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Joined 03-22-05, id: 780559
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Les Miserables.

I don't know what happened to my old profile because I don't remember deleting it. Oh well... Here's the new one...

My Obsessions

Books: Les Miserables by Victor Hugo, The Phantom of the Opera by Victor Hugo, Phantom by Susan Kay, Notre-Dame de Paris by Victor Hugo, The Divine Comedyby Dante Alighieri, The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams, Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Dracula by Bram Stoker, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkein, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card,The Harry Potter Series, and many others I have neglected mention...

Movies: The Phantom of the Opera (2004), Les Miserables: The Tenth Anniversary Concert, Little Shop of Horrors, Camelot, West Side Story, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged), Frankenstein (2004miniseries), The Lord of the Rings trilogy, TheStar Wars Trilogies, and many others I have again forgotten to mention...

Theatre:

Musical Theatre - Les Miserables, The Phantom of the Opera, Little Shop of Horrors, West Side Story, Spamalot, Camelot, CATS, etc.

Non-Musical Theatre - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Waiting for Godot, The Glass Menagerie, Anything by Shakespeare, etc.


Upcoming Stories:

The Christmas Locket - A Les Mis Christmas fic. Marius wants to buy Cosette something for Christmas and Eponine helps him. Also, Christmas through the eyes of nearly every living major character at the time it takes place.

For Love of a Rose - Jehan is in love but not with the kind of girl one would come to expect - Eponine. Similar to my old discontinued Jehan/Eponine fic, only more realsistic and before the barricades.

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End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fandom Experience by rozulthorn reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale stumble across some of their fanfiction on the internet.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007
In Memory of You by Veronika Green reviews
You're a wizard, Lily. You and I are going to do great things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Never Expected by queenmycroft reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS: A healing fic, based off of Severus loving Lily. I don't own these characters, plot, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And Now The End by BlackXangelsXofXLight reviews
What a meeting between Lily Potter and Severus Snape might've been like in the afterlife. DH SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fundamentals of Nonsense by AndyLLFrazier reviews
Hard Slosh moan feeble air wrong. Park cold mark run curiosity flotation crayon spray.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Game by Random Pandemonium reviews
Fun. Control. Mastery. Gaz is a charming little girl who just loves playing games.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Life In a Box by Melannen Halfelven reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. A senseless parody.... pure foolishness. Life Cereal.... in a box! R&R
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Thoughts by DiamondPlenty reviews
A story set in the back of Gaz's mind during a small fight between Zim and Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Gaz - Complete
Numb by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
The night Elphaba was susposed to assasinate Morrible...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Disney's Wicked! by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
A heatwarmng story about a girl who stood by her beliefs, despite the obstacles in her way. From Disney!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Not That Girl by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
A collection of Wicked oneshots, all of which can be read on their own. Note: Ratings and genre vary from fic to fic. Updated 12.03.06 with Mormal
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Elphaba T.
OWNER'S MANUAL AND GUIDE by Min Daae reviews
From the company that brought you PHANTOM OF THE OPERA and LORD OF THE RINGS owner's guides, now introducing: NEW WHEEL OF TIME units! Featuring: Mat, Rand, Nynaeve, Avi. THIS CHAPTER: Only slightly off topic: NEW MAKE YOUR OWN AES SEDAI! R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Adventures of Phantom! by xcityxnoisex000 reviews
Random stories about the Phantom, in the style of little children's books. Written with the help of my buddie Jimbo. Rated T for things in later chapters
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004
Firecrackers by Faust Prouvaire reviews
Drabble: It's Jehan's birthday, and Combeferre sets up a firecracker display. Fairly implied Jehan'Ferre. Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Ami Fluff for everyone!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Bahorel
She is the very model by Orestes Fasting reviews
In which Enjolras pines after his mistress, and the author attempts an unlikely pairing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
This I Promise You by TheCaptian reviews
A short story about why Adam wears his beanies.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
POTO Help Line by Maidenhair reviews
Why do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
Beware, Do Not Read These Letters! by Mira-Jade reviews
Dear Mr. Andrew Lloyd Webber, And so begins the casts complaints about the 2004 ALW movie. Don't say I didn't warn you. Finally COMPLETE! It's never to late to leave a review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Herbology Lessons by Foodie reviews
Ginny and Neville enjoy an fun evening together after the war ends. Set during the first Christmas after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
A Friend, a Father by truemizzie reviews
Grantaire ponders about his life and how it mirrors that of Gavroche while they watch Eponine die. Musical and book based.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Grantaire
Cashing Checks for My Cheating Heart by shadowcrawler05 reviews
Adam and Grace in a shed. Post T&E. Yes, another one.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005
The Phantom of the Opera Very Secret Diaries by thesexyawesomeness reviews
In the great tradition of the LotR Very Secret Diaries, I present to you the Very Secret Diaries of the characters in The Phantom of the Opera... Why did Christine really choose Raoul? Who is Meg Giry's father? And what on earth is Raoul doing in the wash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Red and Cluck by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
The little red hen, Knowing her wrong, has returned to the barnyard. YAY! This is the last chapter, so please review! New song: Forget about the Grain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Tales of My Insanity by NoelleLaBelle reviews
This will probably turn into a series of little stories that I make in my madness, but they should prove to be rather humorous.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005
Les Mis Condensed by Tziporah reviews
This is actually my condensed version of the musical, but oh well. Act II is up! Yippee! Supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure if it really is.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
The Spoken by la chiede il tuo cor reviews
I have seen Way too many bad (insert book here)Characters Go to High School" fics. Thus, it must be a real literary challenge to pull it off. First four chapters have been majorly renovated.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
Marius Caesar by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
This is a Les MisJulius Caesar crossover, so beware. It is odd. When you review, no flames. Enjoy! I'm posting this again and I hope you won't yell at me. COMPLETE
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
Sessions with ME! by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
I, The me, am giving Enjolras an insanity test! HAHA! No flames!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005
French Revolutionaries Online by Undomiel Malfoy reviews
Something different, though not that different...The characters of Les Mis get the internet
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Little Revolutionary Who Could by Faust Prouvaire reviews
A children's book from the insane mind that pondered the similarity between the words Prouvaire and Pourrait French for could. Yay for the Little Revolutionary Who Could! Yay Revolution!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2005
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Amy Shadows reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction.net? Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. Many shot story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Do You Hear the Planets Sing? by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Be afraid, be very, very, afraid. It is my Les Mis 2001: A Space Odyssey song! You are scared? Well, read it anyway! to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2004
Wooden Barricade by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Parody of "Yellow Submarine". No flames. Enjoy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004
DBZ goes to Disney World by Telcontar-lover reviews
The Z gang go to Disney world. Gohan learns who Pan has been dating for 4 years. TP, BG, MU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Pan, Trunks
Faerie Dust by Eurphrosyne reviews
Concerning a delusional Poet, faeries, and an Enjolras who does not Believe
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004
Lullaby by Eurphrosyne reviews
Jean Prouvaire has an angst session over his deceased mother.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Leia Miserables a Star Wars Opera by Robot Parade reviews
A disjointed telling of the first Trilogy, set to a disjointed musical score from Les Miserables.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2003
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie by The Lark reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2002
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Les Mis Songfics reviews
Various Les Mis Songfics
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006
She Cries for Him reviews
JehanAzelma'Zelma's thought after the incident of the barricades
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005
The Norwegian God Cards reviews
Basically, this is the Egyptian God Cards for Idiots...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/18/2005
The Chronicles of a Fop reviews
Raoul's Foppish Journal Warning: Extreme Raoul Bashing Ahead...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005