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Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5100 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Happy Ending? by tickledblue reviews
Daria is a cold, bitter, and antisocial girl. But what happens when she unintentionally attracts a certain charming prince?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What It Takes by Peachy Papayas reviews
Hermione has always wanted to be a Healer. Now, at 22, she's being denied that chance because of who she is. Broke, lonely, and desperate for a job, she searches the classified section and finds one. But it isn't what she expected... DHr DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hidden Lives of Hogwarts Teachers by NoLemonade reviews
Have you ever wondered what Hogwarts teachers are REALLY like? Well, join me while I research THE HIDDEN LIVES OF HOGWARTS TEACHERS! Dun, dun, dun! Lightning, thunder! Mwahaha! -Chapter 2 up-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Marauders Matchmaking Inc by it's a riot reviews
A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,689 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cathy Cursed by Fiery Wordess reviews
Ever wonder about a presentday Ella? I don't, that's why I wrote this.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perks of Morning Afters by B.C Daily reviews
The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Once Upon An Arranged Marriage by marina eys reviews
This is the story about how Char's parents, King Jerrold and Queen Daria, met and "fell in hate". They can't stand the sight of one another, so what happens when they find out that they are engaged? As always there is a quest involved...R&R
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
While You Were Out by Ron reviews
He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/20/2001