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Joined 03-14-05, id: 775576
Author has written 4 stories for Bible, Harry Potter, and Discworld.

Hi everybody. I write some stuff every now and then. I came by here and Fiction Press one day, thought it would be a good place to hoist up some of my things. All reviews very welcome.

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When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions by Anakin McFly reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
Second Chance by Captain Traemel reviews
Severus and Hermione Snape have been unhappily married for three years thanks to the MugglebornPureblood Marriage Act. When tragedy occurs, Severus is given the opportunity to look back and see exactly how things have been for his young wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Nearly Everything by Wacko the Sane reviews
Guide entries for several random things, R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
Matrix: Enter the Fic by Arnav reviews
A random spoof of the matrix. i'm narrator 2
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Neo
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The One What? by Craic agus Ceol reviews
Sauron struggles to find the one object in which he can pour all of his evil and malice into...and it's not as easy as one would think...PERMANENT HIATUS, SORRY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Who you gonna call? by Darth Hawk 32 reviews
Nothing well written, just a funny idea I had. Lemme know what y'all think. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Argus F. - Complete
Protectors of the Plot Continuum: A Spinoff by Randirien reviews
Jay and Acacia approved PPC. Assassins protecting true canon from Mary Sues. This story is UNDER REVISION. It will be revised during the school year, but new chapters will not be posted until summer 2007. Sorry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Hogwarts Never Stood a Chance by NotDoomie reviews
Mary Sue parody. Rated for crude references and humor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2005
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spoon's Story by Anakin McFly reviews
I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 321 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 508 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
PotC Ficlets by MaleaBotor reviews
A vicious attack on Mary-Sues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Little School of Horrors by cecelle reviews
Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2004 - P. Sprout, Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Carol by Severusgirl reviews
A Christmas oneshot. Hermione has the hots for her exPotions Master and plans to grab him at the Dinner & Dance. Snape, however, is his usual self...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Locked Room by ShadeDancer reviews
One-shot. The final battle between Harry and Voldemort doesn't go as anyone expected and what part does the Locked Room in the DoM have to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2004
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Thrice Defied by Backroads reviews
The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Voldemort, Frank L. - Complete
Let There Be Sues: A New Dark Lord by The Atomic Cafe reviews
Sick of Mary Sue parodies? Well, this one has a twist. Harry's sixth year, OOTP spoilers, and the worst Sue ever: Voldemort's daughter, who has an evil plan. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
How To Be A Mary Sue by Lunochka reviews
An unusual little etiquette guide. Props to Tapestry of the Mary Sue Appreciation Society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2004
Worms and Waggling Beards by JuicyJuice reviews
Your typical HPLotR crossover with waggling beards thrown in. Read it anyway. And then review. Gracias.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Stupidest Story EVER by LampsAreCool reviews
I'm not kidding about the title. Don't read this unless you are a raving lunatic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Sleeping Bushy by Wonkington reviews
WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
THE DIARY by GhostfaceScylla reviews
ONE SHOT When did DEATH come to be? Was it always there? And what exactly did Crowley and Aziraphale have to do with it? Another lesson in life: word choice is always important. Reviews and Flames quite welcome.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
Fanfiction Lounge: Harry Potter by Taya reviews
Welcome to the fanfiction lounge, where characters rest up between fanfics, and insanity lives on... 3 of ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
MarySue Stories: What Really Happened by DDR Freak reviews
In this fanfiction you will read about Mary-Sues that attempted to enter Middle-earth, but are thwarted at every turn. It's my attempt at being funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Mary Sue Parody Parody by Inconsequential reviews
This began as a parody of... well, the title pretty much explains it. But now it appears to have morphed into a dumping-ground for all my Mary Sue parodies. Enjoy! *New Story Up, in Chapter 3*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003
Snape's Revenge by Backroads reviews
Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Halloween Pranks by Ramos reviews
A Halloween comedy, originally written for the Sugar Quill challenge, but turned out to be too long. Not part of my 'Hinge of Fate.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Ode to Mrs Ogg reviews
I was always surprised that Casanunda didn't serenade Gytha Ogg in either Lords and Ladies or Witches Abroad. So I wrote one for him to sing. It's loosly on the tune of Oh Christmas Tree if you feel inclined to sing it.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
The Plague reviews
There's a plague at Hogwarts. But what is it? Will be humorous later, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/15/2005
Wistful Second Thoughts reviews
Just a little bit of nostalgia that I felt like writing, nothing much really, but please read and leave your impressions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lucinda Pharr reviews
What if it were possible to travel back in time to the Garden of Eden?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005