Author has written 41 stories for Fearless, Supernatural, House, M.D., X-Files, NCIS, Dark Angel, and Bones.
My name's Karen, I'm 23 years old, and I'm a major Supernatural fan, so I mainly write for that. I also have one Fearless fanfic. I love to read Carrie Vaughn, Jim Butcher, Victoria Laurie, Janet Evanovich...too many books to name. As of 2011, I am a film student working toward a career in editing.
RIP Kim Manners
Favorite quote from Fearless (book series): "I guess you could make a snow fort in the park- if you worked fast enough to get it done before the snow turned to goo. You might get in a few decent snowballs. Maybe make a snowman, too. But some jerk would probably come along and mug it."
Famous last words:
(Child answers telephone)
I never lie because I'm never afraid.
A little violence never hurt anyone.
And God said to Moses
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."
Jack: What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade...the rum...
Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Woman: Aren't you a little big for a stroller?
John Constantine: I told you to move your car.
Fanning: (cops are in alley outside Ramon's apartment) Ramon went through that window... splat. Glass here, then tires rolled over it.
(after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife; Jimmy doesn't know the two slept together)
Sam Winchester: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: And here a Sacramento man shot himself in the head...three times.
Dean Winchester: (about to be sacrificed for the people to keep their 'perfect' town) I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!
Dean Winchester: How'd you get here?
David (on the phone): No mom, she's not Jewish...No, I'm not trying to kill you.
(Piper and Leo stand over Wyatt's crib looking down at him)
Ephram: (to Bright) I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbass.
Carmen: (to her father's fiancée after trying out a bridesmaid dress for the wedding) You know what? Just forget about the dress. We can tell everybody that Carmen's Puerto Rican. And it never occurred to you she might be built differently. Or that, unlike you or your daughter, she has an ass that the tailor didn't have enough bolts of material to cover.
(Marshall has to infiltrate a German nightclub; he is communicating with Sydney with an earpiece)
(to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash)
Gaia Moore: (slams the blade of the knife on the table, right between the man's fingers) Anyone lays a hand on me again I swear I'll cut it off.
Cole Sear: We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
Anna: If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?
(Ron is ambushed by monkey ninjas)
Manfred: Hey, Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
(Evie is drunk)
Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Toby Lee Shavers: So, how long have you been a secret agent?
Rachel Ferrier: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Young Boy: My mommy says that there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
Stanley: I stole a pair of shoes.
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
Dr. Wick: Is there something about sex which lifts your feelings of despair?
Patient: It's all ending today! Today is the last day!
Patient: You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.
Comedian: So the economy is so bad the Mafia had to lay off five judges.
(during a car chase)
John Nevins: (picks up the phone after being knocked out by Bourne) Hello?
Rebecca: (to the flight attendant, after Jackson follows Lisa into the airline bathroom) A man went in there.
(Allison is psychic) Allison Dubois: It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?
Ariel: Dad, can I get my own e-mail address for my birthday?
(as Brian works on a radio)
Perry Van Shrike: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: (Over the ship's intercom) This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight...turbulence and then...explode.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Meg: (on loud speaker, trying to scare the burglars) Get out of my house!
Novalee Nation: I think I might be pregnant. You remember that guy I told you about last month?
Will: (in commercial voice) How do you stop unwanted homosexuals from invading YOUR office?
(Raymond doesn't want to go outside when it rains)
Dr. Audrey Jackson: (watching Benson & Stabler questioning a rape suspect) He feels guilty about something.
Fin Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
Bobby Drake: You don't seem fine, You seem like you're avoiding me, I mean something's wrong.
Georgey Sanderson: Dad, what's a rack?
Will: (slowly and mockingly) Do you like apples?
Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict.
Brenda Leigh Johnson: If I liked being called a bitch to my face I'd still be married.
Trevor: Were you just being nice?
(talking about a villain HQ)
McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card.
Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.
Trinity: My name's Trinity.
Mariana: I'd offer you a beer, but it seems you blew up my bar.
Estrada: You gotta learn to let people help you sometimes. Help is like sex; you get it where you can take it.
Mitch: So, you cold?
Matt: What are you wearing? (Everyone looks around at everyone else in the office) Because it is no longer cool for grown men to dress as if they're in junior high. So from now on, we're going to dress, act, and behave like mature, grown adults.
Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
Nurse #2: I'll get a doctor.
Sean Archer: Any word from the LAPD intelligence? If there IS such a thing?
(afterreceiving a lavish fountain as a gift from Vitti)
Mathilda: (ten years old) Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Darrius Sayle: Physalia Physalis, the Portuguese Man-of-War. It reminds me of myself.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: When the FBI gets stuck we call in squints.
My youtube.com movies: http://youtube.com/profile?user=fearlessgoddess2
For those of you that are sarcasm-impaired, the following is a big serving of duh, heavy on the sarcasm. I found this in a friend's profile and just thought it was so great.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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