Aug. 2023 ETA: Hello, as you can see this account has been inactive for many years now! (Everything below this on my profile is from 2019 lmao) Nowadays you can find me over on AO3 under the name beelzebaozi :P

Hey there!

I write stuff. But I mostly read stuff that's better than the stuff I write.

If you are desperate to find good Naruto/HP/KHR/misc. fanfiction in the swamp that is ffnet, look no further than my favorites list! Some of the stories are genuinely brilliant works, while others are ridiculous crack!fics. Go on, the tab is right down there; feel free to pop down and click it. Happy reading!

Remember to drink water!

It was torture. Every step thumped heavily on the ground as I put one foot slowly in front of the other, glazed eyes staring blankly at the ground. The air pressed down on me. My limbs would not move how I wanted them to. A string of limp, sweaty hair fell into my eyes, but I could not muster the strength to brush it away. My throat parched, I opened my mouth to gasp out a few difficult words.
“Onwards…” I choked out, “to the air conditioning.”

Name: J--
Age: 1000
Appearance: generic Asian template with a dash of beauty and grace
Occupation: student
Pastimes: reading, writing, drawing, talking with friends, gossiping with friends, gossiping about friends, feeling guilty about gossiping, crying in guilt
Skills: raising one eyebrow
Flaws: can only create a single supermassive black hole a day, ugh *eyeroll* like honestly

Broken:
At this point in my writing... career...?... I didn't have any originality so I decided to write what thousands of people have already written before: an angsty piece of angst with no point other than to angst about Team 7's angst.

Red:
I wrote this for a creative writing unit in middle school; it's the story of Bel's massacre. This one is also very rough and also kind of has no point? (Wow, I'm noticing a trend here.) It's basically just a fight scene.

Are You French:
The original version of this story (not posted) is actually better than the one you see down there because it makes no pretenses about being anything other than crack and/or utter self-indulgence. "Are You French" has been discontinued for the foreseeable future.

Mirrored Scars:
This is a rewrite of "Red" with a bit more plot and character exploration. However, I'm already a better writer now than I was when I started the revamp, and I've kind of lost motivation for writing the story. I can't characterize Bel or Rasiel quite right; I always fall back to the cliches like making them sadistic little f-ckers and stuffing "Ushishishi" into every other paragraph. However, I am still occasionally working on it and you will see another chapter from me in the future (the far future, ahaha).

a strange and terrifying thing:
Yeah, I don't know why the letters are lowercase either. Anyway, this was actually originally written as a non-fandom-related piece, but then I realized I was getting some low-key NejiTen vibes from it so I edited it a little and posted it here.

No Eating!:
This was just a fun little thing for me to write while trying to avoid doing my homework, but after receiving requests for continuation, I've decided to write more. It's not meant to be really taken seriously.

Paths to Dawn:
I was going to explore the Akatsuki members' backstories/motivations (because those were sorely underdeveloped in canon), but I can't actually write for shit so...

Thank you for stopping by!

NOTICE: I update very sporadically; please be patient with me! Ahaha...