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To quote the immortal Dominic Santiago from Gears of War, S'up bitches? Name's Joni. I'm a punkass fangirl queen with a hot girlfriend who's really fucking cool. Sometimes I write shit.

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Skyrim LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. A collection of humorous scenes in the adventures of the Dragonborn. More information inside.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/9/2020 - Published: 12/1/2014
Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 148 - Words: 232,774 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 2/1/2012
The Blind Leading the Blind by Ad Homonym reviews
Ruby Rose is a perfectly normal 15-year-old girl, honest. Ozpin can quit drinking coffee anytime he wants. Jaune is the butt of all the cosmic jokes and Pyrrha's days are numbered. Ren's sense of humor is an abomination the likes of which can terrify even Salem. Nora *may* have had something to do with that. Due to the 384 character limit, the unabridged synopsis is available insid
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Ruby R. - Complete
Brighter - extras by y8ay8a reviews
Small stories set before the main story. A journey on one part of self-discovery and on the other of obliviousness.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 114,637 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 12/5/2017 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Exxxtra Credit by Constable Paperbag reviews
The end of year exams are coming up, and Jaune couldn't be more screwed. He can't study like everyone else and is likely doomed to repeat them later in the year. That is until he hears Glynda Goodwitch is marking them. With no other options left, he realises he must seduce her so she can boost his grades for him. Look out, Glynda - you're about to have a new favourite student.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Glynda G.] Weiss S., Team JNPR
Brighter by y8ay8a reviews
It took that three day mission away from Beacon Academy, but if Yang looked back on the last months, their relationship was probably bound to change sooner or later. - Bumbleby smut. Starts in between V2 and V3, follows events of V3. May very well be continued with V5.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 180,780 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
The Darkling Thrush by Depthcharge2030 reviews
Russel Thrush is no Knight in Shining Armor. He's an unapologetic delinquent in a world where the only thing keeping the monsters out is a positive atmosphere. This is the story of a guy who knows exactly who he is. And he's not sorry about it. (Current Arc: Days Gone Bye).
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 363,628 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Pyrrha N., Cardin W., Russel T., Nebula V.
RWBY is Fan Service by Troumvirate reviews
Volume 6 is coming, so be sure to renew your FIRST memberships! Even if you already have one, you should just pay in advance for your next billing cycle. Volume 6 will be that good! You won't regret it! They're a professional company! And be sure to fork out cash for another FIRST membership for Gen:Lock once it comes out!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 10/4/2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Jaune's Penis Can Cure Lesbians by Troumvirate reviews
A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 12/1/2017 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L., Ilia A., Emerald S.]
RWBY Volume 3 (But It's Written By Cinder) by Constable Paperbag reviews
I like to bully fictional characters.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Pyrrha N., Cinder F. - Complete
RWBY Volume 2 (But It's Written By Shippers) by Constable Paperbag reviews
I like to bully everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2018 - [Team RWBY, Team JNPR] Ozpin, Cinder F. - Complete
RWBY Volume 1 (But It's Written By LaughingLefou) by Constable Paperbag reviews
I like to bully my friends.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2018 - [Jaune A., Neo] Team JNPR - Complete
Huntsman of Love by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Everyone knew that Huntress trainees were some of the most beautiful women around. But what about the Huntsmen? One in particular has caught their eye. Problem was, they didn't know his name or what he even truly looked like. Wait, how is that possible? This sounds a bit sketchy.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Jaune A., Mercury B., Neptune V., Team RWBY - Complete
Muscle Theory by Constable Paperbag reviews
Growing up around girls, Jaune had to put up with a lot of talks about how hot muscles were. He didn't understand the appeal. What was the big deal about muscles, anyway? More importantly, why was he getting flustered over the sight of Pyrrha at the gym? He wasn't staring at her arms. Honest.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Bring Me To Life (But Not Her) by Constable Paperbag reviews
Weiss wants Ruby to die so she can bang Jaune. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Bumblebee Is Just A Lesbian Oedipus Complex by Troumvirate reviews
It's time to face the harsh truth. You'd better grab a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2018 - [Yang X.L., Raven B.] - Complete
All Your Gay Representations Are Belong To Us by Troumvirate reviews
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RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2018 - [Ilia A., Scarlet D.]
Itch by Konstantinsen reviews
Jaune was starting to question the logic behind coeducational lodging.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Not Clickbait by Cornonjacob reviews
"Shitpost" fics are so uninspired and boring, it's pretty much the equivalent of making a YTP and only using slow stutter loops and pingas. "Hurr durr, I mock RWBY's low hanging fruit and copy paste 「NTR」 for three pages. Comedy gold." If you're going to write stupid garbage, do it right. See how far a joke can be elevated with even a modicum of effort.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2018 - [OC, Team RWBY] Jaune A.
Wraith by Gammabeta99 reviews
It was the day after initiation, team RWBY and JNPR successfully formed and have a bright future ahead of them. But out of the darkness between world comes a threat that gods and men will tremble before, a man that holds such power that even the mightiest could be swept aside. The Lord of Hunger, the Wraith... the flayed man... all will tremble before him.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 230,870 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., J. Ironwood, Team RWBY
Hate is a Flame Born of Passion by Constable Paperbag reviews
Confinement can sometimes be a virtue. A pity the boy beneath her was too stubborn to realise that.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Ruby Does the Tide Pod Challenge by Troumvirate reviews
"Hey, Oscar? This isn't gonna be easy, but the fact that you're even trying says a lot about you. You're braver than you think."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Isekai de Fakku Sekkusu to Tsurugi wo Shiyou! by Cornonjacob reviews
Kagami does the fencing equivalent of a radical slam dunk, but then Adrien does two of them. But can he do two people vying for his affections in a subway? Yes.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Blood and Semen - The Ruptured Testicle Chronicles by Troumvirate reviews
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY RWBY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Neptune V. - Complete
The Time Jaune Accidentally Got Nora Pregnant by Troumvirate reviews
Because I love Nora's Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Yang Xiao Long is a Registered Sex Offender by Troumvirate reviews
Yang did nothing wrong! Junior's a bad guy! Yang's a good guy! How dare you!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Taiyang, Coco and the Clitdick Calamity by Troumvirate reviews
It's International Women's Day in Remnant, and Glynda isn't happy. Then again she's never happy. What's her appeal? Will she be missed from the show? Probably not.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Taiyang X.L., Coco A.] Glynda G.
Jaune Arc is a Faggot (like the bundle of sticks) by Troumvirate reviews
It's another fabulous day at Beacon Academy as Jaune prepares to plunge balls deep into initiation.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A.
Better Than Nothing by Constable Paperbag reviews
Emerald has some one-to-one time with Puppet Cinder. Now, if only Mercury would leave her alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
Mercury loves Puppet Cinder by Sniphles2000 reviews
Mercury Black has a very intimate relationship with the sock puppet he made to look like Cinder Fall.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Cinder F., Mercury B. - Complete
Coeur Doesn't Like Pyrrha Nikos by Constable Paperbag reviews
This is the magical, heartbreaking story of a blond huntsman-in-training who loved his girlfriend. And one god who did not.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Proud Mode by Ad Homonym reviews
Because all comedy occurs at someone, or something's expense. Sort of slapstick crack, with extra emphasis on the slap. I'm honestly not sure why this one turned out a bit darker than the others. This must be what my parents feel like. Was going to title it "YOLOSWAG Hearts:420/69 Days Birth by Do You Even Lift Re:Come at me, bro" but it wouldn't fit in the title bar.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Sora - Complete
For The Vanity of Men by Loremaster Endercreeper reviews
An Imperial general leads Tiber Septim's invasion force deep into Black Marsh to capture the city of Carylac.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Argonian, Imperial - Complete
Pandora's Book by Constable Paperbag reviews
Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Blake B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Air's Kind of Thin Up Here by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Dragonborn has returned. Everyone else thinks its some kind of miracle or blessing. Lydia … she knows better. Her Thane is mad. Mad I tell you. Crackfic collection. Prompts welcome.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Alias by Kestralheart reviews
With the days the pain faded into discomfort, and then, eventually, to memory. That was nine years ago... But when Yang comes to Beacon, seeking a chance to redeem herself to Cinder, she starts a war with her own heart. She could stop it easily, at any time. She just has to choose who she loves more. - slow!burn Yang/Blake AU, Yang is kidnapped by Cinder at a young age.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Cinder F.
Ash's List by Luckenhaft reviews
Ash's friends, family, rivals, and Team Rocket are tired of Ash's shit. So they make a list of 225 things he is forbidden to do or else they will betray him.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9741 - Favs: 10,222 - Follows: 7,838 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Happy Meal by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Ruby drags Jaune to McOzpin's to get a Kid's Happy Meal for the super special limited edition plastic toy that comes with it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Cinder F., Team RWBY - Complete
The Entertainer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 215,639 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Cinder's Great Idea is Tit-get Spinners by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Cinder has a great new plan to conquer the world: tit-get spinners.A titget spinner is apparently two fidget spinners affixed on a bra. I don't know how to describe it, look it up Jessica Nigri's twitter. A request from /u/edge4214 on the /r/rwby subreddit.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Dead Pyrrha Sketch by Cardshark92 reviews
An interpretation of the classic Monty Python sketch, with some minor embellishments. Jaune has a difficult time getting a return for his recently purchased Pyrrha.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F. - Complete
Ruby shoots Jaune in the Nuts by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Ruby shoots Jaune in the nuts.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Team RWBY - Complete
The Wrong Side of the Water by SoulofChrysamere reviews
A little creative use of the Alteration school of magic gives a bounty hunter a last-minute advantage over his slippery foe.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2017
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8077 - Favs: 8,897 - Follows: 7,626 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Shaken, Not Stirred by run with all of the scissors reviews
Mikael accidentally revived Ancano, but the ancient song's lustful power is thwarting Ancano's plans for revenge. Join the beloved Dragonborn and protagonist, Hugh-Janus, as he tries to do something about it. Mikael X Ancano
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ancano, Ulfric Stormcloak
Xayah and Rakan Mate and it is Good Until it is Not by Cornonjacob reviews
Xayah is a jerk and Rakan is a good boy who likes jerks but Zed is also a jerk
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Xayah, Rakan] Zed - Complete
Always A Daddy's Girl by bke.21 reviews
Weddings are a special time. And that holds true for Weiss and Jacques. Such a beautiful relationship
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Weiss S., Jacques S. - Complete
Fifty Caliber Cat by MRWLaurence reviews
After the events of Volume 3, Blake leaves her team behind to seek revenge on those responsible. However, her plans are interrupted when her targets are killed in front of her, dispatched by a sniper that seems to have made it their goal to kill every member of the White Fang.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,779 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Blake B., May Z.] - Complete
Heaven Ascension Diaz by Cornonjacob reviews
Marco loves Star, but also wants to become a wizard and a physical god, so he intentionally cuckolds her to the breaking point in order to ascend heaven and reign over all.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2017 - [Marco D., Star B.] Tom, Janna - Complete
Arc Fiction by drawingdisaster reviews
A short peculiar tale about Jaune Arc's thriving career as a smut fiction writer.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Spark of Lust by 88sheep reviews
A series of loosely connected stories, both romantic and lusty. If you have an pairing you want to see, let me know in the reviews! If you've got a particular pairing or threesome (or more-some) you want to see me write about, leave a review with who it is, or even a particular image or picture you want me to work off of. I'll see what I can do
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Coco A.
Anal by Happy Dickfart reviews
Alice knew all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Edward, Jacob] Alice - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Solvdrage reviews
Pyrrha and Blake discover a certain connection over a little black novel in one of Beacon's laundry rooms. What if they weren't the only ones to have a connection through the Ninjas of Love series? Shameless Darkos PLOT. I regret nothing!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Blake B., Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] - Complete
Bee Movie is Jerry Seinfeld's Crowning Moment of Glory by Happy Dickfart reviews
Ash learns that he's in a coma, and it all goes downhill from there. Based on the acclaimed "Ash is in a Coma" theory. Just a tad meme-ish.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Pikachu - Complete
Ruby and the Easter Bunny by Flown North reviews
Ruby meets the Easter Bunny.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Weiss discovers a treat by Flown North reviews
A oneshot between Weiss and a PopTart
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Weiss S. - Complete
Inter-Qoarse by Cornonjacob reviews
A smutfic suitable for all ages. Qrow and Pyrrha plow a field under the watchful eye of 4Kids Entertainment and Critics United.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Pyrrha N., Qrow B.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Qrow's Eggs by Sniphles2000 reviews
Qrow needs to make breakfast for Yang and Ruby. So he makes eggs.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Zwei, Qrow B. - Complete
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
No Scope Was Involved by Depthcharge2030 reviews
It's hot as hell and there's some meddling Grimm on our lawn. Just another average day at Shade Academy for May Zedong and the rest of the Vacuo crew.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2017 - May Z., Team NDGO, Brawnz N., Roy S. - Complete
When did my life become a Dating sim? by jack.anon.doe96 reviews
Jaune Arc never had a chance in hell with girls, hunting, or academics. But when an angel of love pops into your life and says: "Get a girlfriend in two weeks or else", you realize your priorities in life change. Turns out, that angel of love turned his life into a dating sim visual novel, whether he knows it or not. Time to find a girl. (There's gonna be smut eventually.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,992 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 10/17/2016
George Eats Horse Dookie and Dies of Death by Happy Dickfart reviews
George sucks.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Arthur R., George L. - Complete
The Champion And The Singer by momoxtoshiro reviews
A refined, wealthy, young singer, Weiss has always admired Pyrrha from afar. With the help of her sister Winter, Weiss is able to meet the charismatic champion for the first time. Can a friendship, or even something more, blossom between them? Or will the hardships of their society prove too great an obstacle to overcome?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,666 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Weiss S., Pyrrha N.] Winter S. - Complete
Nora kills a bunch of everybody by Cornonjacob reviews
A story where Nora kills everybody for the reasons. My first fic to reach the double digits in chapters. Now an official Weiss Reacts featured fic. Thanks ElfCollaborator for featuring the fic, you large desk.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,465 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Nora V., L. Ren]
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Day in the Life of a White Fang Grunt by soulblazar101 reviews
So this will be a bunch of short hopefully funny stories. They won't be long at all.(Unlike my penis) So without further ado the brief summary for the brief stories. Being a grunt is hard work. Being a grunt for a criminal terrorist organization is even harder. (yes penis joke.) While this work is very hard it leaves a lot of time to talk with your pals.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016
Snipers Aim 4 The Heart by Cornonjacob reviews
A glorious self insert for male readers and May Zedong, the pro sniper and chairman of China.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2015 - OC - Complete
Yang's Bird Buffet by Cornonjacob reviews
Yang goes birdwatching with her team and JNPR, but due to a series of incidents, a bunch of birds defecate on her while Ruby has issues with Jaune. Yang has to deal with the bird poop all over her face and hair. It's quite unfortunate. Trigger Warning: Mild Violence, Sticky Liquids, Jojo's.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Yang X.L., Ruby R., Jaune A., Blake B. - Complete
Schnee's Nuts by Cornonjacob reviews
Weiss meets a new friend who happens to be a bad OC with no development and impresses her with loads of money. And other assets. Trigger Warning: Themes, Trigger Warning: Trans fats.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Weiss S. - Complete
This Sunday Night by Cornonjacob reviews
Pyrrha and Ruby get awfully close, and Yang doesn't like it one bit. After eavesdropping on Pyrrha, she finds out they have something planned for Sunday night. Misunderstanding their platonic relationship, Yang prepares to follow them. Then the shenanigans happen. Trigger Warning: Living Legend, Trigger Warning: Your Mom
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Yang X.L., Ruby R. - Complete
Housecarls by Charis77 reviews
The housecarls of Skyrim meet up at Breezehome to relax, chat and complain about the person they're all sworn to obey: the Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Lydia, Argis the Bulwark, Iona, Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Complete
Set Course for Fail by ShadowedSerenity reviews
Follow Noble Team on wacky adventures that hold no relevance at all! Thats right its all fun and games now and hopefully someone will get hurt!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Halo 2: Redder Than Ever by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
After destroying a giant ring-world capable of destroying a galaxy, Sarge, Donut, Simmons, and Grif return to Earth for some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately the Covenant show up to Earth, and causes a domino affect that throws this team back in action.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cortana, Arbiter
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete