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Author has written 19 stories for Naruto.
UPDATES: (Edit 5-17-2011)
Completion Percentage: (Haven't been working like I should)
Another Generation (Chapter 6): 0%
Miserable Drabbles (Chapter 11): 0%
Meaning of Life (Chapter 2): 1%
CinderSand (Chapter 5): 0%
Smoke and Mirrors (Chapter 3): 4%
Dismal Forebodings (Chapter 10): 13%
Ivory Eyes (Chapter 16): 70%
((Dark Diary Remastered: 2/26))
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3 Random Facts:
1- It's been fucking HELLA days since I've been on FFN.
2- I sporadically work on updates. I very rarely finish any.
3- I'm still a virgin.
Finished Fic Rants:
New Family: There are so many things wrong with so many aspects of this fic. I do plan on revamping some day when I don't have as many projects piled up on me. (Granted I pile them all myself.) Really though, it was the first NejiGaa I ever wrote and the third fanfiction I ever posted (see AFF.net for earlier work) and even at that I had so little writing experience I shouldn't have been let near a computer. Still, I'm really thankful for all the support everyone has given me and it has pushed me to improve myself, which I like to think I've done. Edit: Ok, so about the comments I've been getting about how alcohol wouldn't put out the fire... I'm not retarded you guys, I know it's flammable. Although, hawh, at the time I didn't know that sake was traditionally warmed (please remember I wrote it when I was 15) so it shouldn't have been on ice. Anyway, the sake was still in the bottle, in the ice, in the bucket (and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground and the green grass grows all around-around and the green grass grows all around).
Dark Diary: Honestly, I'm really embarassed that people still read this story. Oh well... So I've decided to do a remastered version of this fic. I can't bring myself to simply baleet it or replace the chapters. It's like, a part of history to me. First AU I wrote (before I wrote only AU) so it's nice and nostalgic. No, I want to leave it up and simply post another one. I already have major plot changes in mind. The one at the forefront of my mind is Orochimaru's role. Because it came to me after I re-did the first two chapters I have to tweak them a bit. Which means I don't have as much progress on DDR (Dark Diary Remastered) as I had previously though. Darn.
Miserable: Admittedly I'm less embarassed about this monstrosity than the first two, but there's still plenty of novice mistakes. I really should have invested the time in a Beta. Although I did have dear friends who I'd send the chapters to (every now and then, hehe) who'd improve the chapters, I usually sent them in the dead of night and expected them returned within the hour. It's a painful habit of mine, as soon as I finish a chapter (no matter how rough the draft) I feel the immense need to post it. "To Hell with all the times I wrote 'wat'!" I'd cry, "I'm posting this shit now!!1" Please forgive me.
Creepy Guy: This one isn't actually set as complete, but it's a stand alone oneshot. I thought I'd have the sequel out in a month or so, but to this day I only have around three pages written. I remember when I first started writing it. I was listening to Dane Cook's (what ever happened to that guy?) Creepy Guy sketch and thought to myself, "there's NejiGaa potential in this, I can SMELL it!" And I spent lots of time sniffing NejiGaa so I trusted my instincts and followed my nose. I was so sure that my humor was too ridiculous and that no one would find it funny but me and few others. Imagine my suprise at the reviews, I'm glad everyone liked it.
Gigantic: For a song about a Black man's penis I always found something oddly romantic about this song. So naturally my first thought was "how can this pertain to NejiGaa?" I put the song on repeat and sat in front of the computer (this was when I wrote on a desktop mind you) for about ten minutes brainstorming before I just started typing. There was very little editing or anything of the sort because this was again one of my earlier works so I just wanted to post something. I have a sequel planned out and half written but it takes a backseat to everything I need to update.
Black Bird: It was late, I was sleepy, everyone is OOC but come on, cut me some slack, I was 15 years old and in the mood for some NejiGaa fluff. Remember, this was posted during a time when there were like, 1 and a half pages of NejiGaa fanfiction. If I wanted fluff, I had to write it myself. Ugh, truly an abysmal time.
Late Night Murder Attempts: I really need to change the title... Anyway, first KankSakon oneshot because I couldn't stand Dismal Forebodings being the only KankSakon fic out there. Seriously, what the Hell? People pair characters up that met only through one fight all the time. Why not these two? They're certainly attractive, they'd make a good dynamic,--FUCK ME!-- :Ahem: Sorry about that, the wind just blew my door shut and it startled the Hell out of me. As I was saying, this is a poorly written, pretty much PWP that maybe someday I'll fix up. In the mean time, enjoy the way it makes you feel a lot better about your writing.
Smoke and Mirrors: For some reason it's weird to write a small rant on something so recent. Well, I got this plot bunny about a year ago and immediately started working on it (while still working on updating of course). I finished the first part pretty quickly, but then I spent a bunch of time proof reading and getting feedback from fellow writers. Even the bitches that don't update. :Cough: 13th of Never :Cough: I've got about 16 pages done of the sequel and it's going to get a lot bigger before I'm done with it. Anyone who was interested in knowing about Sakon, prepare to enjoy. For those of you who don't care, well... uh... :D SM will probably be turned into a chapter fic, although I'm prewriting everything first because I don't need another unfinished chapterfic hanging over my head.
Literature of the Naive: OH MY GOD I can't believe this took me so long. Hawh, wow. Do you guys remember when I could write a 26-chapter fic in less than a year? French my toast fellas.
Goodbye: I wrote this with the intention of it being the prologue to a multi-chaptered fic. In the end, once I finished this little part I thought to myself, "I should post it as a oneshot." It's probably going to drive me nuts until I post a sequel but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
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