Sunkissed Guacamole
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Joined 03-16-05, id: 776899, Profile Updated: 08-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, and Song of the Lioness.

All projects: ERM. YEAH. The have been ABANDONED! DISCONTINUED! AND SUCH! I am HIATUS.ING. Or something. SO. I tip my hat to ye who read my ickle ficlets. And would like you all to know. I probably won't be updating. Ever. So. Rest in peace my little ficlets.

Why? (My favorite question of all time by the way) ... Why not update those pitiful attempts at literature? Because the writing is terrible. Bad everything. Just horrible. I can't read it and not cringe. But I can't take them down either...SO. Here they stay. Just so other people may cringe along with me and laugh at my poor eighth grade/high school writing skills...

Sporks are, without a doubt, the ugliest eating utensils ever invented.


•Me and BOOKS...are best friends. Go read (again): Pride and Prejudice, The Help, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and anything by Tamora Pierce.

•Current music addictions: Coldplay, Damien Rice, Dave Matthews Band. More Coldplay.

And because I'm sure you are all going to go watch all of these...

•Movies that rock my socks: Moulin Rouge!, A Knight's Tale, Pairs je t'aime, Pride and Prejudice, Gladiator.

•TV: House, LOST, CSI, Grey's Anatomy, and AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. (I can't live without it and now it's OVER!! I no longer have any reason to live.)

•Just in case you meet me in some dark alley and you fear for your life, all you have to do is offer me one of the following:

Chinese FOOD. (the REAL stuff. For the most part...) I also love chocolate (the darker, the better), GUACAMOLE!, green bean casserole, the yellowish-green apples, sparkling water and cranberry juice, Garden Salsa Sun Chips, raspberries, mushrooms, rice noodles, tomato and egg, MANGO Gatorade (yes it DOES exist!), and Altoids of the cinnamon variety.

And I can now wield chopsticks with the best of them, so beware.

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Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11858 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Developing Problems by youdontneedtoknow reviews
Finally a squire now, Alanna's developing breasts pose a set of problems. With half of the palace on the verge of discovering her secret, what will she do? And the whole issue of Jon still not knowing is bound to complicate matters...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,683 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Alanna
The Lioness' Squire by Anaroriel reviews
Neal becomes the famed Lioness' squire, but that is the only the beginning. Will Neal survive the summer at Pirate's Swoop with the temperamental Lioness, her mysterious husband, and their three children? One year later: Final chapter up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Tortall
Neutral Thoughts by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang, oneshot. He didn’t understand how she could do that so effortlessly. One second, he was completely in stride with her. The next moment, he couldn’t even hold his own train of thought let alone catch up with hers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Addiction by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang, oneshot. Addiction is a human flaw. It’s much more common than people think. Nearly everyone is addicted to something. My little sister happens to be addicted to the Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Whipped and Other One Shots by justcallmefaye reviews
Kataang series. Probably. Some fluff, some angst. [Ch. 8 Deja Vu] DARK!fic. This one's definitely rated T for violence. Aang falls out of the sky in the final battle, and Katara remembers when this happened once before. warning: violent!vengeful!Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Aang, Katara
We Have to What? by crystaltambaia reviews
Lily and James are told by Dumbledore that in order to be Head Boy and Girl in their seventh year at Hogwarts, they have to learn to live together! In a two room flat! Chaos ensues…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Dark Side of Dress Up by FrostedDarkfox reviews
OneShot, KD Any action can have a dark side, Kel realizes, even something so seemingly innocent as dress up...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Far Too Curious by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
Complete! Newly knighted, Gary and Raoul sit late one evening discussing mistresses and moustaches, their friend Squire Alan's uncanny lack of both, when a catastrophic realisation hits…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Tortall - Complete
The Sorcerer's Dolls by the forgotten fate reviews
A different take on the night Alanna found Roger's dolls. What could happen when Alanna plays with them for a bit? Humor through and through. Read for a good laugh but don't forget to review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Queer Friends by the forgotten fate reviews
Set in SotL. On a VERY hot summer day, the knights discuss their friend Alan of Treebond and his 'queer' behavior. RR.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
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N is for Neal reviews
Neal. From Kel's point of view. From A to Z. A series of oneshots that can be read in no particular order but probably make more sense when read, well, alphabetically.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Health Class reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Stuck In a Hole reviews
Kel gets stuck in a hole. Who else falls in? And who will get her out? And of course, what happens after? And what about poor Tobe? K&D ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Pregnancy Tales reviews
What will happen when Alanna gets pregnant? Will she wreak havoc and kill George? A series of ministories starring: Alanna, Daine, Kel, Thayet, Aly, Yuki, Buri, Rispah, Shinko, and of course, Owen! ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
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