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Finger Food by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara's father is going on a long business trip! In dire need of a caretaker, his father calls up the son of a good friend and offers him spending money, food and housing while attending Uni. All for the care of one sweet child? How could Sasori refuse this great deal!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 133,925 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
An Even Match by jia.kameda reviews
When one hits puberty the name of one's soul mate appears on the wrist of the non-dominant hand. When Tsukishima Kei gets his mark, he is slightly unhappy, but when he finally meets his match, he is even more so. Kuroo Tetsuro on the other hand rejoices at his soul mate's name as he misreads it and goes looking for someone else even though his mate is right under his nose.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Tetsuro K., Kei T.] [Hitoka Y., Kenma K.] - Complete
Getting Into the Christmas Spirits by kizukatana reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Thirsty by chaann reviews
AU - Point blank, Deidara is thirsty over the hot doctor teaching the first aid class he's attending. What? Don't know what "Thirsty" means? Well, guess you better read and find out. Sasodei/oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Avenger-sama by Rasengan22 reviews
Two great things are happening for Naruto tonight: He's meeting his favorite pop music artist, Avenger-sama, and he'll also be losing what's left of his virginity. The latter, of course, is just a bonus. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Tired by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara is suffering while attending university. It's taking up all his time to sleep! Now that it's exams, he's ready to drop dead. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Deidara, Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Save You by sarolonde reviews
Kuroo was the first to notice his tired eyes and lethargic movements. Of course it had to be Kuroo: the person Kei respects the most, the person he can never seem to take his eyes off, the person who makes his stomach tighten whenever he's near. (canon, training camp fic)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Kei T., Tetsuro K.] Tadashi Y., Keiji A. - Complete
Beneath Hazel Eyes by Locked Myself Up in a Room reviews
Sasori has an easy, simple life at his art shop. Everything changes however, when he hires a new apprentice, Deidara. Deidara comes from a far, strange land. Sasori soon learns that Deidara's real purpose in moving may not be to find a simple life at the art shop. There's someone, that Deidara is after. Sasodei Deisao pairing. M for language/lemon. Reviews welcome!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cat Burglar by sarolonde reviews
Kei types up an unapologetic flyer titled: Are You Missing Your Underwear? It explains his cat's thievery and gives his address. He prints a few out and half-heartedly puts them up on his street and at the local store on his way to university. Basically, Kei's cat is trying to hook him up with the neighbourhood hottie.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Kei T., Tetsuro K.] - Complete
Obstinacy Is A Virtue by Lunahras reviews
In which Kuroo is ridiculously, nearly unhealthily stubborn and Tsukishima's standard answer to everything pertaining Kuroo is "No."
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Kei T., Tetsuro K.] - Complete
Soothsay by Fourangers reviews
AU, slice of life. Naruto always had a habit crash in Kiba's house after a night out. He'd never imagined that in a fateful night, he'd crash in the wrong house…meeting a sarcastic, arrogant bastard and his cute little cats. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Jam by MadameMalfoy21 reviews
Kurotsukki drabble. Tsukki is a strawberry loving dork and Kuroo is a Tsukki loving dork.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Kei T., Tetsuro K.] - Complete
Father's Day by Lukas Avier reviews
It's Father's Day in Konoha and one Naruto Uzumaki feels left out. He had never had a father his whole life. He seemed to realize that he wasn't the only one without a family to call his own.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Face He Couldn't Forget by kizukatana reviews
Naruto's plane is shot down, and he goes missing. Sasuke refuses to accept that he is gone. When the conflict is over, Sasuke tries to find answers. Yaoi (boy x boy) Sasuke and Naruto. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H. - Complete
So It Shall Be by andReiki reviews
Three years have passed since the faithfull day Sasuke Uchiha walked out of Konoha and our unfortunate hero has become a Mayor- not of his own voalition. And if that wasn't enough, that General Idiot was forcing him to join the grand Namikaze genes reproduction game. You still think you have it easy? Continuation of 'As It Will Be'. Beware the OOC, BL, GL, cursing and melodrama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
As It Will Be by andReiki reviews
Meet the cynical Namikaze ('Actually, it's Uzumaki') Naruto; his faithful stalker, and if he has any saying in it, future husband, Uchiha Sasuke; his crybaby, over bearing father, Namikaze Minato; their entire police force entourage of lazy asses, chain smokers and over-eaters. You think you have it easy? Try being our hero for a day. Beware the OOC, BL, AU, cursing, crime n guns.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Minato N. - Complete
Oil and Water by Ji-soo reviews
The development of the relationship between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto through the eyes of Uchiha Fugaku; a quiet but amused spectator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Give us our Daily Ramen by kizukatana reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,722 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
An Artist's Obsession by kizukatana reviews
Looking for a moment of self-gratification to take his mind from a recent break-up and slump in his work, Naruto finds himself flipping through a gay bondage magazine… only to find the person he least expected as the centerfold: Uchiha Sasuke - the asexual "no one touches me" heartthrob he'd gone to highschool with. AU NaruSasu Edited for ToS. Coverart by BriEva, Gift fic for her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Satisfaction by miijuku reviews
Why did Kei open the link Kuroo sent him without even thinking first? The two had been texting for several hours now as Kei had trust in the Nekoma captain that he wouldn't send him some grotesque video. How very wrong he was. kurotsuki week (and a half) day 3: music
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Tetsuro K., Kei T.] - Complete
Seducing the Enemy by Dana-Eliza reviews
ItaDei week prompt fill: Villains. Deidara and Itachi are part of rivalling companies. Seeking Itachi out and getting on his nerves is one of Deidara's favourite things to do because of that reason, though maybe he also has ulterior motives. Yaoi, ItaDei, oneshot, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
The Worst Shift by CapturedByNoodles reviews
A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,526 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Camp by BlackProdigy reviews
Remember the summer camp you went to; that quaint place out in the woods, by a lake, sitting around a campfire telling ghost stories and eating s'mores? Well this summer school, sure as hell, isn't that. Three months, Sasuke, a military camp, teenage delinquents, illegal alcohol, prescription drugs, annoying shrinks, escape plans, and new relationships; welcome to Camp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 141,351 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You are the sin and sweet temptation by Hyper Vongola Decimo reviews
Kageyama is annoyed.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Shoyo H., Tobio K.] - Complete
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara makes a deal with his parents that if he can make fifteen dollars in three days, they will get him a pet bird. Deidara does everything possible to make the money yet runs short of jobs and money. Last resort, he opens a kissing booth. Why does the weird kid from across the street keep watching him though? My thanks to Cheesepie. **bonus date chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Closer, The Better by bumiesworld reviews
Naruto had always thought of Ero-sennin as a the greatest pervert on the planet. But oh, how wrong he was. Takes place in an alternative universe. The story is the same as the original manga's until just before the Valley Of The End fight in Naruto (the first serie), but that fight never happened and Sasuke never left Konoha. Naruto and Sasuke are both 16.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
These Games We Play by AlexandriteSky reviews
Konoha Academy is a prestigious private school that caters to rich heirs and aristocrats from all over the nation. Sasuke's sole goal is to climb to the top so that he can clear his brother's name, but chaos ensues when he's assigned the same room as the only "poor kid" in the school: Naruto Uzumaki. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Peace of Love by Rosswen reviews
All Sasuke wanted was to claim his mate as every young demon. But all he got was a smile, and a challenge. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,988 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Familiar Courtship by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Naruto gets thrown back in time and has to adapt to living with a famous person from the past. Sasu/Naru, boyxboy, don't like don't read and definitely don't review. mild language. ***GOING TO BE EDITED***. Stop pointing out the mistakes. I know they exist. Unless you want to volunteer to do it. STOP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sky blue by Disperato reviews
[Kagehina] Hinata had forgotten all about Kageyama's birthday and the only present he can give as a present, is himself. (Yaoi, crossdressing, smut)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] - Complete
Plastered Romance by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Naruto starts finding letters hidden in an old house he is renovating for friends. Curiousity gets the better of him and he deciding to take it further and find out about one particular owner and walks into a few surprises. And whats this about a lightning, a nosy neighbor and a lovesick maid? Sasu/Naru ***CURRENTLY BEING EDITED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,368 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hana Taisen by Datenshi No Uzumaki reviews
Nothing will ever be the same, once Sasuke signed his name on a contract when he was bored. How did he get forced to being a servant to a doll? :: AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,794 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U. - Complete
Friends by andReiki reviews
A good friend will help you find your prince. She will always tell you what you want to hear. He will comfort you after a break up. But a true friend will do, and be so much more. A brand new Naruto fan-fiction about different kinds and types of friends, inspired by those quotes I've been seeing everywhere. Beware the AU, OOC, BL and language. More characters inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Firefighter by Kenny-chan Can't Spelll reviews
The plot of locking Naruto in the supply closet went off without a hitch; trapping the bullied teenager in the tight space with no way of escaping. It was a flawless procedure... that is until the fire alarm goes off, causing the whole school to evacuate. Meaning, he is still trapped inside... with no one looking for him... no one... except for Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Opposite sides of the tracks - SasuNaruSasu AU by kizukatana reviews
Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite worlds. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely. WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy) SasuNaru / NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,508 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
Bacchanalia by Ladelle reviews
Much to Naruto's dismay, Sasuke invites himself to a night of drunken debauchery with Naruto and his college friends…only to realize it was a horrible idea because, well, he wants Naruto all for himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Monday by Rosswen reviews
"He sees me. He hears me. He won't like any of this." [AU, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not your average onsen trip by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Oh Sasuke should have known something crazy was going to happen, because really, what other outcome could two "straight best" friends visiting an onsen have? The fact that he might end up enjoying it is beside the point. Perfect lemon challenge! Giftfic for adgxvnetu! Contains SasuNaru smutty goodness and you know you want it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Shade by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
Even when they are, they aren't. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,364 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Lover by Ren-sama23 reviews
Sasuke was used to just gazing at his blonde schoolmate from a distance. What happens when that blonde suddenly confesses his feelings to the raven-haired delinquent? Yaoi. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beauty and the Silent Type by Yamanvie reviews
It sneaked up on him, this sexual attraction. Or maybe it was that he wasn't paying attention. Because looking back, his more frequent morning erections, his strange new habit of smelling Deidara's hair when he was close enough...He had missed all the clues, until now, when he realized how badly he wanted to kiss his best friend... ItaxDei - Alternate universe - gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
JellyBabies by Tainla reviews
Deidara is 21 and in need of a place to stay, what happens when he is taken in by his highschool friend Itachi who just happens to live in an apartment building inhabited by the Akatsuki? will he side with Itachi and get his life together or fall into the hands of the crime life? WARNING: Yaoi, SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings implied. DLDR. rated for violence & language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,704 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forbidden Brother by Yamanvie reviews
He knew exactly why he was suddenly and consistently impotent. It was the reason he had broken up with his girlfriend, and went on the prowl for a woman with the same physical characteristics as the man who had caused said impotence. But no woman came close to causing the level of violent reaction in him that Deidara did. - ItaDeiIta AU - Continuation to Forbidden Best Friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
An accidental marriage by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
When Honey Met Sunshine by Angelas reviews
In which Naruto is invited by Sakura, his girlfriend, to a Christmas dinner with her family, consequently meeting a knockout of a babe who is MUCH prettier than Sakura. Thing is, said 'babe' is, well, an older guy. NaruDei OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Naruto U., Deidara] - Complete
The Chronicles of Courting One Uzumaki Naruto by andReiki reviews
'In order to escape the self-proclaimed tag of being a socially stunned, suicidal emo; I, Uchiha Sasuke, decided to start this journal. Hoping it will make me luckier in my attempts. Whoever is reading this and yes Itachi, I'm on to you- die in my misery. For these are the chronicles of courting one Uzumaki Naruto- my best friend and the love of my life.' AU, OOC, BL and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
魂の仲間 Comrades from their Souls by Fourangers reviews
Mountains and rivers are immutable, only human minds constantly change over the course of time. However, between the two of them there would always be one steady truth - they would always be open to each other where no others could reach...Written to Neo SasuNaru Exchange Summer 2012.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate by andReiki reviews
The youngest Uchiha hates a lot of stuff. Albeit, there are things he hates -HATES- and absolutely loathes. Itachi for one, with no need to explain why. Hinata, who is tightly connected to the third thing he despises from the bottom of his soul: obliviousness. Especially when it's Naruto who can't seem to stop oozing with it. Beware the OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Unsuspicious title by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto accidentally invites Sasuke to a gay bar after finding out that said teme is gay too. But a long awkward high school week has to be survived first. Mangakungen says read it! This is yaoi obviously. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Story Telling Time by andReiki reviews
A night where you are presented with twisted fairy tales and myths where holy-molly-it's-yaoi, crack, drugs and bitchism are a must! Follow our unwilling and a bit gloomy hero while he explores the wonders of it all. Who said bed stories weren't cool? Warning: AU, OOC, BL, SasuNaru, KakaIru, ItaDei, KibaHina, fangirls and co.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Deidara]
Open Deviate Reinstall by Fourangers reviews
Sasuke, a professional hitman, is revenging his clan. In attempt to deceive his followers, he accidentally involves a random blond civilian with his mission. However unexpectedly, there's more than it meets the eye. AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting the Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
First in the toddler series. Six-year-old Naruto wants a second house like all the kids at his school. Never did he imagine meeting the bastard would bring him that and more. Chibific. Fluff. Nice Sasuke. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto makes a bet he can spend one night in an old house rumored to have been the site of a massacre... but he doesn't quite make it through to dawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rush Hour by Taariesu reviews
15 minutes in Tokyo. What if there's something like perfect communication? They're flirting. They're struggling. They're fighting against the curse of postmodern life. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Empty Nights by Loki.1827 reviews
A one-night stand was the closest to what a relationship will be for Sasuke. Will one night with Naruto help change that perspective? SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ready Them Binoculars! by smartcat reviews
The kunoichi of the Leaf are quite handy with a set of binoculars and apparently aren't immune to nosebleeds. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Horror of Harmony Hill by Jelp reviews
Naruto's attempt to conquer his greatest fear turns his life into something more terrible than his worst nightmares. And he never meant to involve his best friend. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Me Hold Your Hand by darkalbino reviews
Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Popcorn by Jelp reviews
There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate by vernajast reviews
Hanabi isn't the best candy striper; she doesn't have her sister's bedside manner. When she sees a man sitting outside of one of the operating rooms looking devastated, she finds she can't help but reach out to him. Hanabi, Minato, SasuNaru. AU. Happy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hanabi H., Minato N. - Complete
Corner of First and Amistad by eftee reviews
Even death could not keep them apart. SasuNaru. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angry Angel by Jelp reviews
Over there stands my angry angel, and he's shaking his head in disgrace with me.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bracelet by ironstatic reviews
A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,589 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
love me plz by eftee reviews
The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Erotica by Jelp reviews
Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Beginnings by Nigellica reviews
Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by shounenai4life reviews
Sasuke's favorite obsession has always been Naruto. He's so stubborn, that even through their years together, the years he spends falling harder and harder, he refuses to admit it. Unless circumstances allow... Sasu/Naru. One shot. Shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
the GLARE by Fourangers reviews
Welcome. Thank you for purchasing our product. For further instructions, please click on the link and read the manual attached on it. The Uchiha Industries proudly presents the Uchiha Glare. crack
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken by eftee reviews
We're all a little broken. -- They're just broken together. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Duck Season by eftee reviews
Sasuke's jealous of a rubber ducky and Naruto's a potty mouth. SasuNaru, DuckyNaru. crack xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame. *edited 10/02/21 because I wanted to smooth out/fix some issues I had with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manipulation by Ljiljana reviews
A pervert. A sociopath. A mastermind. And Naruto. All in one room.The story is dialog only, hopefully not too confusing Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teach Me by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot: SasuNaruSasu] So, getting stuck with teaching Sakura and the dobe to swim huh? Not so easy if Sakura is always trying to cling on to you with fake tears while I’m trying to keep my hands off the dobe. [Warning: Light lime!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crouching Children, Hidden Love by Erisabesu reviews
Sasuke is having a rotten, rotten day. And like most things in life, it only gets worse before it gets better. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, exaggeration for comedic effect, one swear word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll carry you by eftee reviews
When Naruto falls asleep, Sasuke carries him on his back and takes him home, where he watches over Naruto during the night. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Like Love by eftee reviews
Sasuke isn't sure what love is, but when he's with Naruto, he thinks he has an idea. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beneath the Mistletoe by The Ambitious Blank reviews
It's two days before Christmas, and Naruto and Sasuke, while furiously denying their feelings for one another, search for the perfect gifts.. (Total, complete NaruSasu Christmas fluffiness.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete