The X-Pig
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Joined 03-15-05, id: 776326
Author has written 24 stories for Law and Order: CI, and X-Files.

Wow. I really hate writing these things. I much prefer to let my fic and it's tone speak for me. But, if I must, I suppose I could come up with something.

I am a long time (read: since the Pilots) fan of the X-Files and Millennuim. And I've been watching Law & Order since almost the beginning. So, needless to say, my fic tends to be in those fandoms.
Which really works out well, since they actually all exist in the same universe. Thank you, Det. Munch. =)

I am one of those lucky people who knows what they want to do with their life, even though I'm not actively doing it. I'm getting there, trust me.

Anyway, I hope you like what you read. Enjoy and please review, it feeds my muse.

Update (3/23/05): Go me. I got the website up, for the most part. Stop by.

Update (4/5/05): Since I have taken to posting CI/XF X-Over fic, I think it's time that I pulled all the old XF fic out and posted what I can here. Not that it will be a lot of my stuff. I'm a hardcore MSR writer, hence my stuff carries a higher rating than allowed here. But you can always come by my site and read it there. Please note, however, that I don't forsee any new XF fic coming out, although I wouldn't rule it out completely.

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Release by Katica Locke reviews
Finished! After Bobby is accused of a horrible crime, it's up to Alex and the detectives of SVU to uncover the truth, however unbelievable it may be. Bobby&Alex, AU, CI&SVU crossover.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,476 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
The Energy of Nothing by Alamo Girl reviews
[CH. 4 UP!] Someone should have told Robert Goren, life in this universe does not follow a static line.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Quietly by netherfield reviews
A Goren and Eames story set in Season IV. Complete.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Soggy Pizza Night by drewbug reviews
Alex sighs. She opens the door and lets him in to drip water all over her carpet.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Vires by thousand-miles reviews
PoI fic. Alex helps Bobby through a tough time.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005
Some Days by piaffe417 reviews
Some days, they go out to lunch.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Rest is Silence by piaffe417 reviews
Whoever coined the phrase “thunderous silence” really did know what he or she was talking about and Alex will do anything - even speak to the dead - to keep it away.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/5/2005
Cold Comfort by Tres Mechante reviews
Some nightmares are harder to shake than others. And being told it’s only a bad dream is cold comfort when you can’t wake up. (Great Barrier post-ep)
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004
The Natural by B. Cavis reviews
He had planned for everything.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2004
Deliverance by piaffe417 reviews
Bobby Goren can tell you all of the dictionary definitions for the word "deliver," but only Alex Eames can tell you what it really means. COMPLETE
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Breathe by piaffe417 reviews
You can only hold your breath for so long - though in Bobby Goren's case, it's been years.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004
Absalom by piaffe417 reviews
During a murder investigation, Alex wonders if she chose her life or if it chose her. COMPLETE
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,485 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete
Look But Don't Touch by piaffe417 reviews
Alex tries to help Bobby during "A Person of Interest" but he won't let her get too close.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2004
With a Vengeance by piaffe417 reviews
Deakins tunes in to "The Goren and Eames Show" - now back from hiatus!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004
The GreenEyed Monster by piaffe417 reviews
Sequel to "No Green-Eyed Monster Here" - Bishop's point of view and her observations on the partnership between Eames and Goren.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2004
If a Man Answers by piaffe417 reviews
Bobby suspects that Alex is seeing someone - and he's jealous. (Story is COMPLETE as it stands - make of it what you will.)
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Complete
Peace and Quiet by piaffe417 reviews
Bobby settles in for the night - a plotless look at our favorite detective at home.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003
Above and Beyond the Call of Duty by piaffe417 reviews
What is it like to shop for clothes with Bobby Goren?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2003
No GreenEyed Monster Here by piaffe417 reviews
Eames's observations on how things are going with Bobby and her temporary replacement.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2003
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Time reviews
Everyone has history, even if they don't talk about it. Takes place in the Time & Space universe. DeakinsEames Chapter 5 posted
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005
Space reviews
Goren always wondered about the history between Eames and Deakins. Takes place in the Time & Space universe. Hints at BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Faces reviews
A man wears many faces in the course of his life. Takes place in the Time & Space universe. Deakins PoV
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Memory is an interesting thing.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2005 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
The Smell of Betrayal reviews
Even emotions can have a scent.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Paperwork reviews
It started out as a normal evening.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Empty Street reviews
He walks a lonely road. AU Challenge Fic. Part 5 posted.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
O'Dark thirty reviews
Why does he always call at o'darkthirty? Spoilers for The Unnatural. Response to Redwyne's 2am Challenge on Idealist's Haven. My first straight XF fic in 4.5 years.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Cariadau reviews
Two couples, one bar. CIXF XOver Followup to Cyfeillion.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Tone Deaf
Tone accent or inflection expressive of an emotion Deaf unwilling to hear or listen. Companion to Perfect Pitch. Postep for En Ami
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - F. Mulder - Complete
Perfect Pitch reviews
Perfect being without fault or defect Pitch to fall headlong.Companion to Tone Deaf. Postep for En Ami
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2005 - D. Scully - Complete
Imago Mundi reviews
a kiss and a CD changer. Postep for Millennium
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Spiritus Mundi reviews
Sometimes, you can push someone too far. Postep for Orison. Rated for langauge, themes and character death
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Emmit Remmus reviews
The past makes the man. PreXF, MO, MSR
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Desert Rose reviews
Be careful easting before bed. You might not like what you dream. Spoilers for FTF. Written in 2nd person
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - F. Mulder - Complete
Demons Dreaming reviews
Bodies Bonded, Flesh Branded, Souls Burned. Spoilers for The End through One Son. Rated for language and theme.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Bad News from a Worse Source
So, who told Scully that Mulder was gone? Missing scene from Requiem
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - D. Scully, A. Krycek - Complete
Are You The One? reviews
It's cleaning day for Mulder. Spoilers, we no need no stinkin' spoiler.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
I Am Man, Hear Me Stutter reviews
Why is it that he can't speak when he's around her? Byers' POV. Spoilers for En Ami
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Byers - Complete
Tea reviews
He has those kinds of days all the time. Companion to Coffee.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
Cyfeillion reviews
Two friends, one call. CIXF XOver
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2005
Changes reviews
I try to hold this Under controlThey can't help me 'Cause no one knows
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Say Your Name reviews
On the outside, looking in. 3rd person POV. Complete! I am now taking votes for the return of the Anti-Goren.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Coffee reviews
Have you ever had one of those days?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete