Blu Embyr
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Joined 03-30-05, id: 785856
Author has written 2 stories for Hellboy.

--Ha! Spiffy icon-thinger! (Heehee, I took the pic...devious grin)

Age: do you really wanna know? Ok, I'm 4,000. No really, I'm 16.

Gender: Female.

Lives: Far Too Close to the Village Idiot, USA

Likes: Drawing, photography, reading, writing, anything that has to do with dragons, rock music, science, and humor.

Hates: Pink (could they have made a more painful color?), overly depressing stuff, math in general(gag me with a rusty spoon), annoying jingles, and dreadful grammar/spelling (being a beta, I guess that's normal).

Favorite quotes:

Fatalities: unless these are avioded the student will make little progress.- Dragonology book

"Move the thing! No, the other thing!... Move it!"- Vizzini, Princess Bride

"She's safe. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"But why is the rum gone?" -Jack Sparrrow, Pirates of the Carribean

Never mess with dragons, for you are tasty when fried and covered with ketchup.- bumper sticker

“You’re just jealous because I sound like a rock star.”- Beast Boy, Teen Titans

“We’ll never survive!”

“Nonsense, you’re only saying that because no one ever has.”- Westly and Buttercup, Princess Bride

“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to celebrate, my wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I’m swamped.”- Prince Humperdinck (nice name, huh?), Princess Bride

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.”- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride

"Heaven and Hell are right here, and we're smack in the middle."- Constantine, Constantine comercial

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"- Adam, Mythbusters

“Where else would I find someone at my level?”

“Try the local sewer.”- Indiana Jones

“She wasn’t there because she was somewhere else.”

“Uh….DUH!”- My sister(the 'DUH' bit)

"If at first you don't succeed, pound the heck out of it!"- Me

“Don’t try this at home.” (thinks for a second) “Or anywhere else for that matter.”- Me

"Murder isn't conducive to your health, particularly if you're the one being murdered."- Me

"If only we had a belt sander we could save the world!"- FlyingFish15

Oo oO- Spider eyes.

By the way, I beta if anyone needs one. (A beta is a person who edits your story.) :)


To All those who have been reading Culinary Chaos:

IT'S BAAAAAAAACCKKK! Run for your lives!

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Double Life by sonny's girlfriend reviews
Post HBP. Hermione finds questions surfacing in her mind about the night Dumbledore was killed. In a moment of inspiration, she decides to pay a visit to Dumbledore’s portrait, and finds herself stepping into a world of trouble. Rating has been raised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,775 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Following the Potions Master by prittee1 reviews
A Potions accident earns Hermione a weeks detention with the most hated teacher in the school, and she is not happy. She sets about getting her revenge...Will end up being SSHG. Rating for later chapters, still to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ask Calus by Hermy Puckle reviews
Ask Calus is The Daily Prophet's new advice columnist and he is sweeping the wizarding world! But who is this mysterious man? Hermione Granger is going to go undercover to find out. Along the way she will make friends, eat cheesecake, and get numb feet! V
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss by Beacon reviews
It was just innocent teasing, and yet somehow, Zuko couldn't help himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Phantom of the Laundromat by C.C.Moon reviews
What do you get when you put two bored, Phantom obsessed best friends in a laundromat with a Faery Oracle? Sharpies and Phantom galore! Rating for swearing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Erik, Erik - Complete
Misplaced Possessions by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
100 word drabble. Hermione's lost something. Severus finds it. Not what you would expect. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
14 ways to annoy Voldemort by PurpleWings reviews
Just a bunch of silly ideas I came up with when I was going to the 4th movie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Animal Instinct by anonymous3925866 reviews
Completed: Melissa awoke in a hospital with total amnesia and the unnatural ability to shapeshift into other creatures. On the run from Kroenen, she seeks assylum at the BPRD. Movie based. Finished! : D
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,424 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
All Suffering is Slade's Fault by ribbetfrog reviews
Robin says that everything Slade does causes people to suffer. Even pouring himself orange juice. Details inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Slade
What Lies Beneath by ridesandruns reviews
Curiosity can't kill the Wolverine. He wishes it could.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
What To Do With Fan Girls? by FlyingFish15 reviews
What would happen if Kroenen met his fan girls. Hilarity ensues. Most likely one shot.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Tallyho and Away We Go! by Maidenhair reviews
The sub title for this is Why Erik Should NEVER get Drunk. Sort of explains itself, eh? Be nice please! Chapter 2 is here. Ta-ta!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Things Snape would NEVER say by Helsing-luver reviews
it's just as it sounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine by Random-Battlecry reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Snape Side Story by Beautiful Lady reviews
What DOES Snape do in that dungeon all day, and why, oh, WHY does he have to sing about it? For anyone who ever wanted Snape to burst into song for no reason at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort
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Culinary Chaos reviews
In which there is much chaos in the BPRD's kitchen, oranges meet a horrible fate, Broom goes out for breakfast, and Abe is terrible at flirting.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
Karl Kroenen's Bad Day reviews
Kroenen was only happy when he was playing Wagner...Humorous oneshot.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete