MizSphinx
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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Heroes.

15.SEP.12

Link for other Deflower Draco fics at LiveJournal: http://deflower-draco.livejournal.com/33021.html

21.JULY.12

The super awesome lovely RedShadow43 did an art piece for 'Penfriends'. It's from Chapter Six depicting Lucius and Hermione's first kiss.

Link: This was bad...wasn't it?

Check it out and fav it lots. I would if I could! :D

18.JUN.12

The following stories were deleted:

Charades: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger - Hermione should have known that challenging Snape was never a good idea.

Lose Control: Lucius Malfoy/Ginny Weasley - Revenge is a dish best served cold. And Ginny has waited five years to ensure that it is.

Mementos: Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger - Fred asks Hermione for a favour. Ninny that she is, she agrees to help him.

Timeout: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger - Unable to stand each other and constantly at odds, Lucius and Hermione are Portkeyed by Ginny and Draco to an uninhabited island in the Caribbean. Forced to suffer each others' company, it's left up to Fate as to who'd lose their sanity first. LBB fic.

Unpledging Pledges: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger - Unhappy with a magical vow she'd made to Ron, Hermione goes and purchases a book that details how to break the bind. However, Lucius Malfoy learns of her motives and decides to place himself in a very advantageous position.

What I'm Good For: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger - Lucius needed to learn that Hermione was not a good-for-nothing Mudblood and Hermione was all too eager to teach him.

Where Else?: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger - The prisoners of Azkaban are planning a strike, and they have requested the media's attention. Reporter Hermione Granger is sent in to cover the story. Lucius Malfoy greets her with a very warm welcome. LMHG fic exchange fic.

You can find my fics on my LJ: mizfics

You do not need to friend me to read the stories. :)

07.JUN.12

FFnet, why so crazy, eh? Hmm.

Link to my new LiveJournal account hosting my fics: http://mizfics.livejournal.com/

Link to my Archive Of Our Own (AO3) account: http://archiveofourown.org/users/mizsphinx

Little note to readers:

Because of FFnet's recent furor and mindless deletions, and because I am very aware that my fics might be next, I've decided to make a move away from here. I'm heading over to Archive of Our Own (AO3). The link to my account above. I've also created another LiveJournal account that currently hosts all of my fics. That link above.

I will not be updating any of my fics here in the forseeable future. At least not until I'm absolutely sure FFnet has calmed down. If you want to read any updates, they'll be on my LJ account.

I'm sorry this has to happen, guys. I'm not even sure if I'll return to FFnet. Still, I don't want to speak too quickly. I've a habit of eating back my own words. We'll see.

TTYL

- MizSphinx

31.MAR.12

To my lovely anonymous reviewers: PLEASE leave me a way to contact you. Sometimes you leave reviews that I'd like to respond to, questions I'd like to answer, comments I'd like for you to clarify, but never a way for me to respond. Truth be told, creating an FFnet account is incredibly simple (and free!), and it allows for private messaging and keeping track of your favourite authors and stories. And even if you do NOT want to use that account to review, you can still always do so anonymously. It just really does not make any sense you ask me questions, yet leave me no means to answer you. In any case, I'll just put a quick thanks here to the anonymous lovelies who've been reading and reviewing. You guys/gals really do brighten my day! Thank you! :)

I signed up for the LMHGFicExchange as well as the LuciusBigBang over at LiveJournal. I'm suffering from guilt, as I've promised another gift to one reader, and I've got two other stories to complete. I feel so ashamed. :( Ah, but I'll finish them. I swear I will!

To the readers of Holier Than Thou (the few of you, hehe!), I'm VERY, TERRIBLY, UNUTTERABLY, HUNGRILY...err...sorry for not updating as quickly as I should. I've got five pages of the seventh chapter down, but there's more to go before it's finished. I wish my brain could feed me the words as fast as I can type, but, sadly, that is not the case. Still! I will try my best to update as soon as possible.

And to the readers of Ordinary. I do not know when I'll ever get the chance to update that story. I'll have to rewatch all four seasons of Heroes to make sure I keep the characterisations intact. Maybe I might surprise you (and myself) though!

So, that is all. Oh wait, no. Just one more thing to add - which might disprove my earlier whining that I've been "so" busy:

Game of Thrones is AWESOME!

19.JAN.12

The Five Fs is finished! Yay me! I'm actually following through on my promises...for once! Mwahahahaha!

Off to write up chapter seven for Holier Than Thou.

Tata!

24.JAN.11

Readers--or future readers--of Conversion, if you'd like to see my version of Draco, in which he's grown out his hair, click the link provided below. Owner(s) of the following linked picture, I am aware that I AM NOT the owner so you be aware that I do NOT make any money off of it.

Conversion's Draco

Looks cute, doesn't he? Never mind the flyaway hair, he is SO the Draco I'm envisioning right now :)

Picture provided, and possibly owned, by Hairdressers Journal UK.

12.MAY.10

Fact: Grew up on an incredibly small island in the Caribbean.

Myth: Enjoys the Canadian winter. Ooh, the cold is SO lovely. Check out that wicked awesome -40 Celsius degree weather!

Fact: Married.

Myth: Life is now filled with unabridged bliss. No arguments whatsoever.

Fact: Owns a cat. Mischievous little demon kitty. But she has her nice moments.

Myth: She's so sweet! Never swipes at me, never hisses and snarls! The purrfect darling!

Fact: Obsessed with fanfiction, especially the Harry Potter fandom.

Myth: Does not follow other fandoms. Any other fandom that isn't HP sucks monkey butt!

Fact: Enjoys music. Who doesn't?

Myth: Does NOT like: R&B, Rock, Indie, Classical, Pop, Reggae, Jazz, Calypso, Folk. In essence, NOTHING!

Fact: Loves to write. Especially of Lucius doing naughty things to Hermione. Especially of Lucius Malfoy full stop. Yum.

Myth: Hates to read. Books are for losers, and readers can go (s)uck a duck. And Lucius/Hermione pairings are sickening. Only depraved souls write that kind of nastiness. And who likes Lucius Malfoy, anyway? Yuck.

I have a livejournal account! The Life of the Sphynx


On pairings:

Harry Potter: Hermione and Lucius might possibly be my OTP. I don't quite believe in OTPs, but the Lumione pairing is definitely my fav. I'm also into Hermione with Severus/Draco/Fred/Charlie/Tom/Fenrir/Harry/Sirius/Remus (all in order of preference). Actually, I just about enjoy Hermione with almost any male HP character - excluding those of Dumbledore's contemporary, and Ron. I also like Ginny with Lucius/Draco/Severus, and Luna/Lucius (weird, I know).

Heroes: Sylar/Claire fics really appeal to me the most. I guess I'm a lover of the bad boy/good girl theme going on there. Peter/Claire and Nathan/Claire are quite the incestuous pairings, but they're pretty enjoyable to read.

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Playing with Slytherins by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snaps by dramionefinnick reviews
Little shots of goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Quidditch pitch and five Galleons by onecelestialbeing reviews
Sixth-year romance blossoms between two people that aren't aware of denial being more than just a river in Egypt. Written for Dracoslittlewhorecrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bottlenose by sinemoras09 reviews
You will find me generous. Friends with benefits. Natasha/Loki. No spoilers
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Certain Dark Things by sinemoras09 reviews
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved. Loki/Natasha, implied Natasha/Clint. Warnings for character death. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Equal Opportunity by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione Granger believes everyone deserves a second chance, even Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Settling of Affairs by Mione21 reviews
COMPLETE - It was no surprise to Hermione that she'd be called upon to help settle someone's affairs after the war...but she never expected to find a box with her name on it in the personal quarters of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Copacetic by fury-shashka reviews
Everything is copacetic. Everyone has grown up. And Ginny has to finish the interview. And Lucius has to tell all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,066 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucius M., Ginny W.
The New York Revelation by kalee60 reviews
Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,125 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Midnight Paradox by My Reality is Fiction reviews
He had just crossed the hall to ask a favor, surely this amount of physical contact was not merited! SheldonXPenny. Rated M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Ice by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione was hot and bothered. Charlie had just what she needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Practically Married by AllIsButToys reviews
Their relationship was convenient, practical even. Could it ever become something more? A complete revision of the 'Marriage Law'. Rating is probably over cautious. Re-edited, formerly known as 'Conveniently Married'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,028 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hopeless, Helpless by southern cross reviews
Death was a price worth paying if they all suffered. Claire suffers at the hands of Danko and finds common ground with a once sworn enemy.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Cost of Deception by AJlove reviews
Not yet ready to start a family with her husband, Hermione begins using an untraceable contraceptive potion. What will she do when Lucius Malfoy catches her in the act and threatens to blackmail her? Lemons, violence, AU, Abuse, Canon Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Devil You Know by adlyb reviews
After taking her powers, Sylar decides to take Claire with him. Claire just doesn't understand why. Written as a companion/backstory to A Devil's Bargain, but can be read independently. Set in season 2.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Perfect by darklotus1211 reviews
She'd finally found her place. AU Dark - The world this is set in is not a happy place. First in a series of drabbles/ficlets set in this world, though each can stand alone. Hope you enjoy it - and any reviews are greatly appreciated! DLxx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He and She by BlueWhitney reviews
Somewhere, She struts with all the impertinence of a queen shirking her duties. His rightful goddess: leader of that rag-tag group of rebels who plot their laughable plots and scheme their impossible schemes. He admires her moxie.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.] - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Rule I Had by catja mikhailovic reviews
Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
Daphne by fury-shashka reviews
She doesn’t dance. She eats shellfish with her fingers, sucking meat out of the shells, wiping at her mouth with the back of her hands. She drinks champagne, but not enough to encourage any of the fathers to come over and approach her."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Lucius M., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Pureblood by brandy01 reviews
Hermione Granger is asked to defend Lucius Malfoy in a trial after his return to Wizarding Britain after ten years on the run. In return for saving him from a lifetime in Azkaban, Lucius decides repay her the only way he knew how... HGLM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Erotic Vocalization Phenomenon by WeirdMisty reviews
Penny gains the ability to turn people on just by speaking. Sheldon becomes a victim to her newfound power. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lewd Confessions by Soline reviews
One-shot. This is a story of Hermione's sexual journey in which Snape appears recurrently, up until our student and professor confess their fantasies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lift by Maria Lynette reviews
Love in an elevator?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Knock and Someday, Open by Lutralutra reviews
That white dress looks beautiful on her, even if it symbolizes everything he fears. One-sided Li Ren x Kajika.
Hanasakeru Seishounen/花咲ける青少年 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Li Ren F., Kajika B. - Complete
Trysts With Quidam by Maria Lynette reviews
Just as Severus embraces his second chance at life and happiness, he stumbles upon a late-night rendezvous that changes his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Talk Dirty by Maria Lynette reviews
He found her in the middle of the battlefield, cornered her, and forced her to do the only thing she was good for. She was so young and so filthy but she was beautiful. Especially when she was on her knees. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Comedy of Manors by Mundungus42 reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Wash Away by Greenway reviews
His life was resting on a knife edge; the blade held firmly in fate’s fickle fist. And the only person he believed could save him from the inevitable was the girl he cruelly tormented for six long years. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,197 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sense and Sensitivity by silverotter1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, Hermione Granger. Rated M. When Hermione is asked to teach a sensitivity class to ex- deatheaters, she ends up getting quite the education herself. Complete Two-shot. Post- Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Verdant by Royal blueKitsune reviews
Everything hurt. No...everything burned, stung, ached and then hurt. He felt like he had been trampled by a horse and then run through a sword. SoraLeon
Kaleido Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sora N., Leon O. - Complete
In Our Bedroom After The War by liam22 reviews
Sylar/Claire Future Fic. Since when is he the one who is supposed to be saving the cheerleader.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sinews of Thy Heart by Amarielle reviews
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Defamation of Character by looneyluna reviews
Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts’ staff,Severus Snape sets out to find the author. Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and parttime author...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Finding His Voice by Michmak reviews
After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Certain Urge by mavidian reviews
Complete Caught red-handed in an activity frowned upon at Hogwarts, Hermione has no intention of reforming. Snape has to make her aware of the consequences. A game played by Wizarding rules becomes a point of honor, competition and temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Cabin Fever, or Death by Snorkacks by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Lucius M., Luna L.
A Matter of Balance by Wynn reviews
Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Survival of the Fittest by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Absence of Reason by jenelin reviews
HermioneDraco, a moonlit stroll and the lure of the forbidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Hermiones reviews
They all just want to let everyone know who's the real Hermione. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Domesticated reviews
After the War, the Ministry forces the victors into community service, and Hermione is placed as a maid for the elderly and the disabled. This might not have been so terrible, she thinks, if she'd not been given that prat, Draco Malfoy, as a partner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rentboy reviews
In his latest scheme to get Hermione's attention, Draco pretends to be a rentboy. Why he thinks this is a good idea is anybody's guess. Likelihood of this plan failing: 100%. Written for the Deflower Draco fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divergence reviews
What's life without a purpose? Severus often asks himself this question. And when, one day, Hermione returns to Hogwarts, Severus grows to realise the answer is no longer important. Disregards Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
This Old Oak Tree reviews
Hermione thinks friendship is safer. Harry does not agree. Eleven 100-word sequential drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Penfriends reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Walk With Me reviews
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Fs reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Losing You reviews
Because he couldn't stand losing her, he thought it was better to have lost himself instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holier Than Thou reviews
Six years after the War, Hermione's now a bible-thumping Catholic nun bent on saving souls from damnation. Given this opportunity, she tries to change Lucius Malfoy's evil ways but soon realises that Lucius Malfoy will not change unless he wants to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Snow Flurries reviews
Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mayfly reviews
Five years. By now she should forget. Has to forget. Cannot forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary reviews
He'd like to change her opinion of him. But how high is her cost for his redemption? Post 'Brave New World.'
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B.
Conversion reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lie To Me reviews
Claire is very good at lying to herself. In her books, denial IS really a river in Egypt. It's just a shame that Sylar begs to differ. Post 'Brave New World.'
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Library Notes reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meet reviews
As the War rages on around them, Hermione and Lucius share an uncharacteristic moment. One hundred word drabble-poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blue Skies And You reviews
Three drabbles depicting different instances of Draco Malfoy's crush on Dolores Umbridge. Written for the 'Teacher Crush' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete