Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Cartoon X-overs, Dragonriders of Pern series, and Misc. Books.
Hello! It's seems you've taken the time to look at my profile. Good for you, I'm a wonderful person!
Let's see... what about me should you know...? I've been writing since I was about 10. I'm not telling you how old I am now (it's impolite to ask a lady their age!). Anyway, I write just about everything. I also have an account on fictionpress.net. Same penname so look me up! I am currently writing a novel; I've reached 200 pages so far and I won't put it up until it is done and absolutely perfect (so maybe 2096). I'm very odd, I have a wicked sense of sarcasm and cynism. I spell everything the British way because I think we have ruined our language.
What do I do in my spare time... Well, I write, obviously. I also sing. A lot. I probably annoy some people. I have no social life (and consequently no time to write) because of play rehearsal and student teaching. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my writing and my work, but I have no organization in my life. I live on 6 hours of sleep a night (whoop whoop!!).
I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Dragonriders of Pern, Star Trek, and Anne Boleyn. (Seriously, Anne was freakin' awesome, a little insane and she got beheaded in the end, but still pretty cool.) I love dragons, fairies, vampires, any mystical creature is good with me. I truly do believe in magic, because I don't understand how the world can exist without it.
I live off of reviews so please please please write to me. Good reviews and critiques would be appreciated. Flames will be printed out and deposited among my friends so we can all laugh at you.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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Some things that make me wonder:
For sale: Parachute. Once used, never opened, small stain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.
The government teaches us by example that it is OK to lie, cheat, steal, and kill, just don't smoke while your doing it
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party
Beware of foolproof plans. There are two reasons for this. One is that fools are so very ingenious. The second is that even if it really is foolproof, you still have to worry about the idiots. Take appropriate precautions.
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I found this quiz on someone's bio and thought it was quite funny so I filled it in for myself haha!
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Severus Snape
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Luna/Dumbledore... I think not...
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh hell yes! He's the Prince of Slytherin!
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Harry would have to have it out with the other twin because they'd be jealous.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Lots of Tonks/Remus romance, but none where she's the main character.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ginny/Luna... can totally see it, in fact, I think it's been done before
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sirius/Tonks or Sirius/McGonnagal? Remus would kill Sirius so I'll go with Sirius/McGonnagal.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Poor Neville, but it's bound to happen at some time...
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
McGonnagal/Remus... let me think about that for a while...
After Tonks decides she wants someone with more colour, who can heal our poor werewolf?
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
No, just smut.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Harry and Neville, oh boy. Mmm... "Harry Potter and the Herbologist"
Yes, I know that sucked.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Draco deflowers my Sevvie! No!! I'll pretend this question never happened.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
No, Neville doesn't really get paired with anyone other than Luna does he?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
If het means heterosexual then yes, mostly Remus/Tonks.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lots of people enjoy abusing Albus ;-)
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Ginny/Draco/Sirius? I've seen Ginny paired with both but I don't see Sirius and Draco being good with sharing.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't want to think about McGonnagal screaming out in passion
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Fred and George work with so many songs I can't decide!
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/Luna/Harry? Definitely would be adult.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
McGonnagal to use on Ginny? "You're worth 100 points to Gryffindor."
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Luna is probably very aggressive in bed, or she likes to play teacher/student.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Dumbledore shagging Tonks, oh that's gross. They would have to both be piss drunk.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Remus and Neville? I think Neville has a wild side in him somewhere and he'll top.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
"Severus and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks suddenly runs off with Draco. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dumbledore and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Remus."
I would probably call this: The Fanfic That Sounds Crazy Yet Still Somehow Makes Sense
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Neville and one of the twins (or both)... weird, probably wouldn't read.
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