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Name A. S. Chang
Real Rank Leader. Stop asking.
Times Killed At least 4
Armor Not yellow
Blood Type IOW40
Motto "Don't kill the Leader"
Xbox LIVE Gamertage ArbiterRevan117
Playstation Network Revan_Seiei
Zombie Plan Head to the frozen norths of North America.
WARNING NEXT AREA CONTAINS MATURE THEMES
Quotes "You know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole or a pervert or a snob, or they're lazy or arrogant or an idiot or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag."
" Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside... I- I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you."
"Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime."
"I just wanted you to know: I always hated you. I always hated you the most."
"Enemy: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I already know!!""
"I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!"
"Oh no! I'm the team-killing fucktard!?"
"Friend1: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
"No matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching."
"I can't believe I actually died for this war."
"You know, I feel like I'm gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kind of interesting. Go for it."
"Goddamn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes."
"Other Enemy: They will all taste OBLIVION! Which tastes JUST like Red Bull... which is disgusting!"
"Me: There's no "I" in team. Friend: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamned team! The team sucks!"
"Enemy C.O. to his troops: If we survive this, I'm gonna kill the both of you... slowly..."
"Me: ... Dibs.
"voicemail: you have reached the voicemail system
voicemail: When you are finished recording just hang up or push pound for more options
"Former C.O.: Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your Commanding Officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a big bear hug and make you call me 'Daddy'.
"Okay. We all agree that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way, that defies our normal circumstances. Is everyone happy with that?"
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."
"I'm just worried, man. Who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know, could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning, he's throwing up, running a huge fever, next thing you know, he's bleeding out of his eyes cause his internal organs are liquidizing. And I'm gonna have to be the one that holds his hand as he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun."
"Enemy C.O.: Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke on them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean lets face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling."
"If we survive the next five minutes, I'll be fuckin' amazed."
"If your life had a face, I would kick it in the balls."
"I AM A MAN!!! *Punch*"
"I do the right thing, because it's the right thing to do."
"Hey, it's better to be a smartass then a dumbass."
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But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'