Me And My God Complex
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Joined 03-15-05, id: 776247, Profile Updated: 12-01-09
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Sooo . . . this is awkward. I haven't been on in a long time, and this is the first time I've logged in since forever. I had forgotten my email/password, but if I'd been motivated I could have gotten back in. But I wasn't, because although I still read and love FMA, I fell out of the fandom and moved over to Naruto. I HAVE been actively updating, just on a Naruto-centric account; http://www.fanfiction.net/~chromde so yeah, if you're into Naruto you should go check that out.

But enough pimping.

I'm planning up updating/finishing my FMA stories, having actually started work on next chapters. I sort of doubt that any of my old readers are still active, but I can always hope. But since I expect a whole bunch of NEW readers, I intend to edit some of my older chapters which I hate -- I was such a fanbrat, I put ANs in the middle of stories and had an obvious Mary Sue type involved (I'm looking at you Tawn). But I generally did like the way I could just type up a story without overthinking it, so in trying to get back into the practice I'll be updating in that style. It'll hopefully help my updating rate for my Naruto fics.

So, keep an eye out. I'm intending to work on all the stories below:

Genders Are So Troublesome: This is supposed to seem almost like a crackfic. I love crackfics, which is why this may seem like one. I do mood swings from serious to hilarious, which is just how I work. When I do my stories, I just sit down and start to type. I don't plan. That's also why there's such over-the-top flavor. I just like it because it makes a story more interesting.

Milestones: I intended for this to be just short little snapshots on parts of their relationship. It wasn't intended to be a full story. There is going to vague plot, but it will just be seen as a very spread-out thing. The first chapter is The Hookup. The last chapter is The End. I don't intend to make them longer than a page usually. So, just so you know: Spread out plot, Short chapters, intended to just go on important moments. Because that's what a milestone is.

Two Princes and a Pirate King: Man oh man, some of my weird ideas at it's best. I actually really like this story (which is why it was one of the last ones to get updated) and I fully intend to continue.

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Pyro Eyes by dust.bunny.agency reviews
Akatsuki is a gang of mass murderers who use a popular strip club as their base. One night, when Sasuke is dragged there by his friends, they are invited to the top floor to have a drink with the owners. Nothing could go wrong, right? Mpreg,[ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Like A Book by Kurimishu reviews
Unfortunately, my writing style has changed a lot in the time I haven't updated this. If I every did return to this story, I would have to start over from the beginning, and even then things would be much muuuch different from how I had originally intended. Thank you for those that have read this far. Until further notice, this is on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Dismal Forebodings by Corvin reviews
Torn away from his twin and put in new surroundings, Sakon is swept a way by a member of a notoriously violent family. KankSakon AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,078 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Kankuro, Sakon
Plastic Cafe by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sequel to When Sounds Become Visual He sold his soul to gain back what was most precious to him. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Yes! It's no longer on hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Uchiha Brothel by WhiteWolfGoddess reviews
In order to chase down Itachi, Sasuke disguises himself as a female prostitute and enters a brothel. However, when things go terribly wrong, he finds the one he's after his only protector. Yaoi Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
You Don't Tell Them Your Name by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Gaara is a professional Pleasure Man. He works for one of the most explicit companies in all of Japan. Unfortunatley for him, a certain goody goody Hyuuga has his eyes on him, and also has the money and power to take him away from his 'good life.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
To Bewitch a Perv, err, Sannin by DotOnTheSpot reviews
Hinata attempts to seduce Naruto and fails spectacularly, because she charmed the wrong person: his old perverted sensei. The one who calls himself the Toad Sage. JiraiyaHinata [crackpairing] Updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Hinata H.
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Father and son by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
100 word drabbles I started to write with Parental!RoyEd 14: December... yes, it's a freezing month. Ed's ears won't take it that well and Roy gets concerned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Insistenza by RizafromKeron reviews
It was only a challenge letter… [oneside!EdRoy]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Even Perverts Deserve a Second Chance by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus-Yet another time travel fic... But this time with Jiraiya! Watch the Erosennin relive his genin days with all the knowledge of his older self! What will he do to try and change the future? What will stay the same? Eventual JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Gamabunta
The Dawn of the Red Family by zopponde reviews
[Rated for spoilers, language, sexual implications, and later nonstraight pairings] Why Tobi chose that day, nobody would ever know, but there he was, crawling across the breakfast table to tell Leader good morning...but, what did Tobi call him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Scarlet in the Black by Shurikenx reviews
‘What are you...doing?’ I asked, trying to suppress the tremors in my voice as I spoke. He smiled, before dropping to his knees infront of me. ‘I’m going to make you realise why you want me.’ He replied. Uchihacest, Lemon, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fuzzy Handcuffs: A Tale of Woe by Evil Little Angel reviews
Orochimaru and Sasuke are all ready to enjoy an evening with the help of massage oil, lace, new outfits, a video and of course, fuzzy handcuffs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Yellow and Pink by Brynnie reviews
Her hair is Pink, his hair is Yellow, and mine is Black. HinaNaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto FanFic: Unsuspected Naruto Fan Fiction by LilNanny reviews
What could be worse then a very painful fanfic? A unsuspected one! This is only a work of fiction but it can cause screaming and you may try and burn your computer cuz my fiction is unworthy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Tea Party by VanityWantsYou reviews
The Akatsuki have a tea party! A mission goes awry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki's Apprentices by Split Soul reviews
Leader' makes a desission no one is too happy with. they all have to take on a apprentice and teach them their techniques. Heading to Konoha, they all start picking out the best of the best for their apprentices, and guess who's Itachi's? ItaSasu. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Shisui Conspiracy by Juugo reviews
[AU] Uchiha Shisui commits suicide at the Nakano River. His uncle claims it’s murder. But can police find enough evidence to sentence Uchiha Itachi to life in prison, or will the case run cold? [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Donuts Make You Fat by VanityWantsYou reviews
Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING! SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Late Night Murder Attempts by Corvin reviews
Bent on drunken revenge, the mysteriously alive Sakon seeks out Kankurou in the middle of the night with the intent to kill.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Kankuro, Sakon - Complete
Spark Subliminal Living by Insomniac Owl reviews
It was a morgue, of course there were dead people.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Kimimaro - Complete
Ultramarine by jato unit reviews
incomplete . AU . RoyEd . It had just started out as a simple trip to the beach, but in the end it had turned into something Prince Roy Mustang had least expected.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,020 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Death by Choice by HanyouHeart reviews
My first version Of how Ed kills himself in Bluebird's Illusion. Full summary inside, NOT for the faint of heart. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Shikigami by Elvirus reviews
Kagome accidentally creates four shikigami, identical to her in every way. Physically, anyway. Mentally, they're way, way off.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,726 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Half woman by Yogi Fangirl reviews
Envy is half woman and is pregnant with Ed's kid, how will Envy handle paranthood
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Unreachable, Untouchable by zerine reviews
What Mustang's song would be like.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Harry Hunting by Phorcys reviews
Harry is being chased by over-enthusiastic over-sexed and seriously suicidal Hogwarts students. They will do anything to get their man. Preferably tied to bed with handcuffs.Brand Spanking New Chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P.
The Youkai of Oz by Magic Kaito reviews
The girl, the pet, the Hanyou, the Houshi, the Cowardly Kitsune, the Wicked Miko of the West, and the mysterious Youkai. What more can I say? CHAPTER 9 UP!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
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Milestones reviews
If I were to take a camera and shoot just a few moments of all their love story, this is what I'd get. Milestones, the most important occasions. /Royed/ /original!Animeverse/
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Eye of the Hawk reviews
[contains shounenai] Scar crashes a military picnic, and with Roy Mustang's life on the line Riza can't help but realize she loves him. However, Roy appears to have saved his heart for some other blond. [Royed] [onesided RizaRoy] [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Short View On Dante reviews
[I truly despise summaries.] Dante is trying to interpret some notes when Envy decides to crash her study time. Throw in the sin's love for a certain blond alchemist, and a commandeering Dante, and you have a short view on Dante. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Two Princes And A Pirate King reviews
[AU][If pairing, it will be RoyXEd] When Edward Elric, an 'unofficial prince' joins a pirate crew in order to find his brother, Alphonse Elric, he never expected just how hard it would be. Especially when his past just keeps catching up with him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Genders Are So Troublesome reviews
Okay. Ed's a girl, but joined the military while pretending to be a boy. You end up with this story of a troublesome love life, alchemy, the Philosopher's Stone, Roy Mustang in his boxers, depressed Envy and of course, Edwina Elric. [OLD ENVYED NOW ROYED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Red Light District reviews
Illegal trades of drugs and poison and weapons, underground markets, strip clubs and whore houses. This is in essence the pleasure district of Central City, more commonly known throughout Amestris as the 'Red Light District'. And Ed can't get away from it
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Broken Pact reviews
[ONESHOT][END OF SERIES SPOILERS][NO PAIRINGS] All those years ago, they'd made a pact. A promise. But in the end, all promises get broken, even by the most honorable.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete