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Joined 03-19-05, id: 778507, Profile Updated: 08-23-09

Hello everybody, I welcome you to my corner of fanfiction.net. I'm a recent college grad who majored in psychology. (Yeah, I managed to graduate in the middle of a recession.) My story, Harry Potter and the Darkness Within, is a year six story. I started it before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince came out so it won't contain anything from it.

Anyways, the fan fiction stories I read are Harry Potter, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, and Naruto, and Bleach stories (though I prefer crossovers of Naruto and Bleach). My favorite stories are written by rangermike who writes Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic fics (anyone who likes those games must check out his stories). Though I have had the pleasure of reading some absolutely wonderful Harry Potter and Naruto stories, the Star Wars Universe (principally the Knights of the Old Republic) will always win over Harry Potter. (Naruto is so far behind Star Wars it isn't funny.)

My favorite authors are Tom Clancy, J. K. Rowling, and Anne Rice, C.S. Lewis, Dante, Shakespeare, and others I can think of at the moment.

Oh, I am going to use "American" English for my Harry Potter stories save for a few words. Even though the different spelling of words annoys me, I have enough respect for British English and do not want to deface it by blundering about trying to use British colloquialisms incorrectly. Also, I don't want to look like an idiot using them incorrectly.

Here's a grammar lesson that deals with an error that makes my skin crawl every time I see it: homonyms. Homonyms are words that are pronounced almost alike but have different spellings and meanings. They're slippery bastards because spell checkers will not pick up on them. I think the one that I see most often and makes me cringe the most is the misuse of "there", "their", and "they're". "There" is an adverb used to indicate a place, either one that has already been mentioned or is understood, or one indicated by pointing or looking. "They're" is a contraction of they are. "Their" indicates that a group possesses something. My fellow authors, for the sake of your readers, know the difference.

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7539 - Favs: 8,163 - Follows: 7,376 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14099 - Favs: 17,533 - Follows: 15,025 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 10,423 - Follows: 11,934 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 6,386 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Time of Destiny by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to The Refiner's Fire. Harry's seventh year, complete with exciting developments, lots of training, schooling, snogging, danger, adventure, lots of hospital stays, etc. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT NonHBP compliant. Canon compliant through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 602,479 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry Potter And The Return Home by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Harry returns home after leaving and brings his daughter with him. A threat remains and might return again. Post OOTP, no HBP. Rated R: Action, Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,765 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Children by rangermike reviews
The children of Revan and Bastila, and the Exile and Brianna and their fight to confront the darkness once and for all on the Outer Rim.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,629 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Torn Away: Scenes From A Memory by tradiferis reviews
The war is lost, Voldemort is about to kill Dumbledore and Harry when Dumbledore in a last desperate attempt sends Harry back in time with the order to change one small thing. But Harry is obliviated before the timeturner activates...[HarryTonks][complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,529 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete