Darth Pooky
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Joined 03-29-05, id: 784953, Profile Updated: 12-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Les Miserables.

NOTE: I used to be Achilles Maiden, but have changed my pen name to Darth Pooky make recognition on other sites like dA easier. Now I'm consistent! =D

Darth Pooky is a twenty-year old theatre student who loves reading, writing, drawing, thinking, comic books, playing the piano, video games, and being outdoors. She is returning from a three year hiatus of writing fanfiction because she has grown up considerably.

Currently Obsessed With: Javert/Valjean, Les Miserables, Transformers, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, BBC's Sherlock, BBC!Sherliarty, South Park

Favorite Books: Les Miserables, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Anne Perry's Inspector Monk books.

Favorite Movies: Transformers (1986, 2007, 2009), Les Miserables (1934, 1978), The Hunt For Red October, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Prestige, Batman Begins

Favorite Games: Star Ocean: Til The End of Time, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Batman: Arkham Asylum

Favorite Plays: Les Miserables, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Elisabeth, Tanz der Vampire, 1776

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Put Your Lights On by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Final Chapter posted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 352,912 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Fortunate Mistress by hungry-student reviews
The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,538 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Ask Auntie Enjolras by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
From one of the writers that wrote such classics like "Ask Auntie Carlisle". Enjolras answers your burning questions! Part Treize: Enjolras, armed with some brownies and some of his gang, go to see the Les Mis movie.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Enjolras
The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being by Saboteuse reviews
Chronicling some of Valjean's time in Toulon: Chenildieu is assigned to Valjean, in what will be a five-year partnership.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Valjean
Her Passionate Road Home by Mistress Megatron reviews
It's been 10 years since she's last seen the transformers, and 20 years since she last spoke to him. Now Alexis is married to an unfaithful Rad longing for days gone by. What happens when she finds Starscream again? What happens if he remembers what they had?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 208,960 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Wing Shift by FireCracker7 reviews
Skyfire has a major falling out with Optimus Prime. He leaves the autobots and learns his true heritage as decepticon. Starscream awaits, as do many others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 203,029 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008
Lost In Translation by St. Minority reviews
After sailing to World's End, Barbossa reaps the rewards. Will Jack be able to recover? Sparbossa, JackOCs, JackWill, JackGroves, WillElizabeth, Tia Dalma, James, the usual. WIP. A lot of rape, violence,torture, language, hair cutting, rats.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,623 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
the price you pay by theblueone reviews
B/V alternate universe that takes place during those infamous three years we all know and love. When you have to choose between what you want and what you need, what price will you pay? Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,264 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Probably the worst musical farce of all time! Twenty-five years after Les Miserables, the thoroughly direspected Marius travels back in time to the barricade to prove his worth. INSANITY ENSUES. And many, many songs.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Marius, Cosette
The Real Story by Ignored Genius reviews
Not meant to be insulting! When a strange and perfect woman shows up at the Musain, the Amis must take action to rid themselves of this problem.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Marius, Enjolras
What's in a Name? by Estates General reviews
Courfeyrac and Grantaire make a bet on who can discover the name of Marius' beloved. Idiocy and general oddity ensues. For Achilles Maiden for being so supportive. (Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Marius, Courfeyrac
GONE by Corvid Angel reviews
Before the chase would ever begin, Javert falls prey to doubts and dreams. Sort of edge-of slash... Apologies to Les Mis fans for liberties-- and a disclaimer? I am not Victor Hugo.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Watching by Dutchman89 reviews
Valjean knows Javert is watching. SLASH
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Les Mis: Shortened and Messed Up by iLikeMuffins100 reviews
Don't want to go to London to see Les Mis, three hours to long, don't feel like renting the TAC either? Look no further! Even if this is a bit messed up...hehe. Rated T because it's Les Mis...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
It's Quite Less Miserable by The Orange Radish reviews
If only Les Miserables could have been sprinkled with some humour...or a lot of humour... Based off of the school edition version of the musical. Complete
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Dark at the End of the Tunnel by forensicator8 reviews
A prequel to my other story "Is This" with the focus on Valjean. Will the convict be able to express his feelings toward the icy inspector before he is incarcerated? A Valjean/Javert pairing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Valjean, Javert
The Consequences of Selling One’s Soul by sepler reviews
There was no night… no day. There was no music, no joy, no Phoebus. No, none of that remained for poor Esmeralda. The rest of the world had completely vanished, leaving her nothing but... him. While in prison, Esmeralda accepts Frollo's offer. Book based.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,404 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda
Darkness in our Hearts by Kaiakara reviews
Valjean and Javert discover, after a night of almost accidental relationships, that they perhaps care for each other more than they thought they did. Appearances based off of friends who played the parts in a show at a theatre. WARNING: ADULT SLASH
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Valjean, Javert
Confrontation, or Confessions of a Nutty Inspector by erikjavert24601 reviews
One might wonder whether everyone's favourite inspector hasn't finally gone off the deep end... ;-
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Detailed Adventures of Lino Valventura by LesMisLoony reviews
In 1982 Robert Hossein brought us a movie that was awesomely or boringly accurate in some places and ridiculously incorrect in others. Bittersweet Barricade Day, everybody!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Valjean, Javert
At The End of the Day by Kaiakara reviews
Unrelated J/JVJ oneshots that I happen to drabble up. Ratings mostly T unless I mention it. WARNING: NON-GRAPHIC SLASH. CHAPTER TWO: Modernday! Roomates Valjean and Javert--freezing showers abound.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Javert, Valjean
She Is Your Wife, Isn't She? by Historybuff reviews
The only way Jefferson will write the Declaration is if Adams can send for his sweet little wife Martha. He is able to do so because of an unexpected helper... So he thinks. The ultimate 1776 crack-fic... that I've come up with so far.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Bodies All Around by Kaiakara reviews
Valjean is injured by Toulon guardsmen and Javert comes to his rescue, much to his confusion. WARNING: SLASH UNDERTONES!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Labor of Love by MendaciousMinx reviews
When Gavroche and Eponine meet in Heaven, they think nothing can go wrong again. But after making a promise to help redeem a man of his sins, they find themselves in England under the care of an unhappy Javert, his immortal soul resting in their hands.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Eponine, Javert - Complete
Scream by LokiWaterDraca reviews
In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,371 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
In the Debt of a Thief by Yukaido reviews
Javert finds himself staring into the cold, black waters of the Seine. But he realizes he doesn't want to jump because of debt...but of something much more. And for that exact reason, he can't. Yes, a ValjeanXJavert slash. My first yaoi.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Teacher of Justice by Marie Grantaire reviews
In which Grantaire and Feuilly make a bet, and the author attempts an unlikely pairing. Eponine/Feuilly. Please review.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,968 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Eponine, Bahorel - Complete
Halo 3 Smarody by Gta5ccjs reviews
This is a parody version of HALO 3!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/7/2005
A Critique, or Something Very Nearly Like One by Broken Musket reviews
1998. And their excuse for a film. A paper I did for extra credit. Much film bashing. T for language. First chapter up. Please R&R.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
It's A Small, Small World by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
A young couple is honeymooning in Disney World, their marital bliss interrupted only by... INSPECTOR JAVERT? Our favourite policeman has gone more than a litle bit loopy, resulting in possibly the strangest story in existence. Many apologies to Rob Hunt.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Javert - Complete
Mr Darcy's Worst Monday Ever by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
You know it's not a good day when you're stalled by a band of highway robbers who turn out to be rather twisted Disney princes. It's an even worse day when time-traveling Broadway leads show up. Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at, but everyone else is.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Healed by Yamx reviews
After weeks of living in it, Javert still finds the world of Jean Valjean an entirely incomprehensible conundrum. And just when he thought it couldn’t get any more overwhelming… Angsty, but also fluffy. Sequel to "Wounded," but can stand alone.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Auction by Opaque Opal reviews
A very random idea I had on the school bus one day. What would happen if a bunch of authoresses wanted to buy HoND merchandise? How much will they bid for Frollo's Hat or for Frollo himself? Rated T for general randomness. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Sin City by itsu-sual reviews
A look into Megatron's life in Kaon, set in IDW's "Megatron Origins". Slash in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Two More Days, English version by Michelle Mercy reviews
slash screwball comedy with Javert, Valjean, the Seine and handcuffs. Now translated into English by Yamx
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Dare To Kiss by AutobotV reviews
Jazz was dared to kiss the first Decepticon he sees whilst on patrol, little does he know it won't end with the kiss alone! Rated M for EXPLICT BONDING! ?xJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
The Number Three by starsnuffers reviews
House thinks he is cursed because he sneezes everytime someone says three. Is it just a coincidence? ONE SHOT! House \ Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Forgettable Adventures of Richard Valjordan by LesMisLoony reviews
1978 brings us Frouffy Valjean, Slashy Javert, Gollum Fantine, blonde Cosette, GEICO caveman Marius, dear God, will it ever stop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Seeking Humanity by The Moof reviews
The Seekers have turned into humans by mysterious circumstances; while a friend of the Autobots has volunteered to feed and shelter the poor jets till a cure is found. How will she or the Decepticon Seekers handle the long months of living together withou
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Inevitable by The Soup reviews
Thundercracker mouths off to Starscream after a mission, and the Air Commander shows him the power of authority, eventually leading them to new grounds. StarscreamxThundercrackerxSkywarp. Slash M rating for smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Jean Valdepardieu by LesMisLoony reviews
Don't have six hours free to watch the 2000 LM miniseries starring Gerard Depardieu? Don't speak French? Well, here's an abridged version of the film to let you know what you're missing... if anything. Please check out my youtube recap as well!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Who Are You? by PhantomInspector reviews
Javert is trapped in the mundane task of secretarial work. Just wait till it entails finding out Valjean's middle name. One possible but highly unlikely idea of how Valjean and Javert first met in Toulon. A loving rip off of Fry & Laurie.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Little Black Book by Ibuprofenne reviews
Reno leaves his 'private' little diary in the break room. COMPLETED! MOOHAHA! I'M BACK!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Dealing With The Devil by MizJoely reviews
An alternate ending to the episode Civil Defense, in which Gul Dukat offers Kira Nerys a more personal alternative to save the station.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Kira N., Odo, Quark, G. Dukat - Complete
My Four Legged Friend by Darth Gilthoron reviews
Sequel to Paws. Valjean has a pet that can best be described as police dog. Costarring giggling Gavroche, misbehaving Cosette and shocked Toussaint. And proving that there need not be slash, even without a dog basket.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Sour Milk by Juxtaposie reviews
Javert has a less than satisfactory evening on the beat.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Javert - Complete
Dead Mech Escape by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1, postTFTM At the end of 'Starscream's Ghost', how did Octane escape? What additional grief did the possessive, vindictive ghost of Starscream inflict on Galvatron? Starscream&Octane, implied Jazz&Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Starscream, Octane - Complete
He Knows His Way In The Dark by MeBeShe4815 reviews
I'm Back! I had to delete this parents made me do it But i'm back! It's Valjean and Javert's relationship through Toloun and more..so slash,prolly confision on Javert's part and some smut later on.hopefully This is a moviebook crossover
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Javert, Valjean
Paws by Darth Gilthoron reviews
What is a dog with hat and nightstick doing in the Rue de l'HommeArmé? Whose is the puppy? And what will Valjean have to say to all this?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Magical Toothbrushes and Kitchen Fires by Onirei Kirara reviews
One day Our favorite vampperson Vincent is trying to enjoy cheese when he finds out that the DEAD HAVE BEEN RESSURECTED. And Sephiroth wears a 'Kiss the cook' apron. Chapter 12: Sephiroth's brothers plan to visit and he's not too happy about it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005
Happy, Pukey Drivel! by La Javert reviews
Eoh it's a positively DELICIOUS day in Paris! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Javert and Marius are off to find ice cream. With what merry adventures shall this Dynamic Duo be met? c. 1998, when I'd really, REALLY had it with fan fiction
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Javert, Marius
For the Love of Hell by Ithilmir reviews
The tale of two lovers parted by death. AUcrossover piece. Rated for slash, reference to sex & general weirdness.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by JabberW00kie reviews
Not even Sephiroth can be a perfect diabolical adonis all the time. Take a peek at a few of the legendary General's less than legendary moments. Second Chapter: Sephiroth vs. Masumane, or Why Sephiroth's Hair is so Straight.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Sephiroth
Rations of Tea by Lady Bedivere reviews
Javert has one single, inexplicable, self indulgent habit...one which leads to a surprising meeting.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Annotated Cosette by youbetcha reviews
Have you ever wanted to read Cosette by Francois Ceresa but heard it was atrocious? Well, it really is that bad, but look no further, for here is the official summary! Read, enjoy, be amused.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2005
Cold Comfort by Ms. Pen reviews
An innocent flirtation becomes the downfall of a baker's naive daughter. A JavertOFC fic doesn't alter the ending of the novel. Rated for adult themes.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Javert
The Truth About James and Lily Potter by Rikku'sBrunetteDouble reviews
What if what Harry was told about his parent's death was totally off? Hagrid tells him the truth. This story is very random but not as bad as my other ones. Seriously, give it a chance! it's not that bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Me Myself and I by Random-Battlecry reviews
Nigh impossible to describe.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Au Revoir Yellow Brick Road by Argentine Rose reviews
Valjean and Cosette DO set off for England, and Marius and Javert decide to follow them. Cue rampant stupidity, parody, OOC-Ness, cross-over and the odd musical number
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
Group Therapy Session by Allyson reviews
Team Therapy to build Murdock's confidence.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Murdock, Face - Complete
The Agreement by The Collaborators reviews
When Jake Sisko is imprisoned for espionage by the Dominion, Kira offers to give Dukat what he wants -- her -- in exchange for the young man's life. But Dukat declines the offer, proposing a different kind of agreement altogether...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Kira N., G. Dukat - Complete
The Music of a Terrorist by nebulia reviews
Really not much of a plot. Chauvelin plays violin. ...Augh! Run away! Artistic!Chauvelin! ... Ummm, yeah. I like strawberry shortcake. the food, not the comic thingy. And I can't make up titles.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Whipping Boys by The escARGOT warriors reviews
Les Amis find a strange object in the back room of the Musain...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2004
In the name of the law, debugged by AmZ reviews
This is a repost of the Robo!Javert code, somewhat expanded and finally debugged to the best of my modest ability.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Javert - Complete
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual by PatchworkDK reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
Love Maulings by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
Ramjet gets a bit... amorous. (Slash warning, no explicit content by any means)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/9/2004
Unit of Three by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
Dirge reflects on his early days with his triad in the Decepticon War Academy. (Slight slash warning, non-graphic- I write my robots androgynous. Final draft!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2004
For the Good of the Service by caudelac reviews
Submission for 'Now We Tell Of Yultide Treasure' slash project, ValjeanJavert. The Good Inspector has a Theory about the Mayor. Strangely enough, it all works out in the end.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004
The Miserable Diaries by Framboise reviews
Yes, somebody did it: a vague attempt at VSD-inspired humour for which I am truly sorry. Implied slash which I hope is far too silly to be even mildly offensive.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
The Change of heart by aer-seph4eva reviews
NEW CHAPTER 9 SephirothTifa. This fic is rather angsty and doesn't start off as an ordinary romance fic. Contains mature themes. 'R' rating
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,713 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Sephiroth, Tifa L.
breathing in sin by Notus Lethe reviews
When Valjean becomes ill, Cosette takes it upon herself to provide for the family. Even if she has to do the unmentionable... R for sex, language based mostly in the movieverse
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Javert, Cosette
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
Concussion in the Absolute by caudelac reviews
In which Javert dithers, and there is much angsted introspection, though not really predeath thoughts. A somewhat different spin. This scene, by the way, is what Javert thinks of as slashy. Right. Sure. Wimp.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Javert, Valjean
Dragonspaceballs by Sawnya reviews
V/B A/U a parody of Mel Brooks' Spaceballs movie.Vegeta is a drifter who saves Princess Bulma from being taken for ransom by Dark Horns (Frieza).Together, can they stop him from taking the Dragonspaceballs to wish for immortality?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,483 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie by The Lark reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2002
Transmutate: How it SHOULD have been! by Metal Gear Prime reviews
A dancing Rampage? A British Transmutate? An all too easily amused Silverbolt? Why, it must be my 'special' parody of the classic Beast Wars episode 'Transmutate'! HURRAH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002
The Curse by Metal Gear Prime reviews
With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
The Twisted Balcony Scene by Cosette Due reviews
This was an English assignment. My friends and I spoofed on Shakespeare's famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. Please R&R. Even flames! *-*
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2001
Holiday Greetings by kira-nerys reviews
[slash] For Julian's sake, Garak tries to learn to understand the concept Christmas.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/1999
Sleepwalking by kira-nerys reviews
Dukat finds Kira in his quarters in the middle of the night. What gives?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/1998
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The Vampire, Javert reviews
Javert's plans for suicide are foiled when he is bitten by a vampire. Forced to cope with his unfortunate situation, he is soon aided by a slightly loopy, renegade vampire, a street urchin, and...Valjean?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Javert, Valjean
Meme Dans La Mort reviews
In an attempt to drown his miseries just before Cosette's wedding, Valjean goes to a bar to have a drink. What he didn't count on was his old enemy showing up as well. Has five months been enough time to change their feelings towards one another?
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Rush reviews
Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
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