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Author has written 1 story for Sherlock Holmes.

I'm afraid that I'm not a particularly interesting individual, or, at least, I do not see myself as such. In consequence, this biography will likely be quite brief. I do, however, believe that knowing certain facts about the author of a story makes any interpretation of the story more complete, and thus, I will oblige. Of course, I flatter myself that anyone would be interested enough in my work to bother even reading it, but just in case. Besides, who doesn't like talking about themselves?

I am a dedicated pagan, and have been for quite some time. Most of my stories are written within this context. Occasionally I'll put ridiculously obscure mythological references in my works, not to confuse people, simply because it amuses me. If you ever need clarification something, let me know, and I'd be more than happy to give it. I don't write anything to be purposefully mysterious, it really is for my own entertainment.

I am a college student, though I am nearing the end of my term. It's hard work, and it takes effort to graduate as early as I am. As such, writing does take a second spot to my studies. If my stories don't update as frequently as anyone would like, that would be why. As a perfectionist, I try to go over the chapters several times before writing, and sometimes, I just don't have the time: and if I don't have the time, I'd rather not put it up.

I am an English major. Sometimes, I wax a bit poetic for my own good. Let me know if I do. It happens, and I apologize in advance: sometimes, I don't notice that I do it. That's what reviews are for, correct?

I am opinionated, and very blunt. If I don't like what I read, I will say so. If I do like what I read, I will say so. If I don't review a story, it likely means that I ran out of time, or that I have to consolidate my thoughts. Occasionally, stories will just make me awkward, either because they are ridiculously poorly written, poorly researched, or touch upon a subject that bothers me. These won't get reviews either: either someone before me has taken care of the issue, or I simply don't feel like writing a review that is entirely negative. I might be blunt, but I do attempt to treat others as I would wish to be treated.

My favorite stories are those pertaining to Sherlock Holmes, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and occasionally Harry Potter. Generally, I will read any fanfiction that I have read the original works of, if for no other reason than I enjoy finding a good piece of writing. I enjoy slash, depending on the quality of the writing, just as much as I enjoy non-slash romance. I don't particularly see a difference. People who dislike slash to the point where they will flame a story based solely upon its "slashiness" weird me out, frankly. I've never understood that.

That's about all I can think of that would be necessary to understand the context of my works. If there's something else you wish to know, simply ask. Most of the time, it's not a trouble.

Thanks for reading!

NOTE: I have recently changed my pen name, due to concerns about the security of my privacy. HumanAbstract would be me. :)

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The Sign of the Dragon by The Half Mad Writer reviews
At the behest of two special clients, Holmes and Watson investigate both the kidnapping of a chantry scholar and the mysterious emblem of a dragon that is appearing all over Denerim, and discover the two cases may be connected. Based on "The Sign of the Four", "The Greek Interpreter", and "The Engineer's Thumb". Sequel to "A Study in Spheres".
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Genitivi
A Study in Spheres by The Half Mad Writer reviews
Forced to remain behind after the Battle of Denerim, Enchanter Watson is placed in the charge of Sherlock Holmes, who introduces Watson to his unique profession and invites him along to help solve the mystery of a murdered templar. Based on "A Study in Scarlet".
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Perpetual Anticipation by Chewing Gum reviews
A new generation of the Holmes clan is impending, but is the story not in the arrival but in the journey? Mycroft Holmes might tend to disagree. Somehow, the British government simply cannot envision fatherhood. As if he has a choice. Sequel to "The Girl
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Angel of Grey by Eve Angel of Fate reviews
Meg, compelled to search further for the Phantom, accidentally stumbles into his hidden passage, and in the process is locked in with him. What will this creature of light do when she must be forever caged with this creature of the night?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
The Girl by Chewing Gum reviews
Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Truthseekers by mierin-lanfear reviews
No one has warned Vera that wishes are twobladed. A failed suicide attempt sets her on the road to selfdiscovery. In her dangerous journey, she finds out that she is not alone.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Tea For Two by kasey8473 reviews
Dormé has a tiny little crush on ObiWan. There is a slight possibility he reciprocates. Chapter 7 is updated with corrections. Complete. Rating is for the humor.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Reluctant Romeo by Olive Hue reviews
A short vignette which takes place during the timeline of Hinc Illae Lacrimae. With Watson away on a house call, Holmes and Amanda play the deducing game. How will he react when he learns that Amanda knows his biggest secret?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
All I Have Left by Black Rose25 reviews
Don't read if you haven't read BST-it won't make any sense. Holmes takes a wander through his thoughts on Christmas Eve, and where do they lead him? You'll have to see...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005
Surprise! by Hairstreaked reviews
Touchstone is lonely since his Queen Sabriel has been away from him for longer than expected. But when she finally returns, the day of his birthday, she gives him the best gift he could ever ask for (WARNING: it's sex!).
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2004
Drusilla On Faeries by Hush Now-Hold That Thought reviews
At the end of School Hard, after Spike destroyed the "Annoying" one, our two favourite vampires retired to the bedroom. What occured there?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Drusilla, Spike
Female Troubles by iyaorisha reviews
Pre-AU S6 body-switch sex farce. When Xander accidentally drinks one of Willow and Tara’s potions, he gets in touch with his feminine side…and Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Xander H., Spike
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Locket by Leftywrite reviews
There aren't enough fluff stories for Sherlock...at least, there are, but i really wanted something else besides slash for the famed detective. This features a very pretty, azn, kung-fu, escape artist who...might be Sherlock's soulmate. ficlet. OOC SH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
Hinc Illae Lacrimae by Olive Hue reviews
Amanda Crewe was just your average college student working on a book report one night at the library. That is, until she heard the distinct sound of a violin. Update: COMPLETE
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,666 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Complete
The Canvas of His Back by Annie Sewell-Jennings reviews
In the afterglow, there is nothing but sweetness. Buffy/Spike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/31/2000
Composing Hallelujah reviews
Vignette exploring Holmes's aversion to women. Unfortunate ties and inevitable betrayal leads to a complete lack of trust. Oneshot at this point.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete