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Joined 03-14-05, id: 775695, Profile Updated: 10-16-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gangs of New York, and Batman.

Haha, almost all of my stories being in media res. Don't be disturbed by it, nothing's missing, I'm just a shitty writer. =)

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-Dominique

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NEVER Say Gilderoy Lockhart While I'm Drinking by TheSerpentAndTheLion reviews
When the Dark Lord rises again, The Order of the Phoenix reconvenes for the first time to drown their sorrows in Firewhiskey. Snape and Sirius face off, Hagrid and Moody chum up, and the legendary Aberforth leads the festivities! AU, but in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Right Here in My Arms by brandy01 reviews
After her messy divorce, Hermione Granger finds that someone is trying to destroy her reputation. She seeks out the help of Severus Snape to help her find out who it is. Will their past relationship affect how they work together? SSHG - PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,130 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Tease by JezibellaFleury reviews
“Snape and Granger Sitting in a tree P-A-S-H-I-N-G 1st comes class 2nd comes Dinner 3rd comes detention with the tongue war winner!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Duty by statira reviews
Sixteen year old Sirius can take no more of his family; he is leaving tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Telephone by xfidelity reviews
What happens when you have an eight way call with the Bohemians? Maureen and her infamous random exclimations...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
The Grace of a Demon by Anutheal reviews
Complete. The trio have to take lessons for their safety from Snape. The Order no longer trusts Severus and go to the extremes to learn his past. When his past is revealed, allies are formed.HGSSFriendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,270 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape and Bella! UNITE! by goatsandboats reviews
Random things that happen to Snape and Bella when they were at Hogwarts. Really random and really funny! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L.
Of Curses and Blessings by River Tam Kobb reviews
slight AU James Norrington has a spell preformed on him. But is it a curse or is it a gift? Either way, Jack is now stuck with helping him lift it. SLASH warning
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Broken Heart by Lady Carmilla Sanguina reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione Granger is much too mature for boys, or so she thought. See what happens when Hermione finds herself falling for the wrong man. HGSS. This story is slightly AU. It's my first of this pairing, though, and I am very proud. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Let the Rain Kiss You by sallene reviews
I was unable to blink, unable to speak, barely able to breathe. I could only stare in horror as the object I was so desperately seeking earlier came into focus. One ruddy brown curl was all I saw before everything went black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Severus Snape and the Dangerous Doorframe by CandleInTheDarkness reviews
oneshot for DBCA Reality Bites Challenge. Snivellus checks out Lestrange and Voldy trips over a doorframe. Complete and utter nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Don't Look Back by ssavaged reviews
Oh honey, you were ready to give it all up for this man. So, so ready. [JackElizabeth]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Mr Turner's Last Night as a Bachelor by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
ONESHOT! The night before Will finally marries Elizabeth, he asks Jack to explain to him...the birds and the bees...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Black Reflections by Looly reviews
[oneshot] No matter how hard he scrubs at his face, he can't wash it away. No matter how hard she screams, she can't block it out. Sirius and Bellatrix see two distinctly alike yet different things as they gaze into their mirrors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Jealousy by Jazz Funeral reviews
BillJenny angstiness in the Five Points. IN PROGRESS.
Gangs of New York - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2006
Half the World Away by Calbee reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor. Who would have thought that this could happen when the results of a psychological love test are assumed to have gone horribly wrong... Popular fic by Calbee, now reloaded finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,309 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Severus Snape's Search for a Sweetheart by sallene reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has Snape put a dating ad in Witch Weekly? What gossip will follow after he streaks the halls of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Severus S.
Cherry Blossoms by xrictusemprax reviews
… Myth also had it that only when innocent blood was shed onto the grounds of the graveyard, did the tree shed a tender, rosy petal. Just one petal...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Black Light by Dante Lewis reviews
COMPLETE! AU What will Snape do when his sister dies, leaving him to raise the child she bore to Sirius Black? Call Remus Lupin of course! But a life built on secrets is but a house built on sand as they will discover. 1st FF Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 337,263 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and it falls upon Snape of all people to help her save what is left of her sanity. To his horror, Hermione starts to develop an unhealthy obsession with him. What's wrong with her and can he help her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Hoggy Worty Halloween by Snape-ette reviews
Under the innane demands of Dumbledore Hermione and Severus are forced to work togther, and plan the Halloween Fair. Hmmm...I wonder what could happen? Warning: This story is rated R for a reason. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Most Horrifying Happening by Cassiopeia91 reviews
A oneshot. Hermione walks in on snape rockin out. They proceed to share interesting anecdotes and some Mexican tequila. rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something That Resembles An Acid Trip by Lianarra reviews
Something I churned up when I was drunk at 4:30 in the morning. Contains fun stuff like Dumbledore in a Speedo and Malfoy's cronies break dancing. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dope and Communism by CelticCross83 reviews
Harry's a communist. Snape smoked(still smokes?) dope. Things get strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wrong Side of the Veil by sallene reviews
A one shot about what Sirius faces on the other side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
insert title here by P.P.S reviews
This is a Johnny fic(let). He loves someone. Loves them and loathes them at the same time. He's hurt. Hurt, angry, betrayed, but most of all, jealous.
Gangs of New York - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2003
Whose Line Is It Anyway?" by Ruby Snape reviews
Response to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Upset The Established Order reviews
The story of how Dr. Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn. Obviously, JokerxHarley. Rated M for some dark elements.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Run Away From The Craziness reviews
Hermione Granger may have some feelings for Severus Snape. She thinks he feels the same way...but is it just use and abuse, or something real? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kill Me Now reviews
Just the musings of a scorned lover. FEMMESLASH warning. Homophobes, look out. Angsty. Ficletoneshotshort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Retribution For The Butcher reviews
The night Jenny finds out that Bill 'doesn't fancy girls that scarred up'. Oneshot. Reviews are appreciated.
Gangs of New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
That Night At Number 7 Primrose Lane reviews
A few select Death Eaters find out what happened to the Dark Lord on the night that The BoyWhoLived, lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit reviews
Elizabeth's thoughts on the infamous Captin Jack Sparrow. DMC spoilers, major. Please review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Old Friends of Mine reviews
Very short oneshot about what Snape's reaction was to the escape of the 10 Death Eaters, including Bella, Rookwood, and Dolohov. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Arguing Over Poptarts reviews
An argument over...Pop-tarts? One-shot humourromance. COMPLETE HGSS If you read, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ettiquette of Mourning reviews
SUPER short drabble about...well, the Ettiquette of Mourning. Not that funny. Just something I wrote in about 5 minutes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Consequences of Idiocy reviews
Gilderoy comes back for sixth year...he has to live with Snape...and whats this about Uncle Vlad and a drunken Severus?...Please R&R. Somewhat long one-shot humor fic...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete