Rabid Lawn Gnome
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Joined 03-26-05, id: 782978, Profile Updated: 08-21-09
Author has written 9 stories for Remnants, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi. Since I don't feel much for writing a long, time-consuming novel about myself, I'm going to do this the lazy way, and tell you simply that my name is Meg, and I'm canadian. So, basically, a canadian named Meg, who (apparantly) is very lazy when it comes to her writing, and values time...

Right. I write for Harry Potter, mainly (well, I don't really write for him, though I'm sure I'd give the matter some deep consideration if he asked), but I sometimes do little things for the books I'm into now and then. Hardly ever movies, though I'm not going to be a liar and I say I don't at all. Because I do, sometimes...

I'm not a great writer, but I'm learning - very slowly - and comments are greatly appreciated. Leave some! It's nice : )

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After Midnight by Iamcarterman reviews
It all started because she was an insomniac. He was one too. It was their little tradition, talking to each other at 3 in the morning. Then, she falls for him hard. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,688 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Breaking the Borders by Anastigmat reviews
Bad magic goes wild after the White Witch's death. In an effort to reunite Narnia with the rest of the world, its young monarchs encounter strange allies, mysterious foes, and uncover Narnia's forgotten history. Golden Age fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,832 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2007
Woodstock Snape by MajorJune reviews
AU spec. of what would have happened if 9 y.o. Snape was at Woodstock, covering years 1969-70, somewhat humorously showing Sev's immersion in mainstream culture. First volume of a multi-decade story. Rated T for language/drug use/intense situations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,019 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Severus S., OC
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Winning Bid by SweetProserpina reviews
Ginny, an art dealer, often finds herself in the mansions of the upper class installing art and antiquities. When a priceless Zephyrelli landscape is snapped up, Ginny finds herself sent to a mansion where the owner is all too familiar. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Loyalty by AudioAesthetic reviews
She likes to think she knows what loyalty is. Susan Bones has always been in love with Harry, even if he doesn't know her name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Susan B. - Complete
More Than Anything by Conqueror Worm reviews
.What do you want more than anything? This ONESHOT catches glimpses of interactions between Pansy and Draco, all revolving around this question. From 4th year to the end of sixth. A different portrayal of Draco. PPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Set Me Free by Veela-Valoom reviews
After the war, Ginny abandoned the magical world disgusted with magic. When Ginny finds Draco, a bound wizard deprived of magic, raving like a lunatic at a homeless shelter compassion takes over. Complete. Will publish chapters regularly, GW and DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Night Patrols by Maginox reviews
Hermione's sick of doing night patrols on her own. And annoyed at Ron for many reasons. Yet when Ron and Hermione patrol together one night, something helps each of them open up... if only a bit. If only for one night. RHr, Oneshot, Fluff, Hermione PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dazed and Confused by NYNC91 reviews
I am a Slytherin, and proud of it. You've probably never heard of me. I really just blend into the background, and I'm happy to do so. So why do the Fates keep throwing me into uncomfortable situations with crazy Gryffindors? Especially the Golden Trio?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Harry P., OC
Song of the Phoenix by Almyra reviews
AU, prequel to LMB. Peter and Edmund are late to the train station that fatal morning and miss the derailment that would have taken them to the Real Narnia. Now they must deal with the aftermath and find the strength and courage to keep on living.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Home by Inyri reviews
Setting: a few weeks after Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy's return from Narnia Plot: Lucy believes that Aslan has shut the door to Narnia for good.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
First and Second by Crookshanks22 reviews
Preeti Patil spills the beans about raising twins, being a second wife, and living as an immigrant witch in Muggle Birmingham.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Reflection on Mortality by Inyri reviews
Post The Last Battle: Lucy remembers Susan's disbelief and wonders where she is.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
The Adventures of Dancing Krum by Dark-Lord-Winston reviews
Krum has been discovered with a fabulous new talent! He can dance! And now he and a posse of forgotten fourth year Hogwarts students are hitting the road with the colorful Doctor Vankempterberry to share his gift with an undeserving universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Viktor K., Blaise Z.
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Summer School is for Dweebs reviews
Madlibb 'Harry' with 'Dweebs' and you'll have your answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A Hufflepuff Tale reviews
I'm not smart, I'm not brave, I'm not redheaded, ha ha, and I can't kill an ant in cold blood. So what am I? A Hufflepuff. That'll change. Yes, I know it has an OC, and OCs suck, but this time it was honestly neccessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - OC, Harry P.
Petunia Evans: Not Just an Antagonist reviews
There's no such thing as 'just' an antagonist. Petunia Evans had a past too. There were no fireworks, so passions, no tradgedies or betrayals: welcome to the life of a normal person. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P.
The Hat Strikes Back reviews
Woe is the docile hat. R&R and I'll be grateful as hell. Wholesome criticism welcome! Not like you'll give it... and I can't get over the fact that they don't have a character category for the Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007
The Reunion reviews
A tale of your favourite class meeting up one sad, last time, because it's... wait for it ...Reunion time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006
The Pirates and Me reviews
A fluffy little spoof on what the evil Black Pearl gets in Keira Knightly's place. or Elizabeth Swann. Or Elizabeth Turner. Or whatever. Enjoy, and you have all have the right to flame me to hell, or call me ... a Lawn Gnome. Ankees, plz review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006
Hermione and The Great Love Pentagon reviews
When relationships go bad ... dumdumdummm
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Hermione G.
Lonely: Part One reviews
Well, this is a summary of DCafs thoughts and feeling as he is walking with the Mauraders. This is only Part One, so Part 2 will probably reflect another characters thoughts, and so on and so on. Flamers are good, but at least leave some helpful comments
Remnants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005
The Underground Mayflower reviews
Its a story like the real one...in a way....not really. See the name? Get it? Plz review, though, I need to know whether it sucks or not. Flamers are ok. Just don't kill me with 'em.
Remnants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005