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Joined 03-20-05, id: 779359, Profile Updated: 07-26-08
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Hey. I currently live in Washington. Exciting? I think not. I enjoy the rain, cry when it snows, and dance when the sun comes out. I like the color green, a lot. Anyways, enough random shit. I'm 16, currently trying to make it through high school as a Junior with a 3.89 GPA. I love marching band, and everything about it.

I try to type well, but it doesn't seem to work out for me at all. So in order to get ready for my new college English class, I feel the need to write fanfiction stuff to increase my chances of surviving the horrid nightmares I have about getting evicted from the room with a big foot print on my ass.

I am a hopeless romantic. Which explains why every time Edward says something or does something to Bella that makes me go "Aww" out loud, I fall for the book more and more. I also enjoy Sarah Dessen books. She is a fantastic author.

I currently hate Jacob Black. Not the character so much himself, but the fact that he has ruined Bella. She shall now never forget him, which she should of done the moment Edward returned from Italy.

Now that I have bored you out of your mind, I have to thank all of my fans. I have 15, I believe. Thank you all! :D

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The Vampire that Shouldn't Exist by Dancerx11 reviews
It’s been 50 years since Edward left Bella. The only thing that’s keeping him alive is knowing that she wouldn’t want him to kill himself even though she's dead. But what happenswhen he finds a vampire that shouldn't exist? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,176 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Attack reviews
It all started when Mike Newton couldn't hold it in any longer! He proclaims his love for Bella and Tyler now loves Edward. Jasper is in a dress and Emmett is Hannah Montana. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella