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Joined 06-07-01, id: 78150
Author has written 7 stories for Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy IX, and Final Fantasy VIII.

Cellar Door


"This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful."

-Karen Pommeroy, Donnie Darko (2001)

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14389 - Favs: 9,604 - Follows: 9,276 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Coming of Winter by HawkofLight reviews
Indoctrinated among the Lin Kuei clan of assassins since his childhood, SubZero has accepted his most dangerous assignment yet: eliminate Shang Tsung. Epic. *Complete*
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,398 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Act I : Trial of a Man by H7 reviews
What did happen to Link [OOT] after MM anyway? Follow him as he travels, facing hardship after hardship to regain what he has lost, even if it means destroying himself along the way. Dark, Angsty, Crossover, AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,377 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Link, Sheik
Saria's Last Song by Silence-Darkness reviews
A FF7Zelda. In time, people change, eras rise and fall, worlds change, friends become enemies. Join Link in his travels through the twilight of space, and the anguish of the Planet.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,616 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Link
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
looping by the Ambassador reviews
AU, slightly, I suppose. But not in a very big way, just a little text change. Seriously weird writing, though...At the heart of the battle, the moment of clarityand the connection to those who have gone before.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005
Fighting Spirit by Karu Leonnese reviews
In which Amarant discovers there's more than one way to beat a monkey. So who's gonna win? [giftficceh, slash AmaZidane]
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Amarant C., Zidane T.
Grandpa's Recipes by Dagas Isa reviews
When a Qu dies, he is given a last meal, but the only one to give Quan the honors is his young grandson.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vivi O., Quan
Harry Potter & The Dark Revelations by Terra4 reviews
PG13 for child abuse, self-mutilation, mentions of rape.. Severitus Challenge. Harry walks the thin line b/w dark and light. Darkness of soul, past, thoughts, actions.. Will it lead to a Death Eater's life? It did before. But then, there's Harry's Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,272 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thicker Than Blood by Rast reviews
12,003 BC during the reign of Zeal Kingdom. One too many innocent tricks gets eight year old prince Janus in more trouble than anyone had ever imagined possible. Follows him until he becomes Magus, destroys Lavos and after the game. On indefinite hiatus.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,523 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 3/13/2003
It's All Relative by Fuzzy Elf reviews
In Magneto's absence, Mystique has reunited the Brotherhood with the intention of leading the mutant rebellion against humanity, but things get ugly when Rogue discovers yet another of her stepmother's little lies. Set after 'Graduation Day' episode.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,711 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 4/23/2001 - Complete
Hunting For The Elusive Mayfly Known As Love: Not by Blood-Lotus Demonwalker reviews
The Trigun cast in Donut High. Yes, it's a drama with humor. Think of the show 'Soap'. BTW, for those who don't know, YES the story has immense STUPIDITY as well as a plot. If you don't like it, don't read it. R&R please! Chapter fourteen is up!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/4/2003
Final Fantasy X The Disco Years! by Amberlee reviews
[Amazing! An update!] The cast of FFX lives 1970's New York City and spends a lot of time at Studio 54. Rated for language and situations.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 5/31/2002
The Fire When it Comes by KosagiNoLegion reviews
All Janus wants is to save his sister. But the paths towards that end are twisted and complex and the end is nowhere near in sight. Chapters 20 & 21 posted. COMPLETE
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,443 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Complete
Hunter's Moon by Avery reviews
Something evil has its sights set on Magus . . . something that could take away the last thing keeping him sane.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2002
The Grand Adventures of Vivi and Kuja by KawaiiKat reviews
Vivi and Kuja go on one of the most insane journeys of all time! Will they survive planet Teirran and get Naeri's treasures? Major OOC, especially on Vivi's part. My first fic. Yay! ^-^;; PG for minor language.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,942 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
The Bet by Tara1 reviews
We decide to do dueling stories.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 2/14/2001
Final Fantasy 8 Concert by Tiyara reviews
Its a FF8 Concert! Your favourite FF8 characters expresses themselves using songs. Its silly and sometimes bawdy but most of all its fun! ^_^ Finally, Zell! *Completed* Please read and review. Thanks!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/4/2001 - Complete
Wise in Our Own Ways by Chaotic Serenity reviews
Sequel to "The Shattered." In the wake of Link's decision, the sages are forced to reflect on themselves, Link, and the future. *FINISHED*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 4/29/2001
An Old Man's Meddling... by Severitus reviews
It all starts when Harry misses the train, and his worst enemy has to take him home. Sometimes all it takes is truth to end hatred.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Minds in an Epic by billffire reviews
This will be a collection of vignettes, centered around issues that the characters in Zelda V had to deal with. Link's Story is up for now, I'll be adding Malon's and Zelda's very soon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001
The Summer Country by Wallace reviews
The original Elseworlds epic, edited and HTML-ed. Still starring Nightcrawler, Psylocke, Wolverine, Bishop and a cast of dozens.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/13/2001
The Shattered by Chaotic Serenity reviews
In one blinding moment of utter self-loathing and loneliness, a young man reflects and then makes a sorrowful decision, and time freezes in it's wake. R for theme and content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2001
Griever by Larathia reviews
What is the connection between Squall's ring Griever, and the Guardian Force? Completed
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,058 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2001 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Half Lit World by XanderDG reviews
A falling hero. A forgotten goddess. A Crimson King. At the edge of history, the X-Men discover that the world they have worked so long to defend is a world half lit.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2001 - Published: 1/29/2001
The even more excellent adventures of Cid,Vince and Laguna by Kal reviews
Cid.Vincent.Laguna.Esthar and Shinra war.Read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/1999
The Excellent Adventures of Cid and Vince by Kal reviews
Cid and VinceĀ“s quest against a mistery villain
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/1999
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The Dream Within reviews
One choice made for one dream, that's all it can take to alter fate. UPDATE Chapter 5: Treno, the City of Lights, has more than just tourists within its gates.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/15/2001 - Vivi O.
Cram Session reviews
Three SeeDs are on the verge of destroying the world as we know it. The cause? A missed test. UPDATE: The Test has arrived.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 5/1/2002
Darkness and Light reviews
[Rewrite] [Book 2 of 3] Link puts his first entry in a diary given to him on his 17th birthday, 7 years after the Incident. The diary would not be touched again until much later, when events had brought them to the brink of failure...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2003
Time Travelling for Fun and Profit reviews
My history assignment. Yes, I actually turned it in. Suprisingly, I did not fail the class.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Anju
Wasting Time W/Zelda And Company reviews
Yikes! Been a while. Well, now up is Chapter 19: Survivor, Second Half Of. Kinda. (Note: Blue Keaton- you should read this one.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2002 - Published: 6/9/2001
Insights reviews
This used to be Insights on the Fierce Deity, but I changed it so I could do more of these. Then it got deleted somehow...so here it is! You don't have to, but if you read Insights on the FD, could you please review again? I'd appreciate it. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9/27/2001
Spectrum Break reviews
(Book 1 of 3) After his adventures through time, after his quest to save a doomed world, Link returns to his beloved Hyrule. He finds that little has changed in the world. If only the same could be said for himself...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 6/7/2001