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Jackass Jesus and the Homo-Liberal War on Christmas reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) Jackass Jesus is irritated that gays and liberals are attacking and desecrating Christmas, so he sets off to Earth once again to set things straight. However, things may not turn out the way he expected.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
Jackass Jesus and the Evils of Halloween reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) Jackass Jesus is dismayed to see that humanity has largely abandoned belief in him and are instead celebrating the ungodly holiday of Halloween. Intent on rectifying this, Jesus returns to Earth, but as usual, things don't go his way.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jesus - Complete
A Matter of Perspective reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) Lucifer believed that questions of morality were irrelevant in heaven. Until he discovers God's dark side.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Satan, OC - Complete
Jackass Jesus and the Forty Whores reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) Jackass Jesus and his disciples decided to take a break in a small town and visit the local brothel. Unfortunately, it wasn't what Jesus was expecting.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Jesus, John the Apostle, OC - Complete
After leaving a Gazelle concert, Clawhauser, depressed about the fact that he loves Chief Bogo but can't have him, decides to relieve himself outside Little Rodentia, inadvertently causing a major catastrophe. (Listing image by Day Donaldson)
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2016 - B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo - Complete
The Pred-Chaser's Itch reviews
Judy takes a week off to visit her family in Bunnyburrow and to see the new horror exhibit set up to instill terror into prey animals. Unfortunately, Judy is a changed bunny, and it doesn't have the intended effect on her.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] Bonnie H., Stu H. - Complete
Jackass Jesus Take the Wheel reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) A woman in an out-of-control car asks Jackass Jesus to take the wheel. What could go wrong?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Jesus, OC - Complete
Flash gets involved in a car accident and loses everything. Remembering the story of a magical lake than can restore any mammal's losses on the condition that they have a pure heart, Flash decides to try it. However, he may have asked for more than he can handle.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Complete
Danny Butterman comes across Michael in a mess of his own making. Seeing a broken version of his younger self, he sets out to help him.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman, Lurch - Complete
Everyone's A Little Bit Speciesist reviews
In Zootopia, everyone's a little bit speciesist. (Crackfic)
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo - Complete
Jackass Jesus reviews
(Jackass Jesus Universe) A retelling of the crucifixion, death and resurrection of Jesus, except this time with a foul-mouthed, hippie stoner as the messiah.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Jesus, Satan - Complete