Author has written 7 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, Saving Private Ryan, and RENT.
...and if you care to find me, look to the western skies...
Occupation: Starving second year college student overburdened with meaningless classes and massive amounts of responsibility.
Aspirations: To be a forensic pathologist. In short: dead people, me, and some sharp tools.
Books: The Scarlet Letter, Frankenstein, A Handmaid's Tale, Death's Acre, Confessions of a Medical Examiner
Movies: Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Wedding Singer, Dogma, Pitch Black, Anchorman
TV: CSI (original), Queer Eye, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, MythBusters, Gilmore Girls, Batman Begins
Other: Wicked, Little Shop of Horrors, Aida, Annie Get Your Gun, The Last 5 Years
Now, for the quotes...
"Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?"
"No sir. Jesus died hundreds of years ago and all we did to repay him was make stupid fucking cartoons like the Transformers."
"Give that back! This isn't my Bar Mitzvah..."
"I like to imagine Jesus with big golden eagle wings, singing frontman for Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm in the front and I'm hammered..."
"P.S. stay away from perverts on myspace!"
"We're like Hansel and Gretel and the HRC is like the evil witch..."
Alfred: "You mean it wasn't YOU tossing night guards out of the window last night?" / Batman: "No, I just toss butlers." (Batman: TAS)