Ash The Wanderer
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Joined 03-11-00, id: 7760
Author has written 18 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Matrix, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
Some have called me the best DBZ writer they've ever read. I leave that for you to judge, I just did my best to write stories, be they funny or dramatic. Some of my more famous works include Consuming Madness, it's crossover sequel Atrocities, Bloodthirst, Seven Deadly Sins, and my myraid of humour fics such as Blame Kakarott and Bedtime Stories. While I attempted to retire, recent events have drawn me back. Barring any potential crisis, I will return to writing part time. And to all my peers, just remember: Every story is a great story until it begins.

Update: Well, you may have noticed that several of my stories are gone. Why? Because FF.Net suddenly decided that script format for writing stories wasn't allowed after several years of no one saying anything.

I'll just say this. Fanfiction mostly exists to be made fun of and groaned over. FF.Net, you are well on your way to driving away every single author with talent with your silly retconning rules that no one wants or needs. The site says "Unleash your imagination and free your soul", but I am afraid those days are long done. Now it seems to be a site where endless junk that breaks said rules stays up while good stories go down every day.

I won't blame you for what your site has become. I suppose it was inevitable. But all I have to say, Xing and all, is that you either need to bite the bullet and just say that you must have a certain skill level to post stories on this site in order to save your space, which I suppose is ultimately what all these bans and removals are about, rather then pulling out a bunch of nonsense like "Script stories are not allowed! Never mind we didn't mind yours for five years!", or else you will have nothing on this site but garbage. Then again, you probably don't care. The size of this site and the responsibilities of running it have reduced you to an absentee landlord whose inmates are running the asylum.

Too bad. Really.

To see the stories FF.Net removed, please check my personal site.

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Deathdealer reviews
The tables have turned, and it appears Joey is about to claim a victory! Until the mysterious card is finally revealed, the one that has allowed V to burn down every opponent that he has faced. And Joey's next....Or is he?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,504 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 6/23/2003
Tedium reviews
Agent Smith was waiting for Neo, Morpheus, and the Keymaker in the hallway of doors in Matrix Reloaded. He ran into Niobe (or Ghost) in the hallway in Enter the Matrix. Just how long was Agent Smith waiting in that damn hallway anyway?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Smith, A.
The Tear reviews
(Chapter 2 Summery) Hideous beast men. Carnavorious wasp creatures. An invasion of a myraid of other horrors. And Dawn's logic homework. Buffy may not have a prayer, but she does have an axe...(SV,ML)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002
Tynzien's Saga: Omega Alpha reviews
Chapter 3 Summery: Tynzien tries to find the mysterious Tarlos girl, Lyre tries to find peace between the Tarlos and Roes, and Syria just finds trouble. But they might wanna find out who that mysterious space figure is, and if I'll ever update again!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,067 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2002 - Published: 9/17/2001
Manhood reviews
A daringly different Gohan story, inspired and derived from a Dean Koontz novel. In the wake of Cell, Gohan makes a friend...but it may lead to things you could never believe. You may never look at Son Gohan the same way again.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2001
The Worst DBZ Story Ever! reviews
Lots of people say I write well. And that gave me a strange idea. Can I write...badly? Do you dare risk your sanity and find out?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2001
Atrocities reviews
The sequel to Consuming Madness. A new evil emerges from the world that brought the curse of Agony. Is the greatest evil one of extraordinary birth, or is it all too human? And in the end, will there be nothing but doom...or redemption?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 271,646 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2001 - Published: 12/3/2000
Tynzien's Saga: Path of The Warrior reviews
The first DBZ story I ever wrote for FF.Net. it begins the tale of Tynzien Warlock, an exiled saiya-jin tormented by demons from his past, who will find redemption can come from sacrifice, friendship, and the will to be a hero.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,613 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 3/11/2000
Bloodthirst reviews
In the wake of Consuming Madness, a new threat emerges from the shadows to terrorize the Briefs family, and Vegeta and all he loves will learn that hatred burns with an eternal flame...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 8/6/2000
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
As darkness looms on the horizon, the Z Warriors are subjected to terrible nightmares that reach right into their hearts and souls to terrify them with twisted desires and destructive feelings...(The prequel to Atrocities)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 9/26/2000
The Ice Games reviews
It began with a silly curse, and escalated into a war. Here is the complete Ice Games.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 8/17/2000 - Complete
Consuming Madness reviews
A new enemy has emerged from another world to brutalize the DBZ World, a lunatic woman for whom death holds no fear and whose thirst for blood, death, and destruction cannot be sated. And the Z warriors will relearn the meaning of evil...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,437 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000
Stronger (Then Kakarott) reviews
Vegeta sings Britney Spears. Yes, physically, mentally, spiritually, I'm insane.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2000
Tynzien's Saga: Once We Were Heroes reviews
A forgotten warrior caste, rejected and exiled from their own race. A fallen hero, now a murderous tyrant. A corrupting darkness lurking in the shadows. And Tynzien and Syria, charged by fate to prevent more tragedy. (Recommended for Piccolo fans)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2000
Halloween is Too Cool! reviews
When Goku spies yet another gimmick on TV, he decides to put it to good use for Bulma's Halloween party, but not before I've done lots of stupid goofy humour and repeatly bashed the fourth wall!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2000
Cruel Hearts reviews
The worst has come to pass, and all that is left is madness and terrible cruelity...or is it? Reality is not always what it seems...or sometimes the sins are just beginning...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2000
Tynzien's Saga: Twisted Steel reviews
The exiled saiya-jin returns, as Tynzien Warlock and his friend Syria confront the meaning of friendship and being warriors as they face down a mad computer who seeks to destroy all life and replace it with technological perfection!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2000
A Tail Problem reviews
As you might have guessed, Vegeta has a problem with a newly regrown tail. Much hilarity ensures.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2000