MizSphinxhide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Heroes. 21 Oct 2015 I'm back. Tentatively. A lot has changed. Will definitely need to brush up on my HP. I'll be rusty. Be patient and hold me. :) I have a livejournal account: h ttp : // mizsphinx . livejournal . com / profile You can find all my fics on my second LJ: h ttp : // mizfics . livejournal . com / profile On pairings: Harry Potter: Hermione and Lucius might possibly be my OTP. I don't quite believe in OTPs, but the Lumione pairing is definitely my fav. I'm also into Hermione with Severus/Draco/Fred/Charlie/Tom/Fenrir/Harry/Sirius/Remus (all in order of preference). Actually, I just about enjoy Hermione with almost any male HP character - excluding those of Dumbledore's contemporary, and Ron. I also like Ginny with Lucius/Draco/Severus, and Luna/Lucius (weird, I know). Heroes: Sylar/Claire fics really appeal to me the most. I guess I'm a lover of the bad boy/good girl theme going on there. Peter/Claire and Nathan/Claire are quite the incestuous pairings, but they're pretty enjoyable to read. The Avengers: Loki/Natasha |
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Playing with Slytherins by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Quidditch pitch and five Galleons by onecelestialbeing reviews
Sixth-year romance blossoms between two people that aren't aware of denial being more than just a river in Egypt. Written for Dracoslittlewhorecrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bottlenose by sinemoras09 reviews
You will find me generous. Friends with benefits. Natasha/Loki. No spoilers
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Certain Dark Things by sinemoras09 reviews
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved. Loki/Natasha, implied Natasha/Clint. Warnings for character death. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Equal Opportunity by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione Granger believes everyone deserves a second chance, even Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Copacetic by fury-shashka reviews
Everything is copacetic. Everyone has grown up. And Ginny has to finish the interview. And Lucius has to tell all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,066 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucius M., Ginny W.
The New York Revelation by Kalee60sAlterEg0 reviews
Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,125 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Midnight Paradox by My Reality is Fiction reviews
He had just crossed the hall to ask a favor, surely this amount of physical contact was not merited! SheldonXPenny. Rated M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Ice by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione was hot and bothered. Charlie had just what she needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hopeless, Helpless by southern cross reviews
Death was a price worth paying if they all suffered. Claire suffers at the hands of Danko and finds common ground with a once sworn enemy.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Cost of Deception by AJlove reviews
Not yet ready to start a family with her husband, Hermione begins using an untraceable contraceptive potion. What will she do when Lucius Malfoy catches her in the act and threatens to blackmail her? Lemons, violence, AU, Abuse, Canon Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Devil You Know by adlyb reviews
After taking her powers, Sylar decides to take Claire with him. Claire just doesn't understand why. Written as a companion/backstory to A Devil's Bargain, but can be read independently. Set in season 2.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Perfect by darklotus1211 reviews
She'd finally found her place. AU Dark - The world this is set in is not a happy place. First in a series of drabbles/ficlets set in this world, though each can stand alone. Hope you enjoy it - and any reviews are greatly appreciated! DLxx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He and She by BlueWhitney reviews
Somewhere, She struts with all the impertinence of a queen shirking her duties. His rightful goddess: leader of that rag-tag group of rebels who plot their laughable plots and scheme their impossible schemes. He admires her moxie.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.] - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Rule I Had by catja mikhailovic reviews
Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
Daphne by fury-shashka reviews
She doesn’t dance. She eats shellfish with her fingers, sucking meat out of the shells, wiping at her mouth with the back of her hands. She drinks champagne, but not enough to encourage any of the fathers to come over and approach her."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Lucius M., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lift by Maria Lynette reviews
Love in an elevator?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Knock and Someday, Open by Lutralutra reviews
That white dress looks beautiful on her, even if it symbolizes everything he fears. One-sided Li Ren x Kajika.
Hanasakeru Seishounen/花咲ける青少年 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Li Ren F., Kajika B. - Complete
Trysts With Quidam by Maria Lynette reviews
Just as Severus embraces his second chance at life and happiness, he stumbles upon a late-night rendezvous that changes his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Talk Dirty by Maria Lynette reviews
He found her in the middle of the battlefield, cornered her, and forced her to do the only thing she was good for. She was so young and so filthy but she was beautiful. Especially when she was on her knees. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Comedy of Manors by Mundungus42 reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Wash Away by Greenway reviews
His life was resting on a knife edge; the blade held firmly in fate’s fickle fist. And the only person he believed could save him from the inevitable was the girl he cruelly tormented for six long years. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,197 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 197 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,149 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sense and Sensitivity by silverotter1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, Hermione Granger. Rated M. When Hermione is asked to teach a sensitivity class to ex- deatheaters, she ends up getting quite the education herself. Complete Two-shot. Post- Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 14,013 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Verdant by Royal blueKitsune reviews
Everything hurt. No...everything burned, stung, ached and then hurt. He felt like he had been trampled by a horse and then run through a sword. SoraLeon
Kaleido Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Leon O., Sora N. - Complete
In Our Bedroom After The War by liam22 reviews
Sylar/Claire Future Fic. Since when is he the one who is supposed to be saving the cheerleader.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sinews of Thy Heart by Amarielle reviews
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Defamation of Character by looneyluna reviews
Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts’ staff,Severus Snape sets out to find the author. Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and parttime author...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 4,836 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Finding His Voice by Michmak reviews
After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Certain Urge by mavidian reviews
Complete Caught red-handed in an activity frowned upon at Hogwarts, Hermione has no intention of reforming. Snape has to make her aware of the consequences. A game played by Wizarding rules becomes a point of honor, competition and temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Cabin Fever, or Death by Snorkacks by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Lucius M., Luna L.
A Matter of Balance by Wynn reviews
Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Survival of the Fittest by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Hermiones reviews
They all just want to let everyone know who's the real Hermione. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Rentboy reviews
In his latest scheme to get Hermione's attention, Draco pretends to be a rentboy. Why he thinks this is a good idea is anybody's guess. Likelihood of this plan failing: 100%. Written for the Deflower Draco fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divergence reviews
What's life without a purpose? Severus often asks himself this question. And when, one day, Hermione returns to Hogwarts, Severus grows to realise the answer is no longer important. Disregards Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
This Old Oak Tree reviews
Hermione thinks friendship is safer. Harry does not agree. Eleven 100-word sequential drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Penfriends reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Walk With Me reviews
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Fs reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Losing You reviews
Because he couldn't stand losing her, he thought it was better to have lost himself instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holier Than Thou reviews
Six years after the War, Hermione's now a bible-thumping Catholic nun bent on saving souls from damnation. Given this opportunity, she tries to change Lucius Malfoy's evil ways but soon realises that Lucius Malfoy will not change unless he wants to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Snow Flurries reviews
Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mayfly reviews
Five years. By now she should forget. Has to forget. Cannot forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversion reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lie To Me reviews
Claire is very good at lying to herself. In her books, denial IS really a river in Egypt. It's just a shame that Sylar begs to differ. Post 'Brave New World.'
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Library Notes reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meet reviews
As the War rages on around them, Hermione and Lucius share an uncharacteristic moment. One hundred word drabble-poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blue Skies And You reviews
Three drabbles depicting different instances of Draco Malfoy's crush on Dolores Umbridge. Written for the 'Teacher Crush' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete