Author has written 41 stories for Fearless, Supernatural, House, M.D., X-Files, NCIS, Dark Angel, and Bones.
My name's Karen, I'm 23 years old, and I'm a major Supernatural fan, so I mainly write for that. I also have one Fearless fanfic. I love to read Carrie Vaughn, Jim Butcher, Victoria Laurie, Janet Evanovich...too many books to name. As of 2011, I am a film student working toward a career in editing.
RIP Kim Manners
Favorite quote from Fearless (book series): "I guess you could make a snow fort in the park- if you worked fast enough to get it done before the snow turned to goo. You might get in a few decent snowballs. Maybe make a snowman, too. But some jerk would probably come along and mug it."
Famous last words:
I can pass this guy...
My brakes are fine...
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital..."
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry, it's not that deep.
One time at band camp...
No, he doesn’t bite.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel...
(Child answers telephone)
…No, she's in the shower...No, he's in there with her.
-Chewy Bar Commercial
I never lie because I'm never afraid.
A little violence never hurt anyone.
-Benjamin "Lefty Guns" Ruggiero
And God said to Moses
Moses come forth.
And Moses came fifth.
And God lost 250.
-old gamblers joke
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."
Jack: What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade...the rum...
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: (turns around indignantly) One, it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you think there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack: But...why is the rum gone?
-Pirates of the Caribbean
Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Shrek: It's on my to-do list!
Woman: Aren't you a little big for a stroller?
Dickie: Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?
John Constantine: I told you to move your car.
Chas Chandler: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
Fanning: (cops are in alley outside Ramon's apartment) Ramon went through that window... splat. Glass here, then tires rolled over it.
Richard Weidner: Maybe he jumped.
Fanning: Sure... he's depressed so he jumps four stories out of a window onto his head. "Wow, that feels better." Picks himself up. "Now I think I'll go on with the rest of my day."
(after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife; Jimmy doesn't know the two slept together)
Jimmy: Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her! (to Frankie) He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie Figs: No shit!
Jill: So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy: She's the one what?
Jill: The one he schtucked in Chicago!
Jimmy: The one he...
-The Whole Nine Yards
Sam Winchester: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean Winchester: What was he supposed to do?
Sam Winchester: I was nine years old!
Dean: And here a Sacramento man shot himself in the head...three times.
Dean Winchester: (about to be sacrificed for the people to keep their 'perfect' town) I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!
Dean Winchester: How'd you get here?
Sam Winchester: (avoiding his gaze) I... uh... stole a car.
Dean Winchester: (grinning) Ha ha ha! That's my boy!
David (on the phone): No mom, she's not Jewish...No, I'm not trying to kill you.
(Piper and Leo stand over Wyatt's crib looking down at him)
Piper: He's so... innocent. If only he had any idea what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
Leo: (to Wyatt) They turned a very bad man to a very big tree.
Ephram: (to Bright) I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbass.
Carmen: (to her father's fiancée after trying out a bridesmaid dress for the wedding) You know what? Just forget about the dress. We can tell everybody that Carmen's Puerto Rican. And it never occurred to you she might be built differently. Or that, unlike you or your daughter, she has an ass that the tailor didn't have enough bolts of material to cover.
-Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
(Marshall has to infiltrate a German nightclub; he is communicating with Sydney with an earpiece)
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Okay, I'm in. Now what do I do?
Sydney: What do you see?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Well, a lot of people who are into spanking, apparently.
(a random woman grabs him and kisses him)
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Oh my god, I think I just got hepatitis.
(to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash)
Helen: Stop it, both of you! We are not going to die! Now, both of you will get a grip or so help me, I will ground you for a month. Understand?
Gaia Moore: (slams the blade of the knife on the table, right between the man's fingers) Anyone lays a hand on me again I swear I'll cut it off.
Cole Sear: We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.
Malcolm Crowe: You saw that on TV, Cole?
Cole Sear: Everyone got upset. They had a meeting. Mom started crying. I don't draw like that any more.
Malcolm Crowe: How do you draw now?
Cole Sear: Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows.
-The Sixth Sense
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a very merry Christmas!
Anna: If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?
Roy: Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "You know, people get paid to do this - to think of the game and create the characters." Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he... bites their faces off.
Roy: It's pretty cool huh?
Anna: So you'd design video games?
Roy: Nah, I'd kinda like to be Blanka.
-The Perfect Score
(Ron is ambushed by monkey ninjas)
Ron: Aw, Fuji. Why is it ALWAYS monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?
Manfred: Hey, Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
(Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb)
Sid: No thanks, I choose life.
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
(Evie is drunk)
Evelyn: I bet you're thinking, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
Rick: Something like that, yeah.
Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
-Sex and the City
Toby Lee Shavers: So, how long have you been a secret agent?
Xander Cage: Two days.
Toby Lee Shavers: Man that sucks!
Xander Cage: Yeah but it beats jail.
Toby Lee Shavers: No I mean I spent 3 and half years in some windowless NSA room. I mean I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?
Xander Cage: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?
Rachel Ferrier: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Ray Ferrier: Since when?
Rachel Ferrier: Birth.
-War of the Worlds
Young Boy: My mommy says that there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
Edward Carnby: Your mother's wrong, kid. Being afraid of the dark is what keeps most of us alive.
-Alone in the Dark
Stanley: I stole a pair of shoes.
Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet?
Zig-Zag: No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
-Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dr. Wick: Is there something about sex which lifts your feelings of despair?
Susanna: Have you ever had sex?
Patient: It's all ending today! Today is the last day!
Dr. John Carter: Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.
Patient: You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to marry a convict".
Comedian: So the economy is so bad the Mafia had to lay off five judges.
(during a car chase)
Jason Bourne: So...
Jason Bourne: ...we got a bump coming up.
(drives the car down a flight of stairs)
-The Bourne Identity
John Nevins: (picks up the phone after being knocked out by Bourne) Hello?
Pamela Landy: This is Pamela Landy, C.I. supervisor. Where do we stand?
John Nevins: I... I think he got away...
Pamela Landy: (annoyed) Have you locked down the area?
John Nevins: Locked it down? No, no... this is... this is Italy - they don't exactly 'lock down'.
-The Bourne Supremacy
Rebecca: (to the flight attendant, after Jackson follows Lisa into the airline bathroom) A man went in there.
Young Flight Attendant: Oh, that's okay, honey. They share the same ones up here.
Rebecca: But a lady's in there, too.
Young Flight Attendant: Oh, this is one of those flights.
(Allison is psychic) Allison Dubois: It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?
Joe Dubois: If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know.
Ariel: Dad, can I get my own e-mail address for my birthday?
Joe: Well, I suppose we can talk about that. (His wife gives him a look) Tomorrow. Or the next day. Or next week. (Looks at his watch) Oh, will you look at that, it's time to go. These are handy. You want a watch for your birthday?
(as Brian works on a radio)
Statue of Liberty Guard: You should get some help with that.
Campbell: Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
-The Day After Tomorrow
Perry Van Shrike: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: (deadpan) Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: (Over the ship's intercom) This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight...turbulence and then...explode.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl cuz... I don't think that's ever getting old.
Meg: (on loud speaker, trying to scare the burglars) Get out of my house!
Sarah: Say fuck!
Meg: (on loud speaker) FUCK!
Sarah: Mom! Say "Get the fuck out of my house"!
Meg: (on loud speaker) Get the FUCK out of my house!
Novalee Nation: I think I might be pregnant. You remember that guy I told you about last month?
Lexie Coop: The good-lookin' mechanic?
Novalee Nation: I don't know what's wrong with me. I didn't even want to be with him.
Lexie Coop: Didn't he use anything?
Novalee Nation: Just me.
-Where the Heart Is
Will: (in commercial voice) How do you stop unwanted homosexuals from invading YOUR office?
-Will and Grace
(Raymond doesn't want to go outside when it rains)
Charlie: Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?
Charlie: Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?
Raymond: Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
Charlie: That's the end of that conversation.
Dr. Audrey Jackson: (watching Benson & Stabler questioning a rape suspect) He feels guilty about something.
Capt. Donald Cragen: Maybe he's Catholic. He'd feel guilty about everything.
-Law and Order: Special Victim's Unit
Fin Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
John Munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
Fin Tutuola: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
John Munch: I know, all those mindless hours of searching.
-Law and Order: Special Victim's Unit
Bobby Drake: You don't seem fine, You seem like you're avoiding me, I mean something's wrong.
Marie: What's wrong is I can't touch my boyfriend without killing him. Other than that I'm wonderful.
Bobby Drake: Hey, I don't think that's fair. Have I ever put any pressure on you?
Marie: You're a guy Bobby. Your mind's only on one thing.
-X-Men: The Last Stand
Georgey Sanderson: Dad, what's a rack?
Peter Sanderson: It's a country.
-Bringing Down the House
Will: (slowly and mockingly) Do you like apples?
Will: Well, I got her number. How you like dem apples?
-Good Will Hunting
Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict.
Maxine Gray: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What's your point?
Brenda Leigh Johnson: If I liked being called a bitch to my face I'd still be married.
Trevor: Were you just being nice?
Eugene: About what?
Trevor: About my idea. Do you think it's good, or were you just being teachery?
Eugene: Do I strike you as someone falsely nice?
Trevor: No. You're not even really all that nice.
-Pay it Forward
(talking about a villain HQ)
Terry McGinnis: It's a toxic waste dump.
Bruce Wayne: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?
Terry McGinnis: Call it a high school?
McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card.
Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.
Jared: Give me my mask and my fins real quick.
Bryce: You – No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear to God. He's big. He looks like Jaws. Get out.
Jared: Yeah, I know, but I lost my watch.
Bryce: You lost…? You need an arm to wear a watch, stupid!
-Into the Blue
Trinity: My name's Trinity.
Neo: The Trinity? Who cracked the IRS database?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: I just thought...you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.
Mariana: I'd offer you a beer, but it seems you blew up my bar.
Estrada: You gotta learn to let people help you sometimes. Help is like sex; you get it where you can take it.
Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
-The Long Kiss Goodnight
Matt: What are you wearing? (Everyone looks around at everyone else in the office) Because it is no longer cool for grown men to dress as if they're in junior high. So from now on, we're going to dress, act, and behave like mature, grown adults.
Helen: (storms in) (to Matt): You are an adolecent, oversexed, WHORE monger!
Matt: And all that will begin in just a few minutes. (gets up and leaves)
Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Casanova: (snorts) She was hardly a novice.
Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
Nurse #2: I'll get a doctor.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, you'd better hurry. You've got about twenty seconds before I go into cardiac arrest.
(machines start to sound)
Dr. Gregory House: Huh, I was wrong.
Sean Archer: Any word from the LAPD intelligence? If there IS such a thing?
Loomis: Not yet, sir.
Sean Archer: Of course not, because we're a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, that when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
(afterreceiving a lavish fountain as a gift from Vitti)
Dr. Ben Sobel: (stares) Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Mathilda: (ten years old) Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Mathilda: You mean you're a hit man?
Léon: (reluctantly) Yeah.
Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.
-Lucky Number Slevin
Darrius Sayle: Physalia Physalis, the Portuguese Man-of-War. It reminds me of myself.
Alex Rider: You mean 99 water, no brain, no guts and no anus?
Darrius Sayle: (Laughing) I think I'm going to like you.
Alex Rider: Stormbreaker
Special Agent Seeley Booth: When the FBI gets stuck we call in squints.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Squints?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you squint at things.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Oh, you mean people with high IQ's and basic reasoning skills?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ya.
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For those of you that are sarcasm-impaired, the following is a big serving of duh, heavy on the sarcasm. I found this in a friend's profile and just thought it was so great.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?