Shke Behet
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Joined 06-06-01, id: 77797, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello, my bio page you have found. Read it you will. Speak like Yoda I do. Okay I'm done.

I co-found the most amazing organization in the universe. It is called RAFT, and we are made of masked heroes. The purpose of RAFT must remain a secret for now. My identity is Zorro, and my co-creator is Phantom. Together we are unstoppable. Other members of RAFT include Spiderman, Superman, The Lone Ranger, Tonto, the Human Torch, and Raphael. We travel far and wide with the help of my elite band of small Mexican jumping hobos who actually look like the pigmys from The Mummy Returns. On the pirate ship I stole from Captain Hook we circle the skies fighting for the cause. Evil-doers and rapists beware. For we are truly invincible.

Anyway back to normal bio stuff, I love Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, celtic mythology, norse mythology, arthurian legend, and basically any type of music. I have also completely disowned America, and am awaiting the day when I can return to my homeworld. Ok, yeah bio:

Name: Shke Behet (it's my jedi name!)
Age: 22
Resides: You know, I'm not entirely sure...

Hair: dark blonde

Eyes: green
Fav Food: uh, tea, and curry!
Fav Movies: Oh boy, ok here goes it: all the Star Wars movies, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, King Arthur (even though it completely isn't accurate), The Mists of Avalon, The Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Carribean, Finding Neverland, the Harry Potter movies, The Zorro movies, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, V for Vendetta, Transformers, and other random movies that I can't remember at the moment.

Fav Musicians: Loreena McKennitt, Sarah Brightman, Enya, Hayley Westenra, Enigma, The Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Korn, and I also like a lot of different classical artists.

Star Sign: Leo!
Oh, and if you can't already tell, I'm a girl.

Yeah, like you really wanted to know all that, but oh well, I told you anyway. Anyway, I'm really bad about updating fics, I know I know, no nagging now, but don't be surprised if it takes me three months to post a new chapter. Right now I am co-writing a fic with vanillaninja2032, it is the first story in a series called The Chronicled Misadventures of the Misuse of Ruby Slippers. It's posted under her name so you should definitely check it out. For those of you reading Damn, why'd it have to be pink, the first fic in that weird series is posted under her name too...but there will be more. The third installment of The Chronicled Misadventures of the Misuse of Ruby Slippers is finally up! And this time our victim is Naruto! Just a note, my hard drive crashed along with all the chapters for Damn, why'd it have to be pink, so it may be a long time before we finish that, so yeah.

I am now co-writing another fic with vanillaninja2032 called Astasia, a transformers fic. Its posted under her name, so check it out!

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Aggressive Expansion by vanillaninja2032 reviews
G1/2007 verse. Two girls are thrust into the transformer war after it is revealed their car is a decepticon. Please review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Wheeljack, Mirage
Pranks by Smenzer reviews
Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,016 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
A Pair of Ruby Slippers by vanillaninja2032 reviews
Three girls find a way to the past. Total Crack.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Erik - Complete
In the Arms of the Blind by gurl of gondor reviews
Jessie finds herself blind and vulnerable in a place she's only read about, accompanied by someone she cannot stand. When the Valar are involved, nothing is certain and all is up for grabs... even life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Legolas
Lady B by Vivien Nimue reviews
A Boromir romance fic with a difference, (written as a diary) A tale of parody, romance, angst, acne, toads and adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Boromir
Return from the Emerald City by vanillaninja2032 reviews
We have returned! Sequel to A Pair of Ruby Slippers. New future adventures with the gang and Erik, Alex killing vampires and Charlie blackmailing Andrew Lloyd Webber......R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Erik
All You Wanted by Dollypops reviews
Aurél is a lady of Arwen’s court in the Last Homely House, she’s not a typical court lady, and is the object of Elladan’s affections, until he believes she doesn’t return them feelings and another maiden makes a bet… [I hate summaries..] ELLADANOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 9/21/2004
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Crystal Dreams by Anarya of Lorien reviews
She was a student from one of the most prestigious magical institutions and he was a March Warden who had lost something dear in life. Fate binds them together. Now the story runs into swifter tidings. Please read and review! Officially completed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,543 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Haldir - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
An Australian Phan in Paris by Little Lathril reviews
Sam finds her way to 19th century Paris through a convenient man hole on her way to school, just in time to wreak havoc on the life of poor Erik! Pure, unadulterated crack. 50-something chapters worth of it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 64,428 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Erik - Complete
Just Crazy by Farfallis reviews
Some people say they have time to kill. But I killed hours that didn't deserve to die.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Lothíriel by JunoMagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Never Lie, The Cookie Does by Winter Oak reviews
It is ObiWan's birthday and some friends gather for a small party. Little did they know that with a little help from Yoda, some innocent little fortune cookies would cause complete chaos throughout the apartment and ruin everything. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Hilt by mr-random-guy reviews
EPIII spoilers: What happened to Mace Windu's Lightsaber as he plummeted to the ground on Coruscant?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
First Impressions by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
When the legendary Glorfindel of Gondolin arrives in Imladris, everyone is overjoyed-everyone, that is, except Erestor. Both will be forced to look past their first impressions if either one is to ever have peace again. (No slash. Rated for violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,998 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Just for Tomorrow by Jo Slater reviews
Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,954 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Estelio Ammen by Whyte Ivy reviews
Trust in Us. The harmony of Lorien is breaking. Reviewed as Intriguing, Original and beautifully written, read the legend of a proud elleth and prejudice March Warden. UPDATE:2006! yes new Chapter Up by the end of June!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Haldir
Estel and Greenleaf by HarryEstel reviews
Estel and Greenleaf: Estel and Legolas meet for the first time in Imladris. All does not go as planned however when a simple horseback riding trip turns out to be anything but simple. Rating may go up to PG13 in later chapters, just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,568 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
For the Cause by Iamawriter1 reviews
Faith is a 17 year old girl fighting for her life in The Great War of 2056. She is living in New Middle-earth. She has lost hope, until she is sent back to old Middle-earth to change things. ON PERMENANT HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Haldir
Lily by Ariana and Clara reviews
WARNING: This fic discontinued after 72 chapters of bliss. Ex-reviewers, read chapter 73 for a brief explanation, and please refrain from tearing us limb from limb. Not pleasant. As for new readers, hey, nothing wrong with a little unfinished business!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 149,299 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 12/15/2000 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Time by Clarenova reviews
Glorfindel: Elf reborn and elf plauged. Ren: Young human, not really old enough. What with Silmarilli reappearing after an Age and one Oath of Feanor reawakened, how will Arda cope? Even the Valar don't know. Huge AU, humour, no romance, has plot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,795 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Glorfindel
Until We Meet Again by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[Chapter 15 - 0 out of 24 Revised] Sequel to ‘Elves Are Not Perfect’. To find true love and lose it in such a short time... Jessica and Legolas have both lost each other. Can fate be so cruel? Love will find a way if it is meant to be...but is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,370 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Legolas
The Fellowship and the Carribean by hobbitgirls reviews
The fellowship, 4 fangirls, and a cruise to the Carribean. Oooo...bad combo! Drunken elves, naughty Rangers....no wonder it's rated PG-13! And it has NOTHING to do with POTC, FYI.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
The Trail of Life by Shadows of Rohan reviews
Twin (not identical) girls drop into ME via a land slide on an endurance ride test. There they meet up with Haldir and a party from Rivendel. What wackiness will ensue? Hopefully not MS. I FINALLY UPDATED! ch 4! plz review! PLZ!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Haldir
Mr Greenleaf, I Presume? by AnnaPhylactic reviews
LotR Crossover: Hermione bumps into Legolas Greenleaf in the woods one day but has no idea what will happen to Hogwarts because of it... Try not to die of shock, I've actually update PART NINE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Hermione G.
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord by ihadanepiphany reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Until the End of Days by misscam reviews
Dead ship in dead water, nothing where Valinor should be – merely a nightmare, or is something terribly, terribly wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
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I Thought We Had This Cleared Up reviews
Sequel to Run That By Me Again. It's been four months and the girls are finally back with their turtles, but with trouble brewing how long will the good times last? Raph/OC, Leo/OC. R/R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,575 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo
Unexpected Transformations reviews
G1: Starscream comes up with the ultimate plan to defeat Megatron: turn him into an insignificant flesh creature! But when he fails to get rid of him and the group of decepticons turned human, they must hide in plain sight until they can turn back! R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Megatron, Soundwave
Run that by Me Again reviews
Michelangelo runs into two girls while escaping Bishop, and ends up taking them to New York. Two of his brothers begin to develop feelings for them, but with Bishop and Hun on the loose, will it last? Raph/OC, Leo/OC. COMPLETED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
When Lifeboats Don't Fly reviews
“So the flowers are helping the Slytherins get in touch with their inner child? “No I thought it would be funny to make them wear them. I told them if they didn’t I would release the tapes I made of them crying and cooing at the puppy pictures.” Crack-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Doom of Konohagakure reviews
Sasuke stared in shock as he realized one of his main fangirls had been picked off by a short foreign girl. He looked towards Charlie, who was trying to pounce on a beetle she could give to Shino, as she hit her head on a rock. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,517 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Lee R., Shino A.