Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto.
The authoressess Status is:ALIVE and revising Genetically Engineered Love (revising chapter 3, probably won't be able to update for forever though (7/13/12))
Name: Scorpia250 (of course!) But you can call me Scorpia (smiles Tohru clueless smile)
Sex: Female who likes male on male action!
Occupation: Student/authoress/ lifeguard/Swim teacher/ crazy psychopath who kills people in her spare time / 1N0 for the air force! (wish me luck in boot camp! leaving 10/16/12)
Orientation: Straight!! get that through your heads!! (stomps feet(frustrated because it's usually girls who ask...well yeah...)) Now I sound like an over-used plot idea for a yaoi fic...
Writting: Um as you can probably tell, my writing sucks. Hmm I usually have NO PLOT what so ever, I write what ever comes to mind. So let this be a warning. MY WRITING HAS NO PLOT!
ahem also, I have great ideas but as I said before, my writing sucks. If you would like to borrow my ideas, please do so, BUT please don't steal my OC's! also if you could email me if you do...I would like to read some of them, seeing as how almost every body is a greater writer than I am!
Reading:Favorites include Smut, Romance, Fluff, Shounen-ai, Action/adventure, angst, Limes/Lemons, and Yaoi(love the Yaoi damit!(holding up little flag that has Yaoi on it with Yugi and Yami kissing)!)
Location: Down the street from the Stargate *snickers* Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Interests: books! erm Artemis Fowl, Charley Bone, Harry Potter, anything by Tamora Pierce and/or Garth Nix, erm and lots of others...(animorphs, the Da Vinci code, ect.) cats! Kitties, Neko's. Mythology in Egypt and Greek. Archeology (all over, from Egypt to Peru). Writing, watching anime on YouTube (I worship that site!) GIRLS PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOO! (likes the Bleach fighting game, Ridge racers, and all time fav. Death Jr. , nothing is better than blowing up cows with Hamsters strapped with C4...) Draws (not so well, but has done a few paintings/drawings for Knuckles13, me bestest friend! Drawing was one of Yami B, Ryou, and a sketch of Sonic sleeping, the Painting was of Knuckles just being...well knuckles) and If you have actually read all of that, congratulations...
Life in Japan (If you REALLY want to know... . )
Number1: For some strange reason, the Coke Cola (don't own) tastes stronger and the Pepsi ( don't own that either) tastes like american Coke! go figure that one out...
Number2: While the Japanese have perfected the McDonalds and Wendy's (don't own) They can NEVER get KFC right. Never get japanese KFC 'cause its just too fatty!or boney...I don't know how they do that, but its true!
Number3: never ask a Japanese Police man for help. If you are a teenager, they will stare at you like you are somehing nasty, then you get dragged down to the station and end up sitting there for hours, on absolutely no charge (don't ask, it happened to my brothers best friends friend who is also one of my friends and her friend. They both got held up for supposed 'theft' which turned out to be "surprisingly" false)
Number4: NEVER mess with the buttons on the toilet seat. (cringes)I did that once and my butt froze while water squirted up...well lets just say UP and leave it at that... .
Number5:Don't ask what you're eating at a sushi-go-round. Just DON'T (you might find you were eating horse, whale, or eel...well eel isn't really all that bad)
Number6: If its not on the menu, don't ask for it! .O My friend found out the hard way, trying to get grilled cheese at a Japanese Hard Rock Cafe. They brought out toasted bread with blue cheese spread on it. (You could smell it in the kitchen from where we were sitting!)
Number7: Do NOT give into temptation! I swear, some of the guys over here are drool worthy, but you really need to curb that drool. You find out sooner or later that they are just using you to get American stuff (such as food, clothes, styles, ect.). But I need to say that some guys look like they jsut came out of a manga or anime...
Number8: You know you're in Japan when you are forced to eat salads with chop sticks -.- (hands every body a plate of salad with lots of dressing and some chop sticks) you try it, and tell me its easy! THEN WE"LL TALK! (grumbles while trying to get the stupid cabbage into her mouth)
Number9: You know you're in Japan when You are horrified to hand over a crumpled thousand yen bill, can't bare to walk and eat at the same time, and have to use the embarassing squat toilets.
Number10: for some bizzare reason, unknown to man kind (well maybe known, but kept a secret) people who have come over seas for the first time, have this inexplicable urge to take a camera into the toilets. O.O yeah. They all wanna take pictures...of the toilets! I dunno why, don't ask me, but it's true! all you have to do is type in "japanese toilets" on google or yahoo, and you'll see what I'm talking about...over 300 pics...
Number11: ONLY in Japan will you ever see a 70 plus year old grandmother riding a motorcycle with purple/orange hair. Don't laugh,I am dead serious. well besides purple, they also have blue...
Yup! Every authoress should havea section of crazy favorite quotes!
"I would have taken your brain, but it was already taken." - My Pet Alien
" The innocent is not always guilty of being innocent"-Um I forgot, sorry bout that..blushes if its yours please tell me!
"Every body has a photographic memory! Some just...don't, have film..." - the great mouse detective
" And for the first time in my life, I realized that the earth was always being remade, reborn. That it may have been the afternoon of that very day but it was still the very morning of creation..."- lost years of merlin
" Rhia: Stars? Constalations of stars?
" Why do people say Forever and ever? We always say it twice. Forever and ever. Maybe it means that although it can never be 'forever and ever' we so wish it could be that we say it twice?" - Um I think I read this out of a book but I might have thought of this with my own wacky mind ramblings..and yes I do ramble on in my mind...some times I even bore myself!
" Adults are like butterflies. No butterfly ever remembers being a caterpiller..." - the Theif lord
" let me drop all of my problems and work on Your problems" - a shirt my brother has
" I'm the evil twin."- a shirt me and my brother ahem share coughborrowcoughstealcough
"I'm not mean. Your just a sissy."- um that one bunny that i always forget the name of...
" Why waste your summer when you can waste school time?" - Said by me, on referance to writting more chapters...
"One fine day, in the middle of the night
"I Sqeak. Therfore I am...a FANGIRL!" - a friend
"Hope...? Hope is a cruel curse placed upon man kind"
" Trying to stop an insane person from doing anything insane is actually insanity in and of its self..." - House
" No good deed ever goes unpunished" - er um i fergots again..I seem to be doing that a lot lately...
"Dat glowin eyeball on your forehead musta fried your brains or summthin!" -Jou, when Yugi and Malik where dueling in the final round of Battle city finals
"Can we leave? I'm starting to learn again"-Timmy Turner (Fairly Odd Parents)
"Illegal is always faster"-Butler (Artemis Fowl: the Opal Deception)
"Dirk: What took you so long!
"Al: I lost my hat!
"Dirk: I think we need to pull a Panama!
Nun1:We can't trust Rosette to go any where! Why, just the other day, I heard she got distracted while she was driving and almost ran into a Car!
Nun1:So is it true Chrono? Did Rosette really knock down a building?
"Whats life with out a few dragons?"-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the movie)
"Over specialize and you breed in weakness."-Ghost in the Shell
Let me show you just how far in denial can take you!" - Rosette (Chrno chrusade disk #3)
"Zis vorld is going to hell in a hand basket!" Satella (Chrno chrusade disk #4) (Ilove her accent!)
Yami: The rose of beauty is often crushed by the herbicide of technology.
Life is a Sexually Transmited Disease...- Somebodies profile
("yeah, we could even have some fun." Malik said, while slipping his hand into his pocket to finger his rod.)- A HPxYGO crossover.((blinks, then laughs histerically for five minutes)) ahhahahahah! ((blinks then stops)) I just realized how dirty my mind was...This was not ment to be perverted (in the fic((smirks)).
"Hey look! Marik's so scared, his hair's stick'n up! Oh wait, thats how it always is!"-Joey, During Marik and Yami's duel at the duel Tower.
Lemons are yellow and limes are green,
"hey! Stephanie! Go grab the stearing wheel off the counter and put it in my car!" -Dad to little sister
Dad: Be right back. (grabs laptop and goes into the bathroom)
(me and dad on msn)
"People have hope
Some guy I dunno: Do you really think it wise to...provoke them?
"Hi! Welcome to Jazz choir, the only place where you can find insanity on sale." - me to the new alto
Kate: (gasps) bitch!
"Every one laughs at me when I use a cuss word! they point and laugh and say "she just said ass!" or "I can't beleive you just said Fuck!" (sniffs) I feel like Yugi over here!" -me ranting to myself
The earth and the sky will never meet and the rain that falls shall be the only connection between the two.-erm Bleach (I think...)
"Nothing is cheaper than free!"- someplace...
Geoffrey: That is IT! You're peanut butter is going OUT THE WINDOW!(Throws said peanutbutter jar out two story window)
Me: Why would they put in a gigantic sword that nobody could ever use in real life in the video game?
"If guys had boobs they'd never leave the house." - Kate (sometimes I wonder what's going on in that head of hers...other times, I just don't wanna know o.O)
Kate: yeah, I wasn't really drunk, but I was a bit tipsy, and I ended up running all over the Ginza like an idiot. Finally Maggie found me making out with this guy in the bathroom...
Me: When I go on the plane, I'm gonna buy out the whole supply of Onigiri from the Family Mart and then, when I get to the states, after eating about half of them, I'm gonna cryogenically freeze them so that I can make them last for ever! (insert evil laugh)
"And so my crazy dream continues. I wish I could wake up in the middle of it." -Shuichi Shindo
"It doesn't matter whether it is a man or a woman. As long as you have happiness and hope, it doesn't matter who you fall in love with."-erm the lead guitarist on Gravitation
"I always do my work! Sometimes. well not really. Rarely. When I feel like it. Which isn't often..." -Ray
Anonymous: w00t! IM spiderman (steals a cable cord, swings, and smacks into a wall)
Ray: ey i heard dat im the other spiderman...SPIDERMAN!
Blu: hot rod flames!
Me: Hey, who's going to drive us home? all the adults are drinking.
"You know, it's okay to smile...to be happy."-Random girl who sits infront of me. (confession time! I hardly smile, and never laugh in front of people. I am always told to "Smile". But for some reason I can't. I think I'm like Sasuke that way...)
"My world is ending! My reality has been flipped! I hired a hitman and am passing ALGEBRA! My god, why do you mock me! It is scientifically and theoretically imposible for me to pass algebra! it's just not POSSIBLE!"-Me
This is a quote froma very talented and understanding author. But, I would rather just link you to her profile, so you YGO fans can take in the seriousness of this quote, as opposed to it residing here umong my cluttered Quotes section.
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? In video games, I suppose."- Furi Kuri introduction (first book)
Myles: I was once a model for an art class
Myles: Okay, get your minds out of the gutter. think of a blue sky!
"It sucks and blows"-My aunt talking about...a leaf blower(hentai minds! You sickos!)
"It's to symbolize their bond...-age..."-Rebekah talking about a pic of Daisuke and Dark
"Dark is a purple haired pervy bird!!"- Rebekah talking about dark in an affectionate mannor
"It's like watching a tomato dance. I like tomatos."- Tammy
"Hard dicks and airplanes."- Rebekah's response to the question 'what's up?'
"Here's to Emily, always the Bridesmaid never the bride. Tell me my dear, can a heart still break even when it stops beating?"- Corpse Bride (P.s. Emily is my real name...)
"Stay back! I have a ...Dwarf... and I'm not afraid to use it!"-Victor (corpse Bride)
If I could I would quote a whole fic, but that would make this (already long) page even longer, so here's the link
Our most featured Naruto--It's freakin HILLARIOUS!!
When pandora opened her box and let out the evils of the world, she supposedly closed the box and kept Hope inside. But how do we know it was actually hope that was saved and not some other evil that we have yet to discover? we will not know until some foolish human takes the insentive to open that box and find out once and for all. Do you dare to open Pandora's box?-erm I believe that I reworded that from some anime (I think ((Sweatdrop))
“Want to go to the playground and mentally scar all the little children?” Mariku asked cheerfully. Malik beamed.
“The dead bodies of men and horses had lain there, putrefying under the summer sun for three days…Corpses had swollen to twice there original size, some of them actually burst asunder with the pressure of foul gases and vapors…several human or inhuman corpses sat up right against a fence, with arms extended in the air and faces hideous with some thing very like a fixed leer, as if taking fiendish pleasure in showing us what we essentially were and might at any moment become.”-Union artilleryman Excerpt from “The Civil War” by Geoffrey C. Ward with Ric Burns and Ken Burns
"No one does something for nothing."-Yuki (Gravitation)
Hell hath no fury like an Uke scorned! -The Bees and the, uh, Bees (by hikari no kurai)
"It's a deranged ferret"-me said to my friend rachel
"I'm a dirty buiscut stick."-Tasha
"people are like slinkies. They're completely useless, but their still fun to push down stairs."
Jeff: I believe that it is imposible to study for a rectum exam
Public announcement-split personalities
Beware: Ranting schizo’s are on the loose and are taking over your mind! What, my mind is in danger?
Symptoms are: arguing with oneself and losing, loss of time (missing time from your memory), loss of IQ, sudden change of voice (accent), unnatural behavior, viewing humans as anything other than the same species, talking about having supernatural powers, actually performing supernatural acts,
Treatments other than suicide do not exist. Hey, suicide is bad. Please seek mental asylum assistance immediately or stop wasting our oxygen. Don’t say that! It’s not nice.-written by Me
RANT!!! Warning!! Authoress Rant! Can be skipped!
Life has moved on in my absense
I just wanted you all to know that I have been on a very long hiatus, and I have changed as people are wont to through their lives. I hope my writing is still passable, although it might be different. Please don't hate me if it is different, I still love to write and review stories, so don't crush my dream and make me go back into hiding. Thank you, I love you all!
That's all I can think of right now...but don't worry, I'm sure I'll add on to this later :-D
Japanese words you never knew. (ok well, maybe you do know them, but still!)
Hmm The words in bold,I use, the ones that aren't, I don't use, I just know them...Warning! I dunno how to use the Romanization, so these are probably spelled wrong. This is all by phonics! (oh and thanks to Emi-Chan, Kudee-chan, and Michi-san, and K-san for some of the words. Arigato! (waves at Emily, christina, Michi and K))
Baka = Stupid
Usura nai!= I won't forgive you!
Bakagaki = stupid brat
Yakuza = Japanese Mafia ( I have a friend in the Yukuza (smiles)...K-san and I stay in touch...)
konpyuta = computer (smirks) (come on people, say this one out loud...)
Mosi moshi = hello ( over the denwa)
kon bon wa = good evening
henna oto-ga = I hear a strange noise
Shitsuree = excuse me
Japanese National Anthem!(bet you don't know this!)
(this is in the traditional japanese. I asked Emi-chan what it ment and she just blinked and said it was hard japanese, so she didn't know)
MWAHAHAHAHA! Um letsee...what else can I write here...ummmm Oh! I know!
Yugi/yami (bestest pair in the worlds!)
Other Anime (besides YGO)
Fav. Het. pairings
In my favorites you'll find a pretty much even amount of everything, of the YGO pairings. I seem to have slightly more Y/YY than anything else though...
Pairings I Don't really Care for!
Tea(anzu)x Anybody! I HATEHATEHATE HATE this pairing I don't hate Anzu, I just don't think she should be dating any YGO guys...
YGOxFullMetalAlchemist (only read one so far, by Panmotto-Chan, called Cold Alchemy)
Dedication: I would like to take this space to dedicate my stories to all of my friends who have moved, are moving, or will move this summer. To all my new friends that I have loved and lost, and to everyone who has ever supported me in my life.
Places I have lived: Colorado, Hawaii, Washington State, California, Nebraska, Baharain, Japan, Colorado Springs
Stats on stories:
Genetically Engineered Love: REVISING!! As of JULY 30 2011!! I'M NOT DEAD!! Currently revising chapter: 3
Soul Searching: Chapter 4 is up! (no matter how crappy it is...)
PROPS: Props for G.E.L. go to JAZHIRA! WOOHOO! (party favors, ballons andBakura and Ryou and Seto plushies are pelted at her) THANK YOU! She's the one who came up with the Title name. She's also one of the greatest fluff writters! Go Read her story 'Cuddly Seto' and the sequel "Cuddly Bakura?" Its in my favorites..