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So you know, that chick right there is Mae West, the original Bad Girl, and a true idol for women everywhere. "Too many girls follow the line of least resistance -- but a good line is hard to resist." -Mae West.

At the age of three, I sold my soul to Disney in exchange for the ability to randomly break into song. I regret nothing.

I never know what I'm supposed to put in these things. I guess I could follow the trend of many and write about my various obsessions. I currently own every movie that Johnny Depp was ever in, theres a good place to start. He's brilliant. End of story. Period. Mel Gibson and him are tied for loves of my life.

Despite the fact that I know any The Fast and the Furious movies aren't exactly Oscar material, I love them. Except Tokyo Drift, that one I pretend doesn't exist. Those movies are there for the girls to see pretty Paul Walker and effin' sexy Vin Diesel and for guys to see their favorite combination of action, girls that pass off napkins as clothes, and cars. My fix comes from Vin Diesel and cars, and I happily swoon that he drives my favorite car in the movie.

The only two television shows I am watching now are Sons of Anarchy and Leverage. I like others too, like Criminal Minds and all that, but those two shows are the only ones that I obsess over. And yes, to all those who say that Sons of Anarchy is a completely unrealistic portrayal of a motorcycle club, I promise you I'm aware of that, as I am very good friends with an actual MC and am currently involved with a member, but I assure you I don't watch television with the pretense that stuff like that actually is relevant in real life. I watch for the devastatingly hot guys, violence, motorcycles, and tattoos. Oh and COME ON its RON effin' PERLMAN! AND KATEY frickin' SAGAL!

I love anything Medieval. King Arthur all the way.

I want to go on record that anything that has to do with Boondock Saints is an epic win. Nothing will ever top it, and I will forever have a conflict as to which McManus brother is my favorite.

I have a twin. We're not related, yet we look eerily alike, and share a brain. She's four years older than me, and she likes nerds. I effing love my twin.

And just for the records, I melt for bad boys. And you wonder why I like what I like.

My Old Man/Significant Other thinks I'm insane, and makes fun of me for owning an electric blanket. This coming from the man that rides his Harley in 15 degree weather.

Words of wisdom for any female living in a house full of males with only two bathrooms: Walking in on a guy that has been in the bathroom showering for over a half hour will guarantee a very awkward situation. Especially if your significant other is in the same house and walks by at that exact moment.

Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if the X-Men COMIC world was real? I live in New York City, I would have probably had my apartment destroyed several times.

Quotes from Significant Other

"I've lived in 46 states and 2 countries, and I've lived with hundreds of people, but outta all those people you're the only one who keeps a hidden bottle of hot sauce under the mattress." -- After being kicked out of our bed so I could get out my secret bottle of hot sauce.

When walking in on me dancing to 'Dynamite' wearing only his plaid button up shirt and knee high striped socks- "Really baby? You're too shy to wear bikini top for the charity bike wash, but you dance around on a pool table like you're workin' in 'Coyote Ugly' like it's all good?"

Upon discovering the hollowed out book that I hid another bottle of hot sauce in. "Let me get this straight. You took a knife, hollowed out a book, all to stash another bottle of emergency hot sauce because Ackerman used used yours last week... Seriously? Weren't you yelling at Paul last week for not respecting literature or some shit?"

When in a bad mood over the Giants loss. "Baby, go make me a sandwich. With some of that goulash you made." "...then put the goulash between two slices of bread and add a piece of cheese, I don't give a f*ck, make it work!"

Upon entering the living room and finding it covered in glitter, magazine clippings, stencils, woodchips, scrap metal, and stuffed animals: "You can't even call babysitting work, you're as bad as those three [kids] and they're all under 7... "Okay fine, under 8. That ain't helpin' your case."

"I'm a grown man, if I want to smoke a cigar naked on my living room couch, I damn well f@#&ing can. Your mother doesn't need to come over."

After trying to explain to him why 3am is the perfect time to paint the kitchen cabinets with chalkboard paint- "Are you sure that it's only a 15 year gap between us?"

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Regeneration by Julie Reed reviews
Jane Sykes, surviving police officer, has lost the most important person in her life. Now she is in charge of the individual that murdered him. Locked inside a building home to the wounded and the expiring, she is his only connection to the world and he is the main focus in her job. The two sides of the coin are about to face each other. Eventual complicated Bane/OC. Set after TDKR
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,467 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Bane
Kindling by TheStanfordExperiment reviews
A collection of stories of what was, what is, and what could have been. From the author of Singed and Initium Magica comes a collection of tales in the world of Frozen. I recommend reading the previously mentioned stories first, but it is not necessary to enjoy these. Final chapter is a "twelve years later" kind of deal.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,315 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Elsa, OC] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Curse the Darkness by Ajestice reviews
He had originally intended to kill her; she was far too beautiful to live when he was so hideous. But when he came to her in the dead of night, she spoke to him. And so began the love that would slowly heal his soul and make him truly, desperately human.
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,912 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Frankenstein Monster - Complete
Initium Magica by TheStanfordExperiment reviews
Elsa and Ignus have always had each other's backs, no matter what. But now, a series of supernatural events have set an ancient legend in motion. An evil pair seeks to exploit a miracle. Ignus and Elsa seek the true origins of their powers, but they may not realize the price such knowledge costs. TheStanfordExperiment presents the sequel to the hit story "Singed" - Initium Magica
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Elsa, OC] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
Book Two: Down the Rabbit Hole by FreyReh reviews
Upon going through the portal Alice is tossed 25 years into the future where NOTHING makes sense. Can she find her way back home or will a war between brothers keep her from her goal? SEQUEL to 'To Catch a Thief'... FULL SUM inside M for Lang and mild Sexual sit. Part Two Posted!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,178 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Beyond the Shadows by Inkletter reviews
She wasn't always this cold. Then again, she wasn't always a criminal either. The story of how one thief finds her peace and prosperity. Brynjolf x Nord OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,077 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Brynjolf, OC] - Complete
Adaptation by Yours Hopefully reviews
All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,112 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
His future by demi.11 reviews
His life has changed so much that sometimes he still finds it hard to believe it... And when he looks at his daughter and wife he knows that his future is going to be even better. Sequel to the story: 'His angel'
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Reading Material by Margolo Blu reviews
A Taurus Fanfic. Taurus returns a book, and gets involved in several oddball adventures.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,378 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Taurus
Some things never change by Shinosu reviews
Based on Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. What if Robin Hood was not a man, but a young woman? She meets up with John Little's gang and is thrown into a war against the Sheriff of Nottingham. Robin finds that some things change, and some things never do...
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,285 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003
A Crusade of Her Own by DodgerMcClure reviews
After dealing with preppies in a game of dodgeball, Dodger ends up injured and falls asleep to reading Robin Hood. Will Robin, Marian and Will(all who look like people she knows) help her realize it's what's inside that counts?
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,193 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2003
Never Again by ilvbrwns reviews
6 years after leaving for France, Helga comes back making a huge impression. But while she thinks she's not the girl she use to be, she finds herself still having fealings for Arnold.chap 11 is up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,734 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005
Remembrall or Nothing by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! A sequel to Radishes and Turnips. Neville Longbottom enters his seventh year at Hogwarts with a new wand, headaches he can't explain and Luna at his side. It's time for Neville to discover his destiny in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,669 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Little Bit of Devil in her Angel Eyes reviews
...Formally 'It Ain't No Sin'... As if it isn't enough to worry about with my 'family' drama, keep my Godmother out of jail, & deal with unpredictable bikers, I have my own crazy issues. Besides, the guys are not all bad, just one in particular that I really can't stand. At least for now...
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,837 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Tig, Happy