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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Reasons people say I'm paranoid:
My puppy can open doors
My dogs are trying to drive me insane
My boots are trying to kill me
The school's turkey lunch is actuelly chicken
Ants are evil and are plotting to take over the world ( Okay not take over the world. But ants are EVIL!)

My talents:
Getting hit by things that were not aimed at me
Finding things funny that nobody else gets
Getting the puppy jealous of the computer
Remembering things people say and bringing it back to haunt them


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For His Honor by Saiya-hime reviews
Since as long as he could remember Alfred fights against all odd to keep his family together. From an abusive caretaker in an orphanage to his cruel English master, Alfred gives everything to provide for his sick brother. Yet, what will happen when all his secrets come out into the open? How will Mattie handle his brothers greatest secret, that he has been selling himself sexually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 200,586 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/27/2012 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Japan
An Alien and It's Boy by ZeemonLii reviews
Spidy has constantly refused to become one with Venom and the alien is tired with it… So the symbiote decides to use the teen's body for something else. Explicit adult topics. Rated M for a reason. Extended summary inside. Featuring MJ and Dr. Strange.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,594 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom
Mixed Up and Backwards by Fred-the-Moose reviews
England is never around. France kidnaps America. Can't spell SMUT without the M! I know it's a weird pair, but give it a try! I promise it will be good!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - France, America - Complete
I Wager by Emerald-Leaves reviews
In which the Roman Empire and Germania make a bet and Ludwig is the one who suffers because of it...Crack. Germancest,one sided GermanyxItaly, basically a little of LudwigxEveryone. Rated: M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,119 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Alfred And The Dragon by woodbyne reviews
On a quest to find hidden treasure, Alfred seems to have bitten off more than he can chew, and made a friend while he was at it. Prompt from GreyMoth (who has all the best AUs). Possibly going to be one of the weirdest things I will ever post. Dragon!Canada Adventurer!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, Canada
Love Magic Madness by 91RedRoses reviews
With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,011 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - America, Canada
DEFCON 0 by Ashynarr reviews
America, as many have noted, spends more on his military than the next sixteen countries combined. Why does he do that? Well, the answer might just surprise you… -crack, oneshot, crossover with several popular sci fi franchises. And a dose of AmeCanRus broshipness. Features an alien invasion and lasers. You know you want to read this now.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, Russia, Canada - Complete
Start of a Superfamily by Corpium reviews
Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Birkenau by LxISxAxBABE reviews
War crimes committed under Nazi control were commonplace and ran the gamut.. what was one more when it was to punish an American spy and protect the Fatherland? HARDCORE NONCON, abuse, anything you can associate with a DEATH CAMP. PrussiaxAmericaxGerman
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Prussia, America - Complete
Don't Try This At Home by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme de-anon. America and Canada experiment, and America has to call England for help when painful things happen. AmeCan, warnings for non-explicit sex and really embarrassing injuries. Title is also a warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forever And A Day by Kaede-tama reviews
On their seventy-ninth date, Alfred gets down on one knee and asks Matthew if he would spend the rest of his life with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Just in Time for Valentine's Day by Treyen reviews
It's the 13th of February 2010, the place is Athens, Greece, and the nations are peacefully having their Pre-Valentine-Conference. Or they should be: because this time, only one certain Grecian god can know what will happen next. If even he.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,110 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
White Winter by Gemini Star01 reviews
General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
New World, Same Problems by Reidluver reviews
When Yuuko asks Watanuki and Doumeki to deliver something for a client in another world, Watanuki is excited at first. He should have known that no matter where he is, trouble is never too far behind.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - K. Urahara, K. Watanuki
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Is That MY mochi? by Wednesday1990 reviews
From the meme-One day the nations wake up to find that they all have mochi counterparts just like America! However, the mochi are like a window into the nation's innerselves. Cue Hilarity! Some FrUk, SuFin,& KanChu. Hints of Girihon, USUK,& Gertalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
At Rest by muchoblidged reviews
Alfred gets a little tired during a long bus ride, and Ivan is more than happy to assist his comrade - er, teammate. A prologue to Dear Diary by ai-08. Pairing/s/: slight RussiaxAmerica/IvanxAlfred A/U
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
C Sharp by Shatterdoll reviews
Switzerland can't understand why he keeps thinking about his past with Austria. He decides to pay him a visit to try and get over it once and for all. SwitzerlandxAustria, M for inappropriate use of a piano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Amber Waves of Grain by mad half hour reviews
America's just returned from a long stay in Mexico, and he's sporting a new look that Canada finds incredibly appealing...and more than a little irresistible. Who would've thought that he wasn't the only one to inherit France's silky french locks? Can/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
This is Not a Love Song by Shatterdoll reviews
What was so wrong with hooking up with an old enemy every now and then to lick each other's wounds? Especially when they are so good at the licking part... RussiaxAmerica, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Drift by Empatheia reviews
-Shunsui x Chad- He was the first to break him. He will be the last.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Shunsui K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
State Stories by Ririsia reviews
All the fifty states sat at a long table. Most of the states had a bored expression plastered on their face as they tried not to strangle some kill the two arguing ones at the front.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2009 - America
The Tennis Prince's Bride by meg gara reviews
Fujiko gets kidnapped. Tezuka gets killed. But it all ends up okay. True Love has never been a snap. Crack fic in an alternate universe patterned after the book/movie The Princess Bride.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Life on Apokolips by Het Up reviews
You won’t believe the victor when it’s “Barda Versus The Justice League!” Plus, will friendly rivalry turn into something more when Scott and Zatanna test their wits in “The Challenge of The Escape Artists!”
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Turning Point by psychicfiredemoness reviews
It has been 3 years since the takeover of Ningenkai, the world lies in dismay. The girls return to Genkai's. The humans hate them, and the demons feel liberated by them. Temi has managed a plan to get them back. A tournament, but which side will win?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,894 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
25 Days with Mr Arrogant by dancing-by-moonlight reviews
AU When Inuyasha dumps her, Kagome out of uncharacteristic fury kicks a can that by a cruel twist of fate dents Sesshomaru's car. As a poor college student with no money, she is forced to spend 25 days with him as his servant to pay off her debts. SK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,623 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
In Which There Is No Tennis by Link and Luigi reviews
There will be no tennis today, as everyone soon finds out. COMPLETE!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,553 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Pronful Tales of Seduction by Arigatomina reviews
Smutty Yaoi Crack, various pairings. Currently up, Fudomine, Kamio Akira in the seduction of Ibu Shinji.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kamio A., Ibu S.
One for the Ages by Gan Xingba reviews
YYH Inuyasha and ? Crossover [and no, I'm not gonna' tell you what ? is yet, it's a surprise] Koenma deploys the team to recover some contraband: Kagome's Sacred Jewel shards. But the mission doesn't go as planned, and an epic tale ensues.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,280 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
The destruction of Ryoma's room by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Nanjiroh is bored, so gives Karupin some catnip, which ultimately results in the destruction of Ryoma’s room and the burning of Nanjiroh's porn.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - E. Nanjiroh, Karupin - Complete
My Husband the Pirate by Kat R. Fair reviews
AU, Mpreg, OT5. There are 3 families capable of MPreg, the Echizen's are one of them. During a cruise Ryoma is kidnapped, along with his bodyguard, and engages in a shotgun wedding to Atobe.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,480 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/12/2006
The Girl, the God, and the Demons by Knight of the Sun reviews
When Diana Taylor tranfers to a Japanese school, she encounters the Reikai Tentai, not knowing who exactly they are. What is her connection to the ancient Greeks? Chapter fifteen up!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,004 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 8/14/2004
Inside My Mind by A.Darkside reviews
To make it simple, a girl gets stuck with four bishounen in her mind...wait, what the heck? A crazy story about a girl and her new ‘friends’ surviving each other and attempting to live in peace as they send psychiatrists running for their mommies. FIN.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
What If by Suryallee reviews
Beta versionWhat if... The meeting between Hiei and Keiko had went another way as it did in to the series? HieiKeiko Think about the fakt that my native speach is German please.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,532 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Hiei, Keiko Y.
What Happened To My Life? by Icy Pheonix reviews
This was really fun to write, and I hope it's just as fun to read.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 149,127 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
A new mission called love by vixenia reviews
Kuramaxyusuke. Konnichi wa minna. This fic is mostly when yusxkur get together and it turns out yusuke has a family curse that makes males in his family get pregnant. Oh the horror of a pregnant yusuke. COMPLETED. sequel coming soon
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
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We Will Be There reviews
A one-shot story. America and Canada have a tender moment with a new family member. Fluff, implied m/m, mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Angels Came and Minstered Unto Them reviews
A couple of demons from Hell have been captured by some holy angels. 1p/2p America and Canada. Warnings, boy love and non-con right now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - America, Canada
Savage Times reviews
When Alfred becomes lost in time, he is found by the Tribal Leader Ludwig. Now as Ludwig's new slave, he has to survive in a harsh, new time with only his wits to help him from just becoming another sex toy for Ludwig. Will he ever get back to the future... and more importantly, will he want to after he learns more about Ludwig? yaoi,dub-con/non-con Spanking,orgasm denial,slavery
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - America, Germany
Rumors reviews
Wisconsin has started a rumor about Minnesota. America has fallen for the rumor and now is driving Minnesota crazy. Some yaoi references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - America