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Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Anime X-overs, Harry Potter, Death Note, Batman, Sky High, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, Great Gatsby, Sherlock Holmes, X-Men: The Movie, and Sherlock.

Just wanted to mention that I have a bunch of (mostly slash) fanfictions under My Favorites, and if you want a stroll through the fanfiction favorings of myself, check it.

I can pretty much guarantee there will be something in there of your interest as my fanfictionism spreads to all sorts of crazy books, movies, and comics. Anything from Batman to Scrubs to Sherlock Holmes, to the Great Gatsby to Naruto to Harry Potter to National Treasure. You will see.

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Age: 19

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Birthday: August 20

Complicated Fascinations: Some, you know, fictions. Wow, that wasn't so complicated.


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Joker's Playmate by Jokerlady reviews
During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,735 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strength by Mercury Bohemian reviews
Five times Loki's physical strength surprised those around him, and one time it didn't. This was written as a response to a prompt on an anonymous meme. Contains Loki/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Superheroes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Remembering by dinkleberg reviews
Charles Xavier tries his best to remember the man he loved. Cherik, oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
System Discordia by Eris Mackenzie reviews
After a failed Death Eater rebellion against Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is found barely alive in Malfor Manor's dungeon. When asked why he betrayed the Dark, what will he say? The most unexpected person wants to know. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,926 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Laughter with an 'S' by Kir Sirin reviews
Joseph Kerr: actor by day, psychotic mass murderer by night. Bruce Wayne: playboy by day, crime fighting vigilante by night. When both personas fall in love, insanity ensues. But things get crazy when the Joker sees who's really behind that mask. JxB
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Pantheon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, epilogue compliant. Draco has shut himself up in the Manor with his ancestral portraits and memoirs. These are his pantheon, the pattern he lives his life by. It will take his son and an unexpected friendship to change things. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Liberté, égalité, inimitié by 26Bentley reviews
Ten years have passed. A promising young officer in the Navy gets an invitation to a party full of respectable society. And some not-so-respectable. Will eventually be slash. Chapters are very short, I write slowly, lol.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
Shadow Selves by Lauralot reviews
Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Buttercream Icing by songxbird reviews
Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Say That We're Sweethearts Again by Lauralot reviews
It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Bare Knuckled by daina layturner reviews
.:SLASH:. Watson tires of fixing up Holmes after his boxing matches but will this once change everything? watsonxsherlock malexmale dont like dont read. please read and review
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Struggle Opportunity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,886 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Spider and The Fly by God of Insanity reviews
What happens when the Spider finally catches the Fly? WARNING: For MATURE readers ONLY *LEMON* YAOI M/M Nara/Sess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naraku - Complete
Such is Fate by peroxidepest17 reviews
Prequel of sorts to “Never Gone”: You don’t have to know exactly what is missing to know that something is.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gotham Boys by seditionary reviews
The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cowardice by Mini-Chobi reviews
In which Holmes is clueless to the rules of the courting world, and Watson is accused of cowardice. H/W
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Stanzas by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
A collection of 100-word drabbles, based from nineteenth-century poems and giving a look into the intriguing lifestyle of Mr. Holmes and Mr. Watson. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Accidental Therapist by Lauralot reviews
Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Date by seditionary reviews
Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Minty Malice by NIE9210 reviews
Enter the mind of a Joker follower--attached to the mad clown's persona to the point of self-destruction. How will an operation turn him against his idol, what's up with the candy cane, and will Batman be revealed as Bruce Wayne!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Four Seasons by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
As the seasons progressed, Holmes and Watson found themselves inorexably drawn together. Four quick fics, Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Never Gone by peroxidepest17 reviews
Even when the mind forgets the body remembers.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Cinderella, the short adaptation by Arh.581958 reviews
Harry Potter in Cinderella. The short version to what I may one day write a longer story too it you guys like it! DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corrupted Love by periwinkleXprecision reviews
He loved him. It was strange and unhealthy, yes... But it was its own form of love. A look at the Joker's past and his view of the great Batman. "What do you do when you don't technically exist?" B/J discontinued
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,092 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Evening by snapmagic reviews
You've got to try everything once. RalphxJack. Slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Psychiatry by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Title's lame, I know. AU. Riley can't seem to get something off his chest. Slash, one-shot.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
In What Sense Thou Wilt by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Ben subs for Riley's senior history class. Romeo and Juliet references and humor ensue. Slash, one-shot.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Two Way Mirror by AlexPrime reviews
Due to an explosion on the other side of Major Crimes, Batman watches The Joker in his cell using the Two-Way Mirror. Of course, Joker makes things interesting by putting on a little show and drawing an unwilling Batman into it. Oneshot, Bat/Joker Slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Tonight I Wanna Cry by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
He's going to get engaged, and I'm going to get drunk. Sounds to me like he got the short straw. BenxRiley slash. Rating for language.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
My Love Potion by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Hoping to impress a certain blonde doctor, JD buys his love interest a special gift, but when that gift falls into the wrong hands, unexpected feelings begin to develop...
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,279 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Bottom Up by daflippnay reviews
JDCox. The older man groaned and swiped a hand over his face, because he didn’t want to admit that Turtlehead and Barbie were right, and by gum, that meant they actually had something in common . . . And it was knowledge of JD’s sex antics of all things.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Dangerous by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
After following Ben on every sort of dangerous adventure, he really even couldn't think of an excuse. Slash, oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Breaking by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Riley looks back on all the time he's ever spent with Ben. Slash.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Saccharine Moon by Ani-Coolgirl reviews
slash. Dustfinger/Mo. Mo, Dustfinger, and one special, peculiar autumn night.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Mo F., Dustfinger - Complete
Love letters from the pen of Riley Poole by Dark-Dreymer reviews
Ben/Riley. Riley has only ever sent four love letters, the fourth one was to Ben. Just a quick little fic to take the characters out for a test drive. Do not own them, or there'd have been more kissing and maybe a few shirtless scenes XD
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Faithful by Insomniac Owl reviews
Light's coming back. She can feel it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Kiss by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
SLASH! Bats/Joker! The Joker's ever present grin was gone as he pulled the mask up slowly. The Joker finally gets Batman at his mercy and he has a little fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Scorched, or the Effects of Acid Rain by Ani-Coolgirl reviews
slash. Mo/Dustfinger. Even after all these years, he can’t get that damned fire-juggler to leave him alone – and it’s getting harder to order him away each time.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,198 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Mo F., Dustfinger - Complete
Road's Runner by Lover of Angelus reviews
There was just something incredibly thrilling about knowing that if you bit down too hard, your teeth would crack. Clark.Bruce
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Christmas in C Sharp by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Come spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with Ben and Riley. Snippets of their holiday, and possible overuse of Christmas tunes. \No songs were harmed in the making of this fic./ Rating for mild slash.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
What Our Parents Don't Know by Flower Powerer reviews
“Oh, is it true what they say, Scorpius? Can it really fly you to the moon?” Albus Severus/Scorpius OneShot Collection
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Dance In The Dark by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, post-TDK. It was so risky, but he had to; he’d do anything to get his Batsy. Anything.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Just before the dawn by ladystrider77 reviews
Batman strikes a dangerous deal with the Joker as the two of them go down the very darkest of roads. Eventual slash and higher rating. JokerxBatman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Hold Out Your Hand by Lover of Angelus reviews
At the funeral the world had for Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent did not weep. AU. GORE. CHARACTER DEATH. LANGUAGE. IMPLIED SLASH. CKxBW.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Mine by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Warning: Flammable by Spastic Bookworm reviews
We all know Riley loves his Converse. We all know why. But what about when, and how? Join Riley as he has a bad day that ends up starting the best thing in his life: Him and Ben. Best to read RC first if you don't want that one to be spoiled! Pre-NT1
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Girls' Own Adventure by Lomonaaeren reviews
GinnyLuna femmeslash. When you follow dreams and sorrow into the Forbidden Forest, you never know what you might find. Maybe death, maybe love, and maybe the fae. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Batman loves Joker by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Without a Cowl by I am the Unicorn reviews
In which a mistake is made, the Joker discovers Batman’s true identity, and things take a general turn for the worst. Joker/Batman. Post-TDK universe. Ongoing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,288 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
The Afternoon Sun on The Midnight Moon by Lover of Angelus reviews
Bruce Wayne threw his head back and laughed. It was one of the most beautiful sounds Clark had ever heard. So, with glass in hand, Clark began to hunt down the source of that wondrous sound. BruceClark
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Holy Batbullsh t, Batman! by WayWard Childe reviews
TDK I guess. Adam West and The Joker conspire to Kill Christian Bale, So Adam West can be the ultimate Batman. Also they're gay lovers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008
MrJoker? by Luthy Lovett reviews
The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker - Complete
The Jester and the Rose by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Yes, Harley Quinn was a pain in the rear, but she had her uses. HarleyxIvy. Femmeslash. R/R. Adult situations. ONE SHOT. Complete.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Busted! by eyeluv2d reviews
One night, the Joker managed to follow Batman home. He just saw Batman take off his mask and realized that Bruce is Batman. He decides to give bruce a little scare. :D
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
PIM: Pokemon Instant Messenger by AnimeDutchess reviews
Oneshot, Palletshipping, Contestshipping hint if you squint. Welcome to Pokemon Instant Messenger, the top instant messaging system in all regions! Used by everyone...that may not be a good thing...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Simple Trickery by Single Rose reviews
ONESHOT. Batman/Joker. Bruce needs to get that bomb to be terminated before it explodes- but Joker holds the detonator. What will happen when the two face off? Rater T for mild Male on Male action and a teensy bit of violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
A Matter of Chaos by I am the Unicorn reviews
Too much structure can either make or break a person. Joker/Bruce pairing. TDK universe. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Vignette 2: My Muse Has a Twisted Sense of Humor by Jokerlady reviews
Joker has escaped Arkham and is trying to device a plan to celebrate his birthday with the city and he gets his inspiration from the most unusual places... Joker's Birthday Party 2 of 3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dancing along the edge by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK: Batman makes a deal with the Devil in a Nurse's outfit. Batman/Joker slash. M/M Nolanverse. R/R please! COMPLETE. SHOT.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bird Watching by Monopoly reviews
One shot. The time has come for Batman to take on a new Robin. What stands between the Dark Knight and his goal? A playground full of children, an angry mother and a can of Mace. The Batman doesn't stand a chance.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Getting the Record Straight by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Dark Knight moviefic. Includes small spoilers. It is the opinion of the Gotham police force that the Joker would be easier to control if they knew his past and motivations. So it's lucky that he tells his story to all his victims, right? Right?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Kill Me Romantically by Kir Sirin reviews
Tensions are high when the Joker realizes a certain little pussycat is close to snatching Batman’s heart with her sharp claws. And the Dark Knight has a plan to put Harley down once and for all. Gee, isn’t love grand? BatmanxJoker. Three-shot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Downward Spiral by Blue Tears reviews
Dr. Crane’s descent into madness, ever pursued by Gotham’s personification of fear both in and out of his Kevlar suit. Crane/Wayne Originally Written in 2005.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Desperate Acts of Comfort Seeking by Igorina reviews
In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Explosion by Prince Edwin reviews
An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Swallowing Pride by Unworthy reviews
Eighteen months after Bruce Wayne said goodbye, an acclimated Dick Grayson's life is shattered by a single news report: Batman's got a new Robin. Based on Batman 416. Eventual slash. Rated for future. Dick POV
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Because God Has a Sense of Humor by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Harry's second child goes to Hogwarts. Who Albus makes as a best friend just proves that God, too, has a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dynamics by Unworthy reviews
BatmanxJoker drabble.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Passing Shadows by Spike'sSavior reviews
“I’m hurt Batman, I rise from the dead and all you can say is that it is a trick?” Batman/Joker. Warning- Mentioned character death and suicide.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Pause by WingsofSmoke reviews
“A momentary pause when the Fool’s words were interrupted and behind the curtain of silence, loneliness called for an audience...” Oneshot, White Owl/Cain
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Five Things or Sexy Spectacles by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
Ben Gates loves many things about Riley Poole, but he has a top five. Slash! BenRiley
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Show Must Go On by Oh So Cliche reviews
The Gates' Spectacular Mystery Theater Show needs a new magician's assistant. Riley Poole needs some extra cash and if he has to wear a red sequined gown to get some, then someone better hand him his matching pumps because the show must go on. BenRiley.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
House Games by Bouncykins reviews
Albus/Scorpius. It starts with an innocent game and goes from there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Names by Missie DuCaine reviews
Warren/Will. "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interlude: Goldie by Spastic Bookworm reviews
In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
And, In Parting From You Now by Fullmetal-Tora reviews
SPOILER: End of Godchild-- Their final moments together are a blur, but Cain knows even death doesn't matter anymore. Together at last, life is but a dream. Implied RiffxCain. ONESHOT.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Pupil by Simply Kelp reviews
Riley had spent his life being tolerated. To have someone act- and he was pretty sure it was an act, no matter how convincing it seemed- at all interested in what he had to say. Well, it was strange. But not entirely unpleasant. References to paedophilia.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Across the Board by Werewolf of Fire reviews
A game of shogi leads to a kiss being shared, with one of the most unlikely of people. shounen ai, NS, kissing, swearing
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Naraku, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Chamber by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Sequel to HPSA. When Harry goes back to Hogwarts, he has to deal with: feelings developing for his best friend, the Weasley girl having a crush on him, and Voldemort trying to rise again. On Hiatus. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Riley's Converse by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Failure to Resist by saucykate reviews
GwendelxGunter. Gwendel has always had problems resisting cute things, especially while emptying the contents of his liquor cabinet.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Can Stop Whenever I Want To! by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
Light is sick of all the Death Note characters' addicitions. What happens when he tries to get them to sort it all out? Yeah, we'll see how that goes and all.... completed
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Bywyd ar Mawrth: Life on Mars by NQDonne reviews
Harry&Draco. When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter and owner Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Compendium by Zwip reviews
A collection of stories written with the aid of a list of themes. DoumekiWatanuki. [50: “Sooooo!” Yuuko continued, “Who are you saving that first kiss for?” ]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Summertime and the Living is Crazy by Riyan reviews
Summer Holidays.. Harry gets an unusual visitor who asks him for help. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Edible by rospberry reviews
Harry wants Draco to lick his hand. Fluffy ficlet. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magical Handcuffs by Hooah-Camo reviews
Draco has a fixation with being a magician and handcuffs himself to Harry. Now that they can’t get the handcuffs off, magical or with the key Draco lost. Will it bring them closer together or will they just kill each other?... FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
His Nightmares by Nighthawk-Moonshadow reviews
Perry's been having some strange dreams. What do they have to do with JD, and why is he having them?
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's All In The Name by daysandweeks reviews
Contains DH spoilers! A next generation crack fic of sorts. Albus never realized how strange his name was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Conference by Lily Potter-Malfoy reviews
With the end of the series, Harry has a few words to say to slash authors of every pairing. So he drags everyone into a room along with the characters of the story and addresses the confused crowd on his apparent straighteness. But some people know better
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stress Release by Kriiz reviews
Snake and Otacon are having trouble getting along in their tiny apartment. A night of binge drinking results in a nightmarish act that will be hard to erase from anyone's memory. Rated for graphic violence and sexual content. Slash. Finished...?
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fun and Unity by Miura Michiyo reviews
[COMPLETE!] Some certain Syltherins get a note from their Gryffindor counterparts, telling them to come to the Room of Requirement. What'll happen in a room with only a bed, firewiskey, veritaserum, & 11 horny teenagers? HPDM SP:RWBZ,NLGW,HGVC,SFDT,PPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sharing by fullmetalcanchan reviews
[Crack] Wherein Mikami and L attempt to share Light, and his megalomaniacal plans blow up in his face.[Mikami x Light x L]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - L, Light Y.
Melancholy by Old Man Jeevas reviews
Near never cried. But it was never because he did not care. [MxN][Spoilers through chapter 99][OneShot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Alphonse, Edward, and Roy's Crazy Adventure by The Orange Blossom reviews
The title is a bit misleading, it's more of a day, but whatever. Also it involved Winry dying and people being happy about. Also necrophilia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
Pets by shadowphantomness reviews
Sayu knew things would get worse when her father brought the scruffy black kitten home... Light x Mikami, Lbashing...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash. Ron bashing! Will undergo major revisioning. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews
When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fair Deal by Paranoid Escapism reviews
What'll you give me for them? [Matt x Near]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Feminine by sillystringg reviews
L wears a skirt. For Mariah. Enjoys.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What Really Happened Between Orochimaru and Itachi by The Orange Blossom reviews
This story basically tells the untold story, wanted to know my millions. Written by Jack of Chocolate and myself
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Expressions by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
In retrospection, despite the consequences, Matt determined that taunting Mello was the best idea he’s ever had. [MattxMello] [One Shot] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Sugar & Tea by Keruseya Natsuki reviews
LightL Yaoi fic. Mild. In one line: Light forbids L to get to his sugar. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Chlorine by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Summer is here, accompanied by wonderful weather, so Roger decides to take all of Wammy’s kids to go swimming. When Near is forced to go along as well, his dislike for the water sets off Mello’s curiosity. [One Shot] [MxN] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Not Moving by Mina Lilith reviews
What happens when Matsuda gose to the hotel only to find that something is wrong, and L isn't moving...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews
Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The One Big CrackedUp unHappy Family by schizofragile reviews
The untypical, average story of the one big crackedup unhappy family of our four main Death Note characters. What family could be happier? Mainly RaitoxL and NearxMello, with hints of MelloxMatt. [Chapter 3 up!]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Light Y., L
Art of Undressing by schizofragile reviews
With that evil contraption also known as the chain that bound Raito and L together, how could they both change clothes? Another session of voyeurism ensues though this time, L took a step Raito did not expect at all. LxRaito, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Perfect Match by spanish techno reviews
L x Raito. Drabble. 'Playing' means different things to everyone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
7 Sins of Wayne, 7 Sins of Crane by UnexpectedNudity reviews
SLASH WayneCrane. A series of 7 drabbles, each 111 words long and based on a mortal sin. Implied BDSM. Within span of movie. Pride, Avarice, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Wrath.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Tiny Forks by Amry reviews
There is a reason that L is never seen using a normal sized fork. The feelings between himself and his silverware run deeper than the rest of the task force would have guessed. [One shot, crack, LxTiny Forks]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
There Goes Logic by riyaaanu reviews
L loves logic. But what happens when it came flying out of the window?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
We by lessxordinary reviews
Mello rants about how much he hates Nia, and how much he loves him. We. There is no we. Rating mainly for Mello's... emphatic language. Implied MelloxNia
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Can I Go Nowhere With You? by Sarrin-chan reviews
Tales from Wammy's House, before there was Kira, who were the orphans of Wammy's House? Main focus on Mello and Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007
What I Lay Down by mleeph reviews
Love comes in percentages, but sacrifice is a matter of absolutes. Thus, L comes to a realization at 1:19 in the morning. [Raito x L ]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Leather Clad God by Pyromaniacle Insomniac reviews
Matt had never believed in a god of any kind, and would never believe in heroes. He could not, however, so easily dismiss his best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
True Love by C.T Saiyukily Twisted reviews
Raito hears strange, suspicious noises in the middle of the night. L meets his one true love. Rated for L, strange implications, and just the crackiness of it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Enlightening Conversation by riyaaanu reviews
An enlightening conversation between L and Raito. Or the lack thereof.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 363 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Voice that Blinds by frigginA reviews
Ever since I was young I could hear it. A voice, sweet and soothing, kissing away my fears. It is my life, my reason for living, my death. It is a beautiful voice. LXRaito in L's POV ranging from when L was young to when he dies.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
They Don't Pay Me Enough by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
Poor Tota Matsuda didn't know what he was getting into when he agreed to watch Ryuuzaki and Light for Commander Yagami. He thought he was keeping them out of trouble. Matsuda's in for one hell of a surprise! LightL MatsudaL reference
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
There's Hope, And It Comes With Cake by T-c3 reviews
A five year old L wakes up crying, and only Watari can calm him down. Just a cute oneshot about Watari and L's relationship at Wammy's House.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - L, Watari - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Confession For Forgiveness by Rawkin Paradox reviews
Humans are interesting creatures, but one can’t help but feel pity for them either. [Ryuk Centric]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
NearxMello by Hug-in-a-box reviews
The title kind of explains it, huh? Near is bored, so guess who comes along to cure it? COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Hide and Seek, Says the Wind by katilara reviews
CainxRiff. Cain was sure Riff hadn't misunderstood him, but he silently reached out and gripped the familiar, strong hand without a reply. Riff understood everything.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Broken Happiness by renalan reviews
Spoilers for chapter 99. a MelloMatt drabble. Matt lives for Mello and Mello would die for Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Shameful Denial by schizofragile reviews
L wants to know if Raito is indeed Kira. And so he asks. RaitoxL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Pages of My Insanity by shizuke reviews
Page 1: When I first fell in love with you...I felt like killing myself. RaitoL, Raito POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Voyeurism of the Sort by schizofragile reviews
Raito needs to go to the rest room. Oh, and L couldn’t resist. RaitoxL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's A Loving Hatred, Near by Chiba.Kun reviews
[MelloxNear, angst] Oneshot. Rated T to be safe. For about two weeks now Mello had constantly been intruding in Near’s room just before he went to sleep. His mind would always scream, “do it, do it, It’ll make his life miserable…”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Out of Focus by Chiba.Kun reviews
[LightxL] Written from Light's POV. Oneshot. Not much to it. When the two are handcuffed together, innocent desires surface. I apologize for the crappy summary.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Cavity Crisis by s2engine reviews
It wasn’t surprising that Mello had a cavity Near mused, in fact it had been only a matter of time.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Excercise is Good by riyaaanu reviews
L is bored. So, inevitably, Raito pays the price.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Spring by peroxidepest17 reviews
Spring is a time of renewal.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
White Day by Yukirei reviews
[Pairing: Near x Mello] A drabble written for White Day. [Spoilers up to Page. 99, volume 12]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
L's Observation by crematosis reviews
L notices something about Light which he decides to share in front of the whole investigation team, much to Light's chagrin. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
ALA Meeting by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
ALA is the Apple Lovers Anonymous. Where the main shinigami talk about the addiction to apples. Rem tries to help Ryuk with his problem.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Rem, Ryuk - Complete
Cereal by swirling-orange-sunset reviews
Harry was craving cereal. Which was odd really, because he hated the stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Addiction by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
L attempts to give up sugar.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Kitchenettes and Kisses by animedragongirl reviews
[LxRaito and vice versa] Misa Amane is determined to see her boyfriend, but she isn't quite ready to deal with the consequences of appearing unannounced. [Crack]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Pervert by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
Misa suspects L of messing around with Raito behind her back. But L is determined to prove her wrong. But does proving someone wrong mean there right? L's not as innocent as he lets on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Wine Red by Nanaki BH reviews
RaitoxL Sometimes I wish he were Kira.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Revenge by PsychicDreams reviews
[crossover xxxHOLiC] There comes a time in every boy’s life when it becomes enough. Watanuki and Kazahaya have had enough of their boyfriends always getting the better of the deal.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
When Ls Can Cheerlead by Siete Meichan reviews
One morning, while trying to find information on Yotsuba, and listening to Misa Misa try to cheerlead, L gets annoyed and shows the investigation team how well he can cheerlead. Crack! Parody! AU!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Habits and Curiosity by PsychicDreams reviews
[Crossover with xxxHOLiC] A small job of Kakei's not only introduces Kazahaya and Rikuou to Watanuki and Doumeki, but gives Rikuou an extra bonus afterwards when they talk about kissing.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
The Endless Dance by Nokomiss reviews
He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Not Cute by peroxidepest17 reviews
You give an inch, and they take a mile.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
No longer Alone by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Oneshot thingy. SasuNaru. Christmas! They hated being alone, so they spent it together. One confession, and a happy little ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No by Ecrire reviews
Itachi and Sasuke. It could've been so right. But when you're an Uchiha, things like brothers don't exist. Now continued, ficlets on Itachi and his childhood.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Paper by Insomniac Owl reviews
Naruto was at the park when he saw him, a boy of paper, with eyes just as lifeless.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Control by Insomniac Owl reviews
Such a small word. Such a small, tiny, insignificant word. But even small words have consequences, especially when they aren't liked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Marshmallows by Insomniac Owl reviews
Half buried in snow and unable to stand, all Sasuke can do is wait. - pre-massacre -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bills and Baddies by Purple-Muse reviews
The Joker visits the post office to pays his bills. Wait...the Joker pays bills? Short oneshot story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Confession by Rukia-sama reviews
It’s a love that is not allowed, it’s a secret that can’t be shared. Denying it only makes hearts ache with sadness. Actually a WAAF story. ZackxCody. Incest, Be warned!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Faux by Insomniac Owl reviews
Masks hide who we truly are. But the problem is, some of us do not want to see the truth, and when we do, we deny it completely. [character death]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Protect Me From What I Want by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Wayne Manor has windows of every shape, size and dimension. The ones on Bruce's windows just so happen to be larger than the rest. Tonight, the curtains aren't drawn. Clark and Bruce never can seem to get things right. SLASH.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Belong To You by Rachika reviews
Nobody can see Sasuke's imperfections, his mask is perfect. Except to one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Punishing Roy Mustang by Smex Lemur reviews
Edward can’t stand Roy, and for good reasons too. However, when an opportunity arises for Edward to get back at him, will he take it? Hell yeah. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bathroom Rights by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke has to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. The only problem is, it's already occupied. And Itachi intends to take his time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phantasm by Insomniac Owl reviews
Could it be that you’re a coward? Not even worth killing...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naïveté by Insomniac Owl reviews
He wants to punch Naruto so badly. He wants to beat him and scream into his face everything he’s ever been through. He wants to demand to know why he's always smiling, what the hell can make him so happy. Naruto is so naive, and it makes Sasuke sick.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
Oneshot. Itachi reflects on his past and on his beloved brother. Sort of slashyangst ItachiSasuke, if you squint. Lol. Mostly alright. Be Kind, plz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sin of Judas by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke left, it was the acceptable thing in his eyes. He became a despised traitor, a missingnin, hunted, pursued, for thirty pieces of silver and Itachi's death. [Judas comparision]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Today It Rains by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
I let the sky cry for me, because I can't bear to do it myself [SasuNaru Various Pairings Shounen Ai Het MM FM Naru POV Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Vengeance by Junipertree reviews
Once Sasuke has his revenge, the only thing left for him is to become that which he despises. Itachi x Sasuke, Naruto x Sasuke [finished!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Monsters by Insomniac Owl reviews
He knew monsters existed. He saw one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memoirs of a Shinobi by blackraven23 reviews
The Memoirs of Naruto. Death is a terrible thing to bear. There are some that retreat into their minds for safety, some that run away, some that are able to bear death's weight. See them all. All Iruka needes is for him to say goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005
Island by Amphitrite II reviews
During their time stranded on a remote island, Jack dreams. Elizabeth watches. :::Jack/Will slash hints:::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Ryoshin Dolls by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke wasn't playing with dolls. No... he was playing with people. With humans. Living ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fireflowers by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke is watching fireworks when Itachi comes home with something special. A sparkler.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Seeking True Love Version 2 by Asahime Rikki reviews
IMPORTANT NOTE INSIDE. YAOI. SasuNaru. Naruto loves Sakura and would do anything for her. But he never knew the feelings a certain dark haired boy harboured for him, and the extents said boy would go to ensure Naruto's happiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,691 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hero by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
The day my father died...The day I was born...And the day I was cursed.[SasuNaru MM ShounenAi 3rd POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
On My Birthday by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Today is Sasuke's birthday, but does Itachi know that?[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gender Bending by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
If Sasuke doesn't like me, maybe he'll like another version...[SasuNaru Naruko MM ShounenAi Naruto POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I want is by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
All I want is you[ItaSasu Uchihacest OroSasu MM Yaoi Incest Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm not Paranoid by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Remember? Don't you remember, Ni san? When I used to be happy? I'm not like that anymore...[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi language Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love of the Sea Lion by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
All Sasuke wants to do is be a sealion with Nisan![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta 3rd POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathe by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
It's winter, and all Sasuke can do is think of Nisan.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Sasuke POV]Thank you to those who reviewed my previous work
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time and Time Again by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Sasuke learns a little something about love from none other than his very own love, Itachi Uchiha, his older brother.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM Shouta Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When We Were Young by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Tears? For me? Aw, you shouldn't have.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM light Shouta Itachi POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The SoCalled Village Whore by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
So what are you supposed to do when you love your brother, a mass murderer? Put up with the torment, of course![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM Yaoi Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smiles by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto's smiles are beautiful. Beautiful, I say! But so full of sadness...And in a way...I hate them.[SasuNaru MM ShounenAi Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by Insomniac Owl reviews
[Niisan... Can I sleep with you?] Things change, there's no use in holding on. But if that's true, why did Itachi keep that letter for all those years?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nowhere to run by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Slash warning. RR. Kept here for archival reasons. This thing is old as Hell but I am proud of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sacrament by Eiri Izz reviews
Cain's missing. Riff went and looked for him. But where is he? Warning: fluffiness inside... RiffxCain.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Of Warren and Will by newtypeshadow reviews
WarrenWill drabbles and ficlets, each short and sweet and to its own point. Slash. To eliminate confusion: each chapter is its own short short story unrelated to the others.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Seeing Two Worlds by Eris Mackenzie reviews
Harry's dreams lead him to take a midnight swim, where he meets someone he does not expect. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid Hair by animalbowling reviews
Harry freaks out in Potions, and Draco Malfoy has to pay the price. one-shot, the mildest of mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Paper Bats by Kari Anna reviews
A little Batman fluff for Valentine's Day. SLASH. One-shot
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 396 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Afternoon Tea And Tarts by Mochiron reviews
Silly RiffxCain. It's a problem for Riff when his master is bored at teatime. Indeed. Rated for bad table manners, among other things. Oneshot.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews
The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 507 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beauty of the Dark by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, JeromeVincent. You don't belong here, and I wish you would stay.
Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2003
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Memory Box by Roxal reviews
Oh, a Memory Box? Did your son give this to you? Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. [Nevillecentric]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Neville L. - Complete
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On the Side of the Sniper reviews
Seb's just trying to do his job. Really, he is. But if Jim decides to sneak up on him by kneeling between his legs, who's to say he can concentrate? Jim/Seb. Slash. Porn. NC-17. For Katie.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Million Things reviews
Hiding out in a ranch he bought with the Xavier money, Charles stays recluse and completely unknown to the world. That is, until Erik Lensherr, a fugitive running from mutant-hunters, ends up at the reclusive ranch in the middle of a downpour. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
In the Dark reviews
Holmes temporarily blinds himself with chemicals and allows Watson to take the consequences. Movie-verse. Slash. Humor. Angst. Romance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Revelations reviews
It was only a matter of time before Watson realized that he, indeed, belonged to Holmes. Movie-verse. Dilated pupils. Slash. Works with the marriage problem.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Pity reviews
All great love stories started with pity. Nick's POV, implied slash. Intimately detailed spoilers; do not read unless you want to shoot yourself in the head.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Insomnia reviews
It was hard for CB to move on. It was hard, so here he was, trapped in a vicious cycle of sleepless nights. He needed something to break it. He found the cure at one-thirty in the morning. Mentions of CB and Beethoven. Slash.
Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/22/2009 - CB, Beethoven - Complete
Control reviews
Sometimes control was meaningless. Will knew that now. SLASH. Will/Warren. Humor. Rated T for implications of sex.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Interviews reviews
After the Joker is claimed dead, three courageous people emerge to speak out about the Joker's childhood. Three interviews, one truth. And another echo of laughter. Joker-centric, Nolanverse. Complaints, don't read.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Naruto's Crush? reviews
A little confession gone wrong leads Sakura to misunderstand Naruto's crush. Naruto is unaware. Ditto for Sasuke. However, as time trudges on, Sakura's misconception morphs into a solid truth. [starts with one sided NaruSaku, turns into SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Last Letter reviews
Draco scribbles down his last words and thoughts into one letter. Harry finds it. [implied HarryxDraco if you squint.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At the Shore reviews
Sasuke was just a sandcastle compared to the beautiful, cold ocean that was Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
L Used Logic reviews
L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Raining reviews
It's raining, and just as he predicted, someone will die. [contains spoilers, read author's note. Complaints, don't read]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Tied Down reviews
Sometimes, your past is your future. And sometimes, it'll just always be there. [SPOILERS OF VOL. 7, L & Raito centric. Complaints, don't read]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Story of Little reviews
Ghosts don't communicate. Or do they? [may suggest paranormal and psychological themes. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wings reviews
With a flutter of wings, the heavenly foretaste is all they left behind. [Haku and Zabuza centric, not a pairing. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Freelancer
I go on without a purpose. I trudge on with an instinct of mine. I'm a freelancer. [Short on going fic, focuses on OC. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,772 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Akatsuki Leader reviews
Who IS the Akatsuki leader?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Words of Wisdom reviews
In his head, words of wisdom echoed off in melancholy chiming. [Sasuke centric one shot, strangeness. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Warmth reviews
It's the coldest, yet the warmest time of year. Can you feel the cold seeping through? Naruto grinned. [Christmas one shot. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loss of a Memory reviews
A girl of talent and looks has been placed in Team 7 along with Sasuke and Naruto. She seems to be always doing everything right, but is she all she appears be? [Sakura does not exsist in this fic. Complaints, don't read] POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
Undefined reviews
Undefine: To obliterate the definition of. Sasuke was undefined. [SasuNaru if you look at it that way, Sasuke's POV. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connection reviews
Sasuke meets one of those people who he hadn't expected. But their connection was hazy. [No pairings, main characters are Itachi and Sasuke. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother Never Loved Me reviews
A letter is left by Orochimaru's mother. He eventually reads it. [Twisted humor, mild creepiness. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Gaara had left a note before he went to sleep. [Character death and one sided GaaNaru if you look at it that way. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Diary of an Old Man reviews
Lord [Ashley] Voldemort gets a diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Voldemort
Expressing His Feelings reviews
Sasuke was always better at expressing his negative feelings. [Mild implication of self cutting. VERY subtle horror. Complaints, don't read]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fangirl's Cell reviews
A crazy fangirl and her rows of cells. Add in Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter. Stir. Then watch as the world turns inside out.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006
Permanent Damage reviews
After a terrible accident, Ed lost his memories for good.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Edward E. - Complete