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Joined 03-20-05, id: 779122
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Okay, so here you are, for some completely uncomprehensible reason, reading my bio. Why you are reading my bio, as I have stated, is not something that is within my comprehension. Perhaps you've run out of fics to read, and started to think to yourself "Oh, there don't seem to be too many fics to read! I think I'll go and read a few bios.". Or maybe you're just insane. If the latter is true, be proud of it! Insanity is good. So for whatever reasons, be they good, bad, or neutral, you are here now- or maybe you're not, maybe my incessant ranting scared you off. Well, if you're still here, then I congratulate you. Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes, my bio. Well, I'm a girl who writes fanfic and loves Lord of the Rings. What? You want more of a bio than that(well, maybe you don't but play along here.)? That was a substantial bio, my friend! Some people don't even have bios at all! Really now. Well, if you demand more information, there's some below this thingy. It's boring, so I don't recommend it.

Likes: Yes, I like things.

Dislikes: But, I dislike even more things.

Disclaimer: Just kidding.

PS- Changed the pen name. I used to be Saerwen.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14969 - Favs: 21,659 - Follows: 21,311 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
To See A World by Nightwing6 reviews
Pre-LOTR. Injured and alone, Legolas and Aragorn are forced to take refuge in a wintry foreign land. But when darkness encroaches from within and without, they learn refuge can become a deadly trap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 257,259 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,146 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Rewriting Time by Aelaer reviews
COMPLETE! Something is terribly wrong; the events at the end of the Third Age are different than how they were meant to be. Old friends come together and try to correct the problem before history becomes rewritten permanently. Sequel to The Writer's Mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,095 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Out of Time by SiriusFan13 reviews
COMPLETE! During a trip to Kyoto with his friends, Himura Kenshin winds up in deep water... thirteen years in the past. How will Kenshin deal with the Revolution again? And how will his friends deal with Battousai, who has traded places with him? R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,937 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Kenshin, Battousai - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Now That It's Over by Naladot reviews
For one moment, the fate of China rested in the hands of Li Shang. He chose wrong. Short Oneshot.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shell by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: Jacob couldn’t have been more right. He knew this would happen. There really was nothing left of Bella anymore…at least, not of the girl he once knew and loved. Something else had taken control of her body: cold, cruel and horrible as it was…Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Snippets of Insanity by ShImHiding reviews
Limericks about anyone and everyone from the RK universe.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Juppongatana Fairytales by Sora Miyara reviews
Fairytales about Shishio and his Juppongatana! Disturbing and shocking X3 Rated T for language
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Shishio, Soujiro
All Save One by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Based upon the movie, Return of the King. In Minas Tirith, Frodo's awakening led to the reunion of the Fellowship. . .all save one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
My December by Suppi-chan reviews
The darkest time of the year. Daisuke and Satoshi have to make things end, or be ended themselves. SatDai. COMPLETE.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Fear of Realtors by iamfaraway reviews
The Niwa family now understands why a certain character in a certain series of unfortunate events fears… realtors. Oneshot.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Daisuke N. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Barney was a thief of sorts by Shania Nowhere reviews
With no memory of his past, a purplehaired young man finds himself injured and alone in a dark, unforgiving city with only a little girl's help to rely on and a name in his mind that may lead to his salvation or destruction.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Dark M.
Masquerade by Celebdil-Galad and Tinlaure reviews
Captured as prisoners of war by the Haradrim, Legolas and Aragorn are tortured ruthlessly at the hands of their host. If things go as planned there will be no dawn for either Elf or ranger, but first one must break.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,809 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sex Ed by neurofeces reviews
Tsukasa has a problem with his anatomy class...uh oh.Note: this story is nothing like 'Control' Rated for mental swearing, and sex humor Full summary inside in italics.A present for all the great reveiwers on Control! Have a great summer! It's almost upda
Juvenile Orion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
The Greatest Commandments by Sweet Honey-sempai reviews
10 people of very different religious persuasions can all sit down, listen to ABBA, and eat grapes together. Want to know why?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005
Oops, I Left Your Personality In My Other Pants by AmZ reviews
A study in the undeserved abuse of a worthy character.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Javert - Complete
The One What? by Craic agus Ceol reviews
Sauron struggles to find the one object in which he can pour all of his evil and malice into...and it's not as easy as one would think...PERMANENT HIATUS, SORRY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
The Writer's Mind by Aelaer reviews
The imagination is a wondrous place, where both the best and the worst of fantasies are created. Unfortunately, Aragorn and Legolas have stumbled upon the worst.. dedicated to all of you Aragorn and Legolas tortureangst writers out there!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Meeting of Beleg and Gwindor by Galenfea reviews
Beleg staying his steps beside the sleeper saw that it was an Elf.' The Silmarillion. My attempt at the meeting of Beleg and Gwindor in the forest of Taurnafuin. No slash or silliness I hope
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Beleg C., Gwindor
The Insanity of Sound by trapt-tage reviews
Oneshot. Satoshi watches as a man looks for help that he doesn't think is there, and he wonders how the situatiton could have anything to do with him.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Satoshi H. - Complete
New Year's Eve by Thundera Tiger reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Aragorn is forced to play host to a group of individuals who seem to believe that the holiday should be celebrated with an elvish flair. Chapter 11: Setbacks abound, but Elfhelm makes an entrance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
In the Wolves' Den by omasuoniwabanshi reviews
What happens one night when Saitoh notices an intruder in the Shinsengumi Headquarters? My take on how Saitoh met Tokio. COMPLETED. Please read and review!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Saitou - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Solace for Pain by Suppi-chan reviews
Hikari Rio and her son.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2005
The Reason by Becky Tailweaver reviews
In the dark bloody days of the Bakumatsu, the lone and weary Hitokiri Battousai is sent a single light of the future. This gift may give him the hope and heart he needs to survive the war - but only if the teenage manslayer can handle the responsibility!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,420 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Kenshin, Kenji
Reflection by Celebdil-Galad and Tinlaure reviews
Painful memories of heartache and betrayal return to haunt Legolas and Aragorn as they relive an adventure they had years ago, only this time the tables are turned and nothing is as it seems. Longer summary inside
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,537 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
We Need To Talk by Sailor J-chanDuoxHilde 4ever reviews
What I think would happen if Jesus met the "Scum of the Earth"--AKA the gays, the suicidal, the pagans, etc. Purely my opinion. Flames are not welcome. Thoughts are.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2004
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Kiss by Erestor reviews
A more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger reviews
Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
Descent into Madness by Conspirator reviews
When Kenshin first came to Kyoto, he was a wide-eyed, idealistic youth. How did he change into a hardened hitokiri?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,543 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Kenshin - Complete
Triumvirate by Scribe reviews
COMPLETE - The one who made it. The one who unmade it and the one who was unmade because of it. With these prophetic words, Aaron discovers that darkness did not die with Malcolm and his plans for global chaos is still alive. Sequel to The Patient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,122 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
The Patient by Scribe reviews
Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,069 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
What the Day Demands by Meriko reviews
Two Shinsengumi Captains (Saitou & Okita) with too much time to think, and just enough time to talk. Best-friends, semi-angst vignette. Bakumatasu time period, obviously. The day after the Ikeda-ya massacre. Status: Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
Mind of the Woman by Adamant Eve aka anna-neko reviews
How deep can Kenshin go into Kaoru's mind? The answer may surprise you!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,849 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2001 - Published: 7/8/2001
ASS: The Anti Sue School reviews
Everyone knows of the elite team of agents, born and trained to the task of hunting down the most evil of literary creations: Mary Sues. But where do they come from? Here you get a behind the scenes look in what it takes to become a Sue Slayer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
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