Author has written 11 stories for King Arthur, Star Wars, Stargate: SG-1, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Stargate: Atlantis, Friday Night Lights, Misc. Tv Shows, Band of Brothers, and Vampire Diaries.
Bonjour mez amis!
I'm a film student and a music lover. Trying to either get a job on tour or sell a script. Basically whichever one happens first.
If you want to know more about me follow me on Tumblr: jaxthevampire.tumblr.com
The Vampire Diaries, The Mortal Instruments series, The Book of Joby, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Twilight Saga, The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley and all her other books, Wicked series by Nancy Holder and Debbie Viguie, The Work and the Glory series by Gerald Lund, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars: Jedi Trial, Shatterpoint and many other star wars books, The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan, Romeo and Juliet, Memiors of a Giesha, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Odyssey, The Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, Harry Potter, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy by Libba Bray, Harry Potter, The Eight by Katherine Neville
those are some of my fav books..so basically...if it is a sci-fi or fantasy series I am going to love it. And I will read anything that has to do with King Arthur and his knights
The Dark Knight, Boondock Saints I & II, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Blood Diamond, King Arthur, Stargate, Stargate: Ark of Truth, Stargate: Continuum, Children of Men, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Ninja Assassin, Band of Brothers, Die Hard, Angels and Demons, American History X, Jurassic Park, Kingdom of Heaven, Gladiator, Lethal Weapon, What Women Want, Top Gun, the Bourne Identity, Dead Poet's Society, The Fugitive, Juno, Pirates of the Caribbean, Taking Chance, Tristan & Isolde, 10 Things I Hate About You
Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate: Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Angel, Farscape, Firefly, Roar, One Tree Hill, Rome
Favorite Quotes (now I have a whole journal at home full of quotes, so these will just be some of them. All from movies and TV shows)
"Nothing's important. Not anymore." --Damon, The Vampire Diaries
"Teach me to be good." --Damon, The Vampire Diaries
"They had a blanket..." "You're an idiot." --Mr. and Mrs. Coach, Friday Night Lights
"Clear eyes, Full hearts, Can't lose!!" --Friday Night Lights
"My girlfriend became my arch enemy. My arch enemy became my best friend. My best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school." --Sky High
"If life suddenly got fair, I doubt it would happen in high school." --Sky High
"History is written by those who have hanged heroes." --Braveheart
"Heroes don't accept the world the way it is, they fight it." --Angel
"We help the helpless, if that's you, leave a message." --Angel
"My friend, there is a fine line between coincidence and fate." --Mummy Returns
"Only the journey is written, not the destination." --Mummy Returns
"Some journeys, take us far from home. And some adventures, lead us to our destiny." --Narnia
"I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed." --The Last Samurai
"We are not the polite people that live in poems. We are blessed and cursed by our times." --King Arthur
“Do you know what I think a great leader is? A man who hates leaders. A man who would mistrust even themselves in that position. A man who leads only because someone must.” --King Arthur, the book
"Difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon we must all face the choice, between what is right and what is easy." --Harry Potter
"Have we sent the 'Don't shoot, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"--Farscape
Stories in the works:
The lurking reader
In the lost world of interwebs
around the sea of fiction land
stories float and fandom boats
splash & crash on cyber-sand.
An alert on the one, two,
a favorite on the three, four,
but a review?! Duck silent—do!
—muted murmurs ‘neath the roar.
A lurking reader is unnamed
anonymous, statistical blip
not google spider, not server check
but phantom rider on ghost ship.
We speak alive, scream our words
with pen and type like sword and scythe
and yet ye disappear as fair folk do
smiling but shying, fading—flying
cyber-slurps unto the night.
That's a great poem right?? Found it on another profile...
22 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Spread the Stupidity
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Dude, seriously...every single one of these applies to me...LOLOL...those were the days...I almost forgot about the 3 Ninjas movies...CAPTAIN PLANET BABY!! LOL