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Joined 03-20-05, id: 778915, Profile Updated: 10-26-08
Author has written 5 stories for Beyblade, Final Fantasy VII, and Ouran High School Host Club.

You know, I like to think I can write. I like to think I can sing, make songs, draw decently. I also like to think I can play the piano, that I'm loved, that I can dance (vaguely). And I guess all these things are true. What's also true is that I have a heck of a temper that's taken years to tame, that however much I try, I won't grow any taller, and that my moods and mind are, and always will be, highly mercurial; a result of which is huge amounts of energy and chutzpah, dissatisfaction with anything mediocre, but the lowest of the low depressive states when I happen to have artist's block, musician's block and writer's block all in one fell swoop. (Happened once. Urgh. I was ill at the time too).

Ah me. I've never felt so damn alive in all my 17 years!

Location: England. I thought there weren't any cosplayers about. I'm basically the only one in my group of friends who likes anime and games. Then again I'm oriental, so it's considered part of the package. (so not! I was born here!) And then Lo! I go to the London MCM Expo with my brother who finds some beeeaast afro wig that made me disown him there and then, and I see The Light. Practically everybody but me was cosplaying. Gawd. At least I had on my Haruhi t-shirt.

Loves: My friends. My piano, music, particularly Rachmaninov. I've finished the impressionist Debussy stage. My family, who I dominate because I'm the only girl, middle child, short and angry, and therefore have the power. Drawing, writing, dancing, watching sad sad films, walking through tree-lined avenues when it's autumn because of that glorious crispness in the air and the colour of the leaves. Life in general. Ahh cookie dough ice cream, spearmint polos, Impulse body scent, dressing up, though I've never cosplayed in my life. Am I missing out?

Hates: Superficial people who talk in that stupid whiny voice and wear short skirts! Clingy people. Er... I don't hate much. In the end, what have you got to gain in hating someone? Plus I lurve food. I also love how dad used to be a chef. Mmmm good food. Then again I do hate the fact that at school, you're not even looked at for sports teams unless you can run like the wind and get away with wearing teeeeny tiny skirts. I'll stick to teaching dance. And pwning all on my dance mat.

Height: Just not very tall: about 5"ish. I will bite your ankles. Arr.

Dream: to make a vegetable orchestra. No jokes.

Characters: I can't deal with yaoi I'm afraid, but I love pairings such as CloTi and Yuffentine. I spose I'm just an old-fashioned romantic at heart, though in those hilarious days when I wanted to buy goth boots and dye my hair blue, I wouldn't have admitted it to the dead. (I never did dye my hair blue, or buy the boots. I did borrow a pair for dress-up once though. To my consternation a friend said they suited me.)

OC's: Chris Mikasuke. Full name Christiana Alanna Mikasuke. She was the first OC I ever made, and I've never used any other, because in my mind she was made specifically for Kai. Hahaaa, isn't that cute folks. Yeah I was 13 when she first popped into my head. Typical tsundere!

Liliana Ketchnikov, made solely for Smile for Me, my most popular (and not even that) BB fic. She sort of just strolled into my head, which was nice as I didn't have to try and make a person to fit the role as Bryan's little sister. And she works :)

Fics: Gosh the old ones are horrendous. I only did BB back in the day. One discontinued FF. Thing is, I don't have time to write that much any more about anime, because I'm generally out saving the world. Me and my piano, that is. So I sit back and read whatever you people come up with, and more than one time I've been very, very impressed.


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Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Magical Mistletoe by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
The story begins when Yuffie manages to obtain a special mistletoe, which unleashes an unimaginable terror to the residents of Seventh Heaven. FluffyHumorRomance ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Doesn't Smell Like Roses by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
The fangirls have it all wrong. But that doesn't mean that Yuffie can't check to see if they've got it right or not. Vincent? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Yuffentine, oneshot, whole bunch of rambling nonsense that all fits into one fiction.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
The List, or Six Impossible Things by ItsTeotwawki reviews
[Post AC]To relieve boredom, Yuffie comes up with a list of things she's detetermined to change about her fellow AVALANCHE members...Implied CloTi and Yuffietine.DRUMMROLL PLEASE! CHAPTER TEN IS HERE AT LONG LAST! IT'S REALLY HERE! YAY! Don't kill me...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Yuffie K., Tifa L.
The Man Behind the Cloak by Northsky reviews
They say men are like puzzles. Solve them and they're all yours. But some men are much harder to figure out than others. One of the harder puzzles is Vincent Valentine, but Yuffie's determined to solve this puzzle and see the man behind the cloak.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Mysteriol reviews
Blitzkrieg Boys. High school. Fangirls. Homework. And no beyblading. ZOMG.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
On Sins and Doom Trees by Buckle reviews
Because Vincent always stands during guard duty. Because Vincent doesn't know what his sins really are. [Implied Yuffentine. oneshot.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
A Fye D Flowrite Romance by Ami and Reichi reviews
Ummm... My first Fanfic! The Tsubasa group land in a new world, but can't find the feather! What will happen? FyexOC
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Paint It Black by Loser Anthem reviews
Syaoran and Sakura were best friends as kids but High school tore them apart. Now they’re separated by popularity. She’s a prep, he’s a punk. Fate means to reunite them. Includes prank wars, parties, snowball fights and chocolate hearts
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Rise White Angel by lIlSAKlI reviews
His one purpose was to protect the moon as its guardian. Somehow, things took a different route, and for centuries, he was a statue. After being freed by Sakura, he began his search for true happiness. YS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,854 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Yue, Sakura K. - Complete
Innuendo by Obsidian Obscurity reviews
errrrr........ Kenny, Max an Ray overhear Tyson and Kai, and get the wrong idea....................
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2003
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Smile for Me reviews
Bryan has a sister, a sister who shares his bleak, sad past. She cannot talk, but when help comes in the form of a redhead, how can she say anything when she can't even smile? TalaxOC, sideline KaixOC, eventually BryanxOC.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,638 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Tala
What Money Couldn't Buy reviews
And so the voices of the Host Club are heard once more, twenty years after graduation... or at least, not just their voices, but their childrens' too. Small collection of one-shots.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Heist! reviews
Post-AC. It all started with a simple game of Cheat, but fast became the most notorious undercover operation of all time. Ladies and gents, welcome to Heist! CloTi, possibly Yuffentine, open Reno pairing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008
Illusions reviews
Eight-year-old Kai gave his companion an awkward hug. "I promise."... to Chris, his childhood friend, those words meant a lot. After nine years in Russia, they mean absolutely nothing to Kai...until their paths cross once more, and things aren't as they
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Complications of the Human Heart reviews
Shokudo High is an average boarding school, until Chris turns the place upside down on her journey to revenge. R&R please! (my first fic)
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005