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Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward
A Special Gift by rosegraceblack1 reviews
Found to betrayed by his friends and family, Harry receives a special gift, a new life in a new world. Elfling Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,024 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/24/2013
New Life by TimeRose reviews
Hermione Granger is now raising Ted Lupin by herself after her friends leave her. When the minsitry places a recently returned Sirius Black in her care to help adjust to his new life, perhaps he might help her find her own and be truly happy with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Compassion Holding its Breath by maruxf reviews
Twilight always felt as if it had started from a much more "adult" place than the books showed; as if an editor had said "this is good, but let's clean it up for young adults." But really...why is Bella so insecure and where does Edward's self-loathing truly come from? Rosalie's festering hostility? Esme's truncated yearnings? Carlisle's regrets? This is a grown-ups Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,511 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/21 - Bella, Edward
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family is still fighting against a war with a Dark Lord who is ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry really doesn't want in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,995 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Second Hope by blackgoddess123 reviews
Harry is violently flung into Middle Earth after the Final Battle. Can this poor war torn Savior find peace in this new world? Perhaps as an elfling he can. With the help of the Elves and some very kind humans and hobbits he can heal. His struggles are not over with his coming here. But he will not have to shoulder the burden alone. Rating Subject to change. Please Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/22/2013
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 7,577 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Down the Rabbit Hole by lferg reviews
After spending a month in Death Eater captivity 17 year old Harry escapes only to be transported to another dimension where his parents are alive and he is supposedly dead. cp 19-21 are new
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Elfling Harry? by auraleek reviews
In the aftermath of the wizarding war the Valar make an executive decision to rescue Harry and give him the life they feel he has always deserved. Unfortunately they should have consulted with the wizard in question because nothing goes as planned for anyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/4/2013
Two For Joy by Antigone1Evenstar reviews
It had to happen eventually, didn't it? That whole 'love' thing. Sequel to "Letter to an Idiot Elf".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,381 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,879 - Follows: 8,456 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
How to Build a Heart out of Ashes by Teumessian reviews
In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,618 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Back From The Grave by spellmugwump97 reviews
Exactly eleven years after the war, a blue light glows over the carefully rebuilt Wizarding World. People are coming back, but it's not just the good guys who have unfinished business.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,088 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P.
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have happened due to those changes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D.
Night Flight by Massanie reviews
When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,012 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
Ways It Didn't Happen by Antigone1Evenstar reviews
An AU spinoff from my "Letters" universe, a series of sequels or prequels or completely different ways the plot could have gone. Mostly one-shots. Basically, storage for plot bunnies. As ever, wildly AU from LOTR or HP, and Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!" T for swearing and a tiny bit of suggestive-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,944 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Harry P.
The Mirror of possibilities by heyo reviews
The war is over,and Harry wants to continue with his life. But his hopeful plans for the future encounter a glitch in the form of an Alternative World where his parents are alive and he has siblings! Continues after book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Blindfold by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,353 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
At war's end, Hermione is swept into the intrigue of an alternate world of opposites where Dumbledore rules as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and Dark Magic have revolutionized Britain. Light families who attempted resistance under Tom Riddle's leadership have been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione fix another shattered world - and still get back to her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,926 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Comfort by Criminal-Dawn reviews
Growing romance between two unexpected people.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 3,969 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
A Narnian Revelation by cap red reviews
In England the Pevensies are living their lives, no one but them knowing about Narnia and that they were Kings and Queens there. What happens when a Portal between worlds opens and the Narnian world becomes part of the English one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Where We Only Cry From Joy by Southern Hearts reviews
Exhausted of options, James Potter tries to find a way to break his wife out of Azkaban. His deceased son popping in from an alternate reality was the last complication he ever wanted, but it just might be the one he needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,397 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,745 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D.
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,441 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
And They Lived Happily Ever After by dancingloki reviews
It's love at first sight when Sherlock meets the new forensic doctor replacing Anderson-but will he manage to net the mysterious John Watson, or will he inadvertently send him screaming?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Poison Tree by BittersweetWhispers1 reviews
Someone makes an attempt on Hermione's life and Harry takes on the case. He turns to Lucius Malfoy for help, but a Malfoy under the Ministry's thumb is still a dangerous man. And just what are his intentions towards Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,308 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
For Always, Take Two by DonnaBella10 reviews
Sherlock is a 1000 year old vampire who had just lost the love of his life and mate, John Watson, after 60 years together. Decades have gone by and now in present day London, Sherlock is brought by fate to meet a man... Who speaks, looks, acts and even holds the same name of his dead lover. Could he get a second chance? Johnlock/reincarnation
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,738 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
May your path be green and golden by Lurking Casually reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Then why hasn't it ended. Elfling!Harry Elfling Harry .R&R. May be Slash/Romance (I am Goth Girl in Pink. Don't worry, I have just changed my pen name)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/1/2010
Not Quite A Maia by Kara's Aunty reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 551,620 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5174 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Through the Looking Glass by MyraValhallah reviews
On the night Harry first found the Mirror of Erised Harry had touched the glass and it had pulled him through to a world where his parents didn't die but he did? overdone I know but please give it a chance mix of book and movie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., James P.
With All My Heart by Quinn Anderson reviews
AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Brief Chat by sherlockhead reviews
Jim comes to visit John at night, and they have a talk.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty
Harry Prewett and the Case of Illegal Time Travel by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,367 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Marauders
Harry's decision by Black Dreamz reviews
On his Eleventh birthday Harry Potter discovers that he is a wizard but that isn't the only secret Hagrid reveals. Harry's family is also alive. An attempt at the 'Wrong Boy Who lived, Harry's family is Alive'. Cliche Premise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,758 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P.
Heritage Trust by chappysmom reviews
After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought. (4 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Cracked! by nosleep3 reviews
If Twilight sort of didn't make sense to you before, it really won't make sense to you now. A recharacterization of Bella and a satire of all the things that made you go, "Wait, what?" Dark humor, drama, and snark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,348 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/11/2010
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Celestina: The Lost Album by Kara's Aunty reviews
A selection of possible songs from Celestina Warbeck's hit album 'You Stole My Cauldron, But You Can't Have My Heart'. Take with a healthy pinch of salt! UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009
Of Elven Princes and Their Silly Mating Processes by NastifaceX reviews
Harry Potter is in the LotRverse! And He's met Prince Legolas, who is his by no means reluctant mate. But the road to Mated bliss is a bit bumpier than expected!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
In Memoriam by strangegibbon reviews
Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fingers Trace Your Every Outline by RemyDico5 reviews
Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Acronym by DancingGrimm reviews
"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5181 - Favs: 5,039 - Follows: 5,812 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Undeniably Johnlocked by Spark Writer reviews
Sherlock grapples with his feelings for Dr. Watson and creates a plan to win his flatmate's heart. "And John would come in, and they would talk and argue and laugh, and Sherlock would "delete" his feelings. The trouble was, unlike the other information, the feelings always came back." Characters: Sherlock, John, M. Morstan, Mycroft, Mrs. H, Molly, etc. Post-season one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stones and Bones by Haleine Delail reviews
It's clash of the titans when Sherlock Holmes and Temperance Brennan work together to catch a murderer! Two great geniuses come to the table, each with their own effective methods, amazing insights and pig-headed bias. But they each also bring with them their wing men who know how to tame the insanity of genius. So which one of them will solve the case?
Crossover - Bones & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - T. Brennan, Sherlock H. - Complete
It Just Makes Sense by zealousfreak27 reviews
John Watson has fallen for his sociopathic, possibly asexual flatmate. God help him./ Nothing about Sherlock Holmes is normal. Why should his love for John Watson change that?/ A love story between two idiots. Light slash. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,217 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Independent Variables by ureshiiichigo reviews
Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Blaze Not Silver by Rachel Indeed reviews
Sequel to "The Almost Empty House." Sherlock and John have been sharing a flat at Baker Street for almost a year when Voldemort returns and the second war begins. Sherlock finds his gifts may not be suited for this battle. And John...John burns.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Letter to an Idiot Elf by Antigone1Evenstar reviews
I don't like you. At all. WARNING: FEM!Harry and Harry as Erestor. Just so you know.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,645 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Erestor - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All Those Things I Told Myself To Forget by Momotastic reviews
After over a year of not talking to each other John did not expect to meet Sherlock in that pub. In fact, if he'd known that Sherlock would be there, he wouldn't have gone inside in the first place.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 247 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Obvious Facts in the Guise of Reality by The Circus reviews
Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For A Reason by Canadian Spark reviews
Penelope has always believed that everything happens for a reason, and being pregnant with Derek Morgan's child won't change that. The only hitch? Derek doesn't know, and if Penelope has anything to say about it, he never will.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan
Sex on the Beach by ilovetvalot reviews
When Penelope Garcia decides to depart on an unexpected, unscheduled vacation without telling her best friend, Derek Morgan tracks her to the Islands. When he arrives, sparks fly. Join the fun. Multi-chapter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Witness Protection by missilemuse reviews
An AU, where John is Jim Moriarty's fiancé. He finds out about Jim's job and agrees to testify against him, and is put into protective custody by the authorities, under the alias Victor Trevor. Sherlock meets Victor, sparks fly!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,747 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mine by oftigersandmagpies reviews
John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guess Who's A Veela by Lusca Luna reviews
Drarry... It's not everyday that you wake up to a very naked Draco Malfoy, spooning you in your bed, grabbing places that shouldn't be grabbed, claiming that he's a Veela and by some sick twist of fate that you're his mate. Veela fic, slash and Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,111 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pieces of a puzzle by Naidoo reviews
When one of their own goes missing, the team decided to track her down. Quickly they need to realize that they do not know their friend as well as they always thought and that it will take more than the usual to find her and solve the case of her disappearing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,888 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Expectations by rosenritter reviews
Mycroft receives a tip about John, who has made himself scarce after the Fall. What he finds has the potential to render Sherlock's mission a no-win scenario. Sherlock left something behind before he fell from St. Bart's. It's the one last thing John has left to really live for and the odds are not in his favor. Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse, mpreg, some trigger warnings in certain parts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,217 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Operation Inked by Quinn Anderson reviews
John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Dubbers reviews
Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Falling to Stranger Charms by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Eternity is a gift that comes with a price, but Harry never wanted it in the first place. How much more will he have to give up before he can finally find a stable home and just let himself be happy? Legolas already knows the answer and is just waiting for Harry to come round and listen. HP/LG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
From Far Away by Jagged Scars reviews
Harry has lost his reasons to stay in his own world. His magic takes him to a world called Middle Earth. He finds himself in new life and perhaps even a new family. HP/LOTR crossover, will be slash. Adopted from LacuStellar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,604 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P.
Sharing by NearlyAnonymous reviews
Sherlock is man who is easily made jealous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Counted Among the Traitors by WillowDryad reviews
King Edmund the Just was once counted among the traitors, but now he is known throughout Narnia as a man of honor and truth, and the High King's trust in him can never be shaken. Or can it? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,916 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
TTB LM X HG by Moomlu reviews
LM X HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 4,644 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Box Full of Johnlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by positivelymeteoric reviews
Everyone had a gift. Some could run exceptionally fast or kick a football incredibly well. Some could paint or dance or sing. Others still had brilliant minds that cut through the mundane of everyday life to expose the wonder underneath. John Watson could wake the dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shades of Grey A by I'llbeyourPatronus reviews
Sexuality is not black and white, and neither is asexuality. Sherlock muses on the shades of grey between and John gets entirely the wrong idea.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Something new by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock presents John with a surprising gift and an unexpected proposition. Will John accept either of them?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Defining John Watson by StillWaters1 reviews
"Not good?" Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Protective Detective by John Faina reviews
John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come to the Edge by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Three years later Sherlock returns to only to find everything is different, especially John. Perhaps the only way to repair their friendship is to turn it into something more. Eventual Sherlock/John. Spoilers for series 1 and 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Brothers and a Detective Inspector by StoneWingedAngel reviews
Greg Lestrade is being held to ransom in a cellar with Sherlock and his brother, who seems to like umbrellas an awful lot. Who'll arrive to save them first? Scotland Yard, the government, or John Watson?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
There's something about Morstan by Ariane DeVere reviews
John clearly fell for the young woman the moment she arrived at the flat, and the feeling is obviously mutual. But why does Sherlock find himself positively approving of the budding relationship? He investigates ... and learns the terrifying truth.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Inspector, the Government, and the Wardrobe by Darkfangz13 reviews
or Two Men Who got Stuck in a Wardrobe and Came out of the Closet "Christ! What-...!" Lestrade yelped. "That was my umbrella, I swear!" Mycroft exclaimed, mortified. You can imagine what's going on. :p
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Winter's Night by SoItGoes19 reviews
What happens when 221B Baker's Street loses heat, forcing John and Sherlock to share a bed?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
You Are What I'm Here For by Poisonchik88 reviews
Five times Sherlock kisses John And, the one time John kisses him. "He was Jealous. Sherlock was jealous. Sherlock bit his ear just before he growled into it. "Mine."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protective and Possessive by Ismira Daugene reviews
Nobody's ever gotten really protective or possessive over John. He finds he enjoys it when someone does. Prompt from the Sherlock Kink Meme…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Letter by AllisonMadness reviews
Eight-year-old Harry finds a letter. One shot, no warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sherlock'sScarf reviews
Thanks to an enlightening conversation with Sarah, John comes to recognize a change in his feelings for Sherlock. Romance. Part 1 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. Sherlock/John Preslash/Slash. Français disponibles - notes voir.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The No Longer Secret Conversations between by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by hollydermovoi reviews
Lestrade is in a relationship with Mycroft. Sherlock doesn't believe he really cares
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
After The Tone by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
Five years and thirteen voicemail messages, and all Jason Gideon wants is to go home. Written for the New Year Challenge on CCOAC! Slight spoilers for season seven, I guess...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - J. Gideon, P. Garcia - Complete
Fire and Ice by Kiska King reviews
10 years after Sarah beats the Labyrinth, Jareth forces Sarah to return and confront him about her new life, the Labyrinth, and what they mean to each other. Rated M for explicit content in the second chapter the first chapter is safe .
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Absorbed In His Reading by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry likes to get lost in a good book, but someone else just wants him to get lost. A bit of magic and Harry suddenly realises new meaning in that phrase. Well, at least he's making friends... HxL implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dumb Things that Got Said at The Council of Elrond by fringeperson reviews
...And what someone should have said or done, but no one did. In this case, that someone will be Jenn. oneshot. complete. don't own. self-insert/original character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
The Burn of the Phoenix by laughandlove reviews
...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Help by Amaya Ramiel reviews
When returning home late from Bart's, John is attacked. Now he must struggle to remain conscious long enough to find help, if only he could remember how. First published fic. Please R & R.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Say My Name by kukumalu01 reviews
Harry accidentally steps onto a time-turner, and steps into a world where he died as a baby, his parents live, and Voldemort has been planning his return from a decade-rest. Will he survive? Will his parents accept him? And why is Ron a death eater? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,569 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Turn by KnifeEdge reviews
While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strength of Hope by Grignard reviews
"The boy has a true horseman's seat, Sire. I'll warrant there's noble blood in him." Lune encounters Shasta for the first time after his kidnapping.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lune, Shasta/Cor - Complete
See it through by nett reviews
When all is lost, a broken Hermione finds out she's been assigned a heavy task, to change history and save the ones she's lost. Even when it means never seeing them again. A timetravel fic set in the Marauders' age. Eventually Hermione/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,002 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 185 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Grey Hair by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock gets his first grey hair. He doesn't cope well. "Pull it out, John! Dear lord, get rid of it!" "It's just a grey hair, Sherlock." "Get it out!".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by missilemuse reviews
Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
John Watson VC by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Narcolepsy by Vaako reviews
After the final battle, Harry finds himself sent to an old, strange world where weakened and ill he is soon attacked and kidnapped by orcs. Suffering from some kind of 'portal'-lag, Harry needs help. He needs to find the wizards of this land... Slash HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Faramir
Wild Card by livngnmymind reviews
Fate stacks the deck against Aaron Hotchners survival. But someone provides a wild card in the person of Penelope Garcia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,221 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia
What Happens in Vegas by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah parties in Sin City and discovers what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. A 2011 LiveJournal Fic Exchange story. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
I Have To Do This by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
When the BAU receives threatening messages in the mail, they begin a new case that quickly becomes one of the most dangerous ones they've ever been involved in. What lengths will Garcia go to to protect her team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - P. Garcia - Complete
Drunk Dial by startraveller776 reviews
Five times Sarah drunk-called Jareth. One time he sobered her up. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Empathy by Atlin Merrick reviews
John would like Sherlock to take an empathy test. Sherlock does not want to take and empathy test. John...does things. Sherlock relents. The results surprise...some. Super amazing bonus: The names of their non-existent children revealed!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strong Enough by ilovetvalot reviews
When the unexpected happens, she turns to the one person strong enough to help her cope.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
take me screaming by with the monsters reviews
She plays games with hearts and her health and tends to turn up on her brother's doorstep smelling of alcohol and a stranger's aftershave. - — Lilycentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
And Justice For All by SunnyInOregon reviews
Winner of the 2012 CM Profiler's Awards - Best Characterization of David Rossi. Dave gets entangled in the chase of a serial killer. Can Penelope help him before it is too late? Can anyone help her when she falls in love?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia - Complete
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 5,637 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
A Part of the Family by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
"What?" John exclaimed, shocked. "Did you just say that your brother is married to DI Lestrade?" Sherlock scowled. "Yes, John, and that's a piece of information about my family I'd love to forget." Lestrade/Mycroft with a dash of Sherlock/John in the end
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Should've Known Better by RemyDico5 reviews
After the events at the pool in TGG, Moriarty appears at Molly's flat claiming they have unfinished buisness. One Shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
A Most Propitious Encounter by Laurielove reviews
Hermione hears voices around a corner. I wonder who it is? And who could they possibly be discussing? SS/HG/LM Worth a giggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Rose and the Yew Tree by Paimpont reviews
A yew tree grows in the place where a dark wizard's broken wand was once buried. Then a shadowy boy begins to appear in a young girl's dreams... Rose Weasley/Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rose W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Any Sentry from His Post by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
A week after the battle of Anvard, Shasta despairs of fitting in to his new life, until a chance meeting with King Edmund of Narnia opens his eyes to new perspectives.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Shasta/Cor, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Honored Privilege by Bren Gail reviews
Anderson would have rather do hand-to-hand combat against Morgan than hear Seaver gloat about her time with the elite BAU team. Seaver learns a lesson about fidelity, bravery, integrity, and respect. Entry to CCOAC The Times Are Changing Mini-Challenge
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Anderson, A. Seaver - Complete
the happy announcement by birdbox reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Men by AnnieVH reviews
Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
After the Darkness there Was You by maia.maiestas reviews
Cedric has miraculously returned from the dead but his memory has been severely affected. The only thing he can really remember is a certain bossy, dark haired witch. How will Hermione take the new found admirer? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Questioning by jojor99 reviews
A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Alright, Evans? by breezieair reviews
James Potter. Mr. Immature, Mr. Gross, Mr. Pervert,… Mr. I-want-to-lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-Quidditch-toned-golden-six-pack-and-watch-you-moan-WHAT! No. No. No. This is why going to Quidditch games is bad for your soul. It makes you pervy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,223 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Want by WinchesterPhantom reviews
Scabior smells sunlight and flowers as he stands in the woods: wanting her, needing her, chasing her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sparks by nebula2 reviews
Garcia, Reid and a bag of Life Savers. Just a regular day at the office, Right? Fluff piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Saints, Sinners & Handholding by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Dave wasn't quite sure how it all happened. One day, Penelope Garcia was just a trusted co-worker with a daffy sense of humor and naughty innuendos. The next? They had this little post-case ritual that seemed like the only normal thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia
June 24th, 2011 by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
On the 24th day of June, 2011, same sex couples were given the right to marry in the state of New York. Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel were watching.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Molly Bloody Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
A zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Time Turning Events by XxKuroixX reviews
Hermione is accidentally sent back in time 20 years. Will she be able to handle living among the people she had considered long lost? Will she be able to handle falling in love and being desired by undesirable people? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,637 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Roommate by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah is on a mission to find a way to evict her unwanted roommate, but will Jareth manage to woo her in his arrogant Goblin King way before she does? Sequel to "Blind Date" SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Binding Fates by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"It was just my luck tonight was a binding night. And I was stupid enough to be wanding out in the woods. Alone. Fate sometimes has bigger plans for us than we anticipate." Once a oneshot, revised to be 12 chapters. Occurs over five years after events in the movie. Sarah/Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart by Candlelight by Karyl McLeod reviews
One small step for Hotch and Garcia, one giant leap for Hotch/Garcia. Third part to the Her Still Point/Love stories.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
By Any Other Name by DragonWolfStar reviews
Reid shows up at work with a limp and tells Garcia what he did over the weekend. Prentiss and Rossi overhear. Implied slash, not to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Arsenic & Old Lace by ilovetvalot reviews
Hormonal was SUCH a volatile word. TWOSHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Blind Date by startraveller776 reviews
Ten years after the Labyrinth, Sarah's friend sets her up on a date with the new guy from the office. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hair Scare by terripotter5 reviews
Cedric Diggory - Hogwart's Champion - tells Hermione why she is so disliked by the purebloods
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting What He Wants by Slytherins Princesss reviews
For the first time ever Draco is unsure of himself and it take as good talk with Blaise to make him realise Slytherin's ALWAYS get what they want! DM/HG BZ/GW -Fic for Sinistra Black's Movie Quote Challenge-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
No one ever really thought that Lily and James Potter would come back. But they never considered that the rules don't seem to apply to the Potter family...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,178 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P.
Well, let's make this quick then! by Minke reviews
The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P.
Resistance is Futile by Liv1701 reviews
When Sherlock makes a move, John resists out of concern for their friendship. But Sherlock isn't giving up that easily.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sunshine by Francesca Montag reviews
The Doctor was getting pretty tired of the pretty boys... Nine/Rose, Jack Rated M for...suggestiveness...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Beware the Jabberwock by TheSecretCity reviews
Casefic! Garcia is sent out with the team hunting a serial killer in January, Florida.Rated for later chapters.Now Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reflect by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
To be sent back; to revert; to return. Glorfindel's prodding and tormenting had pushed Erestor/Harry too far. But Erestor won't fade without a fight... And is this guilt Glorfindel feels? Rated for swearing, no slash. LoTR/HP crossover. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,406 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Erestor
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gravid by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flashback by Dream Painter reviews
Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through... together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jealousy is a Powerful Thing by Bookspazz reviews
Sherlockety/John. wooooh crazy . Jealous Sherlock is jealous. End of story. One shot again cause I don't know how to do more than that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
glass shatters softly by Mira-Jade reviews
"By my deductions, Miss Hooper, you are most certainly here on a date." Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Forty Three Days by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 10,337 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
wanting is not the same as having by Kitty Sorceress reviews
It's the thrill of chase he's after and he's not sure that this chase is one he wants to make. He knows what happens in the end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Criminality by TeddyBear334 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Still So Close to You by Darkwing731 reviews
It couldn't get much worse than this: the dangerous advances of Lucius Malfoy, Remus' unpredictable behavior, and the arcane information that was somehow leaking out to the Dark Side. With no allies, Hermione Granger was helpless. RL&HG. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,276 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,430 - Follows: 6,994 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble by ilovetvalot reviews
Trapped in a spooky bed and breakfast for Halloween, the team must deal with a haunted inn and a precocious child. Come join the fun. TEAMCENTRIC - MULTICHAP. TV Prompt-Happy Days "Welcome to my Nightmare" CH 9 is the entire team!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - D. Rossi, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost Boys by Bil reviews
AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy's fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Last Portal To Forever by Gemkat5 reviews
Racing against time Sarah must find him one last time-to prove he was real. Jareth must hold the portal open, risking exposure to his kingdom, to give her one last chance to have forever. jdbfangirlharem July/August challenge. a very long ONESHOT! enjoy!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Kismet Connection by ilovetvalot reviews
When the BAU boys take Garcia shopping for a new car, hilarity ensues. Thank you flashpenguin for the idea. And thank you Kavi & Sienna for Bonus Challenge 21 on the TV Prompt Challenge - Mona the Vampire: "Men in Dark Suits" prompt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - P. Garcia - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You'll Never Be What Is In Your Heart by ZabellaCookie reviews
Sherlock is distant, John is concerned, Mycroft makes inappropriate comments, and Lestrade is a most triumphant gambler. Sherlock/John. SEQUEL TO WEEP LITTLE LION MAN. NEWLY DUBBED MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Killing Curse by echoing noise reviews
Abracadabra is what his children say, and it still makes his heart skip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Fake Boyfriend by maia.maiestas reviews
Hermione wants her ex-boyfriend back and Ginny has just the plan - make him jealous! So Ginny convinces Bill to take Hermione out but what starts of as an act suddenly becomes very real. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Bed of Lies by sangreal7 reviews
A revelation from Kevin shakes up Penelope's world. Songfic - Matchbox 20's Bed of Lies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - P. Garcia, Kevin L. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The BAU Zoo by ilovetvalot reviews
Hasn't everyone looked around at their colleagues at some point and decided that they work in a zoo? Why should the BAU team be any different. Team-centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dance With Me? by emzypemzy reviews
The team are out for drinks and Morgan realises some things. Then an unexpected person makes an appearance and Morgan ups his game.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Just A Little In Love by ilovetvalot reviews
Written for the Fanfiction Challenge on the forum, "Chit Chat on Author's Corner". How does the stoic Aaron Hotchner really feel about the unique Penelope Garcia?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia - Complete
Two Is Better Than One by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has fallen in love with Rose Weasley, but Lucius & Astoria refuse to allow the match. Can Draco, Hermione & Narcissa help this couple,and themselves,find their HEA.? Romance/Drama/Angst. Ropius/Rose x Scorpius & some Dramione. Story nominated for "BEST HET ROMANCE" at the 2012 HP NextGen Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7606 - Favs: 12,524 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Stuck inbetween by Gixie reviews
Harry potter had done the impossible... again. He was in what looked like a different dimension and found he was an elfling. Finally finding a home within the elves, what will he do when he finds himself back in the wizardry world. Will he want to leave?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Rightful Possession by Naidoo reviews
Morgan finally takes back was is rightful his. warning: explicit. ONESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Change of Heart, Change of Mind by Elegant Red3 reviews
It takes a seemingly insignificant event to change Severus Snape's opinion of the Boy-Who-Lived. The consequences of which alter his future, and the future of the DA. OotP, Guardian/Mentor Severus/Harry. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 258 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,709 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Moody Veela Chronicles by Hanako A reviews
Hermione has known that Malfoy was part veela ever since their third year. Tired of his constant brooding over his fate and his mate, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Three Wizards by poufellyanah reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
Veela Hell of a Summer Holiday by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
Out walking in the summer holidays, Draco comes across none other than Hermione Granger - oh, and he has Veela genes and is nearing his coming-of-age ... fluff, humour and alot of muggle contraptions Draco doesnt understand. Complete! Review or else ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What You've Given Me by peacefulcacophony reviews
After Umbridge's Quill carved words into his skin, Harry kept his silence. Sirius won't allow him to any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Seeing An Eternity by xScenex reviews
HPLotR crossover. Harry finds himself falling into Middle Earth, blind, blonde, and confused. He's distressed, looks almost like a Malfoy, and he meets a talking tree. Could it get any worse? Of course. No pairings. Rating and title may change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Last Gift by Nieriel Raina reviews
Elrond had given him many gifts over the course of his life. Looking back, Aragorn remembers… 1st Place December 2009 Teitho Contest 'Giving Gifts, Receiving Gifts' 2010 MEFA Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Love by Karyl McLeod reviews
Is it a real date or a not-date date? That is Penelope's question.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia
Virtus et Iudicium by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
Preview: "How does it feel Granger? How does it feel to be utterly powerless? Do you finally have an idea about what you do to me?" he whispered gently, slowly running his finger down her cheek, "That's exactly how you make me feel. Powerless."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,868 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Z Cupid Crashes Christmas Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
Penelope Garcia thought she was in for a no strings attached relationship. Derek Morgan thought he had escaped the wiles of his family by moving so far away. And Cupid...well, he's just frustrated with them both.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,612 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistletoe by cullen's pet reviews
Dumbledore's charmed mistletoe is creating havoc in Hermione's life. She finds herself being relentlessly pursued, especially by one Draco Malfoy. A Holiday Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her Still Point by Karyl McLeod reviews
Penelope is called on the carpet by an unexpected person about her feelings for Hotch which leads to an even less expected conclusion.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia
Lost and Found by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Harry’s relatives abandon him at the playground at age six, miles away from their home. Who should find him but the one and only, Severus Snape. Sevitus/Severius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,096 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I'd Be The Perfect Main Character by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
Just a small, friendly discussion between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - James P. - Complete
Nicknames by Daemith reviews
A drabble. " In retrospect, Elrond realized that expecting the small child to be able to not only remember, but also pronounce, the myriad of long, elven names was somewhat overambitious."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Alone With a Mask by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
Sarah Williams thought she had defeated the Labyrinth when she was fifteen, that she had returned victorious, banishing the Goblin King from her life forever. She was wrong.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Apology of Elrond by Canafinwe reviews
Estel asks an inevitable question. Elrond shares his unique perspective on the nature of filial love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road to Lothlorien by KounetsuDeb reviews
With orcs behind them and the maze of forests ahead of them, the fellowship could use a guide. Luckly Haldir is there to guide their way, unless he's too distracted by the green-eyed wizard among them. boyboy implied. ONESHOT DRABBLE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Haldir - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Twas the Week Before True Blood by VampLover1 reviews
As we anxiously await for the last show to air, take a light-hearted look back at Season 2's strange events, in verse. Come on... poetry can make you laugh sometimes! One-shot; spoilers for all episodes.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi reviews
Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Welcome To The Circus by ChassidySmiles reviews
Malfoys lips came crushing down onto hers fiercely. Her teeth instinctivley clamped down on his lips-and he pulled back livid. A gleaming line of scarlet ran from his swollen mouth, to his chin. "Granger", his voice was like dark, sickly honey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Finding the Future by loveadubdub reviews
My mum gave me a good bit of advice once. She told me that in order to find the perfect shoes, sometimes you have to deal with a few blisters. My life is full of blisters.... Sequel to Lessons Learned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 262,250 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Night Terrors by pipilo reviews
Little Estel has a nightmare, Elrond offers comfort. It's been done a million times before but I thought why not make it a milion and one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,760 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Miscreants and Murderers by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
Golden Age Mystery. Corin wants excitement and adventure; Peter wants an alliance with Galma; Susan wishes her suitors would sprout wings and fly away; the mysterious murderer seems to want them all dead; and Edmund...well, Edmund just wants a nap.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,492 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Corin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Editor's Revenge by preciselypotter reviews
Out of character behavior. Bizarre plotlines. Spelling and grammar errors. Crossover impossibilities. Pointless hookups. If any of these bother you, come get a dose of mockery medicine. Warning: nonsensical story for parody purposes only. Flamers welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Jareth's Prize by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah may have won the challenge, but she couldn’t resist the thrill of the game. Returning to the Labyrinth behind Jareth’s back, she made up her own game with her own rules, until the rules changed and there was nowhere for her to run except to Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Witchy Woman by moonyNZ reviews
She had the moon in her eyes, and oh how he wanted the wicked tease dancing on the floor in front of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling by moonyNZ reviews
All she wanted to do was curl up with a book. Instead Hermione is reluctantly persuaded to spend a winters day outside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His Special Child by SivanShemesh reviews
Elrond thoughts and actions when first Aragorn brought to him with Gilraen. Complete. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Is that a carrot in your pocket? by Dapper reviews
After the war with Voldemort has ended, Harry seeks the peace he cannot find within his own world. He finds himself on an adventure he could never have expected, while discovering the truth about his real origins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
The Insane Adventures of Wormtail and Babymort by Professor Cassandra reviews
A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies’ lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,396 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Friends of the Night by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel finds Erestor asleep by his desk late at night. He decides to become a nightly friend, and before they know it, something is changing between them. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
By Royal Decree by rthstewart reviews
A corset is a lie and a fiction and the fiction may be better than the reality. Unless, you are the Just King and you aren't going to take it anymore. Seasonal allergies; taxes; reflections on clotted cream. Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,850 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Eighteen Who Saw Death One with a Friend by brainchild reviews
Death comes to everyone, silent and persistent. It's the extraordinary people, who greet Him without fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Sentimental Education by Demented Amanuensis reviews
HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband's death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Man To Man by PinkAngel17 reviews
Rossi decideds it's time Morgan had 'the talk'. Will Morgan listen to him? M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
Beauty of the Swan by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Legolas of Mirkwood is handsome, strong, and intelligent: a regular Prince Charming. Too bad the only person he has ever wanted refuses his offers of forever. Maybe he should not have been so mean to Harry before the duckling became a swan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley by TREAP reviews
All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Fred W., George W.
LUNCHEON ON THE GRASS by Demented Amanuensis reviews
SSHGLM threesome - don't like, don't read! The war is over. Hermione feels she deserves a holiday in Paris with her boyfriend Ron. That might be a bit of a mistake - Death Eaters go there, too, and Snape and Malfoy are out to catch them. Mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tea and Other Pleasures by Geale reviews
Of course Glorfindel had thought about it, by the Gods, he was obsessed! But he wasn’t going to do anything! It simply wasn’t... what he was going to do. Elrond/Glorfindel SLASH. Silliness. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Deleted Scenes by PinkAngel17 reviews
Basically missing scenes from the episode 'Penelope'. M/G of course!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Take my Advice by Dapper reviews
Elrond’s new advisor isn’t what Glorfindel expected. A light, fluffy story in the first person. Slash. Adult themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Elrond & Estel: Manners by SivanShemesh reviews
Erestor's eyeglasses were stolen. Who did it? And why? AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond
Strawberry Fields by Minstrel Knight reviews
A hypothetical AU in which a most unlikely person removes a baby Harry from Privet Drive and leaves him with the Grangers, along with seven popular children's books. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Divine Right by ssbailey reviews
When the team heads to Maine on a routine kinapping case they find something far bigger than they expected, and things get even more complicated when JJ and Garcia turn up missing.' Co-Written with KDZL. Established JJ/Hotch, Emily/Dave, and MG
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Just Human by ThinkingLady-Marethiel reviews
Estel learns a painful lesson of tolerance. A 500-word short fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
By the Fireside by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. After a busy evening, James goes to Sirius’s house to collect his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Stalked by rika08 reviews
A man had stalked and killed two women, all identical crime scenes. Now he's targeted Lindsay as his next victim. Can the CSI team stop him before he sends Lindsay to the morgue? better than it sounds promise
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Becoming Brothers by Andi Horton reviews
He doesn't know how to be a Prince; he doesn't even know how to be a brother. Cor finds somebody who can teach him what it means to be both.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy by Pho3niX reviews
The boys are out to seduce their little witch. Hermione Granger belongs to them, whether she knows it or not, and Draco and Blaise don't like to share. DMHGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
The very secret diary of Edmund Pevensie by Tau'ri42 reviews
What it says on the tin. Based on the LOTR very secret diaries. Winner of the NFFR award for funniest moment of 2008. Thanks to everyone who voted :D
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
And All Through The House by dress without sleeves reviews
It was the night before Christmas, and none of the Black children were in their beds. Set immediately after "Uncle Alphard's Guide to Child Rearing". Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Contradictory Crowns of Daisies by Crimson White reviews
Caspian has much to learn. Lucy is eager to share. But what does the future King of Narnia have to learn from a tiny ten year old with bare feet and fondness of daisy chains?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Uncle Alphard's Guide to Child Rearing by dress without sleeves reviews
To be fair to Uncle Alphard, there were very few people that could control all five Black heirs at once, since they seemed to instinctively know how to combine their individual strengths when "negotiating". Gen. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alphard B. - Complete
Under Pressure by Cyprith reviews
Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Never Judge a Book by it's cover by Mehuh reviews
More mature rating comes later, right now, it's Everyone or Teen. Story Summary Hermione is done dealing with those annoying Slytherins. That Blaise Zambini and Draco Malfoy. But is it all as it seems? HGDM, HGBZ, HGDMBZ possibly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 244 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything by counterdogma reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Twisting Fate by Capegio reviews
When a bizarre tragedy shakes Narnia, the Pevensies must journey forth to set right what's gone wrong.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 91,556 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Lessons Learned by loveadubdub reviews
My shrink says I repress feelings and emotions. She told me once that I have trouble “admitting reality” to myself. Now, I don’t know if that's true. After all, I don’t have the fancy Psychological Healing degree, do I?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,027 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Final Hour by Gemkat5 reviews
It's the eve of Sarah's 18th B-day, but instead of her friends, Jareth shows up with a gift of his own.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 764 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Yuu the Master by The Werewolf Mage reviews
When learning about a great wizard, Yuu the Master, Sirius starts a little bit of a back and forth in History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Once Upon a Rescue by Chichuri reviews
Sometimes the princess doesn't want to be rescued. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 698 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Woke Up In The Morning by Shipper Friendly reviews
Cute ONESHOT. Lily/James fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
New World by ShadowRain313 reviews
LOTR/HP CROSSOVER: The summer before 7th year, harry makes a wish after another beating from his uncle just seconds before he turns 17 and his magic takes him to a new world and makes a few changes to him as well. Ignores HBP. Elfling!Harry. Maybe LG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P.
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra reviews
Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Second Chance by azerjaban reviews
STORY BEING CURRENTLY RE-EDITED (March 2014). Harry Potter, sick of fighting and loosing everyone he has ever cared a twist of Fate, finds himself in a world where he died as a baby,his parents alive and is Voldemort really gone? Post HBP, Disregards DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,912 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Chaperone by Capegio reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, except perhaps her mother. Sequel to "Suitor."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Fluffy by kk1189 reviews
Tonks cat dies. RLNT PURE FLUFF. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
You Betrayed Us by Lady FoxFire reviews
Ginny is dead. Harry's in prison for her murder. But nothing is as it seems. A Lady FoxFire twist to Harry in Azkaban theme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Lost by loveadubdub reviews
Rose Weasley vanishes on her twelfth birthday, and her parents must come together to unravel the mystery of her disappearance and get her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,475 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hedonistic by Stephfunky reviews
Elrond of Rivendale finds himself a hedonist's dream. Hp LoTR X-over Slash cross-gen one shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Elrond - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Finding Narnia by Livily reviews
Before Lucy stumbles into Narnia for the first time, each of the Pevensies has a fleeting encounter with the magical land they will someday rule.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Neville the Chamberlain by elecktrum reviews
The adventure of a less-than-bright Hyena, his sword-happy Mouse friend, and a sarcastic Opossum, set against a court without a chamberlain and a High King in hot water with his family.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Misconceptions by shadowglove reviews
ONESHOT. Being a Veela is horrible when your mate is not only going out with someone you hate, but hates YOU. Draco has done all he can to try and get close to an annoyed Hermione, but Ron's mistake is what actually shows her her misconceptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic Knows No Boundaries by cosette-aimee reviews
An older Harry gets transported to an Alternate Universe where Voldemort is still wreaking havoc. Involves advanced magic, werewolves and an unexpected marriage contract. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P.
Quick Follow Me by notesofwimsey reviews
In the wake of Rikki Sandoval’s devastating actions, Lindsay Monroe faces the most difficult decision of her life. And she has to do it on her own. Rated M with strong warning for content. Contains spoilers for "All in the Family" and S.4
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Lindsay M., Danny M. - Complete
Messenger Birds by will-herm-simetra reviews
What can I do? A useless uneducated wild girl? Jasmine’s mind felt like bursting and her heart clenched tight knowing that a forest girl like her could not possible be a queen of Deltora let alone get Lief's heart. set after DQ2 and before DQ3-oneshot-
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Perfection by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Magic and Elves by Serafin982 reviews
A tortured Harry has won his war but lost everyone he cared for. Magic isn't through with him yet though and sends him on a journey to Middle Earth. HPLOTR crossover. Hiatus: Rewrite pending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,900 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Twenty Things Albus Potter has never told Anyone by Winterlude reviews
Well, it's simply what the title says: twenty random things Albus Severus Potter has never told anyone. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Albus S. P. - Complete
A new beginning by elrohirnelladanlover reviews
Harry goes home for the summer after 6th year to find his uncle angry. After 4 weeks of torture, Harry comes into his magical inheritance...and find himself and the world about him changed completely...LOTRxHP crossover
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Twelve hours by dayana82 reviews
An unsub abducts young women & buries them in a bunker where they only have 12 hours to live. After a serious fight Garcia refuses to talk to Morgan. And to make things worse the unsub is now going after one of the team. a little MorganGarcia please R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily the Waitress by An Aspiring Author reviews
Six months ago Lily Evans left the world of wizards behind. Now she is a muggle waitress in her cousin's restaurant. Though everything changes when some old friends come to dine. LJ COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Sea of Golden Sand by Andi Horton reviews
Rabadash comes to Cair Paravel to seek Queen Susan's hand. It is only once she is in Calormen that Susan sees him for what he really is, and when the Narnians flee, Rabadash is determined they will not get off that lightly . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,897 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Take Me For Granted by TutorGirlml reviews
A stalker strikes much closer than any of them could have expected... A case fic with suspense and a lot of MorganGarcia thrown in for good measure. Rating is mainly just to be on the safe side
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Kissing Booth by Saiyachick reviews
Rose Weasley finds herself volunteering at a kissing booth during the annual 'Fall of the Dark Lord' festival and much to her dismay, Scorpius Malfoy finds the situation compromising.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord Loves You The Way You Are by JessicaDupont reviews
Pastor Edward Stonebridge finds a guest in his church. Harry gets a little bit of new knowledge. And maybe a little bit of hope..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
After Class by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
Fast Friends by Eowyn77 reviews
With all that stands between Arwen and Eowyn... age, race, prejudice, not to mention Aragorn... could they ever become friends? Just a little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Ouroboros by Lettered reviews
Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Twelve Steps by luckei1 reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After Dinner Discussions by Aeramus reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Spinster by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Men in the Wizarding World aren’t used to women with minds and backbones. Hermione is not pleased with the advent of a certain marriage law. Based fairly loosely on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Warriors of the Clan by The-Caitiff reviews
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Not So Little by The Cashew Nuts reviews
While DeGnoming the garden, Bill and Charlie hear a conversation between two people that probably should have remained private...HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Patience by starlily reviews
Oneshot. James never was patient. Fluff and humor! LJ Leave me a review, it might encourage me to write some more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Boy Who Loved Lily by RinoaJasmine reviews
Prankfests and shouting matches come to an abrupt halt when Lily punches James in the face... then again, maybe not! MWPP, LJ, lovehate. rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by isis uf reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Dream Dasher by Thalion King's Daughter reviews
Lady Ariella Thalia Raven is perfect in every way...except one: she is not a queen. An intentionally outrageous Mary Sue...who grows up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Changing Yesterday by RainynDawn reviews
Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 186,047 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Wizards and Elves by Tamiamus reviews
When Harry Potter is six he is whisked away to Rivendell by a burst of accidental magic. How will growing up as Lord Elrond's foster son change his time at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,705 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Harry P., Glorfindel
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Delicious by Oro4 reviews
Draco finds out he has veela blood running through his veins. His senses lead him to his mate and he has to mark him or her or risk death. He recieves help in the most unlikely of people but also gets something he never anticipated. ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dense and Predictability by Kawsek reviews
Lily and roses. Ultimate fluff man. LxJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Word or Two by VickiWeasley reviews
Oneshot“Please,say Dada,son. You can do it.Just say Dada James tries to get Harry to say his first word things dont work out exactly as planned much to Lily's amusement a smile during harsh times is welcomed harry is a slytherin startin from his 1st word
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Savior by lesyeuxverts reviews
AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin, Snape is confronted with some disturbing realizations, and Draco wants to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,277 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Veela Hell of a Week by cheeky splash reviews
Draco has been told he is a veela a week before his 17th birthday Now can he convince his mate Hermione Granger to help him live past age 17 or is he going to die early? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Upside to Thunderstorms by Alayne Cira reviews
Thunder, lightning, and HarryGinny fluff. Completed oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Live and Let Live by Almyra reviews
Early in the Golden Age, Edmund makes a troubling discovery and instigates a quest to liberate his subjects...from school.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Not So Human Nature by Tinas74 reviews
Hermione learns Blaise Zabini is halfVeela and she is his mate. As head boy and girl it would seem this may be her most interesting year at hogwarts yet. Includes HG, RLL Voldemort is dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Chaperoning Peter by Spouse of Orestes reviews
While visiting a foreign country, Susan defends her brother from a different kind of evil. An outtake from my “Lessons and Diplomacy” and “Queen Susan’s Marriage” universe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Career Counseling by Megan13 reviews
It's our Savvy Slytherins fifth year... Time for a little career counsling from our favorite potions professor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Cup of Cambric Tea by Almyra reviews
After waking from a nightmare and struggling with old injuries, Peter finds comfort and laughter in the arms of his family. Pure fluffy goodness! PostHorse and His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Queen Susan's Marriage by Spouse of Orestes reviews
Susan’s suitors are getting on her siblings’ nerves, while the rest of Narnia demands she marries. Who does she give her heart to? Sequel to “Lessons in Diplomacy.” Spoilers of LWW and The Horse and His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
The Sea and the Siblings by Capegio reviews
Four years into the Golden Age, rumors circulate that the Witch's army is assembling again. The Pevensies go to investigate together.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,196 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Lessons in Diplomacy by Spouse of Orestes reviews
Peter didn't start out as the perfect ruler, he stumbles at some point. Featuring a deadly Susan, an outraged Edmund, a less than Magnificent Peter and lots and lots of shouting.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Suitor by Capegio reviews
Susan's siblings react to her first suitor. [Gift fic for amidnightkiss.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
Labyrinth: Immortal Love by KnifeEdge reviews
Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
The Muck and the Mire by madam-malicia reviews
After the war, a free but disgraced Lucius Malfoy thinks he can repair his damaged reputation by aligning himself with the celebrated war hero, Hermione Granger. More details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,878 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Breaking The News by dress without sleeves reviews
ARE THOSE HANDCUFFS, HARRY POTTER?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
jacks by dress without sleeves reviews
Percy reflects. 'You always thought your job was a lot like a game of jacks.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Percy W.
Remus, Thongs and FullFrontal Snogging by Mandarb and Sawa the Internet Detective reviews
His owl is a nutter, his potions teacher wears plaid socks, and someone left a mysterious nappy somewhere in the dorm. Ergghhhlack. But still, add some prank pulling, good friends, and mysterious poking people, and school might not be as bad as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Remus L.
Risky Chance by Blackrose Kitsune reviews
The argument was, "I’m not being ridiculous. She deserves somebody young and whole.” To which she replied, ever tactful, “But she wants you," with a knowing smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Deconstruction by kirikarin reviews
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Grey by Athenaea reviews
One act of mercy unsettles Hermione's whole life. Lucius Malfoy won't let it settle down again, however. Longer summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Heartbreak of the Fathers by x-Faux-x reviews
Missing Moment from OotP during the Christmas hols. Harry sees something that makes him wonder what it's like to have a father, and Sirius takes it upon himself to show him. Chaos ensues. Chapter III now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 831 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bottoms by Sea Priestess reviews
Percy quizzes Snape on a topic which has been troubling him for some time. Set in GoF. WARNING: Contains slashy innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Changing Times by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post OotP. The Marauders and Lily are late getting to the Hogwarts Express. While looking for an empty compartment, Lily notices a boy who looks a lot like James...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Love Bite by Phaerie reviews
[one-shot] “What is this?” Lily demanded as she entered the room, marching up to the sole occupant and yanking her shirt collar down to expose the dark mark on her neck.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Lord Celeborn's Mysterious Disappearance by Ellfine reviews
Every few years, Celeborn disappears for a couple of weeks and Elladan's not at all pleased to discover why this is delaying their departure for Valinor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Elrohir, Celeborn - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
In Room 313 by Kyra4 reviews
Short one-shot written for a challenge. Nice quick read: try it out! DMHGBZ- yes, all 3. No likee? No readee. R for language only. Tensions run high in a hospital room, following a disasterous Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempting Propositions by KissThis reviews
At the ten-year reunion Hermione gets made a tempting proposition. Romance, lust, and snarky comments ensue when Hermione finds herself with Draco Malfoy as her new boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
And Beggars Will Ride by opalish reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Why I Love by Sea Priestess reviews
Narcissa and Lucius 'discuss' the latter's relationship with Severus Snape. Implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
New Arrival by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Cabin Fever, or Death by Snorkacks by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Lucius M., Luna L.
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Return of the Ranger by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
The boy in the cupboard under the stairs by Under the Oak Tree reviews
(One-shot)Tribute fic to the authors of HPfics who've realised that Harry's still stuck in his cupboard and needs someone to get him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Takeout by Lisse reviews
Ron makes dinner. Hermione is amused. Shameless newlywed fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Obsessed by JamieBell reviews
Ginny hates Mondays and is obsessed with certain objects... HG fluff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fate and the High King's Falcon by Baylor reviews
Pippin recovers from his injuries following the battle before the Black Gate. Set during The Return of the King. COMPLETE. December 19, 2003: Two additional chapters posted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,052 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
To Choose a Fellowship by sf reviews
Glorfindel expresses his disapproval of Gandalf's reasoning and Elrond's choices. (Oneshot; complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Elrond, Gandalf - Complete
My Uncle The Murderer by Phantom Quill reviews
My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Lucius M., N. Tonks
Ada's Memories by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
Elrond stood waiting on the shore of the Undying lands, waiting for a person he never thought he would see again....Estel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
A Cousin's Touch by Pearl Took reviews
A nightmare, while the hobbits are in Minas Tirith after the War, sends Pippin to find comfort from his eldest cousin, Frodo. A look at Pippin dealing with painful memories and my view on why Frodo did not fail at the Cracks of Doom. Non-Homosexual CO
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Hobbit Lessons by Citrine reviews
An incident on the road during FOTR, hobbits in a pickle, and potential life lessons for Boromir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Samwise G. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's My Fault by buttered-onions reviews
WARNING: Contains spoilers for OotP. Harry thinks about Sirius. NON SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Beyond the Veil by Robin4 reviews
Sirius' epilogue, following the events of Chapter 35 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Reunions, unhealed wounds, and remembrances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
I Barely Touched His Head by louise4 reviews
Sorting Draco Malfoy was so easy...wasn't it? The sorting hat ponders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
A Day in Hell in the Life of Remus J Lupin by FairyTale reviews
Lie low at Lupin's for a while'. Only Dumbledore never asked for Remus' consent when he uttered those fateful words. And Sirius Black surely isn't the world's easiest flatmate. For Eva
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sirius B., Percy W. - Complete
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Just Whistle by She's a Star reviews
'She REALLY wished he would stop smiling at her like that...she knew what boys like James Potter wanted when they smiled at pretty girls. Lily Evans definitely wasn't one of those girls.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Hobbit or Two in Their Care by Baylor reviews
In which Gandalf both comforts and offends Pippin. Set in The Return of the King (Chapter: Minas Tirith) during Gandalf and Pippin's ride to Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001