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Joined 03-30-05, id: 785562, Profile Updated: 01-07-12

I love.

That's pretty much me. I love to do, I love to feel, I love people and places and things. This world is still filled with so much wonder and I love it all.

I'm 22 and working full time while I get the guts to go back to school. I have a pretty little Malinois that is my entire life and I can't wait to see the places we'll go competing in French Ring. I recently started pole dancing and love every minute of it - even if it's one of my hobbies that I do completely by myself. I live for laughter and smiles and pictured memories.

I'm going to write a novel. It will be beautiful and original and meaningful. I just have to get the gumption to stop doubting myself and start pushing myself to my full potential. You should too.

UPDATE

Well, this holiday is the worst I've ever had. My Malinois passed away mid-December after choking on a toy. I was able to get my hand partially down her throat to create room for her to breathe until we got to the emergency vet, but the vet was unable to save her. I loved that dog so very much and I miss her every day. Prada was so much more than a pet. She was my best friend, my protector, my confidante. She was only a year and a half. This sucks.

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,811 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11331 - Favs: 8,523 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Redemption by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,246 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chance by Captain Traemel reviews
Severus and Hermione Snape have been unhappily married for three years thanks to the MugglebornPureblood Marriage Act. When tragedy occurs, Severus is given the opportunity to look back and see exactly how things have been for his young wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Look for the girl with the broken smile by dealwithfire reviews
Remus Lupin has finally found the one he loves, but she now questions whether he loves her like they used too. Do dreams get in the way of love, or does love get in the way of dreams?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Restricted Access by secret x reviews
Long awaited sequel to 'Restricted Section! Those of you who read that know what to expect - more humour, angst and of course, sexy Snape! Here things get even more interesting, the twins, Lupin, misunderstandings, jealously and ghostly goings on get thro
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cherry Lipstick by theDarkIsRising reviews
The War is over and Voldemort reigns. Hermione is now one of his assassins, taking out any resistance. Her latest job is to kill the underground leader, The Professor. A personal hit indeed for the infallible Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Past Confrontations by severus-fan reviews
1st Story ever. AU, and rated R for future chapters. Hermione get's accused of being a traitor and switches schools 6th year. What happens when she meets the people she left behind? An SSHG story. Pretend HBP never happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,672 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hoping for a Refuge by theDarkIsRising reviews
After a hasty rescue, Hermione must go into hiding at Lupin's, carrying a rather weighty 'object' the Dark side wants. That's not even half of their troubles. A mouthy dead Seer, one angry Voldemort, some close quarters, and even closer calls...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,501 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Let the Rain Kiss You by sallene reviews
I was unable to blink, unable to speak, barely able to breathe. I could only stare in horror as the object I was so desperately seeking earlier came into focus. One ruddy brown curl was all I saw before everything went black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
For The Love Of A Woman by KieriToews reviews
Remus is in love with Hermione. And he is reflecting on the events of his life, leading up to this moment. Lame summary, I know, but the story is decent. Come on, give it a shot **Permanently on Hiatus. Abandoned.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Noël by Frizz07 reviews
While others were exchanging gifts and spending time with their loved one's, Severus remained in his quarters, his nose either buried in a book or stuck out the window, breathing in the winter wonderland that ever constantly resembled his heart. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Strength Unseen by Rheniel reviews
Hermione has hidden a dangerous secret for years, and it's about to kill her. Or so she hopes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,540 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Intimate Vulnerability by Velvet Storm reviews
Hermione finds herself in unexpected trouble and tries to find a way out by herself. What happens when she passes out in the hall of Hogwarts? Who finds her and consequently ends up taking care of her? Will it bring them together or push them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Birthday Bonanza by Frizz07 reviews
Harry and Ron persuade Hermione to take a midnight journey to the Room of Requirement. What she finds there is certainly not what she expected... A must read one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Warrior, Archer, Poet, and Scribe by Rheniel reviews
Time travel. Hermione, Harry, Neville and Draco are sent back in time. There, they have the chance to rewrite history, but not without sacrifice. When they've given everything, is it enough? Or will the Dark Lord reign more terrible than ever before?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,739 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Mistaken by Frizz07 reviews
Why can't you get it through your head that I didn't go out and cheat on you? I love you, Hermione. Why in the world would I let another woman touch me when I have you? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Oh The Things We'll See by Frizz07 reviews
It was just supposed to be a trip to the library, but ended up to be so much more. The four Marauders take a ride through the future, each to discover that life after Hogwarts isn't how they imagined it to be. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Ritual by Shinigami Ace reviews
He walked down the hallway with a confident smirk on his face. His morning ritual, as it were. Almost as much his ritual as it was hers... There are some boundaries that even love can't cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005
Staying Strong by Frizz07 reviews
Hermione is sent into hiding after the love of her life, Draco Malfoy, is accused of murder. How will Hermione be able to cope with the feelings of her lost love...and the feelings for a certain teacher? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,633 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Ever So Mysterious Lupin by Frizz07 reviews
In the world that we live in, Hermione, I would like to say that you will indeed meet me once more, but the truth is that we shall never meet again, and this moment will only be a distant memory for you and I." One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Falling Into Memories Of You by rippler reviews
Herm helps around number 12 Grimmauld Place. After falling into Sirius' memories, she finds herself caught in a tangled web of lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Veritaserum Lovin' by potterprose reviews
A one-chapter installment. Parody of poorly developed HG/DM fics. Critics give it two gold stars and a scratch-n-sniff sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
FO' SHIZZLE by potterprose reviews
Dumbledore has a plan. Harry has a Dance-Off. Hilarity ensues. Read for the ultimate in parody pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2003