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Bonjour! I am an American (though I would do anything for a Canadian citizenship right now) and I live in Michigan. 'Harry Potter, Lord of the Dance' is my first fanfiction. It's just meant to be crazy and random and yes, I know all the characters are completely OOC. This is a joint effort with one of my friends from school. I haven't updated in over a year, but I intend to change that soon.
From 'Harry Potter, Lord of the Dance': “Everyone, everyone, I have a question. I'M PREGNANTE!”- This actually happened to me. My Choir was in Edinburgh and we were walking back to our hotel after seeing the royal tattoo (an awesome military parade of sorts at the Edinburgh Castle, you know, where J.K.R. had that thing at the release of HBP.) and this man (completely wasted) stops us. He said exactly what is in the story, and we all just stared at him. He continued on to ask what it is called if your partially pregnant. One of the adult basses in the choir answered, “Um…partially pregnant?” And the guy threw his arms in the air and said, “OHHHHH! Yeah, yeah! Partially pregnant! Yeah!” By this point, we were all in tears. Ahhh. Good times, good times.
The Secrest Diary of a Cat (I don't know where this came from, but it's awsome. I'm totally a cat person)
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair...must try this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
I love rugby, I really do, but not all rugby players are the brightest bulbs..."Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Scott Hamilton
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Andy Ellis on University
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Robbie deans
Chris Jack on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Robbie Deans on Rueben Thorne
Kevin Senio, on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."
Robbie Deans talking about Caleb Ralph "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Robbie, I don't know and I don't care.'
Dan Carter when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."
"Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted)
"Robbie has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Dan Carter)
"He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (Murray Mexted)
"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end, but then they scored." (Phil Waugh)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Andy Ellis)
"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Dan Carter)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Dan Carter)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Robbie Deans)
"I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewen McKenzie)
Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" Chris Jack: "On what?"
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)
Moi: House: Slytherin (Slytherin House: We Make Evil Look Good)
Quidditch Position: Seeker or Keeper
Favourite Teacher(s): Snape and McGonagall (She may be a Gryffindor, but you gotta love here)
Favorite Classes: Potions, DADA, and Transfiguration Hated Classes: History of Magic (Though I like History, I have absolutely not patience whatsoever for Prof. Binns)
Electives: Arithmancy Hated Electives: Divination and Muggle Studies (why the hell would I want to know about filthy muggles?)
Future Occupation: Death Eater (hehe)
Animagus Form: Basilisk
I don't know why you would, but if you want to e-mail me, my e-mail is email@example.com.
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