Calamity Cordite
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Joined 03-22-05, id: 780045, Profile Updated: 06-29-12
Author has written 5 stories for Ranma, Pretty Face, Full Metal Panic, Robotech/Macross, and Evangelion.

NOTE: I've Changed my pen name from Lisa Grey to a nik I was gifted with at a fiction BBS that I used to hang out on. Sort of a tribute to them since I'm not around much anymore. So, no, I'm not stealing my own work. =)


I guess it's about time I updated my profile. I know I haven't been very active, but I'm suffering from a fairly persistent case of writer's block. I'm still working on a few things but nothing that's nearing completion. Apologies to my fans that eagerly await something new from me.

There is a bit of sad news. On December 31, 2008, my beloved dog passed away. He was my loyal companion and best buddy for almost 16 years, so he was very old for a dog and lived a full, good life. I loved him like my child and will miss him terribly.

Sadly,

Calamity

9-11-2009

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8-25-2011

Occasionally, I'll get asked if someone can use my ideas for a story they are writing. This is how I feel about that:

It's fanfiction, and unlike some other uptight boneheads, I don't feel I can claim any sort of ownership of my work. Far as I'm concerned, it belongs to the owners of the Characters I borrowed. I mean, really, it seems sort of silly to use someone's copyrighted characters without permission to write a story and then expect everyone else to get permission from you to use your ideas in their own story. That's just hypocritical. So, if you want to use my ideas (short of outright plagiarism, which I would consider extremely bad form), knock yourself out. _


2-9-2012

Well, I have a bit of bad news for the fans of Transcending Time. The original author has asked me to remove it and I will respect his wishes. I can only offer my apologies to the fans of the story who will be saddened that it is no longer available. It's a shame that future fans won't be able to enjoy one of the best Ranma/Setsuna pairings ever written, but his reasons for requesting it be removed were good ones. I won't go into those reasons. Again, sorry, to all the story's fans.


6-29-2012

I've been asked a few times in the past to add some favorite stories/authors. I finally got around to doing so. It's a pretty exclusive list at the moment, but there it is. Hope you enjoy their work as much as I do. As far as my favorite authors, well, Gabriel Blessing and Ozzallos are without a doubt the finest authors on this site, full stop.

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In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Who Isn't Crazy? by kaoslord1982 reviews
The battle between Teresa and Priscilla has a pair of extra observers. Kind of. Also, all of the characters have exibited at some point, less than rational behaviors. But, hey, it's that kind of world.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Teresa
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 357 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Causality by Ozzallos reviews
Time comes and goes, but for some of us, it happens again and again. And again. Two people in particular are about to find out just what that means. Ranma.5 x SM
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ranma
Coming Home to Roost by Shade reviews
Marriage is between a Man and a Woman and a Woman and a Woman.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,325 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Ranma
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
A boy in the hand by dogbertcarroll reviews
A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Ranma
Chaotic Rebirth by Trugeta reviews
The Great Freeze is drawing nearer, Pluto's carefully hatched plans are short from bearing fruit. Just a desperate plan concocted by descendants of Queen Serenity might offer a chance to save billions. The Price? Betraying one of their own, Ranma Saotome.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 173,823 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2006
Officer Saotome by Sgt Ranma reviews
A Ranma/Tenchi Muyo crossover pairing up Ranma and Kiyone, Ranma has had a tough life 9 years after Jusendo as a police officer in Los Angeles. An opportunity to make up for his misfortunes comes whe he goes back to Japan. CHP 10:EPILOGUE NEW.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 239,938 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/21/2001 - Ranma - Complete
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Ruroni Ranko by Skysaber reviews
During the mushroom incident events diverge from normal and enemies try to take advantage of our pigtailed hero. Unfortunately for them, attempts to get rid of him often go disastrously wrong.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,846 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Ranma
Aftermath by Lord Strife reviews
During a party, somebody spiked the punch. Now Ranma awakens to the shock of his life. This is a harem fic, pls be warned.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,320 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Ranma
One Night in Bangkok by muishiki reviews
Ranma gets one night in Bangkok, courtesy of Nabiki’s chess talents. How much can change in just one night? RxA, mature themed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Awkward Consequences by PsyckoSama reviews
Ranma Sailor Moon Crossover. Now being rewritten as my skills have gone a long way since it was started. Hotaru Ranma
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,320 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ranma
The Fourth Sapling by brindani reviews
Born male, Ranma was rejected as the fourth candidate for Noir. Now that he has the Jusenkyo curse...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,938 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Ranma
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Wedded Bliss? by Typhonis reviews
Sailor MoonRanma 12 crossover.Nodoka made a deal with her old friend and the time to unite there families has come.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,611 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
True Heritage by Ms Spooky1 reviews
What if Ranma's parents aren't who he thought they were? Then who the heck is Genma and Nodoka? What does the Senshi have to do with it? RanmaSM. Spamfic.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Ranma
Ah! My Ranma One Half! by Ozzallos reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
I Do by Innortal reviews
A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Innortal reviews
An Omake File presentation. You ever have a day go downhill because you helped someone? Ranma has, and it's today.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,712 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
The Art of Justice by Ms Spooky1 reviews
Ranma decides he needs to take control of his life once and for all. But will things happen as he hopes, or will it backfire?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Ranma
Hina One Half by Innortal reviews
Ranma gets wished into Love Hina. Now, will he survive?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Ranma's Morning Confession by Ringmaster reviews
Akane accidentally sees Ranma meeting someone. In desperation, Shampoo tries one last potion to win Ranma. What went wrong with it? What the hell is Akane doing with Amazon potions? On herself? Please don't read this story, it embarrasses me
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,976 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
In Darkness, In Fire by Xzero reviews
Ten thousand years ago an atrocity was permitted. Ten thousand years ago a people were lost to time. Now, in Nerima there rises the last scion of a forgotten people. Revenge drives him, sadness fills him, will he face what lies ahead? R&R COMPlETE
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,947 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Noir et Bleu, Black and Blue by Sneezy reviews
Ranma Noir crossover. Set just after the end of Noir, and 10 years after Ranma.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ranma
Golden Linings by Cloud-Dreamer reviews
Ranma discovers to his sorrow that the fiancees have formed a club. Cross-over with Futaba-kun Change Reformated and reissued, complete
Crossover - Ranma & Futaba-Kun Change - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Ranma, Futana - Complete
Chaotic Future by Cloud-Dreamer reviews
Ranma calls Skuld a 'tomboy' and the Sailor Scouts really don't like the results. Story complete
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,386 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Ranma, Skuld - Complete
Daughter of Chaos by Bob Lobster reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon crossover - Chibi-Usa travelled back in time to train with the Senshi, but what if she got lost?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/28/2002
Ryoko Saotome by Thrythlind reviews
Four Years ago, Akane died tragically at Jusendo. A galaxy away, Masaki Tenchi breathed his last dying breath. A couple that never should have been meet up in a twist of fate. Now all they have to do is survive each other. Completed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,562 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/3/2001 - Complete
Lost Innocence by Thrythlind reviews
Based on Lord Archive's Loss of Innocence...Shampoo uses another love potion...and the results tear into the lives of Ranma and his companions. Completed. Sequels possible.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 126,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/2/2001 - Complete
Genma's Journal by Thrythlind reviews
Nabiki makes a copy of Genma's journal and reads it. The secrets she discovers are disturbing to say the least. The Ryouga torture is finally somewhat toned down as I promised about two years ago.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/6/2002
The Tomboy Solution by C. Jones reviews
Ranma's concerned about Akane's level of skill, and has a unique solution to the problem. Will Ukyou, Kodachi, and Shampoo survive?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2000
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Beauty from Tragedy reviews
Rando Masashi did not wake up male and Dr. Manabe did not reconstruct his face using a photo of Rina. So why does Rando still look like Rina's twin? What will he do when he figures out the identity of the dead girl Manabe used to save his life?
Pretty Face - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
The Wild Horse Thesis reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka S. - Complete
Dragon Lady of Macross reviews
During one of the brief periods Ranma was attending school, the crash of the Visitor woke him up to the world outside of the art. After Jusenkyo, Ranma leaves Genma and must choose between his manhood and his dreams of space service. Complete
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,762 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Ranma, Lisa/Misa - Complete
Full Ranma Panic reviews
Ranma, tired of being fought over by girls that never bothered to ask what he wants, gets a better offer. The cost is high, but it's a way out. Joining Mithril might be the best thing to ever happen to him when he meets a certain girl who also joins up.
Crossover - Ranma & Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,316 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Ranma
Dark Huntress Reiko: Soul Mates reviews
AU DIV. KamiSama decides to alter certain events in answer to a young girl's prayer. Ranma finds herself with a thrice locked curse and a new calling. R & A. Complete
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Ranma, Akane - Complete