.
ANYBODY/Naraku -- Sorry, Naraku, but face the facts: you're a mean and ugly butt.
Funny moments (If you dont' get this, you don't have to):
Everyone: THERE ARE NO BANANAS IN THE SKY!
Annie: WORM DANCE!
Sej: Allo allo!
Piggy: How do they make the jellies light up?
Me to Annie: Who's Anton? You mean from Challenger? Our Anton? Who's Anton? Oh, my bad...
Pline: Cody! Your stalkers are here!
Winny: Yay! (aligns her desk with the rest of the desks) I'm straight!
Cindy: Fine! I'll just play Mafia all by myself!
Me: I'm so fat!
Me: 'Cause I'm... just dat cool!
Ann: AHH! Communism!
Pretend phone conversation with me playing "Me" and "Cody" -- a.k.a. Steamboat phonecall
Supyash: What the Fish!
Sej: Whatever you do... don't... laugh
Ann hits her head on the door frame... That's what you get for being a tall person in China!
Me and Miche (using the stars in YIM): Let's make a pyramid!
Nikitato Winny: I'm funny.
Sej: You're lying!
Nikki: Code indigo.
Ann = Jack Sparrow (Hahahaha!)
Cody's hair... funny in itself.
Sej: Winny's blushing brown!
Ann: True or false: Turtles are plants
Winny: I'm hot... What? I don't mean it like that!
Nikita/Danielle: YESSSSSS! (with the Napoleon Dynamite arm thing...)
Sammi's "calling" Sasuke on the plane from D.C.!
Mr. Surkan: ...and women tend to be more graceful than men
Me: MICHE! THAT'S MY SANDWICH!
(Over if the metallic butterfly decorations were yellow or green)
Sammi hearts Sasuke!
Ann to Nikki: Stop flexing your Gogurt!
Pauline: But she's not your mom!
Me: And slips of YYYOOOUUU!
Denzy: By Charles Sluts
B.E.M.-- I can't believe that's in the dictionary!
Me to Annie: Let's sue the mango companies for making defective oranges!
Ann and Piggy: Stork in the wind!
Annie: He said he wants 'Most likely to be the next Brett Favre.'
Pline: Boys suck!
(In D.C. at 2 AM)
(In D.C.) 7:27 AM
Ron: (sigh) Hermione...
Me: I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOOOOLLLL! (With funky hand movements)
About the Stories:
Drisella's Dilemma: New chapter coming up on August 21
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