Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, a world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones, and they decided to kick its ass. They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.

After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.

After dying on Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, Harry is tasked with returning to his past to save those he has lost and prevent the destruction of the Wizarding world. A H/Hr fic that starts with the DH epilogue. Book 1 of a time travel fic. The 'Mature' rating is for language and themes later on.

The trio of friends played their part in defeating the Dark Lord, only to discover that nothing had changed and they'd actually lost the war. What if the victors only thought they'd won?

Sirius decides to have a small celebration of Yule. An unexpected guest shows up and throws the whole thing into chaos. Sirius gets cleared. Fudge and Dumbledore are dead. Gringotts and the Ministry join forces to finally end Voldemort once and for all. Harry has multi-lordships but is not super powerful.

The Goblet of Fire isn't a simple artefact – it possesses vast amounts of magic, a rudimentary sentience, and multiple sets of rules for past Triwizard Tournaments. The goblet gets aggravated by interfering wizards, throws out the rules, and takes steps to protect the underage contestant who is drafted into the contest.

Dumbledore is visited by three ghost to tempt him to change his ways. Will it work or will he still be consumed with his 'Greater Good? This is a Harry Potter / Christmas Carol story for 2023.

Harry is tired of being Fate's and an ungrateful Britain's chew toy. Not to mention manipulative wankers, a Minister trying to find scapegoats to hold onto his job and goblins only looking to make a galleon. After a meeting with the Swiss Ambassador, Harry's life changes while those that made his life miserable find out what it's like to deal with gnomes and upset goblins.

When one individual panics in the spring of 1992, he triggers a cascade of changes to the events of Harry Potter's second year. The results are tragic for Magical Britain.

It's been seventy years since Voldemort fell and the war ended, but Harry's battle persisted. Until he clashes with a witch meddling with time, and the clocks turn back. The die is cast, a new path forged. Old challenges meet new tricks. Someone's going to die, and it won't be him. Sic semper tyrannis, and may the gods help all those who stand in his way, for no one else will.

YATTF - Harry goes to sleep two nights after fighting in the DoM. He awakens from his recurring nightmare of losing Sirius and the revelations thereafter, someplace he should not be. Harry doesn't care about any time continuity - he just wants his godfather back! Defeating Moldyshorts was just the icing on the cake. Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna. One shot.

When a recently orphaned toddler is brought to Poppy Pomfrey and she cannot fully heal him, she decides to get help. And something fishy seems to be going on here, anyway. -or- How a single person doing the right thing can change the course of history for a society as a whole. (Warning: Includes death and suicide of minor character(s))

OotP AU. On the night Sirius Black was supposed to be knocked through the Veil, an unexpected visitor arrived to prevent it. Now, all of Dumbledore's carefully laid plans are about to come crashing down around his ears. Dumbledore bashing, select Weasley bashing.

YATTF... but with a twist. It's time travel, but not really. It's the outcome of time travel. Because, you know, it's got to be a little confusing... Rating is for hinted lemon. Book timeline, but not canon. EWE.

War being what it is, the smallest of decisions can have the biggest consequences. Such a small change results in a corresponding change in Harry, and in his shock, he realises how things are, and what he is. Starts in the Department of Mysteries in fifth year. (Harmony, AU, Character Death)

Harry will find his true powers after the loss of people he cherished. With these powers, he will make sure that all those that hurt him, his family, friends and others are dealt with. What else is someone to do if they Don't Fear the Reaper…? WARNING, this is a darker tragic story with a bit of an uptick at the end. Dumbledore bashing, fighting, gore and tragedy

Instead of being left on the porch of the Dursley's on the night of James and Lily's murder, Sirius Black takes his godson and remaining friend and goes on the run. When Harry Potter challenges Lord Voldemort the next time he's not the abused boy mentored by a manipulative old man, but a powerful wizard raised by his two dads and that has learned magic from all over the world.

diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.

Harry Potter wasn't the first person entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. In fact, it's happened enough that there are rules in place to discourage such a thing. When Harry finds out that the binding magical contract spoken of so severely isn't actually binding him at all, but rather his mysterious cosigner, he decides to forego participation completely.

When the planned marriage between Fíli and Sigrid falls through, Kíli finds himself volunteering before he even has a chance to question his Maker on the finer points. Like, how did a hasty proposal to the wrong daughter morph into what Kíli suspects might be his perfect match? Or, how is he to convince a perfectly-imperfect princess that she holds his heart in her tiny grasp?

AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps. COMPLETE.

He was their boy hero. How would they feel if he were kissed by dementors, even when they were buying the whole Boy Who Was Crazy schtick? Just how big would the fall out be? Rated M for language and situations.

"Um, Granger… Don't panic, yeah…" "Cedric…" "But… we just might be… lost."

The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.

This is where I'll put my one shots about Female Bilbo. The pairings will be with different dwarves, but never more than one dwarf. These are one shots that will most likely never become full stories. A little bit of everything. I will tag the relationship at the beginning of each chapter :)

The company survives the Battle of the Five Armies, although Kili is injured seriously enough that he falls into a coma. Secrets are revealed and lives are changed as Bella settles into life in Erebor waiting for the other half of her heart to wake up. *Originally posted in Female Bilbo Oneshots, before it became something more

Time travel fic, hopefully in the Dramedy style. The Horcruxes have unintended and wide-ranging side effects, causing powerful friends to conscript Harry as their Champion and send him back to Fourth Year to help them return the natural order. Now he has to help fix the world (again), survive the TWT (again), stop Voldemort (again), and do his best to get the girl.

It takes a simple day out to the fair and an adorable little three-headed puppy for Hermione to realise she was in love with her best friend.

Ten years on and I, Tracey Davis, reporter and former Hogwarts student am tasked with doing the impossible: getting the people who fought in the Battle of Hogwarts to actually talk about it. Impossible, right? That's what I thought too. This is the story of how I actually managed to get them to open up and how it changed me more than I ever thought it would. M for themes.

AU! EWE. Draco and Harry have a little competition to see whose childhood was worse. Ron is their (horrified) judge. Mentions of child abuse and torture.

The loss of someone closest to Harry shows why the Hogwarts motto is apropos. He now has two missions in life, missions which would make any dragon proud; fierce care of what means the most to him and revenge against those who would do him or his harm. See how he handles the burdens of the end of 6th Year and The Hunt with these new mantras. HP/HG, NL/LL

Harriet Potter found herself in a new world and simply took the opportunity to be herself, just Harriet Potter. Finding friends, family, and more along the way was a bonus. One Shot

Thorin decides that facing Azog alone after Goblin town is a good idea. Bella has a few choice things to say about it afterwards.

Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of Erebor, and the dwarves who live there. Just stories, until the day a rider and his injured dragon are dragged through the front gates, and the stories suddenly become all too real.

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, the charges against Harry don't just go away because he killed Voldemort. He's found guilty and is sent through the Veil. But this isn't his world. And he's all alone... Or is he?

Viktor had thought he might have loved her when he saw her by the Black Lake the first time, standing under a tree and trying, desperately, to make it look as if she wasn't waiting for him. But now? Now as she glanced up at him dwarfed by one of his old coats, snowflakes catching on her eyelashes… Now, he knew.

Hermione takes on an internship under Mr Ludo Bagman & The Ministry over summer. While helping to set up the Quidditch World Cup she meets a Bulgarian stranger by the name of Viktor... Somewhat non canon compliant at the beginning, but will follow the events of the Triwizard Tournament eventually. A coming of age story for Hermione Granger.

Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE

Newly-crowned King Eldarion finds a collection of letters from friends among his father's possessions, and he learns more about his father's life before he was King Elessar. A tale of family and friendship. If you enjoy this work, please follow, favorite, and review.

They had made it through all the dangers of the quest only for the Line of Durin to fall in the Battle of Five Armies. When given the chance to fix it, even if it removes her from their lives, Bella Baggins jumps at the chance. Now all she has left are her memories of the quest, memories that the rest have forgotten. But fate, it seems, is not quite done with Bella Baggins yet.

Her entire 5th year at Hogwarts felt like cauldron boiling perilously out of control, ready to explode at any given point. So when Hermione catches the Weasley twins scheming their grand escape, she begs them to stay, just for the year. Little did she know her small request that stemmed from pure instinct would alter the course of the future.

Meant to be a simple outing to gather necessary herbs, Bella and Kili's day ends up taking an unexpected turn. However, maybe the day wasn't a total loss...

What's in a name? If Harry Potter isn't... how did he get that way? What could it mean for him? Started out with this concept, but the muse made it a bit more... terrible summary. Sorry. Rating because I think I may have used a cuss word?

When Bella sees Kili flirting with Tauriel, her heart breaks and she decides to face Smaug alone. Can the misunderstanding be cleared up before it's too late? (Female Bilbo, Angst with a happy ending, Misunderstandings, Fluff and Angst)

Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT

Hermione's in a coma, her mother visits, and Harry stops by. "Emma leaned forward, elbows on Hermione's bed now. She rubbed her face with her hands, torn by memory of her last conversation with the Healer—and the options and decisions that battled within Emma for the past two weeks."

Hermione travels back to fourth year to right some wrongs. Time-travel. Bamf!Hermione. Two-shot. M for violence just to be safe.

With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.

After a mishap with Hermione's potion during an 8th year exam, Draco is determined to just forget about it and move on; however, it seems the Universe has other plans. Cast into a seamlessly endless time-loop, Draco now has to relive the same day over and over again until he can learn…to get it right. *I do not own Harry Potter. That right goes to JK Rowling* dramione

AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through trials and the King Under the Mountain.

An overheard conversation has repercussions for Harry and Snape. Just... not the ones people would have thought of.

Nope, nope, not doing this again. With a little help from a sentient Hogwarts, Harry and Sirius destroy Voldemort and decide that they can have the childhood they both deserve. Remus as an Uncle? Why not? But how? And who is who's father?

This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness. This time he would not let them die. This time he knew he could handle it. This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness. This time he would claim what was his. Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

A Seer's vision of the end of Magic turns Lucius and Severus' beliefs around. Now they must save a child. Harry Potter.

After helping out an unlikely student, Hermione Granger finds herself with an unlikely friend. Marcus Flint is only too happy to return the favor. As their paths continue to cross, the more drawn to one another they find each other. But can they be more than friends? A slice of life fic that takes place mostly after the war. Flintmione.

Blood Feud: Set in third year Dobby helps Sirius Black improve Harry's year at Hogwarts. Elves capture Wormtail & Sirius plans to spend Yule with his godson. But dementors attack students as they queue for Hogwarts Express. Six students are kissed. Seeking justice Sirius declares blood feud against Fudge & Dumbledore. Others fall in Black vengeance Snape, Umbridge & Weasleys

During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a Sphinx, and a noseless freak, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot Crack Fic

AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.

The Sequel to Forging A King Harry returns to his own world and starts his reign as King, but while there is more to King than just giving out orders, he has to answer for a for a grievous mistake he had made in Arda. He'll need some help in the form of Gandalf the Grey's recollections, especially when he has to do some time traveling at least 60 years into Arda's past.

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

A research project gone wrong sends Hermione hurtling through time again and again. She never knows when or where she'll end up, but she always seems to pop up next to Remus Lupin.

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

She was simply sitting next to him. On a couch at a party. And he just put his hand on her leg. EWE. Oneshot.

My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*

In the aftermath of the final battle, Ron confronts Harry about a lie he told in the Forest of Dean.

AU. Slytherin!Hermione. As a first year, Hermione is sorted into Slytherin. Hogwarts is horrible for her at first, until a chance meeting in the library with Slytherin chaser, Marcus Flint. After seeing her arm, Marcus takes her under his wing, determined to have the best players for Slytherin's Quidditch squad, muggleborn or not. COMPLETE!

AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Their eyes locked again, cinnamon on amber and he once again had to remind himself that he needed to take this slow- that he needed to figure out himself still before he got lost in her- because his traitorous mind told him that he could drown in her quickly if he would open himself up. (Remione) Post-war AU. TWOSHOT.

Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

A gift to Pericula Ludus and Dwalin fans - Dwalin's farewell to Thorin after Ravenhill, as he guards his body on that last, dark night before he is laid down in his tomb. Words that speak of loss, of anger and loneliness, but above all of friendship and love, of an oath so strong that it does not end with death.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

When Dean answered the phone it was only because he saw Bobby's number on the ID. "Yeah Bobby, what've you got?" What Bobby had was a Hunter up in Forks with something that sounded like a cross between a Wendigo and a Vampire. Either one of those would be trouble. A mish mash of the two? This could be nothing good.

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

A dwarf of Erebor and an elf from the Greenwood meet in a tavern. What do they discuss? Written for Gigolas Week 2015- Complete

What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Fred has died - but this Hermione decides that the world cannot go on without the Weasley twins together - that it needs the both of them to heal itself after the war - and makes a trade: her life for his. When Fred returns to his family, he lives for her.

(Part Three of Take a Shot) The thing was, the thing that everyone seemed to forget, was that he wasn't just Balin son of Fundin son of Farin. He was also Balin Durinson, and he carried the blood of warrior kings. The world really should have remembered that.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

I don't know what this is. The feels monster got me. Inspired by See You Again by Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth. No rights to the characters or the song lyrics.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End. He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

Every dwarfling in Erebor wants Dis to play with them, because she makes the best voices for the toys.

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

One-shot — It's not the love either of them wanted but it is still love all the same.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Kili survived the battle of the five armies, thought he lost his home again. Decades later a grim dwarven warrior comes across a man searching for Imladris. Thus begins a journey across the lone lands that will lead into war. This version is a complete rewrite and expansion from the original. Mix of movie/book canon. Rated M for violence, just to be safe.

She was little, innocent, and far sweeter than anything he'd ever known. From the first moment he saw her standing inside that Hobbit hole, he knew he'd protect her always. Dwalin/OC

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.

At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Somewhere along the way Bilbo had fallen for Thorin, and somewhere along the way Thorin had fallen for Bofur.

The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield

"You have been given another chance, Thorin Oakenshield, to fulfil your quest. Do not let old hatreds destroy everything and everyone you love." 60 years after the Battle of Five Armies, when the ring has been destroyed and peace is returning to Middle Earth, a storm brings with it a chance for a company to retrace their steps and reclaim their lives. Expect angst, action family.

Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody

Curses. Dark curses, rather, weren't very fun at all, and certainly not when Hermione keeps waking up in a different decade because of one. At least the company wasn't half bad. Oneshot.

Hermione/Remus-On any normal day, living under the same roof as six men—two of whom had a penchant for mischief making while the remaining four enjoyed a good joke far beyond the levels of common decency—was perilous enough for Hermione Granger's psyche. April Fool's Day, however, was always another matter entirely.

After arriving at Beorn's, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo...rated for language.

The paths are set, all leading into the Great War, but the path is twisted, the answers are changed and the past shadows the steps of those who dare to face the Shadow again. The journey is coming full circle, but where does the circle end? Rated M for violence just to be safe. Like with all the stories before; this is a mix of book and movie canon.

Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.

Dean and Luna spend a beautiful day at the beach as a new chapter in their life begins. One-shot. Written for Twin Exchange May Monthly Challenge.

The battle for Erebor is over and the Dwarven Exiles are returning home to rebuild their kingdom, best that they know how with all the changes the road heaped on them. All is not well and strife and contention still are abound, and in the north an ancient dark power whispers in the deeps. Rated M for violence, just to be safe

Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

"You should know me by now, Thorin. I care not for gold, for I am richer with the smiles of others." -Oneshot- For TheNewBrawler.

Sequel to "A distant Light". An old and powerful curse still holds sway over Durin's House. How far does one Captain go to save a friend, to save his King? How much can one man bear and will he risk fate itself to do it? Rated M for violence.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

Kili survived the battle of the five armies, thought he lost his home again. Decades later a grim dwarven warrior comes across a man searching for Imladris. Thus begins a journey across the lone lands that will lead into war. Rated M for violence, just to be safe.

Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.

Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be

They were on their way to a party, but instead, four famous heroes find themselves ghostbusting.

There's not a problem in the world pie can't solve. Not slash- more of a Draco centric ficlet with a very special appearance (not Harry, although he's in here too). A prequel to my oneshot A New Man (Ch 28, A Day in the Life)

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?

A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr

Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!

It's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts and the Ministry is throwing a party. But, Harry and friends don't feel much like dancing. Entry for the Twin Exchange May 2011 Monthly Challenge. Harry/Hermione, one-shot.

Luna and Dean watch the sunrise after rescue from Malfoy Manor. Birthday fic for Bedelia.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Part 1 of AU X-over DH/LOTR. A haunted & disturbed Harry Potter is thrust through the veil to 'save' the fearful wizarding world from a potential Dark Lord. Followed by a faithful friend they begin a journey that will change Middle Earth forever. HP/LL Re-edited 8/4/2021

A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!

After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.

*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.

The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.

Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.

Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.

One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

For years, Hermione has been surrounded by loved ones, and yet never been so alone. For years, Hermione has been waiting. Waiting to go home. HHr

AUAU. Harry Potter is looking for The Heart’s Desire. But it’s difficult to do that when Ron’s a droid, Luna’s given herself an extra limb, the Aurors are trying to hunt him down, and, worst of all, there’s Hermione, a nuisance and thorough distraction…

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!

Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.

Hermione gets caught in the act, and Viktor cheerfully makes the most of it, entirely at her expense. Well, almost.

Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.

10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.

Haldir's Wash Maid is a little sick of his arrogance, and so when she is fired, she doesn't go crawling back like he expects. A humbling experience in learning humility and love for the Marchwarden, by the most unlikely of elleths. HaldirOFC

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.

8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.

7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?

6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.

Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.

Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.

Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.

Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Sequel to “QUARANTINED”. A new addition to Bag End brings unexpected delight for Frodo, minor headaches for young Sam, and discovery of an artifact from the First Age that astonishes Aragorn. (NO sex, slash, violence, profanity) - COMPLETE

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence