Professor V
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Joined 03-26-05, id: 783070, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
Author has written 14 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Thomas the Tank Engine.

So, erm, hi.

This is my old fanfic-type stuff. It's all fairly stupid but, eh, maybe you'll like it.

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Blue Hedgehog Psychology by SmallInsect reviews
The Sonic characters undergo a psychological evaluation to determine the threat they may or may not pose to the world. Or at least, that's how it seems, at first...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,428 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sonic
Master of the Emeralds by JudasFm reviews
S3&K adaptation. A disturbing rumour that Robotnik may somehow have survived the explosion of his Death Egg leads Sonic and Tails to a strange flying island to search for answers...and straight into conflict with a new enemy. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,213 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006
Honour Among Thieves by A.O.Spade reviews
Sonic Riders adaption. With Sonic looking to relax he's soon to discover that he won't be able to take things easy as a legendary band of thieves 'The Babylon Rouges' are soon to make his acquaintance thanks to a certain Doctor. Has Sonic met his match?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jet, Sonic
Winter Solstice by Scribbler reviews
SatAM fic. Sally and Bunnie are trying to bake cookies to give as gifts at Winter Solstice, but Sonic is determined to eat them before they're ready.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sally, Sonic - Complete
Unholy Alliance: A Halloween Tale by A.O.Spade reviews
Entry for Halloween Crossover Contest. A small group of Sonic's greatest, or possibly worst, adversaries band together on Halloween night with plans to rid themselves of the hedgehog and his friends, then rule over Mobius! SatAM, AoSTH, SU Crossover.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Had It Never Been by Miss Inadequate reviews
[SatAM] Had the war never happened, would we still be the same? [Titles updated]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Tails, Sally
Rising Star by JudasFm reviews
Based on Sonic 2. For years Tails has been wishing on stars for one thing: a friend. When a certain blue hedgehog arrives on the scene he thinks his wish has come true, but Robotnik isn't far behind and soon Tails' world is plunged into chaos. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,282 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Deprivation by Miss Inadequate reviews
[SatAM, UPDATED!] 'We can call it deprivation, the entire concept of losing your childhood to something that...that well...well, is beyond your control. And I’m watching it, Sonic Hedgehog, I’m watching it right now being taken from someone else.'
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Sally
Be My Valentine, Miles Prower by Miss Inadequate reviews
Future SatAM with slight Archie reference, Tails centered, Tribute to Charlie Brown Change is constant, they say, but he never believed he'd stop believing in cooties. He never believed he'd lose that sanity. Lo and behold, first love struck and he did.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Tails, Fiona Fox - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: A Bastardized Novelization by Nighthawk the Great reviews
A humorous novelization of the game. It's funnier than Tom Cruise getting sprayed in the face with a gag mike on live TV, if there's anything funnier than that. If you actually choose to read it, the first chapter sucks, skip right the second one.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
The Best Medicine by obsidian dreamer reviews
What happens when a playful revenge scheme goes slightly awry? Will it bring two Mobians closer together? KnuxRouge - continuation from Angel of Darkness and Ice. Please R&R. COMPLETE but to be continued...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,201 - Follows: 390 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
ULTIMATE SONADOW by Bryon Nightshade reviews
There’s so much Sonadow out there now, I decided to make my own subversive entry into the genre—something akin to “Shadow, Falling”. Enjoy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003
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The Greatest Gift reviews
SatAM. Sally has grown weary of the fight against Robotnik. With Winter Solstice celebrations days away, Sonic vows to give her the ultimate Solstice present, but there's only one place he can find it - Robotnik's private treasure hoarde.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sonic, Sally - Complete
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Ultimate Parody reviews
Neutral Story adaptation. Chapter 4 up. The Black Arms and the Eggman Empire are locked in a bitter dogfight over who gets to be main villain, and as usual, Shadow's stuck in the middle. Watch out for low-flying dragons.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Shadow
How the Freedom Fighters Liberated Christmas reviews
SatAM. Not content with roboticizing the innocent and generally ruling the world, Robotnik has decided to steal Christmas as well and keep it all for himself. So the Knothole Freedom Fighters are going to steal it back.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Quoth The Hedgehog reviews
SatAM contest entrant. Snively recounts a particularly harrassing Halloween encounter with a drunken Sonic in this bizarre twist on Edgar Allen Poe's famous poem, The Raven.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
A Valoonteen's Day Poom reviews
A silly SatAM special to brighten up my fellow lonelyhearts, as Antoine Depardieu presents the worst Valentine's poem ever written. Warning: contains strong mangling of the English language throughout.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
At Home With The Villains reviews
Evil geniuses unite! Click here for my misadventures with Dr Robotnik and his family of metallic minions in this bizarre take on the SonicLivesWithMe story. EP 4 UP: A special spoofing of Twas the Night Before Christmas for y'all. Reviews appreciated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005
Zis Boy reviews
Little SatAM oneshot featuring everyone's favourite wimp...Antoine! Once again, he's failed to impress Sally and questions his use to the group. So a close friend tries to convince him otherwise... A few reviews would not be unpleasant.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
She Strokes Knux Soles By The Seashore reviews
Li'l spinoff of Just For A Laugh. Knuckles' bad mood is killing the gang's beach trip. So, Amy and Tails attempt to cheer him up with a very 'ticklish' situation. Innocent fun here, so be cool if reviewing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Invasion of Sodor! reviews
In an attempt to modernise, the Island of Sodor gets its own tiny army squadren. The only problem is that the military vehicles have left their brains back at the battlefield, so to speak. How on earth will the engines cope?
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005
EGGSTERMINATE! reviews
Daft Sonic-Dr Who crossover in the SatAM world. A group from the most fearsome race in the universe lands outside Robotropolis bearing their infamous sink plungers. Cue headaches all round for Robotnik and Snively. A review or two would be nice.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005
Heart To Heart reviews
Short & sweet SatAM fic, in which Sally comforts Tails following a nightmare. Kinda sad, but don't worry, folks - it ends well enough. Reviews appreciated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005
Lame Games & Knux's Dame reviews
A poker game between Sonic and his pals is interrupted by a gatecrashing Knuckles, who is on the run from a mysterious someone... A daft little tribute to a good friend of mine.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
Just For A Laugh reviews
Silly SatAM fic. Sally & Bunnie have been captured and now face the worst possible torture of all - Snively's feather! Can Sonic & Tails save them before they giggle away the secrets of Knothole? Please R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005
Tails of Origin reviews
SatAM fic. Basically a cute little personal interp' on how Sonic first met Tails and gives a little insight into how I view the series. Also, first story of mine here, so please R&R and go easy on me.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2005