Eric and Derek
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Joined 03-19-05, id: 778233
Author has written 21 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Robert Langdon series, Harry Potter, Bleach, and To Kill a Mockingbird.

Eric: Hi, this is a co-authored account owned by Eric and THE TOTALLY AMAZING AND 100 percent LOVABLE Derek! We call ourselves the FFF's which stands for FINAL FANTASY FREAKS. ( great huh?) You can probably guess what we'll be writing about... We LOVE albinos and werewolves, we think they rock! Albinos, because, well, look at Silas (Da Vinci Code) and Dante (Devil May Cry)! They rock! And we like werewolves cuz, well, we just do! Therefore, we have founded the Albino Werewolf League (The AWL)! Muahahahaha! (Derek: this is just embarrassing)

Location: UK... yeah...more daft Brits...and proud to be too!

Derek- the lovable one (What's that supposed to mean?) Tch, like this Derek gives a muffin...

Nickname: Derek or Sirius (spend too much time around me and you'll see why...) "Sir Derek, Sailor Boy of Jenson's Wood!"

Real name: Jesse. I use the name Derek though.

If I had a category it would be: oh great, now you're gonna make me think...just...a Derek. I do what I want, when I want, okay?

Favourite colour: Black and Silver...STRIPES!

Favourite game: FF10...um...Trauma centre? I can cut people up!

Favourite character(s): Lulu and Auron! Sephiroth rocks! and Derek Stiles. HE HAS MY NAME! Kiyoshi and Kamisuki! whee!

Interests/ Hobbies: I love playing all games, but final fantasy is the best! I love to write stories and my friends say I'm good at drawing. (Manga is a good place to start) not to be big headed of course... (Eric: We probably say that's he's good at drawing because HE IS!) (Derek blushes) Like watching anime, oooo Gravitation Rocks! Shuichi is so darn cute! (Quote- Shuichi: every once in a while, a boy needs a little lovin') Well said my friend, well, darn said. Hiroshi is my bitch.

Other Info: I'm in my teens (that's all I'll say), male, blonde hair, have blue eyes. (Eric: Is sexy) Um...thanks Eric. I blush a lot. (blush)

I love DRAGONS and have an annoying habit of the desire to destroy, especially Eric's possessions. I love Valefor. Vampires and Werewolves from Van Helsing also kick ass: Muhahahahaha! I also think that a Pecan shouldn't be a type of nut. It's a type of bird! A peacock and a toucan! I tell you! I (heart) my manga guy.

Eric- the smart one (Derek: understatement of the freaking century!)

Just because I didn't think that a peacan was a type of bird

Nickname : Remus

Real name: Eric

If I had a category, it would be: A nerd, and proud! n_n I like emos, too, though. Why must everyone hate them?

Favourite colour: Green and blue and black.

Favourite game: FF7

Favourite character(s): Sephiroth, Kadaj, (NOT Loz, I don't like him.) Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena, (all the Turks),Aeris, Vincent (FF7), Squall, Laguna, Rinoa (FF8), Yuna, Lulu, Auron (FF10). (Derek: AND MEEEE!)

I hate Scarlet! It's odd, at the start of the game I absolutely hated ShinRa and everyone in it, then I thought: Well, the Turks are cool! Now the only ones I hate are Scarlet and Hojo.

Favourite Anime: Ouran High Host Club (which is hilarious; the twins rock!), Bleach and Gravitation. I like most things shounen-ai! n_n (Derek: Gee, Eric, that doesn't imply that you are gay, AT ALL.)

Interests/ hobbies: (LUKE) I like reading.(Derek: um..Eric, your nerdiness is showing again...)I think it's fun. I like gaming, RPG's ( Derek- Whaduzthat stand for?) are best, and Final Fantasy is the best RPG. I play the clarinet, saxophone and piano. I also like drawing even if I'm not as good as Derek; it wouldn't matter but I sit by him in art and my work looks terrible compared to his! Lol!(Derek blushes), Jackie Chan, Matrix, LOTR, any PS2 game (except singstar, Barbie's dreamworld or whatever ya wanna call it, sorry any fans of them... hey, they should make aShakespearegame!(Derek: yay...itwould be aa best-seller...), and lots more I can't think of right now. Um, Derek. He's a good interest! (Derek: uh...ha ha? so what if I'm cute? Hold me, wheee!)

I have many favourite authors. I like Herman Hesse, Anne McCaffrey, Terry Pratchett, Shakespeare (Stop laughing, Derek! I happen to think it's cool! (Derek: toooo funny)), J.K.Rowling (naturally), Phillip Pullman, Stephen King, Dan Brown, and many more. (and Derek is my favourite-ist favourite author that could ever walk the planet! Naturally! )... You could've at least made that realistically me by NOT using 'favourite-ist', Derek! Lol! (Derek: I emit originality, well, whaduya know? I'm adorable! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!)

Other info: I am 15, male, have blonde hair and blue eyes. Oh yeah, I like dragons and fire. Bahamut is great!

I love the Turks from FF7- They're so cool!

WE (HEART) REVIEWS!

Accounts on Fictionpress too! Search "Eric Lupin" or "Derek57" (hehee advertising...)

Eric and Derek xXx (Hey Eric, did YOU put those kisses? No. Own up. Okay okay. I did, but so what? That looks gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay! I Suppose...)

(Derek salutes) Ship Ahoy! Sailor Boy!

(Eric rolls eyes)

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Same Plot, Different Shinigami by Veleda reviews
Using blueprints he finds in Urahara's garbage, Aizen builds an interuniversal transporter and espresso machine. Now Muraki and Aizen have joined forces, and it will take shinigami from both worlds to stop them.
Crossover - Yami no Matsuei & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - K. Muraki, S. Aizen
Never assume your ex is over you by rikkurox reviews
Thi is my first fan fiction and i don't know what I'm doing but here goes. Mia's 18 and has finished school, she has a half sister called Megan as well as Rocky. This is after the sixth book if you're wondering who some of the characters are!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Canine Affinity by Cybele Adam reviews
Feeling abandoned by James, who spends nearly all his time with Lily, Sirius becomes closer to Remus. Longer summary inside. [Slash. All in Remus's point of view.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,611 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Trapdoor by Andrea Weiling reviews
AU, shounen ai, CloudxKadaj. Cloud Strife works as head of his department in ShinRa Company to support his three adopted brothers: Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. The mafia Turks, however, have a whole different lifestyle planned for him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Destiny of a Not So Final Fantasy by Shadray reviews
What happens when a practically insane kid from Earth is brought to Spira and joins Yuna's pilgrimage? I'll tell you what: angry stampedes, love, cat fights, creepy people crawling out of TVs, and most of all, destiny. Oh, AND an actual plotline! n.n
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,839 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005
Love Bites by Hagaren Eeyore reviews
KiraGin with onesided AizenGin, shounenai. It is thought that the Lieutenant always does the paperwork. This is not entirely true... a sort of free writing. Rated for language, blood and slight sexual themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira
Oh Captain, My Captain by Cheri-sama reviews
You didn't expect a Kuchiki to lose with grace did you? [ByakuyaxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Rainy afternoon by Kackie reviews
Those who say that sunshine is pure happiness have never danced in the rain. [shounenai]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Good Love Stories never had Happy Endings by Aizawa Sakura reviews
Hiro goes to visit royal bastard Yuki. He sure did not see this coming. Slashshounen ai. YukiHiro. Not in a good way though.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Hiroshi N., Eiri Y. - Complete
A Bit Cold by Kurai-chan reviews
Kira tries to live a new life with his former captain. Shounenai, drabble, GinKira
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/19/2006 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Turk TV by Cueball reviews
Being a Turk can be hard sometimes... Especially with a camera man watching your every move... FFVII Told from the Turks POV's... And Bobs...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Rude, Reno
Much Too Much by DarkBeerAngel reviews
Reno and Elena had been annoying Rufus. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Reno, Elena
A tribute to Silas by Daggers hurt reviews
What more can be said, a poem for Silas, may he rest in peace.PLease read and review...for Silas
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
Turk Stupidity by Cueball reviews
Join the Turks, Reno and Rude, as they take on Demonic fish, and make fun of every decent film, you've ever seen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Rude, Reno
Rude's Bad Hair Day by Cueball reviews
Rude has a bad hair day... Stupidity ahead... Rated for possible Language...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005
Tesseract by Verdot reviews
AU. Musings on the potential one sees in the ghost that they once were... features a slight FF8 crossover. You'll find out the characters at the end, not posting them in the summary.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
Genesis As Written By Dan Brown by Axiomatic reviews
What would Genesis, the first chapter of the Bible, look like if it were written by Renowned Writer Dan Brown?
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
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To Mock a Killingbird reviews
Join Germ and Scruff as they take on Moo Radley to find out why their hometown of Haycomb, Alalalablama isn't quite as it seems. Parody by Derek.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2006
Title Pending reviews
Renji 'transfers' to Ichigo's school. What could possibly go wrong? RenjiIchi in later chapters. Be warned. Rated T to be on the safe side. Title suggestions appreciated. Eric xXx
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Behind the Scenes reviews
SLASH: Sirius gets the lead part in the school play of Romeo and Juliet, but realises that he knows nothing about how to play Romeo. As Remus helps him with his lines and persona, a new romance develops behind the scenes. Now with strange Peter side story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Silas's Hilarious Antics reviews
Well, this is rather mad, funny and freaky. It's coauthored, and very out of character. It is funny! please R and R! enjoy !Derek and Eric xxx The Title, is rather self explanatory so theres no need for a massive summary! heheh!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
The Dating Agency reviews
Realising that he's one of the few guys his age who's never had a girlfriend, Kadaj sets out on a quest, but is everything as it seems behind the cold front of the dating agency? Rated T to be on the safe side. Slash in later chapters. Now COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Kadaj
Tidus and his Banjo reviews
Totally mad! This story is full to the brim of surprises, and randomness. Bascically, the story is about an evil Gecko and Tidus's banjo. a few weasels, ninjas and psychotic madness. YOUR DAILY ALLOWENCE TO RANDOM WEIRDNESS BEGINS HERE! please r and r!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Tidus, Wakka - Complete
Will You Marry Me, Ya? reviews
Our first fic in quite a while yes, coauthored! Well, we're taking it in turns to write chapters. Wakka asks Lulu to marry him, but how can he persuade her to say yes? Much randomness, sugar induced plots, and Wakka bashing in the nicest possible way, of
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Wakka, Lulu
It's Hard to Fly When You Only Have One Wing reviews
A one shot about Sephiroth. I wasn't sure what category to put it in, so if ya have an idea for genre, please let me know! Rated 'k ', more to be on the safe side than anything. Please review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Happy Fluid reviews
Everyone makes mistakes...don't they? But Tidus makes the biggest mistakes known to man. He takes Heroin, eats gunpowder and even goes high on an exploding oven! If you want to get as loopy as Tidus or sipmly want a laugh you've found the right place. 3 C
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Tidus on the Bus reviews
Basically, Wheels on the Bus but with FF10 characters and quotes from them. Also we've added in another annoying chapter, this one however retells the beginning of the story in Limerricks! Wierd, but good to annoy friends with as we have discovered. NEW C
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Executive Decision reviews
Just a quick fic abou the ShinRa executives, please read and review! I'm not sure whether there will be new chapters, so please say if ya thikn there should shouldn't be. Thanks! CYRAXIS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Tseng, Scarlet
Seymour and Gaymour reviews
Seymours twin brother Gaymour desperatly tries to meet up with him. silly, but chapter 2 is on the way! by the way, Gaymour is way too queer! please read, you will laugh!NEW CHAPTER!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
Wakka: Son of the Devil! reviews
Wakka discovers he's the antichrist and has to spread chaos and destruction. Rated "T" cuz I thought that the antichrist and armageddon might be adult themes. Chapter 4 is up! It's called snow bunnies and if you want to know anymore, you're gonna have to
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
Destiny? reviews
A very short poem from Cloud to Aeris. I don't think it has any adult material or anything so I just rated it 9 to be on the safe side.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Lilies of Blood reviews
Tidus and the gang are sepparated after an explosion. Tidus finds his team mates, but the don't remember him. He discovers the horrible about about Yuna. There's no pulse...new chapters!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005
Tidus and the Radioactive Mutant Lobsters reviews
On holiday and lulu plays a trick on Tidus. the Radioactive Mutant Lobsters strike Tidus and make him more dipstickish than normal. Fun to read. give it go!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Slice 'n' Dice reviews
Tidus and Lulu have met in the farplane to see how each others lives are coming along. Unfortunatly Tidus upsets Lulu by obliterating her child.(modifyed)WE'E PUT A NEW CHAPTER ON! PLEASE READ!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
The Jackie Chan Show reviews
Jackie Chan has his own show and his guests are people from FF7. What isn't there to love?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005
Hurts, Doesn't it? reviews
This short story is set after Aeris dies and describes the way Cloud feels. it's upsetting, please read it, but don't cry!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
The Disturbing Truth about Tidus reviews
Title is more or less self explanatory, Tidus, after many years of being a mature male yeah whatever! well, let's just say he finds his inner child and acts more like an idiot than normal. Childish. please READ!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
30 Million Years BC reviews
Auron gets transported to 30 million B.C. and finds his friends ancestors annoy him even more than his friends.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
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