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Joined 04-20-16, id: 7762022, Profile Updated: 03-27-18
Author has written 9 stories for Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

no god please no leave now and spare yourself the pain of this bio and account entirely constructed by 12 and 11 year old me. dont look directly at it and dont read anything or try to contact me in any way ive dropped off the face of this site as far as you are concerned i was mauled by a bear two years ago in Timbuktu please go

Hello! Someone Haiku here, (obviously, because who else would be on my account?). I'm going to give all of you a warning, I am a HUGE procrastinator, so I probably will be on for a few days, updating my stories, and then I'll lose interest and do nothing whatsoever on my account. I'm not actually as good at the whole writing thing as I pretend to be, so don't expect any really good stories on here.

Anonymouse2 is my twin, so go check out her account. She has really great stories, and I'm not just saying this because I'm her sister.

My OTPs

Trollhunters: Draamora (like as a, 'they had a past relationship but now they're trying to kill each other' sort of thing) This ship has SO MUCH evidence that they have a past together in the show. I could launch into a 1,000 word tirade about that, but you're probably not that interested. Still, I have yet to see a Draamora on the TrollHunters Fanfiction page, and I challenge anyone who's watched the show to remedy this.

Hunger Games: Hayffie. Duh. Because it's Hayffie. No other explanation is required.

Wings of Fire: Blisterseer. Do not question me on this. There IS logic... probably... Oh and also Kinkaturtle because my sister said so.

Percy Jackson: I actually don't have an OTP on this yet... keep ya posted.

Avengers: ScarletVision because my sister said so.

Miraculous Ladybug: Plikki all the way! It's just so dang cute!

Hamilton: My most recent obsession. I have three wonderful ships for this,

Lams (because duh, Lams)

JeffMads (Because it's so amazing!

and Burrliza (my favorite Hamilton rare pair)

Magnus Chase: Gunderkeen

Warriors: LeopardStar x TigerStar (While I admit I haven't actually read all the books in this series, but I still love this ship! Only problem is I don't know the official ship name for it...)

I know there are more... Ill let you know if I remember any suddenly.

See yah probably not later cause I'm lazy!

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A Wings of Fire Story by Fatespeaker reviews
An epic adventure. A quirky new cast. And the most original, relatable hero ever. Sound familiar? That's the point! Welcome to any and every Wings of Fire story. This TOTALLY SERIOUS tale features all of the things you know and love (or love to hate) from WoF fanfics and the series itself. Once you've read this, you've read them all! Adventures and clich├ęs await you inside...
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,316 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 1/27/2016 - OC
Embers by TheDarkUnknown reviews
Burn...fire...embers... When the flames start, they are weak. Then you feed it with fuel, it grows bright. But in the end, it eventually dies, leaving only ash and a few embers. Embers that glow faintly amongst the blackest of ashes. My version of what happened after Eliza read the Reynolds Pamphlet. (A very long one-shot)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2017 - A. Hamilton, Eliza S. - Complete
Angelica by TheDarkUnknown reviews
"I will never be satisfied..." At the reception party, Angelica haves a small talk with Peggy. Maybe telling her younger sister would alleviate some of her pain. And her father, Philip Schuyler, proposes on the way home something that could possibly soothe her. Maybe someday, she will be satisfied. Maybe.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2017
Clearpool by LemonDrops334 reviews
Clearpool, the daughter of Fathom and Indigo. So many questions are left unanswered and she begins her quest to understand why her family lives in isolation.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017
The Wings of Fire Characters Eat All the Grass in Pyrrhia by Xtremesilly1563 reviews
Just what it sounds like, but worry not, this IS a joke. Apparently, you guys wanted more chapters (which you got) so.. I'll stop when you guys want me to stop.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 8/9/2016
The Pyrrhia Prophecy: Part One by The Anonymouse2 reviews
A new prophecy is afoot, the Pyrrhia Prophecy. Seven dragons who will unite to save the queens from a mysterious assassin. A new group, the Prophets, are eager to make this prophecy come true. No matter what. Fourteen dragons, each believing that they and their friends are destined for greatness. Nobody else is suited to the prophecy. Or so they think.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
The Districts by Elleannor reviews
Elaboration on the basic and vague info provided by Suzanne Collins. Name inspirations, district features, and other details.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016
Before and After the In-Between by NotAnIslander reviews
A series of drabbles as told from the perspective of Katniss and Peeta's children. Not in chronological order, but more like as the spirit moves.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter
Starflight's Guide to Navigating Blind by Sparingly119 reviews
From the same dragons who taught you how to survive the apocalypse and keep calm, comes a guide for dragons with problems seeing. Starflight and Fatespeaker will teach you how to do things blind! And this one is the longest one yet! Humorous descriptions and how-tos inside!
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2016
Starflight's Guide to Keeping Calm by Sparingly119 reviews
Can't keep calm waiting for Darkstalker Legends? Are you licking the pages of books trying to get new content. Take a look at this handy little guide written by Starflight and Fatespeaker so the hype train doesn't kill you.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Starflight, Fatespeaker
Starflight's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse by Sparingly119 reviews
The Earth is shaking, the ground is scorching, and Jade Mountain is about to get buried under a big pile of thunder and ice. Luckily, Starflight and Fateapeaker have teamed up to bring you a comprehensive guide to surviving the apocalypse! Get ready for humorous descriptions on how to not die! Rated K for a bit of inferred profanity.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Complete
In the Midst of Battle by PerfectlyClearly reviews
When four dragons begin to doubt the war, they run away and find themselves together. They must learn to trust each other, escape the queens... You get the point. But, there is something not quite right about the story... Come read! Updated to the best of my abilities.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016
Death Eater Therapy by Bellatrix567 reviews
A series of shorts in which each of the Death Eaters go to therapy, and goodness knows they need it. Voldemort has deep superiority issues, Bellatrix feels lost and alone and Severus only wants to fit in . . . or so says Bob Eggleton.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Nagini
How to Keep a Toddler Locked in a Tower: A Guide by KingofJesters reviews
Frollo and Gothel's guide to keeping a child locked in a tower for fifteen years or more!
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - M. Gothel - Complete
Valentine's Day at Malfoy Manor by Professor Cassandra reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange gives a powerful love potion to the Dark Lord Voldemort? Hilarity, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
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Fated reviews
There was no prophecy. No Nightwing had foretold 'Eight dragons to save the Sand Kingdom.' But there they were. Even without a prophecy, they were going to triumph. They were fated to.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017
Voldemort Valentines Day reviews
One day, the Dark Lord awakens to discover, it's Valentines Day. *insert dramatic music here*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy Doesn't Like Fanfiction reviews
Really, as if he needed anymore proof Muggles were idiots. This 'fanfiction' website had scarred him for life
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2016
A Set Of Circumstances reviews
When fleeing from the Sky Kingdom, Gale crash lands into the marshy swamp where the MudWings live. All Prince Puddle wanted was a nice, calm life. But one flash of lightning and one SeaWing soldier will change both of them. Pardon any typos, my IPad has a teeny screen. Previously Untitled.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 10/18/2016
The First Quarter Quell reviews
For the 25th anniversary of the Hunger Games, President Snow needs something new, something different, something... dangerous. Panem better watch out, a groundbreaking idea is crawling from the maniacal brain of Snow.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2016
Hunger Games Poems reviews
A collection of poems about different points in time in the books, from different characters perspectives.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016
President Snow: Shipper Extreme reviews
Just some humorous nonsense my sister and I cooked up, about President Snow and the ships he supports, and doesn't.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2016
Before The War reviews
A story about the 3 SandWing sisters before the war that tore them apart.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016
My Poems reviews
A compilation of my free-verse WoF poems, inspired by Anoymouse2
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016