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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Cartoon X-overs, Dragonriders of Pern series, and Misc. Books.

Hello! It's seems you've taken the time to look at my profile. Good for you, I'm a wonderful person!

Let's see... what about me should you know...? I've been writing since I was about 10. I'm not telling you how old I am now (it's impolite to ask a lady their age!). Anyway, I write just about everything. I also have an account on fictionpress.net. Same penname so look me up! I am currently writing a novel; I've reached 200 pages so far and I won't put it up until it is done and absolutely perfect (so maybe 2096). I'm very odd, I have a wicked sense of sarcasm and cynism. I spell everything the British way because I think we have ruined our language.

What do I do in my spare time... Well, I write, obviously. I also sing. A lot. I probably annoy some people. I have no social life (and consequently no time to write) because of play rehearsal and student teaching. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my writing and my work, but I have no organization in my life. I live on 6 hours of sleep a night (whoop whoop!!).

I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Dragonriders of Pern, Star Trek, and Anne Boleyn. (Seriously, Anne was freakin' awesome, a little insane and she got beheaded in the end, but still pretty cool.) I love dragons, fairies, vampires, any mystical creature is good with me. I truly do believe in magic, because I don't understand how the world can exist without it.

I live off of reviews so please please please write to me. Good reviews and critiques would be appreciated. Flames will be printed out and deposited among my friends so we can all laugh at you.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Some things that make me wonder:

For sale: Parachute. Once used, never opened, small stain.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

You non-conformists are all alike.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.

The government teaches us by example that it is OK to lie, cheat, steal, and kill, just don't smoke while your doing it

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party

Beware of foolproof plans. There are two reasons for this. One is that fools are so very ingenious. The second is that even if it really is foolproof, you still have to worry about the idiots. Take appropriate precautions.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I found this quiz on someone's bio and thought it was quite funny so I filled it in for myself haha!

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Severus Snape
2. Ginny Weasley
3. Remus Lupin
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Sirius Black
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Neville Longbottom
8. Fred/George Weasley
9. Tonks
10. Minerva McGonnagal
11. Albus Percival Brian Dumbledore (love the name!)
12. Harry Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Luna/Dumbledore... I think not...

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh hell yes! He's the Prince of Slytherin!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Harry would have to have it out with the other twin because they'd be jealous.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Lots of Tonks/Remus romance, but none where she's the main character.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ginny/Luna... can totally see it, in fact, I think it's been done before

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sirius/Tonks or Sirius/McGonnagal? Remus would kill Sirius so I'll go with Sirius/McGonnagal.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poor Neville, but it's bound to happen at some time...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

McGonnagal/Remus... let me think about that for a while...

After Tonks decides she wants someone with more colour, who can heal our poor werewolf?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

No, just smut.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Harry and Neville, oh boy. Mmm... "Harry Potter and the Herbologist"

Yes, I know that sucked.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Draco deflowers my Sevvie! No!! I'll pretend this question never happened.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No, Neville doesn't really get paired with anyone other than Luna does he?

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

If het means heterosexual then yes, mostly Remus/Tonks.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Lots of people enjoy abusing Albus ;-)

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Ginny/Draco/Sirius? I've seen Ginny paired with both but I don't see Sirius and Draco being good with sharing.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't want to think about McGonnagal screaming out in passion

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Fred and George work with so many songs I can't decide!

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Severus/Luna/Harry? Definitely would be adult.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

McGonnagal to use on Ginny? "You're worth 100 points to Gryffindor."

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Luna is probably very aggressive in bed, or she likes to play teacher/student.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Dumbledore shagging Tonks, oh that's gross. They would have to both be piss drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Remus and Neville? I think Neville has a wild side in him somewhere and he'll top.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

"Severus and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks suddenly runs off with Draco. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dumbledore and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Remus."

I would probably call this: The Fanfic That Sounds Crazy Yet Still Somehow Makes Sense

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Neville and one of the twins (or both)... weird, probably wouldn't read.

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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Betwixt mine eye and heart by Delenn reviews
"It's not until the Towers that he goes back for her journal. And not for a long time after that. For a while, after, he hides away and tries to hate the universe for robbing him of someone so important. He gave River both his hearts and she is buried with them in the Library. He doesn't care anymore. Or so he tries to tell himself."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Or Not At All by sunflowerb reviews
"If we're going to hurt anyway, why don't we hurt together?" The aftermath of Manhattan. River is determined to hide the damage even if it kills her. And it just might. Something is going to crumble, she's just not sure if it's going to be her marriage or herself. oneshot. Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Library Visits by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
What happens when a few library visits bring out a few unknown feelings for the Slytherin Sex God and Gryffindor's Golden Girl? ***Mentions of non-con, but NOT described in detail (and obviously not between Draco and Hermione)***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,045 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Grow Old With Me by betawho reviews
"Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like a Virgin by OllyO111 reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unspoken by Dawn47 reviews
Set Post-Endgame, Kathryn and Chakotay playing a game.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Yum, Yum, Yum! by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps by outtabreath reviews
Cadet Nyota Uhura accidentally buys a self-help book; frivolity follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Minerva's Hope by Miss Red Tartan reviews
What happens when Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape share an experience?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Thank You by Thais of the Star reviews
Short little what if story. Anne McCaffery is writing late one night and hears a thump on her roof. When she goes outside, what she findes on her front steps may change her life, and her writing, forever.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Leaping Into Magic by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When Sam Beckett Leaps into the body of Harry Potter, he must not only save Ginny Weasley's life, but he must learn to use the magic whose existence he has never accepted to save the life of a man whose life was never what it should have been
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Peace House by magical m reviews
A miscommunication with an alien race gets JC a little 'marriage therapy.'
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Beyond the Stars by Shonetta reviews
Post-Endgame. When Voyager's return has tragic consequences for Janeway, Chakotay goes back in time to change history. A new timeline begins with new and old adventures for the crew. J/C. AU season seven .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,339 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/15/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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What happened to Pearl after The Scarlet Letter ended. Did she take the same path as her mother or did she learn from those mistakes? Set 10 years later. Read and Review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Take Me or Leave Me reviews
After several years in a failing relationship, what is Snape to do with his lover?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
To You Who Think You Have Beaten Me
Every victim wants a chance to heal. A girl writes a letter to the man who raped her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Mummy, Can I Have a Dragon for Christmas? reviews
A teenager who has lost her childhood imagination learns about love when she is transported to Pern. My summaries are horrible, please just read it.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
What Ever Happened To Roo's Dad? reviews
Who ever wonger why Roo from Winniw the Poo has no father. Here was my brainstorm.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
I Never Stopped Loving You reviews
An addition to the profic Q Squared- you don't have to have read the book to get it but its a really good book A little PC fluff
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005 - J. Picard, B. Crusher
Reminiscing reviews
Picard thinking about his relationship with Beverly, all the what ifs encluded. A bit sad. My first romance so tell me what u think.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005 - J. Picard, B. Crusher
Afternoon Chats reviews
The Gryffindors and Snape learn somthing about Harry they didn't really want to know. Better summary inside. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Major Umbridge Bashing with a Plot reviews
just read the title
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005
Snape's Diary reviews
pretty much it's Snape's life through Snape's eyes. It explains how he is the way he is and about his Death Eater days. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S.