Thorne Scratch
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Joined 06-07-01, id: 77932
Author has written 22 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Utena, Final Fantasy VIII, Harry Potter, and Kill Bill.

If you want to come into God's house, you can put some fucking pants on.

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Uh, you should probably ignore any of my writing that's older than two years.

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Just Another Tuesday Afternoon reviews
Zack has found a higher calling. Cakes are involved.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
What Shall it Profit a Man reviews
Vincent weighs costs and pays debts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
The Likes of You reviews
Cloud and Reno come to an arrangement.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2005
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/8/2005
Koneko reviews
Oren Ishii knows many things.
Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004
The Way To Babylon reviews
Tifa brings Cloud back again. Gen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004
Dog Days of Summer reviews
Sirius and Remus and their problem solving skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Farsighted reviews
Saying and seeing are entirely different. QuistisXu yuri.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2003
Betting On Trains reviews
Xu muses and Quistis takes a train ride. Mild yuri.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2003
Before the Cock Crows reviews
What gift can you offer to a werewolf? Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Acquired Taste reviews
Guardian Forces are a two-way street.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2003
After the Fall reviews
When a sorceress passes her powers on and resumes ordinary life, what is left?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/27/2003
Voyeur reviews
After a long day, Zack sees something he doesn't like. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2003
Fear reviews
Cloud's doubts, worries, and conclusions on himself and Zack. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2003
Precious Gift reviews
Small, abused, bulging-eye creature with speech impediment ISO another SABEC w/ SE. Enjoys grovelling servitude and traitor-like tendencies. No smokers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Lucius M.
Drink Unto Thee reviews
Laguna and Kiros ring in the season with fireworks and fruit baskets. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2002
Clumsy reviews
Vincent and Cloud and the snow falling on a certain night. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2002
Fairytale Ending reviews
Anthy knows a story. Slight shoujo ai.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Maze of Words reviews
Cloud wakes up. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2002
Unhinged reviews
With the help of his friends, Cloud attempts to avoid saving the world from a terrible fate. Yaoi and silliness warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2001 - Published: 9/4/2001
Thursdays... reviews
Slight yaoi warning. A short look at the morning habits of three SOLDIERS. Or, two SOLDIERS and a trooper.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2001