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Joined 03-22-05, id: 780048, Profile Updated: 10-04-16
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Cartoon X-overs, Dragonriders of Pern series, and Misc. Books.

Hello! It's seems you've taken the time to look at my profile. Good for you, I'm a wonderful person!

Let's see... what about me should you know...? I've been writing since I was about 10. I'm not telling you how old I am now (it's impolite to ask a lady their age!). Anyway, I write just about everything. I also have an account on fictionpress.net. Same penname so look me up! I am currently writing a novel; I've reached 200 pages so far and I won't put it up until it is done and absolutely perfect (so maybe 2096). I'm very odd, I have a wicked sense of sarcasm and cynism. I spell everything the British way because I think we have ruined our language.

What do I do in my spare time... Well, I write, obviously. I also sing. A lot. I probably annoy some people. I have no social life (and consequently no time to write) because of rehearsal and teaching. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my writing and my work, but I have no organization in my life. I live on 6 hours of sleep a night (whoop whoop!!).

I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Dragonriders of Pern, Star Trek, and Anne Boleyn. (Seriously, Anne was freakin' awesome, a little insane and she got beheaded in the end, but still pretty cool.) I love dragons, fairies, vampires, any mystical creature is good with me. I truly do believe in magic, because I don't understand how the world can exist without it.

I live off of reviews so please please please write to me. Good reviews and critiques would be appreciated. Flames will be printed out and deposited among my friends so we can all laugh at you.

Some things that make me wonder:

For sale: Parachute. Once used, never opened, small stain.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.

The government teaches us by example that it is OK to lie, cheat, steal, and kill, just don't smoke while your doing it

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party

Beware of foolproof plans. There are two reasons for this. One is that fools are so very ingenious. The second is that even if it really is foolproof, you still have to worry about the idiots. Take appropriate precautions.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Betwixt mine eye and heart by Delenn reviews
"It's not until the Towers that he goes back for her journal. And not for a long time after that. For a while, after, he hides away and tries to hate the universe for robbing him of someone so important. He gave River both his hearts and she is buried with them in the Library. He doesn't care anymore. Or so he tries to tell himself."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,134 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Or Not At All by sunflowerb reviews
"If we're going to hurt anyway, why don't we hurt together?" The aftermath of Manhattan. River is determined to hide the damage even if it kills her. And it just might. Something is going to crumble, she's just not sure if it's going to be her marriage or herself. oneshot. Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Library Visits by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
What happens when a few library visits bring out a few unknown feelings for the Slytherin Sex God and Gryffindor's Golden Girl? ***Mentions of non-con, but NOT described in detail (and obviously not between Draco and Hermione)***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,045 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Grow Old With Me by betawho reviews
"Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like a Virgin by Waybackintheday reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unspoken by Dawn47 reviews
Set Post-Endgame, Kathryn and Chakotay playing a game.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Yum, Yum, Yum! by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps by outtabreath reviews
Cadet Nyota Uhura accidentally buys a self-help book; frivolity follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Minerva's Hope by Miss Red Tartan reviews
What happens when Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape share an experience?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Thank You by Thais of the Star reviews
Short little what if story. Anne McCaffery is writing late one night and hears a thump on her roof. When she goes outside, what she findes on her front steps may change her life, and her writing, forever.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Leaping Into Magic by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When Sam Beckett Leaps into the body of Harry Potter, he must not only save Ginny Weasley's life, but he must learn to use the magic whose existence he has never accepted to save the life of a man whose life was never what it should have been
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Peace House by magical m reviews
A miscommunication with an alien race gets JC a little 'marriage therapy.'
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Beyond the Stars by Shonetta reviews
Post-Endgame. When Voyager's return has tragic consequences for Janeway, Chakotay goes back in time to change history. A new timeline begins with new and old adventures for the crew. J/C. AU season seven .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,339 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/15/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Affection
What happened to Pearl after The Scarlet Letter ended. Did she take the same path as her mother or did she learn from those mistakes? Set 10 years later. Read and Review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Take Me or Leave Me reviews
After several years in a failing relationship, what is Snape to do with his lover?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
To You Who Think You Have Beaten Me
Every victim wants a chance to heal. A girl writes a letter to the man who raped her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Mummy, Can I Have a Dragon for Christmas? reviews
A teenager who has lost her childhood imagination learns about love when she is transported to Pern. My summaries are horrible, please just read it.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
What Ever Happened To Roo's Dad? reviews
Who ever wonger why Roo from Winniw the Poo has no father. Here was my brainstorm.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
I Never Stopped Loving You reviews
An addition to the profic Q Squared- you don't have to have read the book to get it but its a really good book A little PC fluff
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005 - J. Picard, B. Crusher
Reminiscing reviews
Picard thinking about his relationship with Beverly, all the what ifs encluded. A bit sad. My first romance so tell me what u think.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005 - J. Picard, B. Crusher
Afternoon Chats reviews
The Gryffindors and Snape learn somthing about Harry they didn't really want to know. Better summary inside. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Major Umbridge Bashing with a Plot reviews
just read the title
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005
Snape's Diary reviews
pretty much it's Snape's life through Snape's eyes. It explains how he is the way he is and about his Death Eater days. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S.