One-shots revolving around language quirks. Meaning wordplay, semantics, and awful puns. You've been warned!

Book 3 of the ANP series. After the tumultuous events on Naboo, Cam takes his newly-adopted son Anakin on a journey of discovery and re-training. As the timeline spirals further and further into the unknown, they plan and prepare for the battles to come, both on and off the fields of War.

The first time she met him, he moved into Celestic Town. The first time he met her, she was in her twenties.

What happens when our darling Chosen One is finally old enough to have his pokemon journey? His sister comes along to baby sit him and tries to keep him safe. What can possibly go wrong with the Potter luck and the chosen one's luck mixing? We'll see as Vali joins Ash on his pokemon Journey and oh boy is that Ho-oh? Great, she really wanted some stronger than coffee this morning

The second book in the "A New Player in the Force" series. The story begins 4 years before the battle of Naboo with Cam recovering from his trial of adulthood with the Mandalorians. His Jedi Masters are Dooku and Fay. (and why doesn't she have a tag?) MC has a very lite-Gamer system which is far weaker than most people use and will slowly be pulled back as the story progresses

With Pansy by his side, Harry has survived the war and now it's time for the happily ever after. All he really wants is to live a quiet life and raise a family someday. Hopefully, all this 'Avatar of Death' nonsense won't interfere too much with those plans. Sequel to We're In This Together.

Just another "fixing episode 4 and the whole brothel bit" fic. Not by having the sex, but by sex having never actually been the point. It was genuinely just Daemon taking care of his niece in the ways he knew how. Which, of course, other members of the family don't approve of. At least, not how Otto described them. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.

Harry Potter flees a ruined world through the veil of death. In Castle Black, Melisandre fails to resurrect Jon Snow and soon afterwards his funeral pyre is lit.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline

Maul has just been killed by Obi-wan Kenobi on Tatooine. His spirit encounters the most unlikely of people who could give him a second chance. At the same time, a dying nine year old Jon Snow is in need of a second chance following Lady Stark's attempt to kill him. Jon survives, but barely. No longer Jon Snow, he flees to one day get revenge on those who wrong him and his family.

What if when The Staff sent Nick through the portal and back in time, it sent him to just before he became a Grimm.

A soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live again in another universe with access to lite-Gamer powers. Not a full-on x-over, with only some elements of the Gamer genre. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: The story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequels but arrives in that era by the end of the Prologue. Continued in the "The Gathering Storm."

After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.

Commissioned work. For Love of Magic AU. With all his wives choosing to pass on, the lines between "can I do this?" and "should I do this?" got a bit blurry for Harry.

Had you told Valkyrie 'Vali' Rosebud Potter that she'd end up transported to another world as a Eight year old due to an outburst of accidental magic mixing horribly with a patronus charm, time turner, and the presence of dementors, she would've considered it for a few moments before saying that her luck wasn't that bad. Fully summary inside. Rate M to be safe

After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry

Harry Potter is done with life. He did everything and all he wanted was to pass on to the next great adventure. Sadly, rules get in the way of this and he must now find a new way to keep living. It's not all bad though. At least he gets another chance to live life his way and on his terms. Warning: Mentions of attempted suicide and other stuff to come.

Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?

Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?

Jon has had enough of the abuse from Lady Stark for being a bastard. She puts him down. Treats him like he is lower than dirt. So he leave Winterfell in the dead of night and finds a cave. A cave with a Sith Holocron inside of it. One that belongs to Count Dooku. Through his guidance, Jon will discover his truth self, his destiny, and claim the Iron Throne...through fire and blood.

A slightly different purchase planning during his first visit to Diagon Alley means that Harry meets a completely different person than Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin's. How will this encounter change the fate of the world? And will two restless souls together be able to find some happiness and love in a ruthless world? HP/DG

A much changed Harry Potter departs from Britain following the defeat of Voldemort. Four years later he returns, and nothing is as it once was. As secrets spread and friends change all around her, will Hermione discover the threat to the Wizarding World before its too late, or will all be consumed, devoured by a rising darkness?

Harry Potter's academic achievements didn't stop at beating Grindlewald's record in his second year. Read the Daily Prophet as one dedicated reporter tracks Mr. Potter's accomplishments at the Durmstrang Institute of Magic during the five school years that follow. Quasi-continuation of "Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived" by The Santi.

When Torrhen Stark sacrificed himself for the Three Eyed Raven he expected to die. The Old Gods however had a different plan for him and sent his mind back in time to his 11-year-old body. Can Torrhen change the future and save House Stark armed only with the knowledge of what is coming? And what else do the Old Gods have planned? Breakaway/Reboot of Black Wolf Rises Chapter 70

Harry is dumped, Fleur is neglected. The two decide to leave England for a holiday together. What comes from their decision will change their lives forever.

A prophecy left unfulfilled, a family torn apart by repercussions of war and one child left to a life of neglect. But there were those not content to allow this to pass. Harry Potter may have been abandoned at the end of the war but he will rise to be more than any could have imagined. Minimal bashing, rated M for violence etc. Harry/Tonks, James/Lily Main plot begins GOF

In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!

"You are hereby invited to a funeral party in honour of someone who had never had this done for him. The party will take place at the reception hall adjacent to the church at Godric Hollow." Is this a prank or is it something else? [Harry/Hermione] Warning: mention of suicide; Ron, Molly and Ginny bashing.

It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.

Harry has spent years pretending to be someone he was not, but in his fourth year he had finally had enough. He would no longer pretend. Now the real Harry Potter is out, and everything is changing. Dumbledore bashing, Hermione and certain Weasley bashing. Grey/Dark Harry.

Harry finds a dying ashen haired girl in his backyard being attacked by men in skeleton armor. He obviously swoops in and kills them saving the girl before taking her to his home to heal her. He didn't know the far reaching consequences this would have on him personally. This will start in Harry Potter world but ultimately take place in the Witcher for the most part.

Harry Potter, master of death, finds himself in another world. He attracts the attention of Nick Fury and shield. Harry can't help but think of this as an opportunity, after all, a weapon needs something to aim at.

AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.

After the events down at the Chamber, Harry decides to become the master of his own destiny than to let others decide his fate. He learns of a different connection that he shares with Voldemort; and magic that will make him a more than equal to the Dark Lord.

Harry didn't put his name in the cup. His best friend's turned on him, Dumbledore wouldn't help. He turns to a family to help, he discovers a world of magic that should've helped him and one who did not. New friends are made and those choices change things for the better.

If asked, the nurses would say that Harry Potter was one of the most attentive babies they had ever seen. Sirius Black would claim that he was the baby's favorite after all the baby had smiled for the first time after seeing him through Lily would be quick to remind him that babies don't have a focused vision until they were at least 8 weeks old. A Second chance fic.

"The night of our wedding feast, the first time we shared a bed, he called me by your sister's name. He was on top of me, in me, stinking of wine, and he whispered Lyanna." AGOT, Eddard XII. Robert managed to get one thing right that night, and Cersei decides against aborting the child. Harry Potter is reborn as Steffon Baratheon, Crown Prince of the Seven Kingdom.

AU. Harry Tyrell the counterpart to Harry Potter, born the second son of House Tyrell dares to dream. He will not be a sword at the side of his brother, a knight of the Kingsguard or what else his family plans. He will make his own destiny and show the world what 'Growing Strong' really means. Image is curtsey of NyxxNoxx.

Harry gets thrown back in time and ends up in his ten year old body. This time, he's going to do everything different, this time he will have a proper relationship with the love of his life who happens to be a Siren and this time he's not playing Dumbledore's games.Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Harry x original character. Crazy, overpowered and insane Harry

Nearly born at the same time, twins but still different. Daniel is declared the boy who lived. So what's a good brother to do? Create his own legend... and protect his brother. Careful World, here comes the Black. Contains Harem, some Femslash and Powerful/OP Harry.

Harry Potter is reborn in Westeros as son of Brandon Stark and Ashara Dayne four years before Robb Stark was born.. Watch a ruthless and fierce Harry becoming a powerful lord of North and emergence of of North as a powerful kingdom... Inspired from "A New World to Conquer" by "LordOfTheGrey" and " Wild Wolf" by"Vimesenthusiast".

Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.

Spoilers for Endgame. Thor threw Loki into the Bifrost to save him from Thanos, and now the God of Mischief must work together with Earth's Mightiest Heroes to defeat the Mad Titan before he wipes out half the universe.

People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.

Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix

There was a time when a Titan snapped the neck of a god, but it wasn't the end of the story, it was the beginning. Infinity War fix-it.

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper broke into Bill Compton's restricted database. Both men are brought before the Magister and Penny and her nerds show up at the scene. The Magister orders Bill to turn the fivesome.

Harry dies as the Master of Death and is then chosen for a greater destiny. However he could never be normal in any world. He is born the son of Lyanna Stark & Rhaegar Targaryen; only this time they both survive in exile. The game has changed forever & one special young man makes all the difference. The legend of the Dragonborn has arrived with Rhaenys and Daenerys by his side.

Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

And what, I can write up contracts that can strip the magic of any of my descendants that are inescapable? So how about one that says 'Don't be a bad person? or even 'Don't marry muggles? I can't see certain families passing that one up. And what is a marriage, anyway. If it is so arbitrary, you expect me to believe 'magic itself' or something cares about human marriage?...

The war is over Voldemort is dead and Harry has been betrayed by those closest to him. Time-travel fic, AU, OOC, OC, some character bashing,rating may change. Dark!/Grey! Harry Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter all rights etc. belong to J.K. Rowling

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

Carlisle and Esme find more than just the friend they were looking for in London. The person they find while looking for witnesses may not have a huge effect on the outcome, but it definitely leaves them to wonder what the future holds now that this random young man has stepped into their circle of friends. TwoShot. Completed. Breaking Dawn and AU HP verse closure. Harry/Angela

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.

Before Bit Cloud defeated Vega Obscura at the Royal Cup, one flag flew over Zi. Three years have passed since that battle, and the second Chaotic Century has dawned. Where one nation stood, now six claim the right to rule - war has returned to Planet Zi.

Power is not given. It must be taken - The Godfather III

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne