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As I am not from GB or US, my stories may contain some errors, typos. I won't be insulted if you point them ;). What are my stories about? OP characters, but not from the very beginning, forced to work and think at least a bit for their power. There won't be naive protagonists - I strongly dislike them. On the other hand, I will try not to make my protagonist both too much of an a-hole or a sadist. In my writing and reading, I focus mostly on Harry Potter and Naruto fandoms. From time to time I also like to read a crossover with Worm, Star Wars, Star Gate or Assasin's Creed.

I'm mostly interested in theoretical side of supernatural powers of some world. This is the reason I've chosen above mentioned titles, so I'm usually seriously disappointed, when author focuses on creating a great pack of friends instead of training the hero. Empire building, Sim City settled in fantasy world is also something that will surely interest me - I loved a story where Lord Voldemort was reborn in GOT world and tried to create magical kingdom.

TL;DR - I love a hero that creates, has an idea, isn't only responding to villain, but has this great vision.

The biggest problem I noticed with fanfiction? They are plagiats and not even intentionally. People repeat the same events, the same dialogue sentences even though the butterflies' wings should've change everything by now. They don't do it out of the ill will. I tried to write a story, though I didn't publish it and I've fallen into the same pit. First, you try to expand on the story you started in your summary - you had this great idea. The story is almost like review - you rush to be able to finally catch up with canon, where the differences would be seen, then you slow down.

And this is the problem, looking back this rushed review is always the best part of fanfic, because it is something new and it uses ideas from your summary, ideas that lured a reader to your profile. The rest of the fic is retelling of canon with more badass protagonist. So in hindsight I would say - assume that there is no point that you have to catch up to, never slow down with the start of the canon, because if anything it's the canon that needs to be shortly round-up in one paragraph.

So, instead of five chapters, making probably 25% of your story describing the Wave mission in Naruto or Troll Incident in HP it should be commented by one sentence:

(Wave - Naruto) After 4 weeks of D-rank missions they were finally given a C-rank (though in reality, the mission was a mislabeled A-rank). With their good training before the academy, the mission in Wave didn't give them many troubles, though they finally realised how dangerous their profession can be. After return they started training with even bigger determination.

(Troll - HP) The rest of autumn didn't bring many emotions. People were terrified by the incident with the troll (how did it even manage to get into Hogwarts?), but luckily the teachers were able to save this Granger girl with only a broken hand (or but as only a muggleborn had died, nobody cared).

This is it. We are fans - we can quote almost whole chapters from our memories and we read hundreds of fanfics. There is nothing more boring than to read for the 300th time the same scene. Short summary is enough - we want to read something new!

Likes:

- Time travel.

But properly done. There is nothing more irritating than saving the timeline. "I will have no advantage of knowing the future." Yeah, but usually, you're like Kage level warrior. So outline of future events should be enough and then simply destroy your enemies. It's also nice, if author didn't create new enemies out of nowhere or transported antagonist with hero.

- Self inerts (SI).

Only small fraction of this genre. Unfortunally, majority of SIs is written by emotional teenager girls. Pure angst - "Oh, I'm in a world, that soon will be drowned in war! Oh, I will die! Oh, I'm so unlucky, but I will suffer like a true heroin!"

I prefer approach from A world full of monsters: "Hmm, so things might go to hell, but there is rinnegan and battle magic in this world. And... I know the future. If I am carefull, I can live a long, happy life." When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

It is also very important to me, that protagonist discovers magic/chakra. In many Naruto SIs the hero that tries to be responsible, think ahead, trains physically completely ignoring super-powers. I call bullshit! In rich countries even up to 50% of population is overweight. Out of not chubby, even less people takes box or karate classes. Now we take random person from our universe - probability tells us, that random person will be a couch potato. Meaning they won't know a thing about martial arts, nor even anything about exercises. Meaning, for average person reborn in Narutoverse chakra is the only salvation. And let's be honest, who would've left something so new and unique for years alone, not trying to experiment?

- Harry is a Horcrux of his girlfriend and she's his.

One of my favourite cheats. I'm very vary of the idea of Horcruxes. Not because it disgusts me - so what, that you have to kill? The world is at war, there's plenty of volunteers, deserving the fate of being ingrediend in a dark ritual. The idea seems simply too dangerous - it's quite probable that Riddle stopped being genius because of madness induced by Horcruxes. Then, it's quite stupid to gain immortality at a price of your immortal part.

But with this cheat... You can realy use this garbage power of love, that Dumledore likes to drone about. I don't believe in this trash, but in the case of repairing, merging soulpieces it can be useful. You can be free of insanity, because you have full soul, even though not completely yours. And you literally gain soul-bound with your beloved ;) So immortality without drawbacks and with many bonuses.

- Accio, Reparo.

With these two spells no wizard has the right to be poor. You didn't get a job in ministry? So what? Go muggle and summon old coins from Roman Empire, or go to London and summon lost coins from neighbourhood. Are you hungry? Go into wilderness and summon fish - you can't transfigure food, but you can summon it.

If you want a completely legal business, just open a repair shop for everything without electronics. Or go into recycling business. Buy a garbage dump, summon metal, sell it. Sumon damaged antics, repair it, open shop with antics. These two spells are cheats, yet nobody uses them on a larger scale. I am not excited, when I read about Harry with elemental powers, Harry with great dueling talent, Harry training martial arts. I'm excited, when our hero sits and thinks for five minutes and then uses his powers to their full potential.

- Ambitious goal.

Cure Neville Longbottom's parents from insanity, after becoming the best doctor for Harry Potter, create his own Philosopher Stone, create perpetum mobile or simply a new energy source and sell it to Muggles. Build an AI by fusing talking portraits instead of electronis.

For Naruto - "catch em all", I mean bloodlines. By fuinjutsu, or being a great medic, I don't care. But bloodlines are the most interesting part of Naruto. Gain Rinnegan. Resurrect parents by upgraiding Edo Tensei. Gain Kyubi's memories of ancient jutsus. Create a jutsu, that will automatically exhaust your muscles thus allowing you to skip your physical training.

And so on. But the thing is, be something more than this, internally, broody teenager whose only goal is to defeat the Big Bad and become the martyr. Hell, even Naruto's dream to become a Hokage would be nice, if he was approiching it seriously, if it would constantly burn his soul, forcing him to learn, train, think.

- Fluff

I simply love the romance that is cute, warm, makes your day. Without drama, nagging, strange adventures like kidnappings and attempted rapes. Warm friendship fluently evolving into something more...

- Gamer fics

With many 'but's. It's great, it creates what we could call Augmented Reality, something that we're trying to achieve with the newest electronics and Artificial Neural Networks. And here it is. The beauty of concept was shown in the original Gamer - seemingly average world became exciting. A little bit like with Sims.

"Who would've want to play a life simulator?" Yet everybody loved it and now it has, correct me if I'm wrong, the 4th version.

So it makes your reality a little more magical, even without other special powers. Quantizing the abilities of person finally gives them a motivation to work harder - every push-up gives you 1% to next level of strength. You see effects immediately. But it's not all. Skills don't deteriorate - in real life you forget how to craft, play the piano, speak foreign languages after a while. Your body gains fat and loses strength if you skip gym.

Then let's add to it some fantasy world with magic/chakra. It finally evens the field for the hero - up until now he was always getting by thanks to his luck.

There are many ways that this concept can be destroyed:

- Power given intentionally by some higher being or game master. And then there is a dialog with the game. It was supposed to be a game, an automatic program, a machine! Am I the only one creeped out by some powerful designer/demon observing everything the MC does, even in toilet? Then comes the freedom - there will be the end of it because you gained it only on a whim from some R.O.B.

It's better when it's gained as an accident - for example, Harry Potter's accidental magic and blood protection reacted to beating after a day of playing console. "It would be cool if my life was a game."

- Instant Dungeons. Together with loot they are screaming, that something's wrong with reality - soon everybody will learn about this special skill, Gamer. But there is more important thing. IDs are extremely OC, they break the flow of story. They support lack of cunning. The Gamer was supposed to make a great story out of bland, grey days. So instead exp should be gained by getting side quests from neighbours. Experience in fights? That's what bullies are for. Show some creativity, make quests based on canon!

- Party system. Gamer was supposed to be unique skill, giving advantage to some random guy. With party system, everyone is suddenly a gamer, everybody has this advantage, so we're back to the square one. Another problem? Party system all but confirms, that Gamer skill want be a secret. And keeping the reason for OPness is half of the thrill in such fics.

- Wasting the power. The Gamer not only enables, but all but makes sure that the receiver will have an exponential growth. But only if the user uses it! So protagonist should sit down and think how he can play the system. Plan the min-maxing. When and where invest the stat points. What kind of training will be the most efficient with this kind of power.

Example of what not to do is the hero adding his stat points to strength, vitality after every level up. This stats, especially in the beginning, can be very easily grinded! It's easy to think about the training that will improve the physical capabilities. It's harder with psychic. INT? Doable - read books, learn, but it's harder. WIS? Very abstract, play chess? LUC? Almost impossible. Yes, gambling and avoiding near death situations will do. But to gain a point you need to win. And without a luck to begin with, you will never level it up, or you may even die.

So - LUC, WIS, INT these are the only skills that are justified to use the points on. Even then, firstly they should be grinded as far as possible.

Secondly, people are too stubborn when they reach higher level of stats. They still try to train for days, weeks, only to gain one more point in STR. It's frustrating to read: "He trained for two years, gained 5 points for each stat". To little! They should think how to walk around the problem. Maybe inject some steroids before the training? Gamer power will make sure that there is no lasting damage. Or maybe discover a skill that passively boosts the stat? Level up Running, it should give passive increase to stamina and first few levels would be easier to gain then one more level of stamina.

- Training of the protagonist

Because the author is forced to write his own story. Show his own timetable for the hero, show his creative ways of using chakra/magic, create new ways of cheating and grinding. Unfortunately, after the training hero usually walks straight through canon, looking slightly more cool, then there are some boring fights, so yeah... Training is the moment, when MC makes himself better and the part of story which cannot be simply copied from canon.

- Alternative path villain.

I love stories in AU world, where the villain never became a villain, in his deciding moment he did what was right instead of easy. The stories, where Tom Riddle never killed Myrtle, instead becoming DADA teacher and reforming Hogwart's curriculum. In Narutoverse, AU where Mizuki isn't a demon hater and decided to tutor Naruto, gaining attention of Hokage and eventually promotion.

Traditional fics with light!Harry, where hero doesn't kill anybody aren't able to encourage me to become a better person - I don't believe in naive rethoric that they promote. However, fics with villains with moral backbone usually show that by being a good person you gain more in the long term.

Dislikes:

- Rants.

Ironic, as all this text on my profile can be considered a rant. But I mean rants inside of the story. Harry finds out that he was manipulated and for five chapters he rants, how he uncovered all plots. Half of his enemies starts to cry and beg for forgiveness, another half is stunned and only after a week they have some weak reply.

That's not how real life works. IRL, nobody cares. In responce to rant, everyone becomes defensive, trying to shove the guilt on you. And master manipulators? They ALWAYS have contingencies. There was a one-shot - Harry walks into headmaster office and rants. How he discovered that his money were being stolen, that he was being manipulated all his life. Dumbledore responce? One world, password built in Harry's subconsciousness years ago.

Ranting is a sign of an overly arrogant hero, who in a real life would be quickly punished for his stupidy.

- Hermione Granger.

Yes, I know, highly controversial. Good half of community loves her. But for me her appearence means, that Harry will be MC in name only. Harry will become muscle, completely not obliged to think by himself. No training, no testing of boundaries of magic. His role is to make stupid, emotional decisions and destroy what his mistress says to destroy.

Her behavior grates my nerves. Teacher's pet, worshipper of authority, bossy... The most important? She's a hypocrite. She breaks rules, laws, morals, but only when she gives a go ahead, is Golden Trio allowed to cause some mischief. Who gave her the right to look at everybody from higher moral ground? Even if I tried, it would be hard to create something more unlikeable.

- Harry Potter.

Or at the very least, his canon self. He has money, fame, power, friends... Yet he decided to become whiny, brooding emo. After first year he knows that there is a death warrant on his head. Does he try to learn obscure magic, dark spells (better you than me)? Is he doing anything to at least master school curriculum?
After second year he finally knows that his craving for friends is a little bit extreme and that wizarding world is quite quick to judge and betray. Still, his only goal is to be accepted. Hello! You are accepted already!

Speaking of goals, ambitions... Harry should be a Slytherin in all but name. Sorting Hat wanted to put him there - that means that after deeply judging his personallity, Hat decided that the most distinct feature of HP is ambition, goal (to achieve sth by himself), cunning (he survived Dursleys without being broken). So Slytherin Harry, where have you gone? Why are you looking for your death in Hogwart's traps? Why have you chosen the most unreliable friends -jealous git and teacher's spy?

- Fleur Delacour

You can be sure, that every talk with her will be about how she is seen by everyone only as a beautiful object. But then you take three steps back and start to wonder - 'why did author chose this particular girl?'. The answer is usually - 'because she is beautiful'. Every appearance of her reeks of hipocrisy.

But maybe, just maybe, someone really wanted to focus on her because of interesting personality? No, I don't think so. Every scene with her shows rude, bitchy, spoiled little girl, not some hurt ice queen who needs a prince.

- Bad grammar.

Yes, probably you've already found dozens of mistakes on my profile. But grammatically incorrect english is not some new language - "I don't know it, you don't know it, we will understand each other perfectly". It doesn't work like this. If I cannot understand what I am reading, I will simply stop, no matter how interesting the plot is.

- Canon will never change.

Harry can gain basilisk gaze and eidetic memory. He still will save Hermione from troll in his first year. Naruto can have rinnegan. He will still participate in Wave mission, he still will have absurd talk about his ninja way. The battles may be a little bit more flashy but that's it. Opposite of butterfly effect. Protagonist could be incarnation of Budda, Merlin or Jesus Christ, canon won't change. I think it's a definition of fate. You can choose your road, but you have to walk through some checkpoints.
Quite ironic - Naruto in ff gives Neji speech about not believing in fate, but their whole fight was destined, no matter what changed in story, this fight had to happen. This approach makes reading a story completely senseless. Why should I read this plagiat with a little bit more hormonal, aggresive MC if nothing relevant changes?

- Taking strays.

So, protagonist is trying to avoid his enemies. He is already powerful and is killing searching parties, meanwhile gaining new skills. Suddenly, in one village full of homeless children, one is trying to rob him/is attacked. What will he do? Adopt of course, even though he isn't adult himself. Yes, villains have finally an opportunity to hurt him!

Creating handicap, without any reason, it's so frustrating!

- Unlimited OOcness.

"Naruto Uchiha, son of Hashirama, high-school student, who is a girl is looking for love..."

You know, philosophers are asking themselves, how many changes can you make to the object, before it is no longer the same. Is a chair without one leg still a chair? Without two? Is it a chair, if it's constructed from glass? And so on. Hard to show precise moment, when something no longer is the same. But it's easy to say, that Naruto without chakra, with different surname, with different looks, with different character is no longer the same boy.

- Unnecessary drama.

A hero all the time has near death experiences, and then gets power-ups, all the time someone kidnaps his future girlfriend to nearly rape her - only then can they kiss. And if it's still too happy? Maybe he should pretend to be a traitor, to protect his friends?

I know that a story without any bumps will be boring, but there has to be some limit! I'm reading these stories to relax, not to clench my fists.

- "I need allies.".

So our hero discovered new powers, ancient bloodlines, family heirlooms, money, many methods of fast training. He's got every raw material necessary, now he should, in terms of RPGs, start to grind all of his stats. We could read about him learning science behind magic/chakra. Instead he decided, that he needs allies right now.

Hmm, sometimes you really need them. So, is Naruto trying to befriend and upgrade Kakashi, recover Tsunade? Is Harry Potter trying to get to know Amelia Bones, some neutral family heads(light families already love him). No! Our protagonist decided to give his teenager friends all his family secret techniques, so in a couple of years they will achieve adults power level and will be moderately obliged to him.

"I need allies" is a trigger phrase for me, that makes sure that I will not review nor add to favourites the story.

- Patronus charm.

"Dude, what the hell, it's one of the most important charms in story!" Yes, but I hate implications. It's purely defensive. When the crowd cheers, that dementors were fend off, I ask myself "What will they do next?" There is no info about them being seriously harmed. So when the hero celebrates, I see dementors and imagine what are they doing in the same the same time - probably eating muggle's souls, as they were unable to attack wizards.

- Childish insults.

Harry Potter became Lord Potter, Black and whatever you can think about. He is using his Wizengamot seat, he's trying to lead the nation even though he isn't even an adult. So there's this intervew in Prophet, where he'll try to show himself as a powerful wizard, mature person, he'll have to avert attention from his age and gain support from public. He's talking about the war, in formal language and suddenly he says, that he'll fight against the Dork Lord.

It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth, when I read it. Lack of decorum proves that HP is still a little boy, only now with too much power. Look at Dumbledore, how he insults. "Tom". You'll say that it isn't insult, it's Dark Lords name. But Dumbledore uses his name deliberately. Even in private meetings he says "Voldemort, don't fear his name". So why in battle, with so many witnessess is he saying Tom?

It's an obvious insult, with so many layers.

"I know your true name, you can lead Pureblood agenda and yet you will never be one of them".

"You can be a dark lord, but I remember you as one of my students, I can still see this little, pouting boy. Compared to me you're still so inexperienced."

Tom, not Mr Riddle, it must be so patronizing and as infuriating as his use of "my boy".

This is how you insult with style. But for that you need the experience, maturity and wit. And OP!Strong!independent!Harry unfortunately usually doesn't have these traits.

- Hidden good guys.

Draco Malfoy and his father are indeed conservative, but not racist, they are fighting against both sides to save wizarding world. They're compassionate and caring. Bellatrix in reality is a killer only because she was forced to do so by marriage contract. Voldemort never was terrorist, he fights against Dark Lord Dumbledore.

You know, I usually find it as disgusting as majority of people finds Holocaust Denial. It's quite clear that Draco is pampered brat and bully - no 11 year old could put an act so truthfully. His father is a puppet master. Voldemort is quite clearly a villain, charming and witty but with soul as black as Satan a.. I wanted to read about dirty compromises, Harry's maturing process and I got a sob story about unnamed heroes.

It's especially common in romances - Bella is not evil, Pansy Parkinson was only pretending, forced to marry Draco by her parents. Here's the thing - the romance would be so much more interesting, if author wouldn't try to put girls in standard uniform - girlfriend model #3. When I saw Bella and Harry in description I was hoping for a juicy love-hate relationship. Instead I find a girl with boring personality and history with only a name that could mean so much more.

- Many main characters.

"There are many POVs in Game of Throne and nobody's complaining, it allows us to better understand, what is happening." Yes, George Martin managed to create a good story with many protagonists, yet he's a professional writer. In case of ff it usually makes me indifferent towards the hero. It's not usually made deliberately.

The first cause of lack of clear main character is romance. The girl has to fight side by side with hero. (Quick question to war veterans - how many of you participated in battle against jihadists with your wives by your side?). Or if she is not a fighter, she does research for hero, because he's too stupid as a boy (reversed sexism). Pure love, unconditional support, talk are never needed. But in a real life it's the most necessary thing your partner can give you. When a soldier fights, he talks to his wife through Skype to gain support. Meanwhile his wife works as a teacher, maybe is a housewife, maybe a doctor, maybe even a researcher. But my point? She has nothing to do with his fight.

So what is the result for a story? Protagonist makes obvious mistakes to allow his girlfriend to show how much she is needed. He ignores some fields of magic, to make her feel necessary. "I need allies" creates similar problem. Too many main characters makes it impossible for a hero to be truly above average and forces author to leave plot holes, filled by additional heroes. All in all, reader no longer cares what will happen to our hero (eight deadly words).

- Memory loss.

It's usually combined with travel - in time or to different dimensions - in crossovers.

So our badass hero, or not so badass, but with enough abilities, that would give him advantage in his new home, loses his memories as a price. Instead he gains better genetics, some vague feelings. The author should be honest and admit, that his story is not a crossover, but simply has an OC character.

Examples - infant Harry Potter travels to Death Note universe, losing his magic. Oh, and he gains new, japanese name. Why are you still calling this child HP?

- Lady Fate, Death, God, Merlin...

... suddenly appearing and saying "You have the purest soul ever, your enemy is the worst dark lord since centuries, we will help you". Why now? Where were you? I hate these overpowered characters, amoral - because they had power and did nothing for ages and dictating which morals the hero should embrace.

- Villain acts, hero reacts.

Meaning, that usually hero has no ambition. He wants to protect his precious people (how I hate these words), defeat (never kill) the bad guy. Immortality? "It's wrong, everybody has to die eventually." Never mind, that both Naruto and HP world has good half dozen of methods to live longer, without human sacrifices. Money? No! Hero has to live in poverty! Sexy girls? Only as a side note, never as a goal (although this one ambition is sometimes allowed). High political position? Now this is a pure evil, allowed only to rip to pieces the old system, never for power.

Ambition IMHO should never be treated as it is in shounens. It's ambition of medieval doctors, that created current medicine. Ambition of scientists created cars, science, factories, reduced hunger. Ambition of some, admittedly partially-evil princes, good hundreds years ago created your country uniting the fighting tribes. And back to modern times - ambition is what forces young adults to finish the university and gives the nation professionals. Ambition drives people to create new companies thus reducing the unemployment rate.

Without ambition, the story is the next copy of canon, with slightly different details. With it, we can finally get to know the world in story, feel as if we were a part of something new, greater.

- Forgive everything

Yes, forgiveness frees you, if you want revenge, you should dig up two graves - for your enemy and for yourself. You shouldn't go on a killing spree for bullying, neglectful parents should be simply given to proper authorities.

Ok, but there are some things, that are unforgivable:

- Naruto is chased by mobs, skinned, raped, electroduced. "Oh no, I have to show them love, they will understand, that they were wrong." But I would rather say that 13 warning shots in the back of their heads is more approciate. And if you are the real pacifist, let them face trial under neutral judge and send them to prison. But changing their minds is not enough. Making them cry in understanding is not enough. For such crimes there needs to be punishment.

- Sasuke rapes and then kills Hinata in front of Naruto, then kills the jinchuriki himself. By a a strange seal malfunction Naruto goes back in time. Ok, he has the advantage of knowing the future, knows, who is the villain. Will he slit the throat of the vermin, before it becomes too dangerous? No, of course he can forgive everything, he wil go into a guilty trip.
"I didn't do enough for Sasuke, I need to teach him new jutsus, then he won't leave the village and will be a good guy." It is one thing to be a good guy, but goody-two-shoes loves to dig his own grave by empowering the evident future villain.

So to sum up - the author builds angst and reader's anger to some absurd heights and then changes his quite dark story into an ideological manifest. Manifest that doesn't work, because anybody with half brain will recognise that it wasn't justice. The story wasn't presenting moral approach, criminals weren't punished.

- Pranks

Because, honestly, changing someone's hair color is not funny. My reaction is usually "Meh, ok, and?". On the other hand, trully good pranks should be either cruel, borderline bullying to be funny, but then, there is a question - has this person trully deserved such actions? - or pranks should be really weird, that when you see them, you can only say WTF?!

Pranks are usually used in stories as some form of revenge. But it's not enough and it's not working IRL. Becasue, as said Machiavelli, you should never hurt your enemies lightly - either use some decisive, crushing actions, or don't act at all. Sligt acts of hostility will bring revenge from your enemy and thus the cycle of hatred (forgive me this Naruto phrase) is never ending. Putting your enemies in jail for life on the other hand is a good beginning.

- Buying slaves to save them.

Do I even have to explain simple laws of market? The hero isn't punishing the offender, he helps one slave, yes, but at the same time he is sponsoring the bussiness and ensures that it thrives. His gold will be spend good on hunting new merchandise.

- Fishing-rod instead of fish

Harry needs to make some allies. Instead of giving them money, tutors and so on, he gives them the base of his power - Room of Requirement when he could give them some items from there, grimoires of Potter family, instead of good textbooks, knowledge of future (if he is time traveler/SI) instead of giving advices on a need-to-know basis.

He voluntarily gives away every advantage he posses in hope of gratitude. He loses control for no good reason.

- Quidditch.

No, it's more than dislike. I hate it with passion. Harry is hunted by extremely skilled assassin with years of knowledge. Instead of doing his best in school he neglects his homework, avoids difficult electives only to have more time for a silly game.

I try to find a paralel in normal world - psychotic hacker killed your family, soon he will try to break into all your accounts. You can only find information about him by becoming a skilled hacker. So, what should you do? Do your best during math and computer science, in your free time code for fun, read about unix. Instead you become a school champion of go-kart. It's not a bad hobby, could be probably relaxing, but in such circumstances you mustn't sacrifice all your time for silly games!

- Good goblins.

There are, unfortunately many naive stories, but this trope takes the cake. Even Rowling, who was always politically correct, whose whole story was about tolerance, described them as an untrustworthy race. Even canon showed how an attempt to cooperate ended with dagger in the back.

They are opportunistic, rude, aggresive. Race of warriors - meaning race bereft of intelectuals. Their property rights are ridiculous, the history shows that they rebel time and time again. Already, they have too much power - their monopoly over financial system is dangerous. Then let's look for myths and pop-culture - the goblins are always villains, be it Tolkien or Warhammer 40k. It's like making a pact with demons believing that they are misunderstood.

So I cringe every time, when weak, defenceless Harry arrives at Gringotts and describes his situation to these immoral creatures. What is more probable - that a thug hearing about your troubles will help you or that he will rob you, seeing as you are now an easier target?

- "Curse of immortality."

There are only few instances when imortality could be really considered a curse - if you are held a prisoner, if you are being tortured or constantly in pain due to some illness that makes you suffer, but doesn't let you die. Yes, this type of torture was shown in Stargate - parasitic race of Goa'uld would capture you, burn to death, ressurect and so on. You couldn't count on death being the end of this hell.

But this is not the case in the majority of HP fanfics - Harry is rich, he discovered desire to learn new things and he became a genius. he knows how to pick up girls. And he moans, that it's terrible, that he has to commit a suicide. That he will outlive his friends. Here's a thing for you about friends - it's rarity that you stay in contact with your BFF longer than 5 years. Really. Change of school, then change of work place, emigrating to a different city or even country to earn a little bit more... The point is, by the point you reach 50, the contact with your friends from highschool is reduced to talking on a skype twice a year and meeting in person on their birthday.

"Ok, but what about seeing your family die?" You will see them die either way, leading, what we call a happy life. If your life is devoid of tragedy, you will bury your parents and gradparents, not the other way around. You will probably bury half of your siblings, when they will start to die of age. With or without immortality, there is 50% chance that your spouse will die first.

The point is, I despise the angst in any form. Unjustified angst gets a multiplier. I try to pay my bills from my pay and I am happy when there is something left that I can save for a rainy day. I live in fear, that by the time I reach my 50 there will be a high probability of getting a cancer or stroke. And here is this young little shit, moaning that he has so much money and it's so sad, that he will never die or suffer illness. It's kinda hard to sympathise with a broken nail of a celebrity when you fight every day to survive.

- Curse of hatred.

In Naruto it is said to be a curse of Uchicha family. The reason behind their behavior. My problem? All events can be explained without this strange concept. Arrogance? They have the most powerful bloodline! Still, I feel that Hyuuga are more arrogant. Rebellion? They were led to it since Nidaime, who tried to discriminate them and created ghetto for them. Uchicha Massacre is BTW honestly the best part of this anime - its greek tragedy in the truest form. Fugaku didn't have a choice - he was stalked by ANBU - he didn't know that they were ROOT. In his mind, had he not struck first, his family would be anihilated.

What about the large amount of psychos? Indra, Madara, Obito, Itachi, Sasuke? Itachi tried to do a good thing, so he's out. Sasuke was manipulated by everyone and as a child he watched his family slaughtered - nobody would come from it sane. Indra was manipulated by black Zetsu. Obito was tortured and brainwashed by Madara. That leaves Madara, bitter war veteran, forced to surrender his army to his victorious foe, whose brother killed his own brother.

The concept of curse of hatred is unnecessary. What Uchicha are doing is typical human behaviour - it's Senju that are freaks, trying to be funny during war, desperately using diplomacy where words should have been forsaken long ago. Uchicha as a clan is not specifically evil, they are slightly arrogant and then targetted by manipulators.

- Brackets.

Brackets as a mean to heighten angst. Something like second voice answering bitterly. It was probably supposed to be so artistic, mature, sarcastic. But it always sounds like a little whining boy, angrily but without any force behind him. I'm against angst as it is, but I always give a benefit of a doubt to the writer - maybe this whole angst was a mistake? He tried to show that protagonist is lost in his new circumstances and forgot that prologue should be short. But these brackets, like some tragic answering choir in theater shows that the author is proud of his errors!


Thoughts about fanoms

Worm:

This setting is so bad that it slowly becomes good. In all honestly, I managed to read maybe only a half of canon. The rest I learnt from wiki and other fanfics. I couldn't do it - it was too dark, the atmosphere was too tense. Also, there wasn't a single character that I could point out and say "This one, this person is a great guy/cute girl". Literally every single person had traits that made them impossible to like. Then there is the difficulty - it's simply impossible to win, what with godlike entity - Scion and three Godzillas.

I have to admit that the world is quite big and detailed. Taking into account all of the flaws of canon, it makes a great sandbox for fanfics. However, unlike Harry Potter or Naruto, I woulnd't recommend reading the story without any changes.

Why I hate every single person in this setting:

Taylor:

She is a main heroine of this story. I'll admit, it is cool to some extent that she escalates. What I can't stand is that her cape career is just an escape from bullying. She gained powers, she is and already was suicidal because of school. However, she doesn't spend even a five minutes to think about improving her living situation. She doesn't try to capitalise on her accident - locker was at least looked by proper authorities, even if they eventually gave up. She had finally a point from which she could start legal offensive. Sadly, she never tries to use it, press advantage. She also doesn't try to use her new power to defend herself - monitoring, where her bullies are isn't worth mentioning. She could use her bugs to spy, overhear their talks and finally she would discover that Sophia is Ward. Or she could outright kill Emma and make her bugs eat the body - no evidence. The thing is, she doesn't do anything to protect herself - neither lawful nor qustionably moral attacks.

The sad thing is, after reading how she takes bullying after her trigger, I start to agree with Sophia of all people! SS, who is a monster with childish darwinish philosophy. But... Before trigger, the Ward is obviosly wrong - there is nothing that Taylor can do, no way to stand up. If she would really hit any of her bullies, the headmistress would have something really substantial to put in her files. Both Emma's father, who is a lawyer and teachers who want to have a Ward would do their best to destroy her. She has no path that she can take to make herself free, the system is against her. However, her powers and documented case of assault opens new possibilities. Still, she doesn't do anything, she's still waiting for someone with power to protect her. Well, hello! After the trigger you are the one with the power and if you still don't stand to protect yourself, than you really deserve to suffer.

Second major point that irritates me is how she wants to be a hero. There are many problems with it. I mentioned already the first one - it's only a substitute to avoid solving her real problems. But the most important thing is that she is willing to become a spy. Let's reiterate it: her life is hell, because her best friend betrayed her. She had no friends, no friendly soul to talk to. And now, there is a group that finally accepted her and trusts her. They are not perfect - being thieves and all... But they care for her. Her plan? Betray them. She is going to do the same thing that Emma did to her - betray her best friends. Once again, isn't Taylor a terrible creature that deserves all the suffering?

Looking for a whipping boy:

The thing that irritates me mostly in this setting is Taylor's reaction to her bullies. It's always "Today the bullying was too much. I need to fight gangs." I can't understand this type of mentality. She is bullied so she is looking for a substitute guilty party. There's no need for it, they are right before you! Instead of getting revenge on Emma, plotting ways of legally convicting Sophia, she thinks how to fight crime. She should start with her immediate problems first. Instead, Sophia hits her and a couple of hours later she hits E88 thugs. Where is logic in that? The icing on cake is "I'm better than my bullies" and than she hunts gangsters that haven't hurt her ever.

Shortly, usually Taylor ignores her issues, doesn't try to improve her personal life.

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Heir Descendant by purpleread reviews
After an untimely accident reveals the truth of Loki's identity, he heads off to wizarding Midgard for revenge. But there's more to earth than he first reckoned, and world domination can be so distracting... AU, pre-Thor, non FB-compliant, Loki mentors Harry, rated T for violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,621 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 17h - Published: 1/19/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Loki
A Little Help Toward Destiny by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 415 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Jon S., Ghost - Complete
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 7,137 - Follows: 7,551 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,369 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 12,129 - Follows: 13,968 - Updated: 9/9/2020 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Nine Tailed Possession by AlexDnD reviews
At age 11 tragedy strikes Naruto. He becomes catatonic and the Kyubi takes over. The Kyubi isn't stupid however and knows if he bursts forth and wrecks havoc around him he will be sealed again. Instead he has another plan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 6/22/2020 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Essence of Chaos (rewritten) by Kyoto141092 reviews
Naruto never wanted to be hated, never wanted the responsibility that all Jinchuriki have. But what happens when something occurs to make it slightly more bearable... and when he discovers a latent power that will give him even more responsibility? / Naruto-small harem (redheads mostly) Friendly fem/kurama fem/Garra OP Naruto later on / Lemons later as well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,578 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U.
Compliant by jlluh reviews
Hermione asks Harry for helping learning to break the Imperius Curse. Truths are spoken and forgotten. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stargate Knights Templar by Syphon01 reviews
a stargate story of a militant christian holy order discovering the stargate and how they world react to the Goa'uld
Stargate - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,110 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 3/19/2016
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
For Lack of a Bezoar by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto: Awakened by slythefoxx2 reviews
Sometimes the worst things to happen to you lead to the best. A radically different experience with the toads results in a different Naruto, one ready to face all challenges and best all challengers. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,249 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Naruto U.
Follow the Light by MBurris reviews
A slip of the tongue reveals to Harry an alternative path, one much more demanding than he experienced before, where the rewards he asks for are denied him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,110 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Realignment by PuzzleSB reviews
The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,230 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Far Strider by Aguy.SB reviews
A college student finds himself transported into a strange land with burgeoning magical powers, and is taken in by Ned Stark. Will he sink or swim in this medieval society, and will he ever get home? OC-insert without knowledge of Game of Thrones, new planeswalker. Slow power ramp.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,953 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Jon S., Robert B., Eddard S., OC
Hit the Ground Running by Zero Rewind reviews
After beating Kaguya, Sasuke finds himself stranded on another, unfamiliar world. What's an Uchiha to do, in that situation? No pairing decided, as of yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,172 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Sasuke U., Skitter, Tattletale
Don't Say Vampire by DeltaNovember reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 215,253 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Skitter, Madison C., Faultline - Complete
A Brighter Future by Dhagon reviews
There are a lot of people who would be more then happy to be born in the Harry Potter universe. Some would even be happy being Harry Potter. Not me. As far as I could tell, I was placed in a horrible position to bail out a society that I absolutely loathed. To hell with that. You can't fix what's already broken and I'm not going to try. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 198 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Complete
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
Twice the Apathy by 88mph reviews
SI/OC with 'Gamer' powers. Kensuke was sold to Konoha to become a ninja in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. He doesn't want to be a ninja, he has dreams of a far more peaceful life in his past, but failing the Academy has dire consequences. It doesn't help that Uzumaki keeps humiliating him with pranks to lighten him up. If only the Sandaime's pet would leave him alone...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 12/17/2015
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Pink and Gold: The Ultimate Duo by okmangeez reviews
When the Ten Tail's Tailed Beast Ball struck the Allied Forces, Naruto and Sakura braced for the worst as Naruto used a Forbidden Jutsu in a desperate gamble to change the future. When they opened their eyes, the two of them found themselves waking up on the day that they were assigned to Team Seven...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,792 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Team Seven
Sealing Twilight by Kyoto141092 reviews
Naruto has just returned from his two year training trip with Jiraiya, but what happens when he finds himself stuck with someone he thought had died. One thing is for sure... he's gonna need earplugs... or lots and lots of ducktape. - Naruto X Tayuya Fluff/lemons later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,951 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Old man Naruto by electricbanjo reviews
Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 9/13/2016
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Strange Gameplay for a Ninja by Champygnakx reviews
What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,372 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 3,968 - Follows: 4,565 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC
The Root of Darkness by Amorphis760 reviews
I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,626 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 6,338 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - OC
The True Uzumaki by Capell reviews
Inconsequential, or so he was meant to be. Yet with the discovery of a single scroll, everything changed. 'I'll prove to them that I'm better, I'll become… a God.' Watch as Naruto ascends through the shinobi world and his plans come to fruition. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,378 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017
Terrible Poverty Is Loneliness (So Let Me Stay at Your Side) by Ellory reviews
When everyone and everything you loved slipped from your grasp, how could you not turn to the one who always loved you and never pushed you away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/18/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Dorea Black/Potter, Charlus P.] - Complete
The New Dark Lord by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
Harry won at the Battle of Hogwarts, but corruption still controlled the Ministry. With the help of his 'friends', they send him to Azkaban. Haunted with his worst memories by the Dementors, Harry starts to plot his escape and his revenge on the world. His first plan? To free and enlist the help of Grindelwald. Dark!Harry; HP/GD. In Progress once more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] Gellert G.
The Dark Empire by Light-in-Oblivion reviews
Harry Potters brother is hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived, leaving Harry forgotten. But when Harry discovers a secret about the first Peverell everything changes. Thrust into a world much larger than he could ever dream about, Harry must rebuild a Empire, avenge an ancestor and understand one truth. Peace is a Lie. *Abandoned as of 20-02-2019*
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,424 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 4,044 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Harry P., Aayla S.]
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 6,671 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 724 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Unusual Fascinations by Mesmerist reviews
Set in the Goblet of Fire, Harry and Hermione each have a strange awakening after a demonstration of the Unforgivable Curses during that fateful Defense Against the Dark Arts class. How different is a Harry Potter with one deviant obsession, a twisted kink? Perhaps not at all, or perhaps incredibly so in the most meaningful of ways. Webs of pairings centered around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Daphne G.
A New World to Conquer by LordOfTheGrey reviews
Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,533 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 5,878 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Subtlety by Nigelcat1 reviews
The "helpless" pawn Harry Potter starts his fifth year at Hogwarts. As usual he will be abused, slandered, "tested" and made to feel worthless and guilty. However, the pawn now has a protector who educates and heals the boy body and soul. It is time for revenge, death, disaster and destruction of lives and master plans. Contains Dumbles/Weasley/Malfoy/other bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,322 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 267 - Published: 2/21/2016
Harry Potter and the Puppet of Time by Calanor reviews
Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,893 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 5,683 - Follows: 1,857 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Control freak by merendes reviews
When you find out that someone messed with your mind, what will you do? Can it be forgiven? Or will you take revenge on anyone who participated and utterly destroy them? Watch what would Naruto do. Warning: Do not expect to see in this story the canon Naruto or Naruto wielding some ridiculous bloodline. Also I would recommand to read at least two chapters beyond the prolog.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,647 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Naruto U.
Bloodline Flash by Edaar the Mage reviews
In the Chunnin Exams, during a moment of clarity and at his lowest, Naruto awakens within him a unknown power. The power that made his father the most feared shinobi of a generation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Naruto U.
As a Ninja by Iamwhononofyouare reviews
Getting transported- reincarnated if you will- into the Naruto-verse, as an Uchiha no less, was... unexpected. But with a good teacher, a new mind-set, and some intelligence, succeeding isn't impossible, is it? But then again, what even is success?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 164,488 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 888 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 1,555 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? by Lord Jeram reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
TimeWhirl: Cycles by Joxtonson reviews
Inspired by the Groundhog day style story, Chunnin Exam Day by perfectlionheart, Naruto discovers that being able to redo every mistake he ever made isn't all that great. Although maybe shoving a rasenshuriken at the hokage wasn't the best solution. At all. Who knew time loops could be so helpful and infuriating at the same time? Pairings to be decided. Time loops complicate things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Naruto U.
Shinobi no Kami by AlexDnD reviews
Hiruzen was considered the 'God of shinobi.' This story makes the assumption that the title was entirely justified. What happens when the Shinobi no Kami has a different response on the Hyūga abduction attempt? It is time to let slip the dogs of war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,941 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Just Magic by calcore reviews
Harry never enjoyed being in the spotlights and would rather observe from the sidelines. Magical world won't have it and both light and dark will do their best to focus the fate of everything on him. Will they be able to force him to care and fight for their petty opinions? Doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,010 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P.
Controlling Darkness by Generatedname reviews
The Dursleys are dead by his own hand, killed by the magic he has discovered within himself. With this power, Harry runs away from Privet drive, seeking to take control of his newfound life. Then, when he turns eleven, a letter arrives, and with it, the key to more power, for there is only power in young Harry's life, that and those too weak to use it. Evil, Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,701 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015
Heirs by Nigelcat1 reviews
Arcturus Lord Black is Head of the House of Black. He wants the line to continue but all of his possible heirs are either rebellious, stupid, indifferent, lazy, insane, evil or married badly. He really didn't like anybody in his family. Then Voldemort is defeated by a 15 month old baby and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,221 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 175 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Complete
Fade to Blacklight by Fenerath reviews
Neglected for his twin sister, Naruto ran away from his family and the village that has only brought him pain. He left the Elemental Nations entirely, finding a new land, and a new home. But when disaster strikes, he will be forced to return to the last place he wanted to see again. How will Naruto handle being a Prototype in a land of ninjas? M for gore and paranoia. Grey Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,601 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Naruto U.
In a world of Magic by marsolino reviews
Richard Hale is dumped as a newborn in the Harry Potter world after his untimely death. What will he do when he realizes he shares a roof with the future Lord Voldemort? Read to find out. Self-Insert. No pairings. One-Shot. Character death. Rated M for precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,521 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
CRA for Dummies by Orbetol reviews
Naruto might have to marry someone, but that doesn't mean he's going down without a fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Naruto U., Shizune, Tsunade S., Homura M. - Complete
The Telepathic Transference Complication by Alex Conrad reviews
A lab accident leaves Sheldon with the ability to read minds. Is this a gift or a curse? What Women Want AU
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Survive the Red Sky by BERSER-CAR reviews
I was trapped inside some sort of weird game. At first, I thought I was still dreaming, but then the dream went on for weeks, months even. The symbols... The people... All I knew but none I truly knew. I don't care for helping make this world better. I don't care if Konoha is razed to the ground. All I cared about was surviving, as in this game, there is only one life. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,960 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter and the Video Game Life by Temairine reviews
So Harry Potter dies. He gets a second chance. In an alternate universe. Ruled by the Dark Lord. Which is actually not an evil dictatorship... Something's not quite right... Maybe it's the fact that his life is now a video game, and he has to raise stats and level up? Well... that's part of this new world Harry has landed in! Heavily AU, Harem, Video Game Plot, Harry Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P.
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,392 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 3,490 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Heartless Harry by ValwithV reviews
When Petunia had to allow her hated nephew into her home, she'd expected troubles to arise sooner or later. Nothing though could have prepared her for the reality of what was to come. The boy sleeping under her roof, eating her food, wasting her money, was no normal child, oh no. It was an evil little demon hiding beneath innocent features. My take on psychopath/sociopath!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 303 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D.
The fires of war and the ice that follows by Dragon89 reviews
An unsuspecting man is dropped in a fictional war zone and must survive in a world much different than his own. (ABANDONED)
Crossover - Game of Thrones & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,697 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014
Harry Potter: Rise of an Empire by Lord-Drakos reviews
DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,929 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P.
Blood Thief by Kento-hish17 reviews
Naruto is belittled, his siblings looked upon as Kami's gifts to man as they held the twin doujutsu of Rinnegan and Sharingan. On the night of the Scroll incident, Naruto found the Kimera no Jutsu and uses it on his siblings. Leaving the village to find more bloodlines, Naruto is a force to fear. NarutoxFem. Hiruko pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 422 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Queen by thegreatpl reviews
Taylor gets Mental Out (aka Queen)'s powers from A Certain Scientific Railgun instead of her canon powers. (minus the telepathy). Pretty much a revenge fic for the first few chapters from Sophia's point of view. Warning: contains some pretty twisted characters. And mindrape. Lots and lots of Mindrape.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The History Professor by Kia Stirling reviews
The war ended in victory. There were few deaths, and the Wizarding World rejoiced. But Percy Weasley had always been a bit of a perfectionist. Time-travel, slight tweaking of canon. Percy-centric. A series of vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Percy W.
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 5,071 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 313 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Peter W., Cersei L.
Too Young to Die by thebombhasbeenplanted reviews
Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,707 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Naruto Namikaze and the Mystery of Magic by Acaykath reviews
The immortal Naruto Namikaze, bored out of his mind by the tedium of immortality decides to investigate the odd happenings in England. He discovers a whole hidden society to mess with and an immortal dark lord to destroy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Squib's Path to Revenge by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
When Harry's twin sister Ivy, the Girl-Who-Lived, is on the verge of death or loss of magic after her defeat of Voldemort, it's decided they will take Harry's magic and give it to her to save her life. Read as Harry, now a squib, travels the road to darkness to re-obtain his magic and achieve his revenge. Dark!Harry; Being edited after long absence, to be resumed soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,336 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Astoria G., Daphne G.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Teacher's Pet by flaming kyubi reviews
Suzume Namidia has a very demanding job with little reward the stress of teaching at the academy has made her desperate for some relief, to bad she cant find any help. That changes when she realises the resident jinchuriki not only has no one to teach him,but he is also desperate for attention. Seeing her chance Suzume makes her claim on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Namida S. - Complete
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Endless Desire by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Hp/FMA crossover. Baby Harry Potter died that faithful Halloween night and appears before the Gate, sensing the childs inherent SIN, Truth sends him back with a little 'gift'. Greed!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry. M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Greed
Invisible Friend by phoenixdragonsphinx reviews
5 year old Harry gains a measure of control over his powers, enough to turn invisible and run away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,354 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
It was a girl named Ginny by Tigerman reviews
Have been having trouble finding a good Harry/Ginny lately? That's why you should read this one. No magical love, or soul-mate thingy. This is a 'what if Ginny never had a crush, but everyone else said she did'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,446 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Power Play by Savile reviews
The Dursleys taught Harry one thing, there are those who have power and those who desire it. He knows which one he wants to be. Post GOF. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Daphne G.
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Dragon is Reborn Again by Ynyr reviews
Harry dies in the Chamber of Secrets, but the CREATOR sends him back along with the memories of a man called Rand al'Thor. It seems that the Boy-Who-Lived is the reincarnation of the Dragon Reborn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,084 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bellatrix L., Lews Therin T. - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 5,208 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warlord by deconneur reviews
Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,279 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Breach of Contract: Twelve Signs by The Matt Silver reviews
To avoid the unjust prosecution of his friends in the days following the end of the war, Harry Potter signed a magical contract in blood. Years later, Harry struggles with the balance of his latest Auror case involving a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals, and both the developing and deteriorating relationships with those closest to him. HP/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L. - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Felix Felicis Fortuna by dragonblade3200 reviews
This is Harry's tale, his redemption, his fall, his war. Dumbledore isn't as good as Harry hoped, Voldemort isn't as different as he thought. A night of healing with a flask of Liquid Luck provided by the mysterious Half-Blood Prince leads to Harry's fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,294 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Watching Him Grow by mannd1068 reviews
A neighbor's POV watching Harry through all his summers at Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Quantum Magic by Terrai reviews
Growing up under the Dursley's care has turned Harry into something different. Craving knowledge with an innate curiosity and virtually no morality will take it's toll. Dark/Intelligent Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,136 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Harry P.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 1,397 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 432 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 855 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Rise of the House of Rookwood by vlad the inhaler reviews
Augustus Rookwood, unspeakable and Death Eater, discovers the prophecy. How ironic, that Dumbledore and Voldemort should grant him a destiny even greater than their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Harry P.
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 1,860 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 215 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Rise of A Dark King by Naga's Shadow reviews
Attacked by his enemies, framed by the ministry,and betrayed by his friends Harry Potter is cast into the darkness. Only to be saved by the most unlikey person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P., OC
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 545 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 1,386 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The last dinosaur’s roar by IP82 reviews
PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 747 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 791 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Demon Fox, Kyuubi by Thundereaper reviews
What if Iruka had tried to kill Naruto on that night? Where would Naruto be now? Naruto as the embodiment of Evil, as a Demon, as Uzumaki Naruto, Demon Fox. Dark, lots of death and stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Ginger's Second Chance reviews
Usually it is someone highly intelligent that travels back in time – even Harry is only suppressing his brilliance. But Ron? Hard-working, quick, open-minded… He is not. But with years of advantage over his peers even he can become something more than a tired Auror with a wife that hates him. Amoral!Sly!Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Ron W.