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Joined 03-30-05, id: 785579, Profile Updated: 12-26-08
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Wicked, and Twilight.

Okay so this is Megan's new profile!

About me:- I like biscuits and other such insanity.

Fave books:- Kathy Reichs, Twilight series, Harry Potter series, anything Garth Nix, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, anything written by friends, Terry Pratchett, Framed, Eragon, Geoffrey Maguire, Vogue(totally a book), Mighty Book of Boosh.

Fave TV Series:- Bones, Scrubs, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, The Big Bang Theory, Gilmore Girls, Dr Who. I don't watch much tv though except Bones which I watch religously.

Fave Animes:- Claymore, Ouran High School Host Club, Lucky Star, Clannad, Air, Kanon, Higurashi, and loads more. If anyone has any to reccomend me I'd love that.

Fave mangas:- Claymore( I well prefer the manga), Death Note, Vampire Knight, Gauken Alice.

Fave songs/bands:- I tend to spend amount a month obsessing over a certain CD or a certain song so I can't really answer this question. I like all genres of music however.

Fanfiction things that I annoy me:- Those copy and paste things, I find them pointless. People who write in text speak or don't use punctuation. Admittedly my grammer isn't perfect but people who are really bad get on my nerves. When summaries say 'I'm really bad at summaries but read anyway.' I hardly ever read those stories as it is silly.

Other stuff:- Yeah so ummm I do the IB which pretty much consumes my life so my updates tend to be a bit sporadic. I work at KFC which is actually the crappest job ever. Watching Anime and Bones and reading Twilight is like my life. Feel free to talk to me about anything I'm always up for making new friends and I'll talk to anyone. Uhm I'm currently applying to go to University to study Anthropology, Forensic Anthropology or Archaeology which is a total rave! This profile seems really dull but I don't really know what to write. The other part of my life revolves around Facebook and my friends from Impington who are all immense! Woopwoop. Oh and I am addicted to Gala Darling's blog. Check it out it's called Icing!

Quotes that make me laugh:-

I'm an evil, evil woman; but I wanna do a man some good. I'm Gina Lollobridgia. I ain't Red Riding Hood.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

When did I realise I was god? Well I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Never moon a werewolf.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

It's not trash. It's a home for a hamster.

I've also been concerned over Satoko's dislike for pumpkins.

On a final note:-

I love you all!

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Chocolate Biscuits by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
The quirky sequel to Diary of a Red Head, in which Ginny pretends to be mature, everyone hates Harry, Ron is being a godawful plonker, and Malfoy doesn't know when not to pop in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,451 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Cutlass V1 by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU James Potter and friends are on a mission to find his sister. To get to her first they have to encounter Captain Lily Evans and her crew of female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Inscribing Epistles by The Magnificent Duo reviews
Over the summer, Remus and Sirius are going to write to each other. Eventual SBRL at some point in the future Cowritten by Lykaios Nyx and Captain Oz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
A spolier title, read the real one inside by Jedi Queen 001 reviews
MAJOR DH SPOLIERS! Remus POV. Read for title inside. I'm sure you know what this is about. Slash, fluff, will make you feel better, I hope. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's Later by CrazieDasie reviews
Sirius likes a photo of a sleeping Remus a little too much. Warning: contains sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Speechless by Weird Not Boring reviews
In which James steals something from Lily and she wants it back. Desperately. 400 word LilyJames oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
There For You by CrazieDasie reviews
During his first night at Hogwarts, Remus finally makes a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Inescapable Destiny by purtyinpink71121 reviews
[Pre DH] The Grey Lady reflects on her life and after life, along with her destiny of being terminally alone. “Even if the events of my life had played out differently, I would still have ended up the Grey Lady, ghost of Hogwarts” R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Body Heat by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SirusRemus. One Shot. It's cold, there's been a snowball fight. The showers are taken. There is only one option ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Those Three Words by purtyinpink71121 reviews
.'I don't hate you! I love you' I freeze. OOPS! Stupid mouth... it never listens to me. And now he's looking at me again, with those big, beautiful hazel eyes... Oneshot, LJ, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Abstinence by Psycho Hippy reviews
Could you survive a week without it? SLASH RS Rated cos I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
Mouth To Mouth by keykeeper11 reviews
Lily Evans pretends to drown herself in the Hogwarts Lake to teach James Potter a lesson.. or is it to fulfill her own wants? But, something goes wrong and it's soon a matter of life and death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mélange by omniFAIRYous reviews
Lily had always been the Pretty Face, which meant no one took her seriously. Going to Hogwarts was the start of a new life. Though that was about to end when a teenage magazine discovered her secret. AUFull summary in beginning of story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,046 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Men Don't Cry by A.NERD.NAMED.ABBEY reviews
ONESHOT. I didn't just lose a brother, I lost my best friend. George is having trouble coping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2006 - George W. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Branded by Dreamseer VeeTee reviews
Remus is there for Sirius when he's branded as a werewolf. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When I was five I was a Princess by Weird Not Boring reviews
Lily Evans lived in a fantasy world where days were spent dancing around in Princess dresses and Mummy's and Daddy's didn't leave so much. LilyJames oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Strictly Confidential by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius figures something out, and sends a note. Shameless fluff, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Hale Twins reviews
On the Cullen's first day at Forks Jasper and Rosalie have a chat. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Plot reviews
Jasper gets bored and Esme gets angry. Now continued to include more Cullenary madness. Based off an avatar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bickering reviews
Esme just wants to take everyone away for a group holiday, but with the Cullen's and sibling rivalries nothings ever that simple. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Noone notices reviews
Noone notices how he has lost everything. Remus oneshot fic thing. Mild slash but feel free to ignore it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Remus' Sorting reviews
A series of Remus drabbles starting with his sorting. Continued by a reviewers decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Remus L.
I Shouldn't Be Here reviews
Remus and Bill discuss old loves and happiness. Slight Spoilers RemusSirius slash mentionings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Werewolves reviews
James tries yet another way to get Lily to date him. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Leg Eating Yaks reviews
Sirius learns some French phrases annd uses them. 200 word all dialogue drabble. SiriusRemus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
They Never Knew reviews
One thing the Marauders never knew about him was he didn't hate the place he transformed. A story about Remus Sirius and the shrieking shack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Never More Beautiful reviews
Gelphie. Elphaba and Glinda were torn apart by fate. Now they are reunited in another world. But things were not as they were and the two may not be able to survive.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2007
Decimation reviews
What if Lily survived that night. How would she live alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., OC