Jenny UsPplz
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Joined 03-12-05, id: 774593
Author has written 4 stories for Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.

Hi:) Some of my stories will have "UsPplz" jokes. But they're mostly one-shot, and they're clearly marked for UsPplz. LOL.

Well, where to start... I'm a crazy teenager obsessed with HP, InuYasha, and fairy tale (well, writing them, not reading them) fanfictions.

I Love:

GINNY/DRACO! -- seriously! They're so perfect!

Hermione/Ron -- Well, duh.

Draco/Cho -- If you're going to make Draco and Cho look like total and complete idiots, they might as well be a couple... Although, I don't see many people agreeing with me...

InuYasha/Kagome -- As if this isn't obvious enough...

Sango/Miroku -- If only Miroku wasn't so perverted and Sango wasn't so violent...

Rin/Sesshomaru -- This is only OK if you make Rin as old as Kagome, but if you leave her at her actual age, that's just wrong.

I Hate:

SLASH --OMG, don't even get me started. I'm not biased against homosexuals or bisexuals or anything; it's just that these fics tend to be very, very graphic.

Hermione/Snape -- EW... he's like three or four times her age!

Harry/Ginny -- Harry and Ginny... I don't know why I dislike it... I guess it's just too happy for me... Anyways, I kinda like the "dark side"...

InuYasha/Kikyo -- I mean come on people! Yeah, yeah, they used to be in love... but she's dead ok!

Rin/Sesshomaru -- See comment above.

ANYBODY/Naraku -- Sorry, Naraku, but face the facts: you're a mean and ugly butt.

Funny moments (If you dont' get this, you don't have to):

Everyone: THERE ARE NO BANANAS IN THE SKY!

Annie: WORM DANCE!

Annie: Sandstorm!

Sej: Allo allo!

Piggy: How do they make the jellies light up?

Me to Annie: Who's Anton? You mean from Challenger? Our Anton? Who's Anton? Oh, my bad...

Pline: Cody! Your stalkers are here!

Winny: Yay! (aligns her desk with the rest of the desks) I'm straight!
Sai: I hope you are!

Cindy: Fine! I'll just play Mafia all by myself!

Me: I'm so fat!
Pline: No you're not!
Me: I'm paranoid!
Pline: Yes, you are... but you're not fat!

Me: 'Cause I'm... just dat cool!

Ann: AHH! Communism!

Pretend phone conversation with me playing "Me" and "Cody" -- a.k.a. Steamboat phonecall
Me: Cody, make the steamboat noise...
Cody: OK, Pauline, Supriya, Samantha Ma, I'm NOT going to make the steamboat noise, so go away!
Me: DO IT! (in scary voice) We can see you!
Cody: But there are no windows in my room...
Me: (in scary voice) We know...
Cody: (looks around)
Me: Stop looking around because you won't find us! Don't move! (in scary voice) or we'll GET you!

Supyash: What the Fish!
Pline: KM Arm!
Supyash: Whatev.
Pline: Gangsta!

Sej: Whatever you do... don't... laugh
Whoever she's talking to: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ann hits her head on the door frame... That's what you get for being a tall person in China!

Sej: Yoyoyo!

Me and Miche (using the stars in YIM): Let's make a pyramid!

Nikitato Winny: I'm funny.
Winny (blushing): He's not even here!

Sej: You're lying!

Nikki: Code indigo.

Ann = Jack Sparrow (Hahahaha!)

Cody's hair... funny in itself.

Sej: Winny's blushing brown!

Ann: True or false: Turtles are plants
Ann's sis: True...
Ann: Okay, next question--WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT...

Winny: I'm hot... What? I don't mean it like that!

Nikita/Danielle: YESSSSSS! (with the Napoleon Dynamite arm thing...)

Sammi's "calling" Sasuke on the plane from D.C.!

Mr. Surkan: ...and women tend to be more graceful than men
Ann: (accidentally falls off chair)

Me: MICHE! THAT'S MY SANDWICH!
Miche: Really? It tastes just like mine... (Haha... remember the Cheese Shop sandwich!)

(Over if the metallic butterfly decorations were yellow or green)
Me and Adri: YELLOW!
Everyone else: GREEN!
Me and Adri: YELLOW!
Everyone else: GREEN!
Me and Adri: YELLOW!
Everyone else: GREEN!
Lunchladies: SSSSHH!

Sammi hearts Sasuke!

Pling's rock
Renny's sock
and Piggy's Gollum... lol

Ann to Nikki: Stop flexing your Gogurt!

Pauline: But she's not your mom!

Me: And slips of YYYOOOUUU!

Denzy: By Charles Sluts

B.E.M.-- I can't believe that's in the dictionary!

Me to Annie: Let's sue the mango companies for making defective oranges!

Ann and Piggy: Stork in the wind!

Annie: He said he wants 'Most likely to be the next Brett Favre.'
Me: What?
Annie: He said he wants 'Most likely to be the next Brett Favre.'
Me: What!
Annie: He said he wants 'Most likely to be the next Brett Favre!'
Me: WHAT! He wants to be the next 'Butt Farm'!
Sammi, Miche, Annie, and Me: HAHAHAHAHA! (Well, they ALMOST sound the same!)

Pline: Boys suck!
Piggy: Men suck!
Pline: Life sucks!
Piggy: The world sucks!
Pline: Oh look, Marky!
Piggy: PLINE!

(In D.C. at 2 AM)
Annie, Sammi, and Miche: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: SILENCE...
Me: (Thinking: I'm the only sane one here...) (bursts out randomly) HAHAHAHA!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (We're insane... laughing RANDOMLY at 2 AM!)

(In D.C.) 7:27 AM

Ron: (sigh) Hermione...
Hermione and Ginny: (sigh) Harry...
Harry: (sigh) Cho...
Cho: WAAHHH...

Me: I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOOOOLLLL! (With funky hand movements)

About the Stories:

Drisella's Dilemma: New chapter coming up on August 21
Left at the Alter: Currently on hold
Are You My Prince Charming: COMPLETE
A Dream Gone Wrong: Currently on hold

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The Dragon Rebels by Lee Velviet reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts his Seventh Year with a new look - and a new agenda - to hack off his father in any way possible, including associating himself with Ginny Weasley. Chap. 19 Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,959 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Corruptive by Marauders Gal reviews
When Hermione wakes up tied to Draco's bed in Malfoy Manor, he attempts to poison her and then Lucius gives her some rather shocking news over dinner, things seem like they can't get any worse for the poor girl. And then they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,572 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Done!OOC Kagome, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, silverhaired Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break her and make her his own? IK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Just a Theory by Vehemently Yours reviews
[DracoGinny] Professor McGonagall is taking psychology lessons through owl to earn her degree. For her final project, she has to prove a theory about love and hate to be true. Her two specimens? Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Memories:Part I by Ruby4 reviews
Ginny and Malfoy were friends in her 6th year.Harry obliviates Malfoy due to certain reasons and Malfoy doesn't remember that Ginny and him useto be friends.Then in Ginnys 7th year circumstances lead her to make a deal with Malfoy in exchange for his prot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,554 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Don't Say Goodbye by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETEDHermioneDraco PostHogwarts Fic, however first chapter is a flashback of a year during Hogwarts. Hermione meets up with Draco four years after Hogwarts in Muggle London...read to find out more! Rated M for language and sexual content later to come
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,664 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scared, Weasley? by SenatorSolo reviews
'I'm sorry, I . . a . . . just, I'll leave now,' Ginny stammered as Draco advanced on her, backing her into a wall. 'Scared, Weasley' Draco whispered.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,884 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ginger and Icing by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
The short, short version: Ginny, Draco, lots of icing, a bit of gingerbread, three mischievous house elves, and some atrocious socks. DG, COMPLETE with sequel, preOOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Gaining Memories by Celianna reviews
After an incident playing Quidditch, Draco Malfoy loses his memory ... but also gains a new memory. He thinks Ginny Weasley is his girlfriend, now how did that happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,477 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Purely Physical by burgundyred reviews
“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Prince Charming for Me Please! by amieken reviews
Princess Elizabeth is not your normal princess. She doesn't need a "big, strong man" to save her. Unfortunately, this lands her at Prince Charming's castle. Can she resist his wiles, or are her days as an independent woman numbered?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
Galatea by Irina reviews
After years of planning, Draco is ready to overthrow Voldemort and take his place at the head of the Death Eaters. Ginny, a former auror, is the only thing he needs to put his plan in motion. [Part two in a trilogy - COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,463 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Drisella's Dilemma reviews
Cinderella is on Drisella’s last nerve, and Drisella will do ANYTHING to get her sister off her back… even if it means resorting to drastic measures… PLEASE, READ AND REVIEW!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
Left at the Altar reviews
We don’t hear much about Cinderella’s dream wedding. We just know it happened. For her, that’s just the problem: it didn’t.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Are you my Prince Charming? reviews
Snow White was a spoiled princess; the Queen was an obsessive parent. Oh, how the tables have turned. COMPLETE (I added 5 chapters at once. XD)
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
A Dream Gone Wrong reviews
Harry Potter has always been Pauline’s obsession. What happens when she actually meets him? ONE-SHOT (LOTS OF “USPPLZ” JOKES)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete