Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon
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Joined 03-19-05, id: 778477
Author has written 23 stories for Les Miserables, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Book X-overs, Star Wars, Margaret Peterson Haddix, and Misc. Books.

I'm Bored and decided to RE WRITE MY PROFILE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! anyway, UI'm weird, and dats like all ye need to know dude, or dudette!

I just wanna say HIYEA! to all me homies out there! Syen, me bonny &oldest friend (miss yea dudette), Lahz, me bonny weirdest friend (luv yea gal) Maidenhair my phyco sister, Mizamour Hi yea! and all the other unfortunate critters that so happened to have crossed me path!

I've decide to go a gangsta, yea, da boss says and da boss goes, it's a curtains for yea Lefty Curtians!

(just so yea know all the things published before 'The Silken Mask" will NEVER be updated, so DON"T ask me to!

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The Never Ending Fairy Tale by Clargirl5 reviews
I started to regain consciousness after my trip through what could only be described as an inter-dimensional wormhole... “What the?” I began, only to notice a long braid of golden hair trailing from my head onto the floor, “Not again!”
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2005
Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge by Nota Lone reviews
A collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Enchanted by Mizamour reviews
[Ella Enchanted] A series of drabbles from minor characters' povs. They too now have freedom to tell their tales.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006
Because of You by M'rika reviews
Hermione reflecting on what Draco did to her. Kind of Au. Please RR. Would mean alot. Probably Oneshot. Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You don't know by M'rika reviews
You don't know what you have till it's gone. But how far do you go to get it back? Possibly RWHG Possibly HPHG Possibly HPGW Read it and find out. PLEASE RR. P.S in 2nd chapter the Authors note contains HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Happy, Pukey Drivel! by La Javert reviews
Eoh it's a positively DELICIOUS day in Paris! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Javert and Marius are off to find ice cream. With what merry adventures shall this Dynamic Duo be met? c. 1998, when I'd really, REALLY had it with fan fiction
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Javert, Marius
Enjolras' New Profession by truemizzie reviews
When I forced Enjolras to get a job, I had no idea that my school would even CONSIDER a nineteenth century barricade boy for a teaching position....OOCness and some bashing, but not TOO much!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005
Dark Child by L-X-R reviews
G.CPE's story. I made up a third child character. It takes place after 'Among the Enemy' so if you haven't read that yet, be warned: SPOILERS!
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
I still remember by M'rika reviews
Ginny DYING reflecting on Harry Potter. Quite short. Hope you like it. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The ad for the CabbageRose by L-X-R reviews
Dedicated to a picture of a rose that I drew but it turned out to look like a cabbage. I was bored. Please enjoy. only one chappy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Loathing by Phosphorescent reviews
What happened in between "The Wizard and I" and "What Is This Feeling?"? A missing moment in which new roommates Elphaba and Galinda have a confrontation in their dormitory. -Musicalverse-
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Observations of A Dead Man of Wax by Nota Lone reviews
A short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
sweet William by M'rika reviews
Venus gets annoyed with a mortal so challenges him to a duel. Oneshot. Similar to the story of how spiders came to be. Roman names used.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
I Always Remind People Of by Mizamour reviews
Drabble, Mimi's perspective. Is she ever seen for herself, or only a representation of others' fantasies?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? by Nota Lone reviews
Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
Warum Sie Schreien by Lahz reviews
Short drabble about the Sand children. Come on, people, this is really short, just read it! Oh, and review, hopefully!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005
Past The Point Of Tax Return by Nota Lone reviews
What ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
Van Helsing and the Ngaurhoth by L-X-R reviews
What if Van Helsing had to go and help Samwise Gamgee's sons and daughters defeat the Ngaurhoth. If you don't know what a Ngaurhoth is, READ THE STORY. And review of course. This is G.CPE's story, not LXR's.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
My Little Brother by PadmeSkywalker540 reviews
Gabriel's thoughts on his brother's death.
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Metamorphosis by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
Hairy Situation by xAdenX reviews
Legolas has a secret. A secret that no one knows about...well, until now. No Leggy bashing. Oneshot humor attempt. R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
You Get Accustomed to the Smell by Mizamour reviews
[Les Mis] A short musicalinspired fic from Thenardier's perspective... dark and pretty AU.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
Comments on Fish Real Estate by Mizamour reviews
What the title says... just something I felt like writing.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Happily Ever After? by The Lark reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
Crushing Hands by Mizamour reviews
Gollum’s pov. His escape from Baraddur. Rated for disturbing imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Gollum, Smeagol
Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig by Nota Lone reviews
It is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. ((BOOM))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
Les Mis Condensed by Tziporah reviews
This is actually my condensed version of the musical, but oh well. Act II is up! Yippee! Supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure if it really is.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Marius Caesar by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
This is a Les MisJulius Caesar crossover, so beware. It is odd. When you review, no flames. Enjoy! I'm posting this again and I hope you won't yell at me. COMPLETE
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
Cave of Gollum by Mizamour reviews
Poem about GollumSmeagol, conflict he experiences with the Ring, his descent into madness...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Gollum, Smeagol
Can It Be? by possumgurl reviews
Can it be? Can it be Christine? A humorous little ficlet set during Think of Me...Contains much Raoulbashing...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Phantom of the Oops by Inuyasha-chibi reviews
Um.. First Phan story.. Read!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2005
The Story of the GoStay by L-X-R reviews
A funny twist of Arwen's story. Instead of marrying Aragorn, he teaches her to do the Go-Stay under Elrond's instruction. Chaos soon occurs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Arwen U.
When a Hero Dies by ArmoredSoul reviews
A heartfelt poem about a broken heart. Spawned by a horrific nightmare full of blood gore and webbing. Was actually published, by me of course. Doodle, Inc. 2005 Issue 17 Please review!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Do You Hear the Planets Sing? by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Be afraid, be very, very, afraid. It is my Les Mis 2001: A Space Odyssey song! You are scared? Well, read it anyway! to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2004
The War Paper Song by Matrix-Twin1 reviews
Another song fic... I took 'the work song' and made it the story of my life, of late, by changing as few words as possible...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004
The SuperCondensed Version of Les Miserables by Snivellus44 reviews
Haven't you just ALWAYS wanted to read Les Mis condensed into five sentences? Well, here's your chance!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Who Am I? by AMarguerite reviews
A Les Mis Phantom of the Opera crossover that is pure insanity. Cosette is mistaken for Christine, Christine is mistaken for Cosette, and the first bassoon screams about the apocalypse.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
L A Miz by The Lark reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Chauvelin In Therapy by Zath Chauvert reviews
It's silly and stupid, and the story itself is only 100 words long, so you might as well take 30 seconds and read it.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
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Less Miserable reviews
This is the Less Miserable version of Les Miserables! Valjean has meet the perfect bishop, and is sure to have a perfect time! RR
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005
The Silken Mask reviews
The Book begins, MM Debienne and MM Poligny are retiring, Christine wakes bewildered in the arms of a clueless Mama Velarius, what happened that night? Chapter Two is up!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Christine
Elaine reviews
This is the tragic story of Elaine, told by mio, half the beautiful poem of The Lady of Shallot. Please Review!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
The Dark Side reviews
UPDATED! Anakin, and Dustfinger have floated to a small planet in the vicinty of Beetle Juice, where a little has read a strange note.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
How to do it reviews
Have u ever wanted to kill Raoul? Erik does, infact he is...So why is it taking him more than 1 chapter? Chapter 3 is up! Can Nadir help?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Pirates! reviews
Erik is bored, again, and now in a lair...lab. Syen makes a dramatic entrence, and Lahz is a hero. Chapter 8 is up! RR
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Third Child reviews
I'm writting a series of poems of all the characters in 'The Shadow Children'. Newest poem: Jen.Please RR
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
The Exnay reviews
These are the thoughts of a third child. Please Reiview!
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Red and Cluck reviews
The little red hen, Knowing her wrong, has returned to the barnyard. YAY! This is the last chapter, so please review! New song: Forget about the Grain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Never reviews
Valjean is dead, and Cosette can't accept that.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Cosette, Valjean
The Revenge of the Fop reviews
Raoul's revenge on a man who buys HIS pair of slippers HE wanted. They were HIS! Now COMPLETE! Please review! I LOVE reviews! New! The Raoul Song!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
The End reviews
well, this is how I thought The musical ended. I could of swore this is how it ended. And that's the funny part.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5/2/2005
The Book Worm reviews
When John woke up he wasn't in his room, he was in the book he had recently read! Please Review!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Sorrow reviews
These are Marius's thoughts the night on the barricade. [reviews! and tears!]
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/21/2005
Slowly Slowly reviews
Eponine's death, Um-yeah. A poem on Eponine's death.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2005
Frodo Baggins reviews
In the movie, when Faramir captures Frodo and Sam Frodo says, "Frodo Baggins is may name." and I've always thought this... [a rap]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005
Elideer and Halideer reviews
This is only like 38 words long, and so PLEASE read, And review, I keep all the reviews I get in a little box, where I gloat over them like a miser. Guess that's why one of my nicknames id Scrooge!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
Limericks about Eomier reviews
These are merely some limericks about Eomer, Thanks for the reviews that told me how to spell it! Not a fan, so sorry if any of the names or places arn't spelt right!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/3/2005
Bridget and Eyowen reviews
This is the story of my freind Bridget, and an inane fight over Farmir with Eyowen. {Pardon if some of the names are spelled wrong.}
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Lord of the lord of the rings reviews
Sauron never made up that master plan, he just got the credit, the wimp. He was a nobody, A side kick! Someone else HIRED him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/29/2005
The Walrus and the Ring reviews
This is how Sauron and the ring get rid of idiots, [evil laughter]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Gavroche reviews
Just a poem I wrote last night about the death of Gavvi.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2005
Sessions with ME! reviews
I, The me, am giving Enjolras an insanity test! HAHA! No flames!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005
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