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Joined 03-25-05, id: 782161
Author has written 7 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, Saving Private Ryan, and RENT.

...and if you care to find me, look to the western skies...

Name: Kendall

Occupation: Starving second year college student overburdened with meaningless classes and massive amounts of responsibility.

Aspirations: To be a forensic pathologist. In short: dead people, me, and some sharp tools.

Books: The Scarlet Letter, Frankenstein, A Handmaid's Tale, Death's Acre, Confessions of a Medical Examiner

Movies: Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Wedding Singer, Dogma, Pitch Black, Anchorman

TV: CSI (original), Queer Eye, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, MythBusters, Gilmore Girls, Batman Begins

Other: Wicked, Little Shop of Horrors, Aida, Annie Get Your Gun, The Last 5 Years

Now, for the quotes...

"Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?"

"No sir. Jesus died hundreds of years ago and all we did to repay him was make stupid fucking cartoons like the Transformers."

"Give that back! This isn't my Bar Mitzvah..."

"I like to imagine Jesus with big golden eagle wings, singing frontman for Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm in the front and I'm hammered..."

"P.S. stay away from perverts on myspace!"

"We're like Hansel and Gretel and the HRC is like the evil witch..."

Alfred: "You mean it wasn't YOU tossing night guards out of the window last night?" / Batman: "No, I just toss butlers." (Batman: TAS)

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Pure Guilt by dieselsbabe reviews
Sequel to 'Tainted Innocence'. This is my take on what happened AFTER Pitch Black. R&R
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,437 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004
Home For the Holidays by chemqueen reviews
Audrey McKenzie hates Bruce Wayne's guts . . . and his money. But when the billionaire gets engaged to the bleedingheart's model sister, they're forced to spend Christmas together. Will they kill each other or will they fall in love? DISCONTINUED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,467 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Staccato by Holly Warner reviews
Stephanie wants to make amends, if only she can get the chance.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Stephanie B., Leslie T. - Complete
Move Along by Gilded Muse reviews
A series of shorts reflecting on how the other bohemians see their time with the filmmaker.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
The Kid Who Ate Glue by Elphie Marky reviews
Mark and Roger's friendship from kindergarten through high school. MarkRoger FRIENDSHIP Yay my 100th story! Updated with ninth grade!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Visits to You by The Versatile Scarf reviews
Is this the last time? [MultiChapter][A series of oneshots dealing with the last visit to each bohemian, even those who have been removed previous to the storyline.][Completed]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Mark C.
The Mechanics by Girl Who Writes reviews
Things in the loft don't work it's all falling down around them. MimiRoger, Mark.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mimi M. - Complete
Why Roger Is Forbidden From Grocery Shopping by Sargent Snarky reviews
[written for Challenge 16] Roger finds something interesting at the grocery store and brings it home. Roger and Mark then have Sex On The Beach.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
A Dilemma Of The Heart by Dymond reviews
Mark's love from highschool returns unexpectedly. But Mark's in love with Roger, isn't he? [parody of badfic]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Seasons by ScottyBaby reviews
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. MarkRoger friendship.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
The Gnome Never Came by storyinmypocket reviews
Mark really needs to stop listening to Roger. Nothing good ever comes of it, especially where his bits are concerned. Like there's really some mythical creature that makes them grow... Young Mark and Roger, here. 12 and 13, respectively.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Preoccupied by Blue Tears reviews
When Roger and Mark get a little preoccupied with each other their ‘accessories’ also get better acquainted. Only way to explain: Mark’s CameraRoger’s Guitar. Other Pairings Mentioned
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,960 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
Worst RENTfic Ever by L Ducky reviews
Don't take this seriously... I wasnt feeling very prodictive but i was bored out of my skull. Rabid RENThead coauthored the second chap.. thank you!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Girl Who Writes reviews
During a drunken night, Mark captures Roger's finest moment on film.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Banish the Demon by Solain Rhyo reviews
All that tension between Jackson and Lisa had to turn into something. Rated for sexual content. One shot.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Dance of the Damned by IvoryRaven2 reviews
“You know, I think I liked you better as the poor, naïve filmmaker.”
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Mark C., Alexi D. - Complete
Never Again by CrazyWriterChick reviews
It all began the night Maureen's equipment broke down, now suddenly, it's an addiction. A JoanneMark oneshot.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Joanne J., Mark C. - Complete
Someday by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Set after "Batman: Hush". After leaving the graveyard, Batman makes a decision to follow up on his "someday". But will Selina take him back after all that's been said and done? BatCat. One-shot. "Hush" plot summary inside so you don't have to have read it
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Scratch by Gomes reviews
[GC] ...beginner's luck.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Gil G., Catherine W. - Complete
A Furious Proposal by Scouse reviews
A one-shot fic. Dom and Letty have hit a rocky patch after the last heist and the events of tFatF. Can Dom win her back? Does Letty want to be won?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
In the Early Hours of the Morning by the-fraulein reviews
preRENTfiction. Mark gets laid! By someone other than Roger! How Maureen met Mark. Not exactly stellar quality writing, but there’s some cute imagery of a Maureen dominated Mark. sexual content COMPLETED.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
Tainted Innocence by dieselsbabe reviews
What happened to Riddick before he was caught by Johns? Read and find out. COMPLETE
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Physical Therapy by SKH reviews
a PWP where Nightwing and Oracle exchange therapeutic laying on of hands
Nightwing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2002
Life Lessons by Cicero reviews
Hi! Chapter 2 is now up! Last chapter, we saw Nightwing and Batgirl interact. Chapter 2 sees Robin and Batgirl having a lil talk. What happens? Well... read it and find out. :) Oh, and review? Please? BTW, changed rating to PG for language.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2002 - Published: 2/5/2002
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Of Pants and Cameras reviews
Artists of a feather flock together. Language, adult themes, MarkOC.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Mark C.
Jelly reviews
[oneshot MR] Every couple does it.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Fetish reviews
AU Mark and Roger pay rent by doing some work. MR, MarkOC, MROC.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
RENT: In A Nutshell reviews
[MR Parody now added!] My shortened, parody version of RENT. NOW includes my take on MR fanfic.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
De Facto reviews
RiddickJack. People change, though sometimes, it's not really for the worse...language, adult situations.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Hack reviews
CHAP. 14 UP! RiddickOFC. Another prisoner means more competition. But for who? Language, Sex, Violence. AU, PB and postPB.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,955 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005
Dirt reviews
Short flashback. CaparzoOFC. Language. Adrian reflects.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
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