Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Naruto struggles with some unexplained, unforeseen chakra fluctuations, and Sasuke, driven and consumed and convinced of his hatred, makes a bad decision. Everything spirals on beyond this point and Sasuke won't let Naruto beat him at this game. He's determined to win, no matter the cost. No matter what breaks.

When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.

AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.

After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP 2/12/16 Added original outline and several cutscenes found in chapter 15

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

A Father/son AU. What if Luke hadn't made it off the Death Star immediately following Kenobi's death? Note: descriptions of violence and torture.

As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

When word came to Asgard that Loki is still alive - and on Earth - it was probably inevitable that Thor would go looking for him. Sequel to Cover Up the Sun; Thor & Jane, Thor & Loki, reconciliation, family.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

A post HBP twisted version of the 'WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge' fics: Snape gets caught by the Ministry's new law when a Weasley does a very, very bad thing.

What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU

I'm finally caught. They caged me in a world of white and medicine. Please, Devi...I know I don't deserve it, but you know I love you, and I need you now. More than ever. Save me.

In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'

After the invasion of Asgard by Malekith the Accursed, Loki seeks shelter in the one place in the Nine Realms he knows he will be welcome: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youths. Sequel to A Villain State of Mind; no pairing, rehabilitation, angst/comfort.

HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Snupin Post-DH They Lived!AU. Christmas 1999: an untraceable poison is sending the magical world into a panic. As an employee in the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, Remus is caught up in the investigation, but he's as lost as everyone else... until he has an almost miraculous encounter with Severus Snape, whom everyone thought long since dead. SS/RL

To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.

Nekozawa is a moth, and she is the flame he's drawn to. Haruhi is a very dense threetoed sloth until he wakes up something restless inside her. What will become of these mismatched creatures? [HaruhixNekozawa] Just read it, you know you want to.

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi

When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Snape tries to find out. Warning: sexual abuse of a child.

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

Ranma's 'brilliant' scheme to cure his curse backfires and now he and Ryoga are... married? How did this happen?

Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.

For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand

Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE

Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.

Harry Potter certainly never expected to be visited that night, but he learns he is needed, and he is needed now. He becomes a new person so he is safe while he is helping. What will being home again be like from an entirely new perspective? Can he help?

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Canada goes goth, Russia gets a hard on for watching America eat, Japan and China get into a fight, Canada goes emo, France buys some panties, Japan gets harassed by a weeabo, America is a real thug and something horrible happens to England.

When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

Life is hard for a chunin like Iruka. Grading tests, not killing students and sending ninja out on missions to their deaths. It's even harder when he has to take care of a jounin turned three year old chibi. Sequel to Plastic Ponies.

Hyuuga Neji ... and Uchiha Itachi ... in a beauty salon. Yes, it may SOUND crazy. But with paranoid little brothers, lecherous Akatsuki leaders, schemes, and any sort of plot thrown out the window, it doesn't just sound crazy ... it IS. CRACK

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.

The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.

They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Lars, for his part, has a look on his face like he has swallowed something unpleasant and it is attempting to crawl back up his throat... A chronicle of Canada’s relationship with the Netherlands, from 1611 to present day.

Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.

Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.

After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Voldemort hits Harry with one final curse before he escapes, and the effects are more permanent than anyone could have predicted… except maybe Orion Trelawney. [Slash, Incest] [Timetravel]

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Calvin becomes the opposite of Stupendous Man. "I'll say I had plenty of dreams, not all of them normal."

This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

The sequel to Rules. Elijah has a new year and a new mission, but this time Light won't be so cooperative. Let the battle of ideology begin. L vs. Light, nonslash.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.

The world is turning to night, and shadow looms, but it is not yet dark enough to see the stars. HP/Narnia crossover, ECverse.

After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Crossover with Harry Potter. Mikami foils the Death Eaters in Japan. Light takes an interest in the Magical World. What does Harry think of all this, much less Dumbledore, Voldemort and Snape? Light x Mikami

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

My small Ouran drabble collection: het, gen, yaoi, various pairings, characters. etc. See each individual piece for specific listings.

PreHBP Harry saves the lives of Snape and Malfoy, finds out he's Salazar Slytherin, and Dumbledore makes him spend the summer with the the two Slytherins. Not long after that, he's thrown back in time to the Marauder's era. Semidarkish with some laughs.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.

Ten things about Dudley Dursley that no one ever found out

AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.

What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC

Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.

It was up to him to pay back to the world in beauty and caring what Leslie had loaned him in vision and strength. Harry Potter, Terabithia crossover. ECverse tie in

Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.

Discontinued.

Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a

A Female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.

The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight

Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Over the years, a rugby pitch and more than a few cups of tea help document the progression of a friendship.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

There's more to the Host Club than meets the eye. On hiatus.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

Sequel to Ranma's... Husband? Just over a month has passed and everything has finally begun to reach a state near normal. Of course, this is Nerima, so normal... not likely to last long. On Hiatus.

Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.

It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .

Their mission is simple: get the needed information from one of the Leader's contacts. Unfortunately, no one told them that their task will not involve ninjas. CRACKFIC. Naruto crossover with Ouran.

Alf and George have returned from America. For Alf, it's a whole new beginning, as he heads for Hogwarts and new friends. But can George move on from the heartbreak he left behind?

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Life in Nerima only ever gets more chaotic… will this be Ranma’s breaking point? In which everyone in Ranma’s life proves just how inexplicably stupid they can be… sort of. Other stuff also happens. Pairings include: DualGenderedRanmaOMC and AkaneMousse

Ryuzaki and Raito have been best friends since forever.Raito is the genius,popular,stellar student and Ryuzaki his genius,oddball friend.All is swell in their lives until a late night party brings buried emotions to the surface. YAOI Ryuzaki x Raito. LxL

To Patroclus, Achilles has never seemed quite human. He is, as he proves the night they are to leave for Troy.

PreESB AU. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cross paths as they rush to find the sender of a mysterious, coded message: a person claiming to be Anakin Skywalker. The mystery only deepens as they follow the trail of breadcrumbs across the stars.

AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.

True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation. Year Four and the Triwizard Tournament, in a world where Voldemort has risen. ECverse, sequel to IvB

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.

Based on AFI's song of the same name: While trying to sort out their relationship, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are suddenly thrown into the investigation of a series of mysterious London murders.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Continuation of We Belong. George Weasley and nephew Alfred are sent into hiding while friends and family attempt to cure Alf's condition and run a fiendish plot to earth. But how will George handle living as a Muggle?

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.

Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS

HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.

It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

The life and times of L, from childhood to adolescence and beyond. Everything from the first meeting with Watari, to L's first case, heirs, and encounters with romance. Not everything will be as you expect, however...

He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

[HPXLotR] He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.

Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed

It's kill or be killed—well, sort of—when the host club and associates are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they battle to survive a "deadly" round of paintball capture-the-flag.

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

Matsuda and Mikami go way back. Insanity. MikamixMatsuda onesided and MatsudaxLight. Spoilers for the end.

In which Dean is a valley girl, and Sam finds it hilarious.

Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.

L gets a second chance, but there are rules he must follow and a familiar intruder has appeared to test his resolve and his ingenuity. Ep. 25 spoilers. L versus Light. Not slash. Alternate Timeline. Post Yotsuba. Pre Mello&Near.

Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.

Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!

One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.

Parody of Shakespeare's play. Shipwrecked in Konoha, Prince Naruto goes undercover to prevent war by going under the employment of Lady Sakura as a MAID. So while Sakura pines for Lord Sasuke, he has his eyes on 'Maid Naruko' SasuNaru, who'd have guessed?

[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.

Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

[Cracktastic parody of Death Note] When Tamaki finds what appears to be a lost notebook, a bored cupid offers him a chance to be... the god of love? And, with Tamaki in charge, relationships have never been so crazy.

The newest Host Club attraction, a garden maze, has been sabotaged by the Black Magic Club. And what started out as a harmless plan to raise money is now an ever changing labyrinth with the hosts trapped and separated inside. HaruhixEveryone

Grow together, or grow apart. Some choices you make, others are made for you. [slight ECverse]

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

AU. On his first visit to the Tendo dojo, Ryoga goes into a wrong room. This leads to interesting situations as he becomes Ranma's pet, Ryokun. To his horror Ryoga soon notices that he is attracted to his 'owner'. Eventual shounen ai RanmaXRyoga. Hiatus.

SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Remus Lupin had a problem: Nymphadora Tonks thought she was in love with him. Unfortunately, Sirius finds out and helps in the only way he knows how. It doesn't really work; besides, how do you tell your best friend that you're just not interested?

In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.

Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.

Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.

When a challenge is issued to all of the student body, life at Hogwarts becomes completely chaotic as everyone attempts to either come out on top, or at least escape unscathed as potions and hexes run rampant.

Thunderstorms make for an angry Haruhi. HaruhiHost Club

With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi

Mitsukuni Haninozuka is a thief. So, he steals. MitsukuniHaruhi

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

[OuranDeath Note crack] Kyouya watches with muted horror as the scruffy man fills the second half of his cup with cream, honey, and sugar.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

World Cup. Death Eaters. Shaken, not stirred . . . In the EC universe, sequel to Shield of David.

One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

NaruSasu HET. Gender Bender. How can you say sorry when you are thousands of years late? Uchiha Sasuke woke up in modern day Japan with all his memories intact. And he must find and talk to Naruto, who had forgotten without divulging 'his' secret. But unfortunately..

R&J. Romeo is not entirely alone as long as he has Mercutio beside him. RomeoMercutio slash.

[Howl's Moving Castle] There are only two things Howl is afraid of. One is a bad hair day. The other is losing his heart. Oneshot, Howlcentric.

So, naturally, the whole school knows. A trip to Diagon Alley has the Pevensies finding that more people know about them than they planned for. In the EC, following 'In the Paper'

Harry Potter crossover. Ignoring Book 6.

For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Aziraphale is called to Heaven to discuss his future position. However, nothing goes quite like he expects. Implied AziraphaleCrowley.

When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.

[SLASH] Wicked fairies, gender confused princesses and a perverted Wolf. Oh, my. Poor Red. Looks like his misery in the land of Fairy Tales has just begun.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

AU: what if the Potters lived and Harry had younger siblings. With a twist, what if Harry, ex-con Paddy, and Moony come into the picture?

[OneShot Sakuracentric SasuNaru] When Sakura gets introduced to Yaoi and the advent of SasuNaru Fangirlism... she is affected in the strangest ways. Well, strange for her anyway.

DISCONTINUED PreHBP Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban. While there he gains the memories of Salazar Slytherin and starts plotting. He is later proven innocent and runs away but with the Order looking for him, as well as the other founders, can he stay

PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.

Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

When Voldemort is defeated, the fragment of his soul still stuck in Harry drags the Boy Who Lived with it through time in search of another, complete version of itself. A time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle story.

[Twincest, shounenai, HikaruxKaoru] Only a week into highschool, the Hitachiin brothers are faced with the idea of separation, with some interesting results. [oneshot]

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

He had no idea who he was. [Flashfic Challenge response]

The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.

Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.

There are some grownup things Hunny wouldn't mind trying. [HaruhiHunny]

Protection will always be given to those who ask for it. Sequel to 'Elijah's Cup'. Follows 'In the Paper'

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Don't believe everything you read. But then again . . . . [Companion Piece to 'Elijah's Cup']

Everyone deserves a chance at redemption. Prisoner of Azkaban, Chronicles of Narnia crossover

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

The Summer before sixth year, Harry finds himself abandoned by those that call themselves the light. Sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, he is forced to explore his growing powers and make new alliances. Let the Battle Begin.

In which Sarah wishes again, Jareth wishes she would stop wishing because it is annoying him. Oh, and they have a cordial conversation at some point.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice

An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU

On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

“…And I …I don’t know what to do” It wasn’t the words that had frozen Dean on the spot. No, it was the voice: The helplessness in it, the sheer vulnerability that hovered in every syllable, the honesty… and the familiarity [Slash SFDT]

An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.

OneShot. On a remote island off the coast of Japan, a woman confronts an unusual dog that may have been part of her past...

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.

Harry in Azkaban fic. When released, he has no idea of what's happened in his life so far.. he has to piece his life back, using some skills he learnt before, and a little advice now and then from his past self... But there's the question of whom to trust

It had been two weeks since Ed successfully transmuted Al's body from beyond the gate, and Roy was pretty sure Al was thoroughly regretting it.

When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.

This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.

PostOoTP After being locked up at the Dursley’s, Harry is taken away to a new family, where the way of a Slytherin rules. Determination leads him to gain knowledge, seeking the power to destroy the Dark Lord for good. HarryBlaise *Temp. Abandoned*

Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?

It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]

Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!

Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity

Celestial Requiem sidestory. A tough New York private investigator is on the hunt for writer Harrison Evans, alias Harry Potter. She's determined to get him and close the case, even if it takes a little bit violence to get her point across.

Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.

Bakura loses much more than a duel when Yami Malik defeats him a second time... Ryou x Bakura, genderbending, not shonen ai. Rated for swearing and adult themes. Complete and revised as of May 2010.

Kidnapped, Nuitari Hawking is brought to Hogwarts by a man who claims to be his godfather. The still amnesiac Harry now finds himself in the middle of the Wizard-Elemental conflict, all the while Voldemort is gaining power.

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

COMPLETED The day after Harry Potter defeats Voldemort. A one shot parody of all the fan fics I have read recently and mine as well. Warning mention of adult themes and bad language.

The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.

Somewhere else the happy ending was different.

[ShikaIno and slight SasuNaru] Shikamaru would like nothing better than lazing around all day playing shogi or goh and watching the clouds; some things were just too troublesome to deal with. Especially hormones.

[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?

One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

No one ever said being Harry Potter’s girlfriend was going to be easy, but after 7 months at it one sly Slytherin thought she’d mastered it... that was until she was forced to explain their relationship to the inquiring minds of the Order.

ON HOLD!Harry travels back in time and joins his parents in their sixth year at Hogwarts.Some romance later on. Read and enjoy: ... and maybe review...Ootp spoilers.

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.

Slash. Seamus and Dean have their reasons for flirting.

SessKag AU Kagome, an employee of Tashio Inc, is forced to be Sesshoumaru's assistant for one week. From company parties to redecorating offices, Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow closer as their week comes to an end. COMPLETE

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

After: the beast in the cradle, the name on her tongue, the game.

FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.

AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.

Sesshoumaru hates Tenseiga. A lot. He also hates his father, his brother, humans, unnecessary thinking, and shrill girls in miniskirts. Fate has never been overly kind to Sesshoumaru.

Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

Deep in the greasy, cholesterolladen bowels of Foodcourtia, a romance blossomed. A romance...of DOOM! Partnerfic to Mizander's 'Filthy Stinking LUV'

An Elemental fic, set in the late 1800s. Thanatos, the god of death, has decided to pay his mortal descendants (the Blacks) on Earth a visit. He doesn't like what he finds. That doesn't mean he has to go home right away. Not when he can have fun.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Formerly "A Late Night Visit." Johnny meets various Mary Sues, and shows them why they should not exist. Not for those who like JohnnyOC romances. [Rated R for language and heavy violence. Complete.]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee

The Marauder's Map speaks its mind.

Protege 2004 Christmas Gift Fic! To Jade (Wenderric) From Teresa. When she told me that she was with child, Rin was crying. She was not crying from joy, however, but with a heart breaking despair I had never before witnessed in her. I felt the surge o

The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.

Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto die. Death laments the loss of his beloved chair. Wacky hijinks ensue.

Zim goes forth to show his leaders how adept he is at interpreting things. And at, well, quite a few other things as well. (Slash)

(Calvin and Hobbes) The more things change, the more they stay the same. A ‘what if?’ fairytale; futurefic, pre-slash (complete). I don't know what came over me.

Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.

Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.

[Sesshoumaru x Rin] She wanted to be with her Sesshoumaru forever. And so she shall be.

(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.

COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.

Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Ron was a gambler. He liked the thrill that he got when he was rooting for something, putting his entire faith into only one thing that he had no control over. Cards. Dice...Unsuspecting people. Slash: SeamusDean

Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...

HP Good Omens crossover. Lord Voldemort thought that summoning a demon would be an easy way of getting hold of the contents of that elusive prophesy. Lord Voldemort was wrong.

Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.

Kagome's having interesting dreams about Inuyasha. But why? [Rated R for language, because nobody under the age of seventeen swears.]

What if Genma's old friend hadn't been Tendou Soun, but a man named Hibiki Tanima... what if Ranma was engaged to Ryouga? Yes, to clear it up, if all goes as planned, this will eventually contain very light Ranma Ryouga slash. Part five finally up!

When Ranma arrives in Nerima, he's had enough of the road, with no friends, no roots, no life. When he finds a friend in Akane, he decides to deceive the rest of the Tendos. After all, the ends justify the means. Right? COMPLETE

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

Harry Potter stumbles across a Portkey... and comes to the land of the Lord! Jesus journeys with him back to modern times, to Hogwarts.

Ever wonder what your best friend was like when they were little?

As told by Sirius

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of a peaceful park after somehow escaping his uncle's abusive household. However, he does not remember his identity or his past. Now Harry must begin a new life under a new name as an elemental mage. AU 5th Summer

AU, OoTP spoilers. Harry is drawn into an alternate world where Voldemort never existed, and his other self is an ordinary boy. (Full summary inside).

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Peter decides to think, Sirius decides to think as well, Remus decides to disown them both, and James decides to keep away from that green-eyed kid with glasses. In other words, the Marauders and a guest (or two) meet post-O.W.L 1996.

Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.

When ignoring his heart causes Peter to change in ways that terrify him, he visits Wendy- after being apart for 5 years. But is he returning to the girl he remembers? Romance, but it's not fluffy. UPDATED AFTER AN ETERNITY with Chapter 17!

For love of God, Satan fell.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Kagome would do anything to keep herself from flunking Life Art, even enlist the help of a certain hanyou...

I, Harry Potter, am trapped. But by who: Voldemort or Dumbledore? I wish I knew the answer to that. Now I am just putting my magical skills to use and fighting to get back to Hogwarts, because this is a battle I win or... I die. Post OotP.

The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along

A bad, bad fic. Short too. Run away. If you read this you will leave feeling insulted and swear that all fanfic sucks and you're never going to read another fic again. Scaredy cat.

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...

Post Ootp. Harry writes letters, Draco wants his underwear back, Ron is clueless, Hermione and Ginny are UP to something, and Remus makes no progress of any kind.

Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!

[COMPLETE] The Source: A Mysterious person at Hogwarts who sells other people's secrets for money. When Draco stumbles upon this person, he is both fascinated and annoyed.

The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]

discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi

MPREG. Harry finds out he's pregnant, and it's not welcome news.

A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.

Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...

After Professor Snape fails to return from a Death Eater meeting, Hagrid finds a young dark-haired boy who believes the year is still 1968. The victim of an experimental time-reversal potion, young Severus tries to adapt to a changed world.

James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.

Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)

A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors

A gauntlet is thrown. A challenge is accepted. And Chandler's wearing a towel. WARNING: Sexual themes, minor slash.

Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...

Everyone is human, even when they aren't.

'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.

Sometimes you fly too close to the sun and lose your wings. With sixth year approaching, the danger Harry seeks can be found only in the form of Draco Malfoy. What follows is a twist in the line between hatred, love, and need.Slash. H/D and a bit of R/Hr.

*Chapter 11 up now* Sorry about the wait. Please R/R!!!! This is about a 19 year old Harry going back in time to teach during his parent's 7th year. Full summary inside. This is just by me!~s2

Many years after the end of the quest for the Shikon no Tama, Kagome returns through the well.

*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum

A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.

Not really mythology, per se, more of a modern updating for the nine muses.

[Completed 1/27/02] [Crowley/Aziraphale slash] An Aziraphale Adventure! Hell catches up with everyone's favorite delinquent demon, and Crowley learns that his angel has rather handy swordsmanship skills and a tendency to ignore the rules.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.

15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?

Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?

Post-TPM, Obi-Wan and Anakin find a connection