Author has written 2 stories for Hellboy.
--Ha! Spiffy icon-thinger! (Heehee, I took the pic...devious grin)
Age: do you really wanna know? Ok, I'm 4,000. No really, I'm 16.
Lives: Far Too Close to the Village Idiot, USA
Likes: Drawing, photography, reading, writing, anything that has to do with dragons, rock music, science, and humor.
Hates: Pink (could they have made a more painful color?), overly depressing stuff, math in general(gag me with a rusty spoon), annoying jingles, and dreadful grammar/spelling (being a beta, I guess that's normal).
Fatalities: unless these are avioded the student will make little progress.- Dragonology book
"Move the thing! No, the other thing!... Move it!"- Vizzini, Princess Bride
"She's safe. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
"But why is the rum gone?" -Jack Sparrrow, Pirates of the Carribean
Never mess with dragons, for you are tasty when fried and covered with ketchup.- bumper sticker
“You’re just jealous because I sound like a rock star.”- Beast Boy, Teen Titans
“We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense, you’re only saying that because no one ever has.”- Westly and Buttercup, Princess Bride
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to celebrate, my wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I’m swamped.”- Prince Humperdinck (nice name, huh?), Princess Bride
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.”- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride
"Heaven and Hell are right here, and we're smack in the middle."- Constantine, Constantine comercial
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"- Adam, Mythbusters
“Where else would I find someone at my level?”
“Try the local sewer.”- Indiana Jones
“She wasn’t there because she was somewhere else.”
“Uh….DUH!”- My sister(the 'DUH' bit)
"If at first you don't succeed, pound the heck out of it!"- Me
“Don’t try this at home.” (thinks for a second) “Or anywhere else for that matter.”- Me
"Murder isn't conducive to your health, particularly if you're the one being murdered."- Me
"If only we had a belt sander we could save the world!"- FlyingFish15
Oo oO- Spider eyes.
By the way, I beta if anyone needs one. (A beta is a person who edits your story.) :)
To All those who have been reading Culinary Chaos:
IT'S BAAAAAAAACCKKK! Run for your lives!