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Joined 03-27-05, id: 783821
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
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A Not So Simple Kind of Life by DragonsAngel68 reviews
SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregn
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 324,315 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6761 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Two Rows Don't Make a Right by Accio Ron reviews
Sometimes, a night of hurt feelings and tears are just what two best friends need to make them realize that through all their years together, somewhere along the way, they started seeing one another as more than just friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,857 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Operation KFFA by The Watch Pixies reviews
Randomness and Humor ensue when Fred finds himself having new feelings towards someone he really should not be. Not to mention the situations they find themselves in... Joint Story by the authors of Someday We'll Know and As Lovers Go
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Dragon and Angel by DragonsAngel68 reviews
COMPLETE! Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin. Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge? Has Draco been keeping secrets? Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may hav
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 382,637 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When the Clock Strikes by Keither Serenity reviews
ON HOLD.DMHG. A legendary clock that can destroy the world. The Ministry sends the most unlikely couple to find it first.What happens in Love and War?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Look at moiye ploise reviews
Hermione turned. 'Bite me, Malfoy.' 'Gladly.' Was the reply. A DracoHermione office romance with more than a few twists ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twinfluenza by Ishkie reviews
Hermione and the twins are stretched to the breaking point taking care of a sick batch of Weasleys. Can Hermione last when the twins get sick themselves? And maybe, just maybe, taking care of them will help Hermione see them in a new light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - George W., Hermione G.
Road Trip by vellagirl reviews
School is over and the war has been won (by the good guys)and the trio is in need of a vacation. So follow along on this comedic(and sometimes romantic) road trip. Please read and review! AN: right now the story isn't R rating, but I think it will get
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Taking Notice by Remy-Gilmore reviews
Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl." Ron Weasley decides to find out just how many other people have noticed that Hermione is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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For Love And Money reviews
What happens when Hermione's mum is sick, and the Grangers run out of money for her treatments? Will Hermione be willing to do whatever it takes to get the money she needs? And what will the repercussions be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
If You Leave reviews
The final war has come, but Harry has one last goodbye to say before he goes. This is the story of Harry and Ginny's last night together. A songfic to 'If You Leave' by Nada Surf. Definitely a HPGW fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Bohemian Rhapsody reviews
What happens when Ron is arrested for murder? This is a one-shot songfic to the infamous Queen song!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete